Escort Reports

**ChicagoMonger1** · 07-12-23 14:38

Any intel on an Asian apartment on Main Street in Gaithersburg?

**JTreehorn14** · 06-29-23 00:09

Originally Posted by TheMadasian [View Original Post]

Your mistake for sending money in the first place. Never. Never. Ever. Ever. Send a deposit. Following this rule would have prevented such a terrible dream.

Yeah, that would be my advice as well. Never send money. She's kind've a head case. My glowing review was purely for her body and the sex. I like thin, small chested, dark-skinned black girls with small tight butts and very few tats. That kind of provider is damn near impossible to find. Black girls tend to be flabby, big breasted, covered in tats, lighter skinnned, and have huge asses. She really is tight and in shape. The stomach is washboard flat and when you put your hands on her lower back you feel muscle and not an ounce of fat. That's REALLY hard to find. Also, I'm six feet tall, so the height was a real turn-on and a rarity. I showed up, was really patient. Brought a few beers and asked her if she wanted one. She was putting groceries away and apologized and I told her to just take her time and get to me when she was ready. No rush. I think that helped. I don't care for CBJ. I had her jerk me for a while until I was fully hard and when the rubber went on and she went for the CBJ I let her do her thing for about a minute and then moved. I really get nothing out of a CBJ. She was actually really into the main act. We were doing lazy doggie at one point and she was rubbing her clit furiously while I pounded her. We were laughing and joking afterwards and talking about Baltimore, where we both lived at one time. Again, YMMV, but we seemed to hit it off, at least that one visit.

Now. For the red flags. The first time I tried to meet her, she gave me the address and after I arrived I called and texted multiple times for the apartment number. No reply. I left and fifteen minutes later got a text saying she fell asleep. It was like 6:00 in the evening. The second time, I texted her and she didn't respond. I texted her an hour later and casually mentioned I was nearby and could be at her place in about ten minutes. I was just being courteous. An hour later I got a text from her telling me that she'll decide when I can come over and to never tell her what time I want to see her. I can see where there could be miscommunication, but still. It was pretty harsh. Lastly, she's been doing this for how long, based on the reviews? And yet, she still seems kind've an amateur at it.

Not sure I'd visit again. I like the memory as it went down. It was one of the best sessions I've had in recent memory and I could easily see a second encounter being the opposite of the first. Plus, she had no damn furniture! Maybe if I knew for a fact she had a bed this time I might try again, but I really think we exhausted all we could do on a floor and against a wall.

**Nats53** · 06-27-23 11:27

Originally Posted by SuperJimmy [View Original Post]

After such a glowing review by a fellow USA member, a small deposit would not have been out of the question for me. If I had any interest in the escort, which I do not. And after such a glowing review, who knew she'd also be such a terrible date?

But then, it's on the record that Don't banme tried to see her with a bunch of complications at her private place so there's also that red flag. His story indicates there was a good chance she was going to be a problem. Why is her page over at EB gone? Maybe she's going UTR, who knows?

$160/ HH?

I saw her pics before her page at EB was deleted and $160/ HH for her was a strong no-go for me. I wouldn't want to see her even for $100/ HH, proving in this hobby, it's definitely different strokes for different folks. The face and a body with no definition are not my type, but its whatever floats a monger's boat.

IMHO, she is more of a $120/ HH tops escort- but in this DMV market, English speaking escorts want to command higher rates and the avg Black American escort in the DMV- no matter what they look like, seems like they won't take less than $150/ HH these days.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

Wise words from the master!

**SuperJimmy** · 06-26-23 21:05

After such a glowing review by a fellow USA member, a small deposit would not have been out of the question for me. If I had any interest in the escort, which I do not. And after such a glowing review, who knew she'd also be such a terrible date?

But then, it's on the record that Don't banme tried to see her with a bunch of complications at her private place so there's also that red flag. His story indicates there was a good chance she was going to be a problem. Why is her page over at EB gone? Maybe she's going UTR, who knows?

$160/ HH?

I saw her pics before her page at EB was deleted and $160/ HH for her was a strong no-go for me. I wouldn't want to see her even for $100/ HH, proving in this hobby, it's definitely different strokes for different folks. The face and a body with no definition are not my type, but its whatever floats a monger's boat.

IMHO, she is more of a $120/ HH tops escort- but in this DMV market, English speaking escorts want to command higher rates and the avg Black American escort in the DMV- no matter what they look like, seems like they won't take less than $150/ HH these days.

Happy Hunting & Sessions!

SJ.

Originally Posted by TheMadasian [View Original Post]

Your mistake for sending money in the first place. Never. Never. Ever. Ever. Send a deposit. Following this rule would have prevented such a terrible dream.

**TheMadasian** · 06-26-23 18:39

Originally Posted by NjRaider17 [View Original Post]

Yeah, unfortunately I had a much different experience with this provider. Sent a text and she replied with the rates. Seems pretty straightforward. I ask about cash app and she said she accepted this. I told her initially I wanted an hour, but then went down to half an hour, and she made a very fly, the boat. Guess you needed a cheaper time which did not feel good to hear, but I was horny. I sent a small deposit of the session since cash app has been weird for me. Go to the address in Silver Spring and when I get to the place, she pretends as if the cash app didn't go through. At first I thought OK that's reasonable and went on today give the full amount when I get there. After that, she gets naked. She is hot, but has no chest but that's pretty obvious in the pictures. She gives one of the worst CBJs that barely last about a minute, and I truly mean one minute and then she acts to go doggy style without even asking me what I would like. Go doggy if she doesn't even moan or anything. All mechanical. I decided to just pump it out and then leave. While I'm getting dressed, try to make small talk and she was just irritable the entire time. Talked about how clients are so cute and she has bills to pay and it is just pretty annoying. Leave the place and I'll check my phone again and see that my previous deposit actually did go through, so I'm thinking really she just swindled me out of more money. Personally, I think this county in general is pretty trash when it comes to providers and I'm probably going to stick to the NoVa area or stick to my nice girls in Columbia. YMMV but I would say, don't give this bitter woman and thief any money.

Your mistake for sending money in the first place. Never. Never. Ever. Ever. Send a deposit. Following this rule would have prevented such a terrible dream.

**NjRaider17** · 06-26-23 16:00

Yeah, unfortunately I had a much different experience with this provider. Sent a text and she replied with the rates. Seems pretty straightforward. I ask about cash app and she said she accepted this. I told her initially I wanted an hour, but then went down to half an hour, and she made a very fly, the boat. Guess you needed a cheaper time which did not feel good to hear, but I was horny. I sent a small deposit of the session since cash app has been weird for me. Go to the address in Silver Spring and when I get to the place, she pretends as if the cash app didn't go through. At first I thought OK that's reasonable and went on today give the full amount when I get there. After that, she gets naked. She is hot, but has no chest but that's pretty obvious in the pictures. She gives one of the worst CBJs that barely last about a minute, and I truly mean one minute and then she acts to go doggy style without even asking me what I would like. Go doggy if she doesn't even moan or anything. All mechanical. I decided to just pump it out and then leave. While I'm getting dressed, try to make small talk and she was just irritable the entire time. Talked about how clients are so cute and she has bills to pay and it is just pretty annoying. Leave the place and I'll check my phone again and see that my previous deposit actually did go through, so I'm thinking really she just swindled me out of more money. Personally, I think this county in general is pretty trash when it comes to providers and I'm probably going to stick to the NoVa area or stick to my nice girls in Columbia. YMMV but I would say, don't give this bitter woman and thief any money.

Originally Posted by JTreehorn14 [View Original Post]

Just saw this one yesterday.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...a/dc/131275205

All I can say is. WOW! I'll get a couple of things out of the way first. Her place is in a decent apartment complex in White Oak (not the sketchy high rise, thank god) but it's completely empty. We were screwing on a blanket on the floor. There wasn't even a couch. Also, she can be sort've aggressively no-nonsense via text. Personally, I don't think that's a dealbreaker since these girls have to put up with a lot of shit from a lot of assholes, but still. A small miscommunication about timing led to an unexpected harsh reply. At any rate, things were cleared up and in person she was one of the sweeter and most playful escorts I've seen. She is also gorgeous. Super tight, slender body and she is 6'2". So, think Nubian amazon. Age is listed at 23. Hard to tell, but my guess is she's a little older but still in her twenties. Only one tat that I noticed and it was tasteful. Flat stomach, taut legs, and a small but tight ass. Gorgeous dark skin. Smallish tits with huge black nips. For me at least, this is fantasy girl type thing. I love thin, athletic, dark skin black girls with narrow waists, tiny tits, and small, tight asses. She was responsive and into it the whole time, even playing with her clit in a couple of positions. We came so close to cumming together but after over twenty minutes straight, the little general started to soften up. Alas, being a year away from fifty is finally catching up with me. Glad I don't need the blue pills yet in order to get hard, but staying rock hard for more than twenty minutes of solid pounding is getting tougher. Or at least it is when using a condom..

**Mrlefty** · 06-23-23 10:35

Originally Posted by DcGuy202 [View Original Post]

She quoted me $ for a carplay BBBJ. That's pretty high. But I'd be willing to give it a shot if anyone can tell me she gives good head and at least solid effort. I've got a bad feeling so am holding off until I hear from someone. Thanks.

Negotiate. She started there too.

**CollegeParkBoy** · 06-19-23 21:19

https://sumosear.ch/phone/202-571-0022

https://listcrawler.eu/last_phone_post/2025710022

TL: DR. She real. Did $ for QV all covered. Good in a pinch. YMMV.

Easy comms through text. Got the addy and headed up. Sun was barely down yet the streets were packed. Saw three potential workers they walked with their own guy (to me this is a sign it could be a worker with her handler COULD BE) anyways no bad vibes about the place. Neighborhood of 16th street. It was so packed I had to park away and walk it. She did meet me downstairs (and apparently needs to because the door don't open from the outside) and let me in. There was a security guard at the front which had me double take but he ain't say shit he was watching a movie on his phone. We hug (she doesn’t smell) and chat while waiting for elevator, we go up and there's another chick up there (her girlfriend) so she was vaping on the couch. She did peek her head in to offer doubles but I brought only $. We go in a room and chat for a while then get into it. She gives a decent CBJ. Got two handfuls of tits and loving it. So is she. As I get semi hard she stops and gets into position. I get in and get to work. No whiff of stench when I’m working so hygiene below is great. She responds with moans but then she starts doing the "cum for me" time wasting bs. I'm in it longer just cause. Blow in the bag, clean up, dip out. I got what I came for. I'd go in a pinch moving forward. Be safe fellas.

**DcGuy202** · 06-12-23 12:53

She quoted me $ for a carplay BBBJ. That's pretty high. But I'd be willing to give it a shot if anyone can tell me she gives good head and at least solid effort. I've got a bad feeling so am holding off until I hear from someone. Thanks.

**TTony** · 06-01-23 15:27

Originally Posted by Mrlefty [View Original Post]

I have 3 non-pros that I have been seeing from time to time. Older 30-40's MILFs. With a bit of $ are willing to have fun. Willing to trade numbers with other seniors. Let me know.

Sent you a PM sir.

**Mayhem101** · 05-29-23 09:05

Originally Posted by HaroldMyers [View Original Post]

This county legal system is ruthless on the hobby. Look elsewhere please.

I agree with this statement. MoCo is dangerous territory for sting operations and I no longer hobby in MoCo. PG County is more friendly and there are a lot of options there. Not worth the risks.

**Mrlefty** · 05-29-23 08:21

I have 3 non-pros that I have been seeing from time to time. Older 30-40's MILFs. With a bit of $ are willing to have fun. Willing to trade numbers with other seniors. Let me know.

**Mrlefty** · 05-24-23 19:32

Met her yesterday for a car date. Pics in EB / EA are accurate. Back channel for details.

**OneKnightStand** · 05-24-23 02:38

Originally Posted by Lucretius [View Original Post]

Or if you are restricted to using Metro, look in the Northern Virginia section for someone in Tysons Corner, Arlington (CrystalCity, Rosslyn, Ballston) or Alexandria. All reachable by Metro and offer more services.

Much Mahalos brother! I have a vehicle and can drive. I'll definitely look at those places. Pm if you have a favorite I can sample if can, and I'll do the same if you're in Honolulu.

**Lucretius** · 05-20-23 11:12

Originally Posted by OneKnightStand [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads up! Can you point me in the right direction? Pm me any details if any. Mahalo in advance!

Or if you are restricted to using Metro, look in the Northern Virginia section for someone in Tysons Corner, Arlington (CrystalCity, Rosslyn, Ballston) or Alexandria. All reachable by Metro and offer more services.