Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Fassbender3000** · 12-19-23 15:43

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...692735786.html

I was curious about her. I like her mature look and dreadlocks. We corresponded briefly from my dummy email address, and she told me "no full service," but I don't know if that means anything else is off the table. Might TOFTT.

**SwiftChariot** · 11-29-23 22:02

Good evening gents.

TOFTT and went to this ad.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...691943894.html

GD I was excited cause it was at a single family home, which is wayyy different then I usually experience. Comms were good and when I got there she took me around back to the basement area and I stepped inside. Latina girl high 20's civ looking with c / dz. Again very excited for this. 1. 2 for the massage.

Stripped down and laid on the massage table. IDK what they got going on there but the room must been maybe 6 x10 and the temperature was about 50 degrees. Girl was bundled in a sweatshirt and sweat pants, so for about 45 minutes I was freezing my ass off. I shivered the whole time as she gave me a pretty bad massage. I, as an eternal optimist, trying to put a positive spin on things, all I could think about is her pussy warming my dick up, oh what a feeling that would have been. Flip had no tease and she ended the massage with a "gacias. " (she speaks no english)" Damn, I was like WTF, and exclaimed "dos cientos por servico complteto" (that's the only spanish I know). She said si. Sweet, I laid back down and she said happy ending? I said no! "dos cientos por servico complteto! She said no, no only HE for 40. I said okay w / e. She jackhammered me for 5 minutes and there was no nudity or otc. I gave up and paid her the 40. She texted me saying not to tell anybody, so I guess she usually doesn't do that, but uggh.

Feeling dejected and in the arae I hit up a crack head named Maria from DMV Latina. She kept talking about not doing FS while she massages me for 30 minutes at 70 bucks. On the flip I asked for FS and she said only for me shrug Bang her out with condom and came with a HE, may visit again, but LORD her window was broken and it was cold there too.

**JackRyan1** · 11-03-23 16:27

You can go all in for 3. 5 Bennys.

Originally Posted by BoMcC [View Original Post]

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...679144744.html

Searching "Columbia" under beauty services brings up this ad. Not in DC but Rockville. Text to get address (but no rates after asking three times) and it's a bunch of shared office suites above a day care. Had a back and forth to confirm time, then building and where to park, because it's all (empty) pay lots and spaces in that area off Parklawn.

Get up to the floor and the provider takes me down the hall to a suite with a placard: "Majestic Care," hmmm.

She asked if I wanted "sexy massage" and the price was high for just a massage but better depending on how sexy you like it, so I don't know if there was a starting point then. I toftt at $200. Massage was an oily rub. HE was pretty much like what you got in NoVa pre-pandemic, sans table shower. Provider was a youngish Latina, said her name was Maria, thick but plain. Had to use translation app to comm. Not sure if other extras were on the menu (at the price I suspect they should have been), but I don't know if I could have partaken.

Upon leaving the office lobby had three or four girls there, but not sure exactly what all the other businesses may have been. I only saw empty suites on the walk to the one I was in.

Strange thing, my texting to set up the appointment had a dude's name show up on the app, so I don't think I was texting with her.

TL; DR: For me, overpriced for what you can find at an AMP. Maybe it's inline for LMP prices but I wasn't feeling it with the provider.

**BoMcC** · 10-25-23 16:37

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...679144744.html

Searching "Columbia" under beauty services brings up this ad. Not in DC but Rockville. Text to get address (but no rates after asking three times) and it's a bunch of shared office suites above a day care. Had a back and forth to confirm time, then building and where to park, because it's all (empty) pay lots and spaces in that area off Parklawn.

Get up to the floor and the provider takes me down the hall to a suite with a placard: "Majestic Care," hmmm.

She asked if I wanted "sexy massage" and the price was high for just a massage but better depending on how sexy you like it, so I don't know if there was a starting point then. I toftt at $200. Massage was an oily rub. HE was pretty much like what you got in NoVa pre-pandemic, sans table shower. Provider was a youngish Latina, said her name was Maria, thick but plain. Had to use translation app to comm. Not sure if other extras were on the menu (at the price I suspect they should have been), but I don't know if I could have partaken.

Upon leaving the office lobby had three or four girls there, but not sure exactly what all the other businesses may have been. I only saw empty suites on the walk to the one I was in.

Strange thing, my texting to set up the appointment had a dude's name show up on the app, so I don't think I was texting with her.

TL; DR: For me, overpriced for what you can find at an AMP. Maybe it's inline for LMP prices but I wasn't feeling it with the provider.

**Leekiofus** · 10-09-23 18:38

Originally Posted by SiviWalks [View Original Post]

Check DM soon.

Mind sharing this way too?

If not it's fine.

**SiviWalks** · 10-09-23 13:46

Originally Posted by BoMcC [View Original Post]

All the home-based massage providers in MoCo? Pre-pandemic I had a couple go-to's and would see some regular posters show up. Even though you can't search for "massage" on CL anymore you can still put it in the ad. And I'm almost just searching for just massage in a more comfortable setting than what's left of the AMP scene here. There was someone around the beginning of the year, but she flaked and I saw a few Gaithersburg based ads but never get a response. No one uses bedpage here, like they do in VA. But that's a three+ hour proposition just to get it all over. I'm more stressed when I get back home.

Any other sites worth exploring? Any of those few and far between posters perform better than expected?

Check DM soon.

**Leekiofus** · 10-09-23 01:09

Originally Posted by BoMcC [View Original Post]

All the home-based massage providers in MoCo? Pre-pandemic I had a couple go-to's and would see some regular posters show up. Even though you can't search for "massage" on CL anymore you can still put it in the ad. And I'm almost just searching for just massage in a more comfortable setting than what's left of the AMP scene here. There was someone around the beginning of the year, but she flaked and I saw a few Gaithersburg based ads but never get a response. No one uses bedpage here, like they do in VA. But that's a three+ hour proposition just to get it all over. I'm more stressed when I get back home.

Any other sites worth exploring? Any of those few and far between posters perform better than expected?

This one might be something you're looking for.

Decent massage + what you'd expect at MoCo AMP.

Nothing crazy.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...672876911.html

**BoMcC** · 10-08-23 16:52

All the home-based massage providers in MoCo? Pre-pandemic I had a couple go-to's and would see some regular posters show up. Even though you can't search for "massage" on CL anymore you can still put it in the ad. And I'm almost just searching for just massage in a more comfortable setting than what's left of the AMP scene here. There was someone around the beginning of the year, but she flaked and I saw a few Gaithersburg based ads but never get a response. No one uses bedpage here, like they do in VA. But that's a three+ hour proposition just to get it all over. I'm more stressed when I get back home.

Any other sites worth exploring? Any of those few and far between posters perform better than expected?

**Dm311** · 06-08-23 11:03

Originally Posted by Nats53 [View Original Post]

At that price she should offer FS. Thanks for the post but I'll pass. Go see Luba, much less expensive for a decent massage with a very good finish.

Someone reported a while back in the massage forum that they got more from her but only after a lot of visits. YMMV.

**Nats53** · 06-08-23 10:20

Originally Posted by BaltPro [View Original Post]

Crossposting from Baltimore forum.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...629435172.html

Tried this one out on Saturday.

Located in downtown Bethesda. Private office incall. Tall, Russian girl. She was moderately attractive in the face but her body, while not large, isn't a 10/10 by any means. $ 2 for an hour. She offered FIV and getting up on table for extra $ . 6. I stayed at original price. Nice finish. She talks a lot and is actually quite pleasant but I don't need talk when I'm trying to relax. Since she is in a legit space, she does have a hot towel which is always nice. Wish more massage places had this. Anyway, YMMV and I also enjoy trying someone new but I will not repeat.

At that price she should offer FS. Thanks for the post but I'll pass. Go see Luba, much less expensive for a decent massage with a very good finish.

**BaltPro** · 06-06-23 20:31

Crossposting from Baltimore forum.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...629435172.html

Tried this one out on Saturday.

Located in downtown Bethesda. Private office incall. Tall, Russian girl. She was moderately attractive in the face but her body, while not large, isn't a 10/10 by any means. $ 2 for an hour. She offered FIV and getting up on table for extra $ . 6. I stayed at original price. Nice finish. She talks a lot and is actually quite pleasant but I don't need talk when I'm trying to relax. Since she is in a legit space, she does have a hot towel which is always nice. Wish more massage places had this. Anyway, YMMV and I also enjoy trying someone new but I will not repeat.

**RidgeRacer** · 09-19-22 08:56

Originally Posted by AlmostRetired [View Original Post]

I am very interested in finding a good Latina MP. But they seem few and far in between, there must be more than just FHOH! Saw the two ads below on CL. I'd appreciate if anyone in the house has visited and how things went. Feel free to PM with details, it will be appreciated.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...535381341.html

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...532105501.html

Check out the CL section of the Northern Virginia board.

**AlmostRetired** · 09-18-22 20:43

I am very interested in finding a good Latina MP. But they seem few and far in between, there must be more than just FHOH! Saw the two ads below on CL. I'd appreciate if anyone in the house has visited and how things went. Feel free to PM with details, it will be appreciated.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...535381341.html

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/...532105501.html

**Mrlefty** · 09-08-22 07:15

Posting here because CL type ads are a way I'm finding these ladies.

I've managed to find a few 20 to 60 year old girls that are looking for it for free.

Some of them want tag teamed. So, I'm looking for a buddy to help out from here. The key is, you need to host.

There's no $ involved in the transactions. These are just horny women that sometimes will flake out at the last minute. So, it's probably better for you if you're not paying for a hotel. Silver spring, Aspen Hill, Rockville, Gaithersburg area preferred. But anywhere in the DMV is cool.

You need to be disease free, as some of these women want filled.

Any race, any age, long as you can keep it up and give them what they want. They admittedly like the idea of light / dark. And, I'm light. So, dark is barely preferred.

If you're interested, shoot me a PM.

**Mrlefty** · 08-29-22 17:46

Originally Posted by Swifty53 [View Original Post]

Seeing Anna, got me thinking of Maggie, another MILF masseuse, in the Wheaton area..

My understanding was that she retired. She had an aging parent and was getting up there in age herself. She did have a full menu, and her boobs were big, natural, and for some reason, extra heavy. That's what I remember about her.