Massage Parlor Reports

[ThrobbinWood]

Can confirm: Healthy Land is legit. I was surprised that they have been around for several months, but the reason they haven't shown up in reviews is that they are exactly what they advertise: straightforward massage therapy. In fact, for Asian massage therapy, their draping is on the fussy side. I prefer that the time spent on me, rather than folding and adjusting sheets. That said, it is a very nice experience. It is clean, the therapists are skilled and work very hard, and the tables are heated, which is nice this time of year. I personally have studiously respected the boundaries of the therapists I have seen, as they have spoken very little English and deserve that simple courtesy. Their reviews on Google and Yelp are honest and accurate.

Cheers,

AoR.

Good to see your comment about respecting the Asian Ladies. Many are hard working and struggle to send money home to families. Many have left their children in China to work here. Difficult life for them.

[JamesRussells]

Can confirm: Healthy Land is legit. I was surprised that they have been around for several months, but the reason they haven't shown up in reviews is that they are exactly what they advertise: straightforward massage therapy. In fact, for Asian massage therapy, their draping is on the fussy side. I prefer that the time spent on me, rather than folding and adjusting sheets. That said, it is a very nice experience. It is clean, the therapists are skilled and work very hard, and the tables are heated, which is nice this time of year. I personally have studiously respected the boundaries of the therapists I have seen, as they have spoken very little English and deserve that simple courtesy. Their reviews on Google and Yelp are honest and accurate.

Cheers,

AoR.

By fussy, do you mean they are lax about it, and mostly massage you uncovered? That's enough for me.

[AngleOfRepose]

Has anybody tried Healthy Land? It seems new. Appears legit.

Can confirm: Healthy Land is legit. I was surprised that they have been around for several months, but the reason they haven't shown up in reviews is that they are exactly what they advertise: straightforward massage therapy. In fact, for Asian massage therapy, their draping is on the fussy side. I prefer that the time spent on me, rather than folding and adjusting sheets. That said, it is a very nice experience. It is clean, the therapists are skilled and work very hard, and the tables are heated, which is nice this time of year. I personally have studiously respected the boundaries of the therapists I have seen, as they have spoken very little English and deserve that simple courtesy. Their reviews on Google and Yelp are honest and accurate.

Cheers,

AoR.

[Mustang69]

I have noticed over time that this board overall is pretty smart. I would not be surprised if RL was back in action.

If it was back up and running, some would love to know.

[JamesRussells]

Has anybody tried Healthy Land? It seems new. Appears legit.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Depends on what you mean by "improved. " I am very happy with Royalty, as limited as they are. I don't even like AMP's generally and have stuck with independents in the past but they are a very nice and clean facility, mostly with therapists that do a decent massage. Given the dearth of independents that are worth it, I'm happy with Royalty being what they are.

I definitely don't want them turning into another RL with this entire board waving a flag that says, "bust this shop. " If you need more, I would suggest hitting the ones in PG County. Howard County is not very tolerant of these places if they start seeing excessive foot traffic.

I have noticed over time that this board overall is pretty smart. I would not be surprised if RL was back in action.

[Dff 4580]

Been there around 2019 or 2020. Mostly massage & HJ. Cici was nice but she had lots of limitations. Wondering what's going on there. Nothing improved?

Depends on what you mean by "improved. " I am very happy with Royalty, as limited as they are. I don't even like AMP's generally and have stuck with independents in the past but they are a very nice and clean facility, mostly with therapists that do a decent massage. Given the dearth of independents that are worth it, I'm happy with Royalty being what they are.

I definitely don't want them turning into another RL with this entire board waving a flag that says, "bust this shop. " If you need more, I would suggest hitting the ones in PG County. Howard County is not very tolerant of these places if they start seeing excessive foot traffic.

[ImSmitten]

Been there around 2019 or 2020. Mostly massage & HJ. Cici was nice but she had lots of limitations. Wondering what's going on there. Nothing improved?

[HeadHunter301]

You can find them and others at https://adultsearch.com/us/maryland/baltimore/body-rubs.

Yeah, Maya and Liana are really the only options that are closer than security Blvd for me, for any services. I don't get much of a response from Naomi anymore, and she doesn't really offer extras outside of a prostate massage.

There was an escort close by for a bit but she moved to Dundalk.

[DontGiveUp]

I have my eye on T'ea Winters, now in Columbia. I've read the reviews about her previous FS and even a bit about her current "flute" performance but I'm interested in her actual massage skills as much as the ending. Can anyone speak to her skills on that? I'm still going to take the plunge eventually but always interested in others' experiences.

https://tryst.link/massage/miss-t-ea-winters

(cross-posted to Baltimore).

I'm interested in this!

[Dff 4580]

I have my eye on T'ea Winters, now in Columbia. I've read the reviews about her previous FS and even a bit about her current "flute" performance but I'm interested in her actual massage skills as much as the ending. Can anyone speak to her skills on that? I'm still going to take the plunge eventually but always interested in others' experiences.

https://tryst.link/massage/miss-t-ea-winters

(cross-posted to Baltimore).

[Mustang69]

Any update on the RL ladies, or any place close by that provides same type fun, will be in area visiting family and need some fun!

DM to share.

[DCHung]

Trying to do my part after a long hiatus and post something helpful. Naomi, who posts on adult search is based out of Ellicott city. She was an escort many many years ago and handles massage right now. She's a very attractive African-American woman with great breasts. There are really no extras with her but she has great hands and I've been seeing her for almost 15 years. $200 per hour and she will be topless with panties for the sessions. Not sure if she will do that with a new person. Her location is close to the sonic drive-in on 40. Have a great day lads.

She uses fake photos and 20 + lbs heavier than represented. 200 for a handy and breast fondle is not worth it for me. I'd avoid unless you really need it.

[BlueHen1029]

Trying to do my part after a long hiatus and post something helpful. Naomi, who posts on adult search is based out of Ellicott city. She was an escort many many years ago and handles massage right now. She's a very attractive African-American woman with great breasts. There are really no extras with her but she has great hands and I've been seeing her for almost 15 years. $200 per hour and she will be topless with panties for the sessions. Not sure if she will do that with a new person. Her location is close to the sonic drive-in on 40. Have a great day lads.

[Nyyfan]

New gal at RS in Greenbelt is Yoko. IMO, she is built very similar to many of the RL ladies (such as Sue) and I think she would hit most / all the same notes.

Thank you for the information! Yoko provided very good services and hit most of the same notes as the RL ladies. Yoko is very nice and aims to please. She left in November 22 and I don't know when she will be back. Good luck and take care.