Massage Parlor Reports

[Tom McAn]

Ha! I love this reminiscing about the good old days. The days before HoCo LEO went undercover to shut down spas and got into trouble for their troubles.

Does anyone remember the place near the Dorsey's village center called LJ & Associates? They had two readheads, one tall and one short. Don't remember the names. This was 1996 or so. They'd let you pick girls when you walked in. I never went for more than HE, but it seemed like more might have been offered. Very friendly staff.

Then there was Carol in an Ellicott City office park near the Golden Triangle. Not only do I remember her, but I had cut / pasted a copy of her ad from the City Paper into a Word file -- to make making appointments convenient (this was long before smartphones). Anyway, I still have that old Word file and her old ad reads: "CAROL 5'8" slender, redhead. The quality you are looking for. " There is also a phone number -- which of course doesn't work now, since she's been gone since around 2001.

Fun times.

Oh yes, I remember them. I saw the short redhead a few times. They also had a location in downtown Washington, DC for a brief period of time. I saw the short redhead there too. Eventually I coaxed her to remove her top, but she never got fully nude or provided more than hand relief. I don't remember if I ever met Carol.

It sucks that memories are all that remain for the fun we used to have in Howard or Montgomery counties.

[Broken Arrows]

I remember visiting Finesse many years ago. I saw a young blonde woman several times. I can't remember her name. While jacking me off, she'd brag about the things she and her husband would do to one another while having sex. However, I never got more than a HJ from her or anyone else there.

There were a few other places I visited back in the heyday of Howard County spas. I remember one American MP which wasn't open for long. That place had a rocker chick who gave very good massages before the flip and, for a reasonable tip, would strip down to a thong, stockings, and heels after the flip. She had gorgeous tits and a nice ass but never let me touch them, claiming they were reserved for her boyfriend. There was also an Eastern European MP where I saw several gals. Some of the ladies later worked in the Baltimore area and I got FS from one of them at her new place.

Ah yes, those were the good old days, or so it seemed.

Ha! I love this reminiscing about the good old days. The days before HoCo LEO went undercover to shut down spas and got into trouble for their troubles.

Does anyone remember the place near the Dorsey's village center called LJ & Associates? They had two readheads, one tall and one short. Don't remember the names. This was 1996 or so. They'd let you pick girls when you walked in. I never went for more than HE, but it seemed like more might have been offered. Very friendly staff.

Then there was Carol in an Ellicott City office park near the Golden Triangle. Not only do I remember her, but I had cut / pasted a copy of her ad from the City Paper into a Word file -- to make making appointments convenient (this was long before smartphones). Anyway, I still have that old Word file and her old ad reads: "CAROL 5'8" slender, redhead. The quality you are looking for. " There is also a phone number -- which of course doesn't work now, since she's been gone since around 2001.

Fun times.

[Tom McAn]

Not sure why it took so long for me to find this board! Walk down memory lane for sure. Where to start: Forgot about Chelsea, always had a fun time with her. Seem to recall her being a lesbian so her oral skills makes sense! Always dripped oil down my crack and would tease the hell of out me! Roxanne. Cute and busty Latin girl, just really liked her. Seemed more innocent but finally pushed her boundaries at the end (no FS tho). Joined the Air Force I believe!

Nicky. My ATF American spa girl. Turns out years later realized we went to HS together, she was a year younger. Did FS with her at another spa in Catonsville a few years after Finesse closed up. Just a gorgeous MILF by then! Still in touch with her on social media! Her niece (only a few years younger) started there after Nicky left, by the name of Casey.

Followed her to another place Main st in Catonsville, eventually got FS and eventually met out in Hotels! Also, keep in touch on social media. LOL.

I remember visiting Finesse many years ago. I saw a young blonde woman several times. I can't remember her name. While jacking me off, she'd brag about the things she and her husband would do to one another while having sex. However, I never got more than a HJ from her or anyone else there.

There were a few other places I visited back in the heyday of Howard County spas. I remember one American MP which wasn't open for long. That place had a rocker chick who gave very good massages before the flip and, for a reasonable tip, would strip down to a thong, stockings, and heels after the flip. She had gorgeous tits and a nice ass but never let me touch them, claiming they were reserved for her boyfriend. There was also an Eastern European MP where I saw several gals. Some of the ladies later worked in the Baltimore area and I got FS from one of them at her new place.

Ah yes, those were the good old days, or so it seemed.

[Axlmoe]

Got the itch last night. Been mostly out of the scene as I don't have time to travel to far off lands for tart AMP taint and the local vibe is on its death bed. Popped into silk thinking if I can get a nude handy, maybe in 69 position, it would be a good night. Stopped in, took the gamble on a whim, .6 for the half hour as I showered before. Massage was absolutely terrible. First thing provided does is lather my hands up with as much hand sanitizer as you can hold. It's dripping everywhere she put so much and my hands are hugeI can palm a basketball. Then she just rubbed in circles and commented on how strong I was. Didn't really feel any of it. That's unusual for them; massage is usually at least ok because that place has GPS so most don't go beyond the HJ. I'm thinking how do I sit here for 20 minutes and get nothing out of it. Good for me she realized she wasn't doing anything and asks me to flip. GPS kicks in and she wants 140 just to get naked for the handy. I'm like well can I at least touch? She caves and says yeah but with gloves. I'm like well why did you squirt 2 gallons of hand sanitizer on my hands just to glove me up. Whatever let's keep rolling; it's mediocre as it is and I'm already hoping to at least end with a quick and satisfying pop. Then something magical happens: she says $40 more, she does CBJ. At silk? Since when? Sure why not. Let's go for it. She slides a tiny glove on my hand that's way too small and straddles me to start the CBJ. It's ok. Not knocking my socks off but satisfying to have the bottom half in your face while someone sucks you off. Body was nice BTW for the occasion; C cups, butt a little bigger than the normal Asian flat back, and no butthole smell. A slight tinge of pee but whatever not too badmy nose is super sensitive so unless she was fresh out the shower I'm going to smell something..

I have looked at some of the archives but who here spent plenty of time at Rainbow Spa in the early 90's? It was my first spot ever and helped get me hooked on the hobby! Names I recall: Sunny, Yung, Tisha and Channel. Certainly FS was the regular, at least the first few years.

Yung moved onto Hana in EC and I saw her dozens of times, until she finally hung them up and married a monger. She's probably my ATF, damn near perfect body and always gave me 2 for 1 with TS nut 1 and FS #2. All this reminiscing brings back going to Miami spa also in EC. That place was wild, I mean they didn't even try to hide that they were practically a ***** house!! A couple fun times there but was only a matter of time before it got busted!

I go to Silk a couple times per year and still have a decent session but not like the golden days.

[Axlmoe]

Wow, fond memories from way back. I had to struggle to remember the name of my first therapist there: Chelsea. She was blond, with an athletic build. I recall towards the end of one of our first sessions when she took down the straps of her bra and I said (for no reason I can conceive now) "You can leave your top on. " She replied immediately, and innocently, "What about my bottoms? ".

Sometimes I would see a black girl who sometimes went by Marlayna, though I forget her regular name. She and Chelsea would each bad-mouth the other when I saw them individually, particularly Marlayna, as I imagine Chelsea got a fair bit of business and jealousy as a statuesque blonde. Anyway, I dropped in one time to find them both at the desk. So that I wouldn't ruin future experiences with either, I asked for a double. Even though they were rude to each other during the session, the way that Chelsea ate Marlayna from the front and back, and the shuddering results, made me realize that all my attempts at oral before or since were at best amateur.

I think there was another blonde girl who came over from Absolut, Kayla. She had a way of straddling, reaching behind, and simulating full-service that was almost better than the real thing. She ended up descending into some drug problems later.

The prettiest girl there was a brunette whose name I forget. She was fairly unenthusiastic, but she was a mom who had become quite a fitness buff and had the most remarkable abs.

I didn't feel like FS was generally offered there, though that may have been just me. However, I did get there with once with a Carribean girl with a small waist and prodigious posterior.

Not sure why it took so long for me to find this board! Walk down memory lane for sure. Where to start: Forgot about Chelsea, always had a fun time with her. Seem to recall her being a lesbian so her oral skills makes sense! Always dripped oil down my crack and would tease the hell of out me! Roxanne. Cute and busty Latin girl, just really liked her. Seemed more innocent but finally pushed her boundaries at the end (no FS tho). Joined the Air Force I believe!

Nicky. My ATF American spa girl. Turns out years later realized we went to HS together, she was a year younger. Did FS with her at another spa in Catonsville a few years after Finesse closed up. Just a gorgeous MILF by then! Still in touch with her on social media! Her niece (only a few years younger) started there after Nicky left, by the name of Casey.

Followed her to another place Main st in Catonsville, eventually got FS and eventually met out in Hotels! Also, keep in touch on social media. LOL.

[PuppyHood]

One thing I really appreciate about a legit AMP is being able to just stop by and get a massage when the mood or time allows. Traveling is a good example too. A long car or plane ride followed by a massage is a pleasure to me. I can easily appreciate the AMP's for this convenience.

Recently they been raised the house fee but still many legit not having table shower charge much less than LMPs or RMPs. I like it.

[ThrobbinWood]

I don't doubt some of us have visited an AMP for a legit massage, but why? If the practitioner isn't licensed it's really just a back rub and without the extras is it worth the $60? I've been to plenty of legit, licensed masseuses and I can tell you it is 100% worth it. Without a doubt. No extras just a straight up massage. I've walked out of those places feeling like a billion bucks and I could totally understand why people would frequent a legit joint. And I could see people partaking in other Eastern remedies such as acupuncture, and the legit places are usually licensed. But one of these AMPs without the extras just doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'm missing something?

One thing I really appreciate about a legit AMP is being able to just stop by and get a massage when the mood or time allows. Traveling is a good example too. A long car or plane ride followed by a massage is a pleasure to me. I can easily appreciate the AMP's for this convenience.

[TullerJohn]

I don't doubt some of us have visited an AMP for a legit massage, but why? If the practitioner isn't licensed it's really just a back rub and without the extras is it worth the $60? I've been to plenty of legit, licensed masseuses and I can tell you it is 100% worth it. Without a doubt. No extras just a straight up massage. I've walked out of those places feeling like a billion bucks and I could totally understand why people would frequent a legit joint. And I could see people partaking in other Eastern remedies such as acupuncture, and the legit places are usually licensed. But one of these AMPs without the extras just doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'm missing something?

So funny enough, I was just the opposite to this, I would go for the great massage first and the ending being a bonus. OS used to be great for this, top notch massage followed by a sure ending that never disappointed. I haven't been in years and heard it's changed over since then so I doubt it's worth it anymore but the point is the massage was great.

I ventured off one time thinking I wanted something more, went to place a few miles down from OS that's named after a flower. Walked in, paid the standard. 60 house fee, massage girl came in, great looking, little older but big fake cans, she was made up like an older asian barbie LOL. I laid down on my stomach for the massage and she was like, what the fuck are you doing?" She was friendly but all about business, a lot of dreamers would have loved her, anyway, forgot the damage, wasn't too bad, maybe a buck 20, and I got everything but the massage. Cool experience, but my back was still aching for a massage, I drove around, got some lunch, then hit the OS on the same trip for my massage that I was missing, and of course the ending.

[BobbiBrown1981]

Got the itch last night. Been mostly out of the scene as I don't have time to travel to far off lands for tart AMP taint and the local vibe is on its death bed. Popped into silk thinking if I can get a nude handy, maybe in 69 position, it would be a good night. Stopped in, took the gamble on a whim, .6 for the half hour as I showered before. Massage was absolutely terrible. First thing provided does is lather my hands up with as much hand sanitizer as you can hold. It's dripping everywhere she put so much and my hands are huge—I can palm a basketball. Then she just rubbed in circles and commented on how strong I was. Didn't really feel any of it. That's unusual for them; massage is usually at least ok because that place has GPS so most don't go beyond the HJ. I'm thinking how do I sit here for 20 minutes and get nothing out of it. Good for me she realized she wasn't doing anything and asks me to flip. GPS kicks in and she wants 140 just to get naked for the handy. I'm like well can I at least touch? She caves and says yeah but with gloves. I'm like well why did you squirt 2 gallons of hand sanitizer on my hands just to glove me up. Whatever let's keep rolling; it's mediocre as it is and I'm already hoping to at least end with a quick and satisfying pop. Then something magical happens: she says $40 more, she does CBJ. At silk? Since when? Sure why not. Let's go for it. She slides a tiny glove on my hand that's way too small and straddles me to start the CBJ. It's ok. Not knocking my socks off but satisfying to have the bottom half in your face while someone sucks you off. Body was nice BTW for the occasion; C cups, butt a little bigger than the normal Asian flat back, and no butthole smell. A slight tinge of pee but whatever not too bad—my nose is super sensitive so unless she was fresh out the shower I'm going to smell something.

Throughout the session she tries to do that fake BJ and I promptly pressed that head right back down until I felt the suction. She tried to push so I couldn't get my finger in the vag so I commenced to bean flicking and wore that clit out. Tried to do a little anal play on her but she wasn't having it. Finally I popped. She said her mouth hurt because I was too big. Ended the session with a little more of the circular rubbing on my legs. Did nothing but sack was no longer full of toys. Damage done: $200. Not really a great bargain but it's nice to know options opened up a bit in the area. She did tell me her name but asked they I don't give it out because she doesn't want everyone asking for BJs. I don't know what that's supposed to mean but she's about 5'4, Cs up top, natural, Bob haircut, maybe early to mid 40's, English isn't great, no tats. I want to say she had a little landing strip down below. Oh and she wore a hot pink dress. If all else fails, if you go and the provider starts doing some weird circular rubbing that massages nothing, that's your girl.

[BobbiBrown1981]

In many cases, when you ask for massage, you might have one of the nail technicians in the room. Some have no skills and not friendly at all. Some just give massage. If you're lucky you might get a HJ or BJ. But you need to bring your own cover just in case. And if you find something out you might name it like "UTR".

I doubt I would ever try that place. I wouldn't have the nerve to walk in while people are getting their nails done and ask for a massage. Plus it has a big glass window so way to visible. I don't think that's the kind of place that would ever offer extras. However, some bold monger may just prove me wrong.

[DCHung]

In many cases, when you ask for massage, you might have one of the nail technicians in the room. Some have no skills and not friendly at all. Some just give massage. If you're lucky you might get a HJ or BJ. But you need to bring your own cover just in case. And if you find something out you might name it like "UTR".

Those type of places are more common in California but in Maryland it will get you a state sponsored vacation to the grey bar hotel.

[AngleOfRepose]

In its prior incarnation as Evergreen, this place had a couple of therapists who delivered a slow, undraped massage and would indulge self-service at the end, or occasionally help out. In my first visit in a long while recently, that is decidedly no longer the case. The therapist, Katy, delivered an almost comically rough massage that kept at bay any hopes / thoughts of extracurriculars. But after a workout, it was quite nice, and well worth the time spent for a therapeutic session.

The place is set up the same as when it was Evergreen: private rooms with doors, clean, with a heated table.

AoR.

[IslandSchlang]

Sadly Gents, I can confirm RL will not be returning. While something else may end up there, the original business is gone. There is currently nothing there. On the other side of the Dominos there is a JJ Nail Spa that has "massage" on the window but it doesn't appear they keep AMP hours as I drove through at 9 pm and they had closed for the evening. Guess we can officially mark that one off our lists.

In many cases, when you ask for massage, you might have one of the nail technicians in the room. Some have no skills and not friendly at all. Some just give massage. If you're lucky you might get a HJ or BJ. But you need to bring your own cover just in case. And if you find something out you might name it like "UTR".

[BobbiBrown1981]

Sadly Gents, I can confirm RL will not be returning. While something else may end up there, the original business is gone. There is currently nothing there. On the other side of the Dominos there is a JJ Nail Spa that has "massage" on the window but it doesn't appear they keep AMP hours as I drove through at 9 pm and they had closed for the evening. Guess we can officially mark that one off our lists.

[RobAxle]

Wow, fond memories from way back. I had to struggle to remember the name of my first therapist there: Chelsea. She was blond, with an athletic build. I recall towards the end of one of our first sessions when she took down the straps of her bra and I said (for no reason I can conceive now) "You can leave your top on. " She replied immediately, and innocently, "What about my bottoms? ".

Sometimes I would see a black girl who sometimes went by Marlayna, though I forget her regular name. She and Chelsea would each bad-mouth the other when I saw them individually, particularly Marlayna, as I imagine Chelsea got a fair bit of business and jealousy as a statuesque blonde. Anyway, I dropped in one time to find them both at the desk. So that I wouldn't ruin future experiences with either, I asked for a double. Even though they were rude to each other during the session, the way that Chelsea ate Marlayna from the front and back, and the shuddering results, made me realize that all my attempts at oral before or since were at best amateur.

I think there was another blonde girl who came over from Absolut, Kayla. She had a way of straddling, reaching behind, and simulating full-service that was almost better than the real thing. She ended up descending into some drug problems later.

The prettiest girl there was a brunette whose name I forget. She was fairly unenthusiastic, but she was a mom who had become quite a fitness buff and had the most remarkable abs.

I wish I remembered who / names; back in those days I did not keep a journal. Such fun times, everything was looser and cheaper. I remember talking a hot front desk girl into doing a session with me -- she was fire. No pretense of massage, we just fucked for an hour. Wore me out.

Off topic, you could get seriously laid by hot girls at The Block in BMore too, way back when before the drugs took over.