Massage Parlor Reports

**MxRideHer** · 08-24-18 10:46

Does anyone have any info on the ladies at RL. I would like to back, but would rather request someone I know is good instead of trial and error.

**Whistles** · 08-24-18 08:37

Saw Mickey at Sweet Hot 2230. Absolutely not recommended. I've had much better from this group. Rushed and terrible skills on every level.

To make up for it went to a nearby place and had some soy milk, my favorite brand, Silk. Reliable and good but it's not, you know "real milk. ".

**Jf Faster** · 08-24-18 06:49

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Where do you guys come from? Every time somebody says that one of you guys pop up and say "the age of consent in X is Y."The age of consent for commercial sex workers is federally mandated and applies to american citizens everywhere the world over.

A2

**Tom McAn** · 08-24-18 00:28

Originally Posted by OlderNotWiser [View Original Post]

Paid a visit to Columbia branch and saw Cindy. Knew web site pics would be fake, so texted if 'real' pictures were available.

Was sent pictures and was actual girls but so artfully posed that they fooled me. Cindy was heavier than I expected, but didn't leave.

She is very willing and pleasant. She initiated, without me asking, daty (she seemed to enjoy) and lfk (she's bad at it).

Paid for hr left after 45 min. Was taken aback at end when she mentioned she's 22. Being 3 times that, don't want to end up like Subway Jarad.

Will be in town 2 more weeks. Saw other choice on way out and would have been a step down. My search for thin continues.

Thanks for the report. I can't say I'm surprised you were shorted on time.

18 is the legal age of consent in Maryland, so you're OK in that regard. But I hear you about the age difference; I'm pushing 60 and not sure I want to bang a gal young enough to be my granddaughter.

**OlderNotWiser** · 08-22-18 12:38

Paid a visit to Columbia branch and saw Cindy. Knew web site pics would be fake, so texted if 'real' pictures were available.

Was sent pictures and was actual girls but so artfully posed that they fooled me. Cindy was heavier than I expected, but didn't leave.

She is very willing and pleasant. She initiated, without me asking, daty (she seemed to enjoy) and lfk (she's bad at it).

Paid for hr left after 45 min. Was taken aback at end when she mentioned she's 22. Being 3 times that, don't want to end up like Subway Jarad.

Will be in town 2 more weeks. Saw other choice on way out and would have been a step down. My search for thin continues.

**Brad226** · 08-21-18 09:53

If you're the type that likes something a little different I suggest you try Michelle or Pepsi at Brite. They do wonders with their feet. They WILLl try to get more $ out of you but I've learned that you have to pay a little more up front in the beginning and develop a raport with some ladies. I think once they see you a few times they get more comfortable with you and tend to let you "slide" on little with the $ since they see you're a returning customer.

**Brad226** · 08-21-18 08:17

Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]

It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.

Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.

I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).

I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.

I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.

I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.

I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.

Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.

50/40 and untold psychological damage.

Priceless.

LOL interesting and funny story!

About a couple of weeks a go I was on a stroll and stopped over on Fredrick / St Johns and just like yours she was well over 50. Got a half crappy massage and the flip was mediocer at best but I will give her credit for persistence since I was taking a while. I didn't care for her technique so I tried to guide her as to how I like it (low and slow like good barbecue LOL) but she complained and said next time she was going to charge me more for taking so long. 70/40 split.

This is the kind of customer service that we seem to be constantly complaining about. I won't be returning there for at least six months and hopefully they will have some one a little more customer friendly.

**BillyDWilliams** · 08-21-18 08:02

Originally Posted by ArtistOfWar1 [View Original Post]

It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.

Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.

I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).

I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.

I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.

I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.

I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.

Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.

50/40 and untold psychological damage.

Priceless.

Had the same experience!

**ArtistOfWar1** · 08-20-18 23:12

It was a Sunday and i was bored. My SB had moved on and I had no replacement, and I have been watching porn all day so I was in a mood. But it had to wait until I finished FTWD. And its Sunday and everything is either closed, closing soon.

Rubmaps, rtff, and a phone call leads me to Elkridge.

I pull up, little old asian ladies chatting outside the entrance. I watch from the car and think to myself, self they kinda old just go home. Nah, I'm here lets just get this over with (u see where this is going LOL).

I go in and am let in by the crypt keeper. Just walk away.

I go in futher and request a half hour. What a maze of a place and I can dig the sliding Japanese doors.

I get shown my room, place my offering, and am introduced to Happy. Walk away man. A well seasoned vet of the AMP scene to say the least. Weathered and well seasoned. What am I doing here.

I get undressed and lay face up. Lets get this over with. She tells me to turn over, then she see the gift. We get right to the tug. She drops top for a "special massage. " Saggy with pointy nips. So why not. She cocks her leg up on the table. Why not. I ring the doorbell which completes the circuit and starts the show.

Giggles, clean up, dressed and out the door in 13 minutes.

50/40 and untold psychological damage.

Priceless.

**Symptom Addict** · 08-20-18 18:58

So. I've been wondering for ages why I never see this place called out on the Baltimore board bc I didn't realize there was a board for Columbia. I'm, frankly, surprised there's enough going on in Columbia to merit it but anyway.

RL has been reliable AF for me and I don't want to blow it up, but I have rarely had a bad time there. I have had no reason to suspect surveillance across numerous visits, but I'm pretty careful not to look like I look suspicious, you know? The ladies change frequently. Some too frequently, some not enough -- but they seem to draw solid talent from wherever they're bringing their talent in from. And the talent is usually friendly, cooperative, and usually do what they can to get me back. Solid $. 6 every time, sometimes asked for more and sometimes (admittedly, even less often) driven to tip more because of the excellent service given. I'd give them a 7. 5 - 9 depending on who I pull.

**Dave1984** · 08-20-18 09:47

Guess I will add my 2 cents to the conversation on RL. Was in the area last week and knowing that there has been some chatter about possible surveillance, I was very comfortable with the location. I especially liked the "waiting area" entrance so they have control on who is allowed to enter. If a customer looks like LE they have some control over what happens. Just makes me more comfortable. I also liked the rooms with walls as opposed to curtains. I was a walk in and drew Cici. The table shower was great with attention to all the right areas and a lot of teasing. Although I did not come for a great massage I thought it was fine. There was a lot of mutual touch and tease. After the flip I asked her to take off her top and I got to play with a nice set of real bobbies. Next the pants came down but not off and I had a nice time rubbing the honey pot. She gave me a nice HJ ending which is what I was looking for. My only negative was that she really did not get into it but just kind of stood there. Probably YMMV. Never asked for a tip or money but I gave her $70 for her time. I would go back to RL but would try for a different provider.

**Brad226** · 08-19-18 11:58

Originally Posted by Hans3 [View Original Post]

Another thing I like at RL is that the providers often introduce me to other girls there. It's led to some interesting follow on visits.

It's a shame that Mina is gone. I saw her quite a few times over the last year but then she left on what they first called a "long vacation" but now say that she isn't coming back. I still enjoy RL but she used to be my favorite.

OMG Mina was awesome! A wee bit older and probably not everyones cup of tea but her attention to detail, easy going attitude is what made her my favorite as well. Several times I tried to spoil her as give her extra tip but she refused to take the entire amount. She gave me her number before she left since she knew she was going to be leaving soon and also introduced me to a couple of other ladies as well. I called her after she left and she told me she was working and that she would call me back but she never did nor did she answer again after that so I deleted her number and moved on. Great lady and I wish her well.

I think a lot of ladies could take a lesson from her and not try being so greedy and you'd probably have a more FREQUENT returning customer and you'd make out more in the long run! Don't get me wrong I don't have a problem compensating for quality service but don't try to get over on me.

**Hans3** · 08-18-18 13:44

Originally Posted by Brad226 [View Original Post]

This one of the reasons RL is one of my favorite spots due to the "no haggle" probably policy they have. I'd assume MMS must enforce it therefore having less issues with customers.

In the past I had formed a decent relationship with with a couple of ladies (Mina and Candy) whom no longer are employed there in which I was eventually able to acquire FS. Neither ever asked for a tip but always gave a far tip with no complaints ever at all.

Another thing I like at RL is that the providers often introduce me to other girls there. It's led to some interesting follow on visits.

It's a shame that Mina is gone. I saw her quite a few times over the last year but then she left on what they first called a "long vacation" but now say that she isn't coming back. I still enjoy RL but she used to be my favorite.

**Brad226** · 08-16-18 08:57

Originally Posted by Hans3 [View Original Post]

Yes, RL has a table shower. Also, they don't ask for a specific tip, and always seem happy with what I give them at the end. I like the lack of haggling and not having to deal with money until afterwards.

This one of the reasons RL is one of my favorite spots due to the "no haggle" probably policy they have. I'd assume MMS must enforce it therefore having less issues with customers.

In the past I had formed a decent relationship with with a couple of ladies (Mina and Candy) whom no longer are employed there in which I was eventually able to acquire FS. Neither ever asked for a tip but always gave a far tip with no complaints ever at all.

**Jokester1** · 08-15-18 20:26

Originally Posted by HeavenKnows [View Original Post]

Paid a visit to Asian Service site. Was greeted by Katy, short medium build, cute and very friendly. This is an independent operation so no MMS. Fees were $140 for hhr $160 for hr. I took a leap and opted for the hour. The room is very spartan except for a mattress on the floor, soft lighting and music. The massage was not great but plenty of attention to necessary areas. You were treated like royality. Started with CBJ then CG to the end. Excellent finish with a hot towel and attention to all areas. Much closer than most AMPs and great service with no drama. Would highly recommend.

I've been to both locations several times. Never had a bad session, and have had some absolutely great ones depending on who is on duty. I've never experienced any haggling after paying the total fee; and never shorted on time.