Massage Parlor Reports

[MdFootGuy]

Been awhile since getting into the game but literally can only do AMPs as I'm not trusting of any girls at hotels these days. Does anyone know of anyone locally who might not be the typical AMP girl? The one place I go to in Columbia they actually give a good massage and great HE HJ but I'm looking for more American type of females if possible. Finally got some funds saved up and really needing a massage HE right now. Most likely I'll be going to my normal spot in Columbia as they actually give a good massage before the HJ but if anyone can point me let me know. Willing to drop 250 plus for a new experience. Not the ZenDem place as I heard those girls are wanting 400 plus.

[Lolwut993]

Two names used depending on the site / ad.

https://adultsearch.com/us/maryland/...y-rubs/3153680

Or.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-33305.html

So as previously mentioned it was a bit of a hassle at first seeing her. After 2 reschedules and knocking 20 bucks off I was able to see her. Also as previously stated it is in a corporate building. As it should be no surprise she looks nothing like the pics. The closest I would say is the red fish net dress is the closest to how she looked. Not to say she looked bad, she actually is thick. Like almost dummy THICC. Little short stack. D cup breasts are accurate but god damn her ass. When she hauls ass it takes her two trips. Damage? 120 for 30 minutes. Her donations are 140/30, 240/60, 340/90 The room is small. Like maybe 7 foot wide by 10 foot deep. Table in the middle. Massage wasn't bad. She draped me at first. She spent the first 10 minutes or so on back and arms. Then she put some hot stones on my back. The stones remained there as she lifted the drape. She started on my legs and right away her hand went up the middle and grabbed, gently of course, the boys. Standard leg massage ensued with occasional boy touching. Towards the end of the leg portion her hand went straight up between my legs. Grabbed my junk giving it a few playful pulls. She removed the hot stones and warm towel all the lotion off. She asked for the donation to be put on the table at this point and then flip. She then proceeded to strip down to her panties. Her tits look better out than they did in her bra. Her ass was amazing. Tits were nice and firm. Good nipples. After I got situated she immediately grabbed the lotion and went to work. Pretty good HE. She had no problems with my hands wandering. After the pop she cleaned me up. Offered me wine, Gatorade, soda, or water at both the beginning and after the pop. She has a sunburst tattoo around her belly button. Little chubby but nothing I would say would stop you from going. I still smell of the aroma / scent that was in the room and her body spray so if you are discrete monger maybe skip.

Again it is in a corporate building. Really no way to be discrete if you go during the week. The actual location / room itself is easy to find via Googling. I'm fairly certain based on all the certificates on the walls there are multiple working out of this one little small ass room. If you really want to know the address / business name PM me.

[Lolwut993]

Any in intel on.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-33305.html

Been trying to meet with her today. The appointment is out of a business center in Columbia. She already did 1 reschedule on me and is attempting another one. Comms are all over the place. Sometimes she is fast and sometimes she takes a while. If this appointment happens I will post a review afterwards.

[JackRyan1]

Any in intel on.

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...ulb-33305.html

[CaptainWillard]

Saw posts that ace (Linthicum / Elkridge area) was the place to go.

Whoever wrote that post was out of his mind. Rubdown was from a late 40's Asian woman with a gut. 80 for a 45 minute odd service where the masseuse spent 30 minutes picking at my back and neck.

In the flip, got asked for two Benjamin's for full service. Countered with slightly more than half of the ask and was told I'd receive that level of service for that amount. The finish was terrible.

Not going back and completely perplexed as to how this place is still in business.

From your description it sounds like you're talking about Ruby, possibly the worst option there. I was there awhile back and got Tiffany, I found her to be thin and attractive. I wasn't offered more than the standard rub and tug but I left satisfied and got the full hour.

[Axlmoe]

Oh yes, I remember them. I saw the short redhead a few times. They also had a location in downtown Washington, DC for a brief period of time. I saw the short redhead there too. Eventually I coaxed her to remove her top, but she never got fully nude or provided more than hand relief. I don't remember if I ever met Carol.

It sucks that memories are all that remain for the fun we used to have in Howard or Montgomery counties.

Pretty sure I went to LJ as well, definitely did a couple in that area. Amazing what can trigger a memory. Cool chick, solid performer but she would give the HJ with a glove on. Bizarre I know but one time she told me a previous client that day was a fairly known baseball player (not from a local team) but I did know of him. Was like damn girl, throwing that type of info. So, between that and the glove, never saw her again!

[BobbiBrown1981]

Saw posts that ace (Linthicum / Elkridge area) was the place to go.

Whoever wrote that post was out of his mind. Rubdown was from a late 40's Asian woman with a gut. 80 for a 45 minute odd service where the masseuse spent 30 minutes picking at my back and neck.

In the flip, got asked for two Benjamin's for full service. Countered with slightly more than half of the ask and was told I'd receive that level of service for that amount. The finish was terrible.

Not going back and completely perplexed as to how this place is still in business.

Couple things.

1. No, Ace is not the place. It's mechanical as hell and you can expect to get a HE, but generally nothing more to than a standard finish plus you generally have to haggle to get them naked. Providers are generally on the shorter and plumper side, and usually not the good kind of thick.

2. On the flip side although it was way above market the fact that you were even offered FS is actually kind of amazing. I've gone there off and on since about 2019 and never got offered more than a covered BJ.

But you should make a quick note: anytime you read a review and there are more bad than good, stay away or expect the lower end of the spectrum. I've reviewed Ace a couple times and while I consider it a decent fall back option to ensure a blown load, I can't say I would recommend it these days.

[ProCatHunter]

Saw posts that ace (Linthicum / Elkridge area) was the place to go.

Whoever wrote that post was out of his mind. Rubdown was from a late 40's Asian woman with a gut. 80 for a 45 minute odd service where the masseuse spent 30 minutes picking at my back and neck.

In the flip, got asked for two Benjamin's for full service. Countered with slightly more than half of the ask and was told I'd receive that level of service for that amount. The finish was terrible.

Not going back and completely perplexed as to how this place is still in business.

[Tom McAn]

Ha! I love this reminiscing about the good old days. The days before HoCo LEO went undercover to shut down spas and got into trouble for their troubles.

Does anyone remember the place near the Dorsey's village center called LJ & Associates? They had two readheads, one tall and one short. Don't remember the names. This was 1996 or so. They'd let you pick girls when you walked in. I never went for more than HE, but it seemed like more might have been offered. Very friendly staff.

Then there was Carol in an Ellicott City office park near the Golden Triangle. Not only do I remember her, but I had cut / pasted a copy of her ad from the City Paper into a Word file -- to make making appointments convenient (this was long before smartphones). Anyway, I still have that old Word file and her old ad reads: "CAROL 5'8" slender, redhead. The quality you are looking for. " There is also a phone number -- which of course doesn't work now, since she's been gone since around 2001.

Fun times.

Oh yes, I remember them. I saw the short redhead a few times. They also had a location in downtown Washington, DC for a brief period of time. I saw the short redhead there too. Eventually I coaxed her to remove her top, but she never got fully nude or provided more than hand relief. I don't remember if I ever met Carol.

It sucks that memories are all that remain for the fun we used to have in Howard or Montgomery counties.

[Broken Arrows]

I remember visiting Finesse many years ago. I saw a young blonde woman several times. I can't remember her name. While jacking me off, she'd brag about the things she and her husband would do to one another while having sex. However, I never got more than a HJ from her or anyone else there.

There were a few other places I visited back in the heyday of Howard County spas. I remember one American MP which wasn't open for long. That place had a rocker chick who gave very good massages before the flip and, for a reasonable tip, would strip down to a thong, stockings, and heels after the flip. She had gorgeous tits and a nice ass but never let me touch them, claiming they were reserved for her boyfriend. There was also an Eastern European MP where I saw several gals. Some of the ladies later worked in the Baltimore area and I got FS from one of them at her new place.

Ah yes, those were the good old days, or so it seemed.

Ha! I love this reminiscing about the good old days. The days before HoCo LEO went undercover to shut down spas and got into trouble for their troubles.

Does anyone remember the place near the Dorsey's village center called LJ & Associates? They had two readheads, one tall and one short. Don't remember the names. This was 1996 or so. They'd let you pick girls when you walked in. I never went for more than HE, but it seemed like more might have been offered. Very friendly staff.

Then there was Carol in an Ellicott City office park near the Golden Triangle. Not only do I remember her, but I had cut / pasted a copy of her ad from the City Paper into a Word file -- to make making appointments convenient (this was long before smartphones). Anyway, I still have that old Word file and her old ad reads: "CAROL 5'8" slender, redhead. The quality you are looking for. " There is also a phone number -- which of course doesn't work now, since she's been gone since around 2001.

Fun times.

[Tom McAn]

Not sure why it took so long for me to find this board! Walk down memory lane for sure. Where to start: Forgot about Chelsea, always had a fun time with her. Seem to recall her being a lesbian so her oral skills makes sense! Always dripped oil down my crack and would tease the hell of out me! Roxanne. Cute and busty Latin girl, just really liked her. Seemed more innocent but finally pushed her boundaries at the end (no FS tho). Joined the Air Force I believe!

Nicky. My ATF American spa girl. Turns out years later realized we went to HS together, she was a year younger. Did FS with her at another spa in Catonsville a few years after Finesse closed up. Just a gorgeous MILF by then! Still in touch with her on social media! Her niece (only a few years younger) started there after Nicky left, by the name of Casey.

Followed her to another place Main st in Catonsville, eventually got FS and eventually met out in Hotels! Also, keep in touch on social media. LOL.

I remember visiting Finesse many years ago. I saw a young blonde woman several times. I can't remember her name. While jacking me off, she'd brag about the things she and her husband would do to one another while having sex. However, I never got more than a HJ from her or anyone else there.

There were a few other places I visited back in the heyday of Howard County spas. I remember one American MP which wasn't open for long. That place had a rocker chick who gave very good massages before the flip and, for a reasonable tip, would strip down to a thong, stockings, and heels after the flip. She had gorgeous tits and a nice ass but never let me touch them, claiming they were reserved for her boyfriend. There was also an Eastern European MP where I saw several gals. Some of the ladies later worked in the Baltimore area and I got FS from one of them at her new place.

Ah yes, those were the good old days, or so it seemed.

[Axlmoe]

Got the itch last night. Been mostly out of the scene as I don't have time to travel to far off lands for tart AMP taint and the local vibe is on its death bed. Popped into silk thinking if I can get a nude handy, maybe in 69 position, it would be a good night. Stopped in, took the gamble on a whim, .6 for the half hour as I showered before. Massage was absolutely terrible. First thing provided does is lather my hands up with as much hand sanitizer as you can hold. It's dripping everywhere she put so much and my hands are hugeI can palm a basketball. Then she just rubbed in circles and commented on how strong I was. Didn't really feel any of it. That's unusual for them; massage is usually at least ok because that place has GPS so most don't go beyond the HJ. I'm thinking how do I sit here for 20 minutes and get nothing out of it. Good for me she realized she wasn't doing anything and asks me to flip. GPS kicks in and she wants 140 just to get naked for the handy. I'm like well can I at least touch? She caves and says yeah but with gloves. I'm like well why did you squirt 2 gallons of hand sanitizer on my hands just to glove me up. Whatever let's keep rolling; it's mediocre as it is and I'm already hoping to at least end with a quick and satisfying pop. Then something magical happens: she says $40 more, she does CBJ. At silk? Since when? Sure why not. Let's go for it. She slides a tiny glove on my hand that's way too small and straddles me to start the CBJ. It's ok. Not knocking my socks off but satisfying to have the bottom half in your face while someone sucks you off. Body was nice BTW for the occasion; C cups, butt a little bigger than the normal Asian flat back, and no butthole smell. A slight tinge of pee but whatever not too badmy nose is super sensitive so unless she was fresh out the shower I'm going to smell something..

I have looked at some of the archives but who here spent plenty of time at Rainbow Spa in the early 90's? It was my first spot ever and helped get me hooked on the hobby! Names I recall: Sunny, Yung, Tisha and Channel. Certainly FS was the regular, at least the first few years.

Yung moved onto Hana in EC and I saw her dozens of times, until she finally hung them up and married a monger. She's probably my ATF, damn near perfect body and always gave me 2 for 1 with TS nut 1 and FS #2. All this reminiscing brings back going to Miami spa also in EC. That place was wild, I mean they didn't even try to hide that they were practically a ***** house!! A couple fun times there but was only a matter of time before it got busted!

I go to Silk a couple times per year and still have a decent session but not like the golden days.

[Axlmoe]

Wow, fond memories from way back. I had to struggle to remember the name of my first therapist there: Chelsea. She was blond, with an athletic build. I recall towards the end of one of our first sessions when she took down the straps of her bra and I said (for no reason I can conceive now) "You can leave your top on. " She replied immediately, and innocently, "What about my bottoms? ".

Sometimes I would see a black girl who sometimes went by Marlayna, though I forget her regular name. She and Chelsea would each bad-mouth the other when I saw them individually, particularly Marlayna, as I imagine Chelsea got a fair bit of business and jealousy as a statuesque blonde. Anyway, I dropped in one time to find them both at the desk. So that I wouldn't ruin future experiences with either, I asked for a double. Even though they were rude to each other during the session, the way that Chelsea ate Marlayna from the front and back, and the shuddering results, made me realize that all my attempts at oral before or since were at best amateur.

I think there was another blonde girl who came over from Absolut, Kayla. She had a way of straddling, reaching behind, and simulating full-service that was almost better than the real thing. She ended up descending into some drug problems later.

The prettiest girl there was a brunette whose name I forget. She was fairly unenthusiastic, but she was a mom who had become quite a fitness buff and had the most remarkable abs.

I didn't feel like FS was generally offered there, though that may have been just me. However, I did get there with once with a Carribean girl with a small waist and prodigious posterior.

Not sure why it took so long for me to find this board! Walk down memory lane for sure. Where to start: Forgot about Chelsea, always had a fun time with her. Seem to recall her being a lesbian so her oral skills makes sense! Always dripped oil down my crack and would tease the hell of out me! Roxanne. Cute and busty Latin girl, just really liked her. Seemed more innocent but finally pushed her boundaries at the end (no FS tho). Joined the Air Force I believe!

Nicky. My ATF American spa girl. Turns out years later realized we went to HS together, she was a year younger. Did FS with her at another spa in Catonsville a few years after Finesse closed up. Just a gorgeous MILF by then! Still in touch with her on social media! Her niece (only a few years younger) started there after Nicky left, by the name of Casey.

Followed her to another place Main st in Catonsville, eventually got FS and eventually met out in Hotels! Also, keep in touch on social media. LOL.

[PuppyHood]

One thing I really appreciate about a legit AMP is being able to just stop by and get a massage when the mood or time allows. Traveling is a good example too. A long car or plane ride followed by a massage is a pleasure to me. I can easily appreciate the AMP's for this convenience.

Recently they been raised the house fee but still many legit not having table shower charge much less than LMPs or RMPs. I like it.

[ThrobbinWood]

I don't doubt some of us have visited an AMP for a legit massage, but why? If the practitioner isn't licensed it's really just a back rub and without the extras is it worth the $60? I've been to plenty of legit, licensed masseuses and I can tell you it is 100% worth it. Without a doubt. No extras just a straight up massage. I've walked out of those places feeling like a billion bucks and I could totally understand why people would frequent a legit joint. And I could see people partaking in other Eastern remedies such as acupuncture, and the legit places are usually licensed. But one of these AMPs without the extras just doesn't make sense to me. Maybe I'm missing something?

One thing I really appreciate about a legit AMP is being able to just stop by and get a massage when the mood or time allows. Traveling is a good example too. A long car or plane ride followed by a massage is a pleasure to me. I can easily appreciate the AMP's for this convenience.