Massage Parlor Reports

[SemenSeeker]

Had a dream I went by Calla late afternoon during the week and got Rose- a 50+ lady who I assume is Annie's replacement? Paid. 45 for half hour massage which was lackluster. You can tell she's pretty new. Very little teasing. On the flip it was just standard finish which was OK but nothing special. She remained fully clothed. No offense to her but it is a big downgrade from Annie. I don't think anything else is on the table here. I won't be going back until someone can report that a new lady is available.

Does anybody know where Annie went? Feel free to DM.

[WinstonSmith84]

I heard rumor that a Frederick County favorite had taken her talents to YiYi, but I can neither confirm nor deny because I drew Gina on a recent visit. In the dream she was young (20's) and very cute. 1 hour sounded good so I laid down for a massage. It started as the towel on massage, but immediately she put her knees up to straddle my head while massaging my back. The towel came off and the decent massage continued. The teasing was a bit timid until I also started rubbing her leg. Then the light touch teasing started. On the flip, she asked if I wanted. And made a hand gesture. I dreamt that I agreed and she said. 6. It began and was good. I dreamt that I was able to touch OTC, but when I tried for bare skin, was told that it would be more (for those interested). She kept going, I finished, she cleaned, I left.

Overall it was good. If you are looking for a younger and cuter lady, other fills a void in the area. The treatment was better than average, but nothing special. While I wouldn't seek her out, if I show up at YiYi and she was there, it would be just fine.

[DcGuy202]

Annie has unfortunately left Calla. I am not sure if she is still in the area.

Yeah she goes back and forth between Kentucky. That's why I'm checking if anyone has had good experiences with anyone else. She's so good.

If anyone wants to drive to MoCo, you can PM for some intel since we keep that board kinda quiet on purpose.

[SemenSeeker]

Annie is an atf. But everyone else I've seen there has been meh. So I haven't been back in months.

Annie has unfortunately left Calla. I am not sure if she is still in the area.

[DcGuy202]

Has anyone had good experiences at calla lately?

Annie is an atf. But everyone else I've seen there has been meh. So I haven't been back in months.

[WinstonSmith84]

After earlier attempts to visit, I finally got in. I came by late afternoon one day, parked, walked up and noticed the "mask required" sign. Just as I went back and got a mask, a lady popped her head out the door. I went up and asked for 1 hour and was invited in. The first thing I noticed was the smell. I am guessing that someone was prepping dinner as there was a heavy fish smell. Additionally the place just looks old and very much lived-in.

The lady's name is Sara. She had a mask so I am going to guess she is in her 30's. She had on a pair of short shorts, and a loose fitting tank top.

I was taken to a room and paid the $80 house fee and took the shower went offered. I undressed and was led to the shower room. I got a good wash, with a bit of extra attention down under. I was dred and taken back to the other room and laid face down (just a pillow for my head, no headrest). The massage was decent. She asked if I wanted a back walk and since I never had one, I tried it. It kind felt good in a few places, but was mostly uncomfortable so I would pass in the future. She was not shy about crawling all over me while giving the massage and I was able to touch her a bit (not getting to handsy). On the flip, I noticed that she already had her top off, showing some nice small-C boobs. She immediately started the special massage. After I massaged her top for a bit, I let my hand drift to her shorts. Instead of pulling away or just letting me roam, she dropped her shorts and put my hand down there. Not long after, I finish, she cleans me, finishes the hour with more massaging. I get dressed, give her a picture of Mr. Grant, and roll out.

Overall I did not like the building / atmosphere. The smell was a bit distracting and it was no clean in the outer areas. Sara was very friendly and did a great job with everything, so I have no complaints about her. If you have never had a table shower and don't want to make the trip to PG or Baltimore, then do make a visit to this Frederick landmark.

[CuriousGuy6969]

I've been here it wasn't terrible I did pay for the full hour and got shorted but the light touch was good and happy ending well it was happy not much to say about that. I do plan on returning one day this week for a hair cut and 30 min massage. Ill report back.

As for silver lining I haven't been there in a while I got screwed last time I was there and no not in a good way. It will be a long time before I go back and that's a shame because I always enjoyed the table shower there.

I am looking for a place that offers either nuru massage or prostate but I don't know any place that does.

[WinstonSmith84]

Hello fellow Frederick mongers and massage enthusiasts. I have been to all (2 Sisters, YiYi, Sisters on 40, Calla) of the Frederick AMPs except for Silver Lining. I have called, texted, and even visited a few times over the past year or so, but have never gotten an answer. Has anyone visited in the past few months? I was reading some of the past reviews and the table shower and nude / topless masseuse idea is very appealing.

Also, if anyone has knowledge of other places or individuals who provide service in Frederick county, please let know. I don't have any secret info to trade as I post reviews of all my encounters for everyone.

Happy and safe hunting.

[FrederickFred]

Long time visitor. Figured it was time to contribute. Visited the new place on 40.30 ish short haired provider on the strong side. Similar results of the others who have visited. Very friendly and enjoyed the shave.

[WinstonSmith84]

Note: Sisters Massage Therapy is the place on the end of 40 (and on the back side of that strip mall) and is different from Two Sisters on TJ.

Saw the Craigslist ad and a few reviews so I thought I would visit too. Had a dream about Sophia. She is in her 30s (guessing since she had a mask on) short, has blonde hair, on the thicker side (which I love personally). Rogue3003's description is spot on. Besides her, the first thing I noticed is that the place has a bit of a stale smell. I guess that unit sat empty for a while. After a few minutes I didn't notice. The massage started with the standard towel on rub. This went on for about 10 minutes. Then she started the regular towel off massage. I had asked for medium pressure but it was harder than I was expecting. Not the best massgae but not too bad. There wasn't much in the way of teasing for the next 10 minutes. She brushed against my hands a few times and I lightly touched back. Then she started massaging the inner thighs and the fun started. And then. Paused. She got a tub of hot water and towel to run the oil off. Then some light touch up and down the back, rear end, thighs, and naughty bits. I flipped and there was more light touch and she asked if I wanted it while pointing. I agreed and she got junior lubed and went town. I massaged her legs, had my hand under her shirt and felt her thick bra (which I tried to get into) and then after a bit ir was done. She did great on the clean up, milking out every drop so I dint have any dribbles after. I got dressed, left a tip and rolled.

A solid option and it is the closest place to me, so I will probably visit again.

[MrZoidberg]

That sounds legit interesting, will have to try.

Reasonably priced. She will groom your fun parts for extra. But she does prefer your schedule.

[Mr Old Style]

What is a nova massage sorry.

A simple search of this thread will lead you to Post #305 where your question has been answered.

[The Sarge]

What is a nova massage sorry.

It means HJ only. No Oral or VAgina. NOVA. Standard practice in Virginia.

[Leileiser2]

NOVA is Northern VA.

What is a nova massage sorry.

[SkipAway1]

What is nova?

NOVA is Northern VA.