Massage Parlor Reports

**DcGuy202** · 04-04-23 10:49

Anyone been to this new spot yet?

**TravelSlut** · 03-21-23 16:10

Originally Posted by ThrobbinWood [View Original Post]

Who was she?

I didn't get her name. I'm back this week and will make another stop. If I see her again, Ill get her name for you.

**ThrobbinWood** · 03-15-23 22:02

Originally Posted by TravelSlut [View Original Post]

Greetings Gents,

I'm in town for work and decided on TS for a massage. I called ahead to ensure someone was available and I was told to come on in. As I pulled up, another monger was rolling in. I figured I was screwed, but I went in anyway. I was met by a very petite, likely mid 40's Asian woman, "you call," why yes, I did. I love thin Asian women. The massage was decent, with some light teasing on occasion. She also put the kitty right by my fingers during the massage, and I did what any man would. Only if she had a dress on. Anyway, the flip occurred, and I never knew hands could move that fast. The technique could have been better, but I did my business, which I needed. I never got her name, but I would love FS from her. I might have to go back tonight and see what I can get. Or maybe SL, let's see where mini-me wants to go and I'll report back. Stay safe guys.

Who was she?

**TravelSlut** · 03-13-23 17:29

Greetings Gents,

I'm in town for work and decided on TS for a massage. I called ahead to ensure someone was available and I was told to come on in. As I pulled up, another monger was rolling in. I figured I was screwed, but I went in anyway. I was met by a very petite, likely mid 40's Asian woman, "you call," why yes, I did. I love thin Asian women. The massage was decent, with some light teasing on occasion. She also put the kitty right by my fingers during the massage, and I did what any man would. Only if she had a dress on. Anyway, the flip occurred, and I never knew hands could move that fast. The technique could have been better, but I did my business, which I needed. I never got her name, but I would love FS from her. I might have to go back tonight and see what I can get. Or maybe SL, let's see where mini-me wants to go and I'll report back. Stay safe guys.

**MrZoidberg** · 03-10-23 13:55

Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]

Went by again. Took your advice. Was different person. She asked if been there before. I said yes, she said welcome back and gave hug. Light tease on massage. On flip asked if wanted oil. Then her top comes up and HJ to end it.

The top off thing is new though. I'm not even allowed to touch them except outside of clothes when I went. I would say SL for overall experience, SM on highway for quality, TS for budget.

**Jeep Truck** · 02-20-23 15:41

Is YiYi back open? Has anyone been since they were in the paper?

**Jeep Truck** · 01-22-23 14:02

Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]

Sorry you didn't get the ending you wanted. Here's a few things to try:

- Go for the hour. Especially as a newbie. I have never gone for shorter stays. Not sure if it makes a difference, but give that a shot.

- Get naked. If you leave your drawers on, they will give a massage and that's it.

- If they ask if you have been there before, say "yes". Even if you haven't, tell them you have. Tell them that it has been a while and no you don't remember who you saw.

- Be happy. Smile, engage in conversation, set their mind at ease.

- Show them the money. The first few times I have gone to a new place, I leave a couple of $20 bulls sticking out of my pocket in plain view. If they glance over, they will see that you are expecting to give a nice tip.

- Show that you want more than a massage. When you lay on the table, point junior down to make him as visible as possible. Spread your legs, not so they hang off the table but a bit wider than you'd normally lay. I normally hang my arms of the side of the table. If they come by and I can touch then without looking awkward, I'll brush against their leg. Don't be creepy and grab her, especially early in the session..

Went by again. Took your advice. Was different person. She asked if been there before. I said yes, she said welcome back and gave hug. Light tease on massage. On flip asked if wanted oil. Then her top comes up and HJ to end it.

**ChrlieBrown** · 01-19-23 17:09

Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]

Read a bunch of reviews. Went to TS on TJ, paid for half hour. During slight teasing nothing else. What did I do wrong.

The only service you will ever get around Frederick is an overpriced HJ.

**DezNuts2** · 01-17-23 20:06

Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]

Read a bunch of reviews. Went to TS on TJ, paid for half hour. During slight teasing nothing else. What did I do wrong.

Go to Pg County. The police are paid to go into spas and hang around spas here. Nothing to see in Frederick spas, except cops.

**WinstonSmith84** · 01-17-23 18:48

Originally Posted by JeepTruck [View Original Post]

Read a bunch of reviews. Went to TS on TJ, paid for half hour. During slight teasing nothing else. What did I do wrong.

Sorry you didn't get the ending you wanted. Here's a few things to try:

- Go for the hour. Especially as a newbie. I have never gone for shorter stays. Not sure if it makes a difference, but give that a shot.

- Get naked. If you leave your drawers on, they will give a massage and that's it.

- If they ask if you have been there before, say "yes". Even if you haven't, tell them you have. Tell them that it has been a while and no you don't remember who you saw.

- Be happy. Smile, engage in conversation, set their mind at ease.

- Show them the money. The first few times I have gone to a new place, I leave a couple of $20 bulls sticking out of my pocket in plain view. If they glance over, they will see that you are expecting to give a nice tip.

- Show that you want more than a massage. When you lay on the table, point junior down to make him as visible as possible. Spread your legs, not so they hang off the table but a bit wider than you'd normally lay. I normally hang my arms of the side of the table. If they come by and I can touch then without looking awkward, I'll brush against their leg. Don't be creepy and grab her, especially early in the session.

- Respond to her. If she asks how the massage is tell her is is good. If she asks if you like something, say yes (unless it is terrible). If she touches your ass or inner thighs, I normally raise my hips a bit and / or make a happy sounding noise.

Give this a shot and let us know.

**Jeep Truck** · 01-06-23 16:50

Read a bunch of reviews. Went to TS on TJ, paid for half hour. During slight teasing nothing else. What did I do wrong.

**MrZoidberg** · 11-12-22 21:14

Originally Posted by ChrlieBrown [View Original Post]

Not surprised as my post #314 makes a warning. Can't wait to see the videos that a KAREN has made. Seriously those places were jokes, said to even call them a SPA. Getting your salid tossed by some grandma is pretty lame. You are in monger Hell.

I'm guessing it's the same kind where they share bodies with the victims.

Karens are losing their shit in the comments with glee.

**DogBert25** · 11-07-22 22:50

Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]

Looks like Two Sisters (paid their bribes to the appropriate people as they) are still open for business as of yesterday. I saw Lisa (who is head back to China for 3 months in case anyone cares). I also drove by Silver Lining and their Open sign is up.

My guess is that Calla was the weak link due to its location. I imagine some Karens in Urbana decided NotInMyBackYard and reported Calla and then YiYi was busted because it has the same owner. But why wouldn't they hit another place, literally underneath? My guess is that no one on TJ drive was complaining so they ignored TS or there are some cops out there receiving either bribes or free services. It'll be interesting to see if the others get investigated, especially Silver Lining as that is like the worst kept "secret" in Frederick.

And ChrlieBrown, I know that Frederick is Monger Hell, but don't worry about who is touching my junk and don't kinkshame my grandma fetish

Two Sisters is also advertising a branch location in the West Virginia panhandle:

https://martinsburg.skipthegames.com...o/675163518339

**Alasqano** · 11-05-22 22:03

Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]

Be careful fellow mongers and remember that if you are questioned, you were just getting a massage and answer no other questions.

Correction: if you are questioned, say nothing without a lawyer present.

It's not Friday, but this advice is applicable 7 days a week: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWHrkDX35o.

**ThrobbinWood** · 11-05-22 15:47

Originally Posted by WinstonSmith84 [View Original Post]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...00064725574856

Calla and YiYi both busted and the owner arrested. Be careful fellow mongers and remember that if you are questioned, you were just getting a massage and answer no other questions.

I love the posts from the Allen Alda type men who think their comments will help them score more sex from their women. As for the women commenting I would like to know how many of their men rate their sex life as good or better. The outrage is laughable.