Massage Parlor Reports

[EnBee]

I was in the area yesterday so I decided to give Joy a shot. I'm led into a room by a younger Chinese gal and we get going. Decent massage, a little too light, and she was on her phone like half the time. About 30 minutes in someone comes in, the two ladies in the building scurry around hollering back and forth in Chinese until they switch, and the older one comes in to finish. She ends up giving me a deep tissue massage for the next 30 minutes then tells me I'm done. Overall I got massaged for about 45/60 minutes and 40 minutes of it was on my left shoulder blade. Guess I'm going somewhere else today.

[CuriousGuy6969]

So I went to Yi-yi it was just ok I did get the soft and while she ran her fingers over my ass she didn't really "get" there as I was expecting and she didn't really touch my balls a whole lot as the other guy said. I did only get a 1/2 hour so maybe next time ill spring for the whole hour. But I did get a happy ending so it wasn't all bad. Ill report back after another trip.

[Orpheus60]

I'm new here. This was a very informative post. I have only ever been to silver lining spa and have always enjoyed my time there. However I have never been to any of the other locations around frederick before. Thanks to your post I am planning on going to Yi-Yi early next week like Monday or tuseday. I will be sure to say soft massage and I will report back here as to how things go. Once again thank you for the wonderful post with helpful info.

Hi gents,

Thank you for the info on these. I've often wondered about the Frederick area establishments but have never tried them. I'm in Virginia in The Valley and have a few places to go that have good massage with HJ Around Winchester Front Royal and Harrisonburg. However if you do want to try something with a wider menu to full service without having to go to DC and PG county, I highly recommend Stress Away in Chambersburg.

It's a nice clean spa with very nice friendly Korean ladies who will treat you well. They do of course rotate out every few months. I have never been disappointed.

After all that is only 45 minutes from Frederick and I would say well worth the trip if you can go up in the morning sometime. The best time is shortly after they open. Feel free to PM for details. Or look in the Gettysburg discussion board massage parlors for some reviews. I have posted a few there.

[CuriousGuy6969]

I really had to think long and hard about writing this report as the majority of people on this Frederick page seem to be takers without any willingness to help anyone else in the hobby. Too many lurkers asking questions, getting answers, but then never reporting back. This review is for the The Few, The Sharers, the guys who helped me:

Over the past few months I have been able to enjoy sessions at all three Frederick establishments: Silver Lining (SL), Three Sisters (TS), and Yi-Yi (YY). The later two are located at the same address on TJ Drive, the suite numbers are different (if you have to ask, Don't!

First of all, the difference between SL and the other two are simply: do you want a Happy Ending, or a massage with a happy ending.

Met Ruby at SL and had some decent times: she isn't hesitant to remove her clothes when she see the tip, but the table shower isn't the greatest. Massage is pretty much rubbing her tits over your back until the flip, then a decent HJ. Yes, she is naked and touching is part of the program but at $. 8 + . 8 tip it is expensive. If you want naked women, this is the place.

I'm new here. This was a very informative post. I have only ever been to silver lining spa and have always enjoyed my time there. However I have never been to any of the other locations around frederick before. Thanks to your post I am planning on going to Yi-Yi early next week like Monday or tuseday. I will be sure to say soft massage and I will report back here as to how things go. Once again thank you for the wonderful post with helpful info.

[DelMarToDelMar]

Visiting from SoCal.

Did the old text message chat in advance. They told me to go to Urbana location to see Lily. New girl. They told me the girls at TJ (upstairs) were 36 so I assumed the new girl must be younger. So after three traffic circles and 2 near accidents in the circles I find Lily who must be mid to late fifties. I politely tell her I will come back later. So I decide to check out TJ upstairs to see the 36 year olds. Strike two and three from the age perspective. If you get over the age not too bad but again I left. So I figured while I was already parked I might as well walk down the steps to the first floor. This location actually had a young nice looking girl but she had on some goofy outfit and her triceps were bruised up. It almost looked like a karate suit but with shorts. Whatever it was it was not flattering so I left. I think I will drive down to VIP versus spend money here to only be disappointed.

Hope this helps!!

[ChrlieBrown]

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[Trav2950]

Obviously I am not a frequent poster but long time lurker. Tired of lousy AMP's, time shorting, terrible massage, unattractive attendants and upsell for no experience. I'm in the area for a couple weeks on business and as always looking for a great experience and provider. I found one here in Frederick on STG. https://frederick.skipthegames.com/m...y/982979679389 I saw her on Monday at a mid-range not scary hotel. Quick on com's no extended back and forth. To the point and easy to schedule. Cute light-skinned and upbeat. Greeted enthusiastically and is a trained massage therapist, extras are available to what extent depends on how the session flows. An hour starts at $1.2 and for a great massage and HJ upgrades are available. Worth it to me due to attitude, sexy body not perfect but very nice, good massage, great release. I took the upgrade for $60 and was extremely pleased. Hope this helps a little in a kind of dry area.

[C L Hunter]

Thank you for this post. It's appreciated. Check your inbox.

I really had to think long and hard about writing this report as the majority of people on this Frederick page seem to be takers without any willingness to help anyone else in the hobby. Too many lurkers asking questions, getting answers, but then never reporting back. This review is for the The Few, The Sharers, the guys who helped me:

Over the past few months I have been able to enjoy sessions at all three Frederick establishments: Silver Lining (SL), Three Sisters (TS), and Yi-Yi (YY). The later two are located at the same address on TJ Drive, the suite numbers are different (if you have to ask, Don't!

First of all, the difference between SL and the other two are simply: do you want a Happy Ending, or a massage with a happy ending.

Met Ruby at SL and had some decent times: she isn't hesitant to remove her clothes when she see the tip, but the table shower isn't the greatest. Massage is pretty much rubbing her tits over your back until the flip, then a decent HJ. Yes, she is naked and touching is part of the program but at $. 8 + . 8 tip it is expensive. If you want naked women, this is the place.

Had two TS sessions with different ladies and both were ok. Nothing to complain or rave about. OTC is allowed on the flip and mission was successfully completed. Just not a real "sexy" experience. $. 6 + $. 5 tip.

[Mr Old Style]

I really had to think long and hard about writing this report as the majority of people on this Frederick page seem to be takers without any willingness to help anyone else in the hobby. Too many lurkers asking questions, getting answers, but then never reporting back. This review is for the The Few, The Sharers, the guys who helped me:

Over the past few months I have been able to enjoy sessions at all three Frederick establishments: Silver Lining (SL), Three Sisters (TS), and Yi-Yi (YY). The later two are located at the same address on TJ Drive, the suite numbers are different (if you have to ask, Don't!

First of all, the difference between SL and the other two are simply: do you want a Happy Ending, or a massage with a happy ending.

Met Ruby at SL and had some decent times: she isn't hesitant to remove her clothes when she see the tip, but the table shower isn't the greatest. Massage is pretty much rubbing her tits over your back until the flip, then a decent HJ. Yes, she is naked and touching is part of the program but at $. 8 + . 8 tip it is expensive. If you want naked women, this is the place.

Had two TS sessions with different ladies and both were ok. Nothing to complain or rave about. OTC is allowed on the flip and mission was successfully completed. Just not a real "sexy" experience. $. 6 + $. 5 tip.

Had three sessions at YY and all were good. The first two were a regular type massages. I was amazed at how seamlessly the masseuses went from massaging my back and legs to also getting my balls into play. After a few minutes of that, the oil was wiped off and told to turn over. The grand finale was as expected, followed by a head and leg massage to fill the hour. OTC was allowed, but again a very un-sexy experience.

Today, I again stopped at YY and when naked and on the table, asked for a "soft massage". The Masseuse started at my butt and within ten seconds had her hand on my sack. She gave me a "light" massage without one of her hands ever leaving my balls. It was wonderful. Thought for a moment that she might "break the seal" and insert a finger, but that didn't happen. At about the 35 minute mark, she had me flip over and finished me with and oily HJ and a finger at the back door. Since I'm getting on in age and really don't get hard anymore, she really had to work to finish the mission. After cleanup, the usual head, foot massage to end the hour. $. 6 +$. 6 tip. This one was really worth the money. I tried to get her name, but between the mask, my poor hearing, and her accent, it was not to be. Sorry!

Happy Hunting. Stay Safe, and Please Report!

[Relaxxed]

Not Frederick, but haven't seen mentioned anywhere. Any reports on Hana spa in Ellicott City?

Check the Columbia entries for the few comments that have recently been posted on Hana.

To me, not too enticing.

[Leileiser2]

Not Frederick, but haven't seen mentioned anywhere. Any reports on Hana spa in Ellicott City?

Just some googling. Rubmaps has recent reviews. Google reviews show no Arabs / AA 1 star reviewers. They're off of 40 behind. Try it. You live near there or Frederick?

[FlashMe1]

Not Frederick, but haven't seen mentioned anywhere. Any reports on Hana spa in Ellicott City?

[Leileiser2]

Not sure how to take legitimate. Extras or no extras? Thanks.

Sorry no extras. Legitimate to me means just a regular massage.

[Jf Faster]

Legit today went at 9:45. Girl checks your temperature. I believe there was a shower available if you wanted? Maybe there's more. Nice massage. Extra money for her and she works as a government contractor. I'll check again this Friday.

Not sure how to take legitimate. Extras or no extras? Thanks.

[Leileiser2]

Legit today went at 9:45. Girl checks your temperature. I believe there was a shower available if you wanted? Maybe there's more. Nice massage. Extra money for her and she works as a government contractor. I'll check again this Friday.