Massage Parlor Reports

[WinstonSmith84]

Stopped by here thinking it would be legit. It's in a shopping center next to some restaurants and coffee shops.

The lady, typical 50's, skinny, no assets, came in. Massage was 4/10. She wanted to play with the goods. Terrible technique, and then wanted tip.

Would not recommend.

Sorry to hear about the experience but thanks for the review. I had wondered about that place.

Do yourself a favor and see Annie at Calla in Urbana or Lisa at Two Sisters on TJ Drive. Those are my two favorites in the Frederick area.

[JamesRussells]

Stopped by here thinking it would be legit. It's in a shopping center next to some restaurants and coffee shops.

The lady, typical 50's, skinny, no assets, came in. Massage was 4/10. She wanted to play with the goods. Terrible technique, and then wanted tip.

Would not recommend.

[LawnGuy]

I'd usually want to keep her to myself. But I never want her to leave again. Top notch. Highest recommendation.

I went and saw her today for an hour appointment. Great technique. I thoroughly enjoyed the entire hour.

[DcGuy202]

I'd usually want to keep her to myself. But I never want her to leave again. Top notch. Highest recommendation.

[LawnGuy]

Last week I had a dream of the Calla Spa and met Ap. I am not sure of the spelling. I paid the house fee for massage (cash only) and got undressed and settled. The massage began as normal and the first opportunity when her leg brushed against my hand, I gently rubbed it to let her know. The massage / rub was pleasant. There was some teasing but not a lot. I flipped and there was some nipple play before she moved to my side and said "you want?" while making a hand motion. I agreed and it began. I was able to touch anywhere above the clothes. She was wearing a tight bra and had little boobs so I didn't do much there. I managed to get my hand into her pants and even into her panties before she took a step away. I let her finish me off, and clean me with a hot towel. I gave her. 4 tip, hugged and said goodbye.

Overall a successful mission, especially since it was an impromptu visit. If you have a choice, definitely ask for Annie when going to Calla. She has been my fave for body rubs in Frederick.

I visited Calla Spa this week. Rang the doorbell and was greeted by App (she tried spelling her name out. All I could manage to understand was App). She is friendly, if not a bit shy (could have just been her limited English capability). Decent looking late 30 ish-early 40's woman. She never took her mask off.

I asked if Annie was working (based on WinstonSmith84's recommendation) and I'm not sure she understood me. She just kind of said "me". I asked for an hour, but she said only a 30 minute appointment was available with her. She said next time call for an appointment for the 1 hour massage. I agreed to take the 30 minutes and paid the 45 house fee. She took me to a private room. I got comfy, she returned, and started a massage with a towel draped over me. Odd. But it still felt nice. She removed the towel and started a real massage. She asked if I wanted soft or hard. I opted for hard, although her version of hard was light medium. Still felt nice.

She stood at the head of the table and I wrapped my arms around her legs and rubbed her thighs. No complaints from her.

She did her thing on my backside, rubbing into my crack a bit, brushing up against the boys and JR while rubbing my inner thighs. I made sure to tell her it felt wonderful. She left and came back with a hot towel and put it on my back before rubbing it all over me. She then dried me off.

After the flip she rubbed her finger tips on my chest and nipples then did a kind of strange circular tummy rub, and repeated that several times. She rubbed JR on top of the towel and said "you want? Yes please!

She removed the towel and caressed me a bit before lotioning up and using a kind of swirling pull motion with one hand while rubbing the boys with her other hand. I can't say I've ever felt that type of sensation before, and it was very good. It got the job done quickly, and App cleaned me with some tissues, the got another hot wash cloth and cleaned me up a little more thoroughly.

She was very pleasant and I tipped her. 4. I got dressed while she changed the table dressings (nice to see) and I was on my way. Not sure how long I was there, but it felt like at least 30 minutes if not a little longer.

Overall an easy going, nice experience. I will surely return and try Annie.

Thanks for the review, WinstonSmith84. You were spot on.

[WinstonSmith84]

Last week I had a dream of the Calla Spa and met Ap. I am not sure of the spelling. I paid the house fee for massage (cash only) and got undressed and settled. The massage began as normal and the first opportunity when her leg brushed against my hand, I gently rubbed it to let her know. The massage / rub was pleasant. There was some teasing but not a lot. I flipped and there was some nipple play before she moved to my side and said "you want?" while making a hand motion. I agreed and it began. I was able to touch anywhere above the clothes. She was wearing a tight bra and had little boobs so I didn't do much there. I managed to get my hand into her pants and even into her panties before she took a step away. I let her finish me off, and clean me with a hot towel. I gave her. 4 tip, hugged and said goodbye.

Overall a successful mission, especially since it was an impromptu visit. If you have a choice, definitely ask for Annie when going to Calla. She has been my fave for body rubs in Frederick.

[ThrobbinWood]

The place is legit. Calla Spa. The Urbana place.

Are these the same place or different. Is either worth a trip for a good massage or other activities?

[Jusblaze1]

Amen brother. I have been looking for the same since my regular left the biz. If I find someone reliable, local, and who offers incall, I will be sure to post (and hope others will do the same).

If you want a massage lady who is both cuter and more enthusiastic, check out my review of Annie at Calla Spa. Lisa at TS is also good, but she is visiting family for the next few weeks.

The place is legit. Calla Spa. The Urbana place.

[Jusblaze1]

Forgot to post that a few weeks back I dreamt of XiXi (pronounced She She) at the YiYi spa on the 2nd floor on TJ drive. She was the only one there and I had to wait about 15 minutes before my session. She appears to be in her late 40's / early 50's, small frame, decent looking. The massage portion was OK. She did do some feather-light touching around the butt and really got into the crotch while I was still face down. In the flip, she asked about hand work and I said yes, then I was taken aback when she asked "how much?" I suggest. 4, she shook her head, I said. 6 and she started. I touched her and started getting my hand under her clothes. She stopped and asked "how much for under touching?" I wanted to chuckle, but I was feeling generous so I tacked on another. 4. I touched her, she touched me, and Boom. She cleaned up and I left. Not a bad experience, but I didn't like being asked how much, especially if she was going to disagree while I was not really in a bargaining position so to speak. Probably won't go back as I have had a better time at both Calla and TS.

Please gents don't get in a habit of forking over 100 for a HJ with touching. This is ridiculous.

[Bandit2779]

No fun to be had.

Was this a recent trip?

[SwiftChariot]

Looking for reports on the ACU in Urbana on Worthington I think? Next to the BBQ place.

No fun to be had.

[GutsAndGlory]

Anyone have a report on Life Style Spa located in a small strip mall on Main Street in Damascus? I think the old name was different. The reason I ask is I heard from a non-reliable source that it reopened under new management and an ATF of mine was there (she went by Maya but changes names often). I'd TOFTT but the drive is significant so hoping for some intel before I make the haul. Thanks in advance!

[ThrobbinWood]

Looking for reports on the ACU in Urbana on Worthington I think? Next to the BBQ place.

[WinstonSmith84]

Really could use a local mature escort rather than this massage thing.

Amen brother. I have been looking for the same since my regular left the biz. If I find someone reliable, local, and who offers incall, I will be sure to post (and hope others will do the same).

If you want a massage lady who is both cuter and more enthusiastic, check out my review of Annie at Calla Spa. Lisa at TS is also good, but she is visiting family for the next few weeks.

[Mr Old Style]

Made visit to TS this afternoon. Paid for 1 hour and that's what I got. Masseuse appeared to be young, but so thin that I doubt she weighed 70 lbs. Not at all attractive to me but since I was already naked when she entered the room, I stayed. I asked for a light touch fingertip massage and that is what I got although he hands moved too fast to enjoy the sensations until I propped myself on my knees and she took it from there on my sac, but never touched the backdoor. On the flip, she got the job done and the remaining time (after cleanup) was spent massaging my legs and feet.

While I will not say that I won't go back, this whole Asian Massage thing has really got me down. There is no connection to the masseuse, she barely speaks English, total clothed and masked throughout, and the whole thing has all the sensuality / eroticism / sexiness of me beating off in the bathroom while looking at the brassiere ads in the Sunday Newspaper Boscov's Insert.

Really could use a local mature escort rather than this massage thing.