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04-16-24 14:30 #518
Posts: 12Happy Feet
Went at lunch, no wait, no appointment, got seated right away. Got the hour. The massage was erotic and def knew what she was doing. Allowed touching but I wasn't aggressive so mileage may vary. Asked to flipped, jerked me off for a bit had me finish myself, cleaned me up afterwards. I didn't find her very attractive but her skills were decent. I would go back in a pinch and would recommend for newbies.
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04-12-24 09:19 #517
Posts: 118Blue balls at Happy Feet
By chance stopped in McDonald's in Arnold for lunch. While sitting in car eating. Saw Happy Feet massage in strip mall across parking lot. Having read few reports. Decided to get some dessert.
Went in front door. Greeted by small woman. She asked. How long massage? I handed her $60 - she shook head and said $70. I gave her a $20 - got $10 change right back.
Got undressed and laid on table. She came in and started hard massage. I asked for lighter. She pulled towel off me and dimmed light, started a nice soft massage. She focused more on my legs and ass / lower back. Jr was liking it. He was pointed to my toes but starting to throb. She gave him a gentle bump. Then nothing more.
I finally had to lift up to let Jr point up normal, few times grinding onto table to let her know massage was arousing me.
Got to flip. She started on my inner thighs. I rubbed her hip. She stopped and got a spray bottle. She motioned for my hands. I figured sanitizer so I could do some UTC rubbing.
Here is where it goes south. And not in good way. The spray was oil / lube. She motioned for me to jerk off. I shook my head. No, motioned for her to give hand job. She shook her head. No. I made motioned with thumb and fore finger for cash. She smiled but still a no.
She held up spray again to me. I shook my head no. She got a moist warm towel and wiped oil off my hands. Put towel over still hard Jr. Massaged my legs and feet. Finishing with light tickling on soles.
I motioned one more time at Jr. She said. No. Massage over. It was an hour. She left and I got dressed. Feeling of blue balls almost hurting.
She came in with small bottle of water. I gave her the $10 change as a tip.
No other customers came in. Not sure what was up with no HE. I know she saw my extra cash when I had to pay the extra $10 in beginning. Ended up going home to relieve Jr. Out $80.
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04-11-24 06:46 #516
Posts: 622Glen Burnie Acupressure
I had been here once before and a a decent massage and some fun. Walked in to be greeted by a tall thin youngish lady with a nice figure in a very short form fitting dress. Seemed like there may be good times again.
Lead to a room where I undressed and laid on the table. In comes a short thick girl in a Very short skirt with her Man Mades poking out of the Top. She took the HF and came back.
I know why I'm here. But when they wear the Stripper skirts. There would be no way to explain your way out if the Po Po came knocking. Massage was OK. Not enough lotion. Heard the doorbell ring 3 times in the first 20 minutes. So I knew that being rushed was going to be a problem. Before the flip. She asked what I want. I just gave the standard hand motion. She replied. "OK. Only HJ. $100. Pay first". And That was where I should have got up and left.
I rolled over. And just said no. More negotiations which really does wonders for the mood. Agreed on 60. The rates in the top 20 worst wang whackers ever.
Seems like a popular place. But I'll take a hard pass on anything in the future.
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03-28-24 11:25 #515
Posts: 169JS Massage Therapy
This is the old Lucy's in Lothian. I will keep this brief. I visited yesterday and there was one provider who said she is 54. Nothing has changed as far as decor, rooms with curtains. The table was heated and had covers on it. I got ready and when she came in covered me. From head to toe. The only time anything was exposed was while she was working that area. I tried to rub her leg when it was close by but she pulled away. The second attempt to rub the leg resulted in her saying "you want massage or no massage". The massage was brutal even though I asked for medium. She used her forearms and elbows and it felt like she was trying to push me through the table. There was no hint of any extras and when she finished with my neck said, I will be out front. I am not recommending this place as I am still sore 24 hours later. As always, YMMV, good luck.
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03-24-24 17:05 #514
Posts: 57Originally Posted by Truckie2 [View Original Post]
Jazz.
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03-24-24 13:48 #513
Posts: 111Lucy's
That sucks. Now there is nothing within reasonable driving distance.
Originally Posted by Truckie2 [View Original Post]
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03-24-24 09:36 #512
Posts: 169Originally Posted by BoatMan3 [View Original Post]
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03-23-24 22:07 #511
Posts: 111Lucy's Ownings
I have been out of the loop a while. Is it true Lucy's in Ownings is closed?
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03-22-24 01:47 #510
Posts: 79Originally Posted by Capfun [View Original Post]
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03-21-24 16:04 #509
Posts: 29Originally Posted by MarcusGoinsBig [View Original Post]
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03-19-24 09:47 #508
Posts: 61All Quiet on the Naptown Front
Seems that there's very slim pickings in the Annapolis area these days. Anyone out there have information to the contrary?
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03-11-24 16:38 #507
Posts: 62Happy Feet. Arnold
Anyone have any recent visits? I visited a couple weeks ago and walked in. Said they were busy and come back.
Went back the following week. Had Anna? As therapist. Kinda odd rubdown. Focused on thighs and glutens, ot much elsewhere which I was looking for a complete rundown. She kept grazing the boys with occasional rub.
She allowed slight otc roaming.
On the flip she asked how much tip and seemed disappointed about 40. She stopped the otc roaming and proceeded to entertain Jr until finish. She mentioned utc roam if more tip. A little disappointing.
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03-08-24 13:50 #506
Posts: 4Originally Posted by Skips [View Original Post]
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02-27-24 16:12 #505
Posts: 55Lothian
$90? I was actually going to try them today. I just called and they can't get me in until 6 pm. Too late for my curfew. I think they only have 1 licensed mt. But I asked how much and she said $65 for an hour. I let you know if I can get in sometime this week.
Originally Posted by Truckie2 [View Original Post]
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02-20-24 14:57 #504
Posts: 169Lothian
Originally Posted by OhuateOneToo69 [View Original Post]