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**KwiKiwi** · 05-10-24 10:35

While there are plenty of known success stories and places I know will go well, I'm always interested in testing out novelty and looking for what else might be out there. Decided to give Westbrook a call and try them out. A few posts have shown that this place has some people who give high marks and dependable. Its in a building with several other businesses so its a plus that there could be several reasons for entering the building I guess. The provider (I didn't get a name) was the oldest I've seen so far in ME and wasn't exactly making me drool but I was already there and had committed to the plan. Asked for an hour 7, and I got comfortable. Massage was ok, not incredible but aimless. Unfortunately it got interrupted more than three times with problems with another girl and a client, and she kept knocking on the door. Lots of apologies and some translation app later we were back on track. Very limited teasing near the end but it was there. Flip was ok. Lots of oil and a little negotiation but 8 for topless happiness. She seemed nice but not inspiring. Fun to cross places off the list but probably will look elsewhere.

**JoeMuckInFutch** · 04-17-24 10:24

I had to be in the area and despite the mediocre reviews I stopped in last week just to see for myself. Looked like a nice, clean place. Older masseuse but really worked the knots out of my back, which was good and really needed. Standard, adequate finish with next to no OTC. She did not even close the door leading to or during the finish so I conclude that is probably all that is on the menu. $50hh and $40 tip; no negotiations just a "you take care of me?"

**JsullyHot** · 02-26-24 16:19

Saw a new AMP advertising on STG that popped up in the last few days, and since this area really needs a good option in this category, I found some time, popped a little blue pill and started driving to Portland to try it out. On the way, I called the number in the ad with about 30 minutes of driving left (just before noon) and got no answer. Voicemail system was not set up, so I tried a few more times and got nothing. Since I was already feeling the effects of my pharmaceutical preparation, I wasn't in the mood to drive all the way to Gorham at full staff just to find no open business and a free case of bluebells. So I rerouted to an Asian mystery box in a South Portland hotel and partook there. (I'll post a review in the Escort section.).

Here's the ad.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...t/871447725299

If anyone has been to this new place (whose and looks like a very good prospect) please review. I might try again next week if they pick up the phone.

**MaineMan99** · 01-14-24 18:36

Visited twice in the last 2 weeks. Horrible English. No clue what the names even were. First was a Thursday afternoon about 6 pm and most recent was Friday at 5 pm.

Different girls each time. Typical. 5 HH. Very little teasing. Would actually be nice to get a decent massage but won't happen here. After 10 mins flip time. First time girl sat on table and wouldn't allow any roaming. She was taller and fairly attractive for a AMP. Last time she was older. Shorter. Nice rack but probably 50-60 (add 10 yrs for Asian age) but she stroked it and cleaned up. . 5 tip and on my way both times. May go back in a lunch but seems like they rotate frequently.

**SnagglePop** · 11-23-23 06:41

Tried this place last night because I couldn't find a solid review So I thought I would take one for the team. Not even a slight tease. She kept the towel on the whole time and there wasn't even a slight tease. 60 half hour and she wanted more after I got dressed and was heading out the door. The massage was just ok. Obviously not why I came. Stay away.

**Nationalchamp** · 10-22-23 08:16

Originally Posted by MammaryGlands [View Original Post]

https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...2/269368970250

Anyone can confirm they offer BBFS?

Was traveling to Harrisburg, PA recently and there was a sting / Rico case that bagged a group out of Orlando.

You can search the news and I'm not saying this group is in any way affiliated but seems a bit TGTBT.

On a side note, will be visiting Portland soon. Seems like a pretty dry scene.

Will do my best to toftt and report but feel free to PM me if you have a recommendation.

**KwiKiwi** · 10-18-23 11:00

Hey guys, took a small break from the scene but had some fun on a business trip so wanted to check back to see what's brewing locally. Saw this ad in STG but haven't seen any comments here or RM on it. I normally don't mind TOFTT if there's a business name but this seems to be avoiding that. If anyone has experience I'd love to hear https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...-/195961120903.

**DasConnington** · 09-15-23 14:14

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**DasConnington** · 09-14-23 12:46

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Throwing shade is exactly what you meant to do. Here's the thing, unless somebody is using your dick to fuck some chick bare just STFU about it.

I can't believe you have been a member for 19 years and never because a senior.

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**MammaryGlands** · 09-13-23 17:51

https://skipthegames.com/posts/portl...2/269368970250

Anyone can confirm they offer BBFS?

**MtnFunX** · 09-05-23 10:03

It's been over a year but I used to enjoy this spot once in a while. Certainly not the hottest but easy to walk in and a decent experience overall. Then it seemed like Sofia was the only provider and I stopped going. Too much negotiation with her and her way comes across as a swindle. Not the vibe I enjoy. And she was the least attractive I had experienced there. It's good to hear there might be new providers.

Originally Posted by Asphalt [View Original Post]

With very little time until my flight I found Portland Health Center on google maps. They had just opened at 1000 and someone was available so into the uber I went. Lucy was older, a bit of a belly and sporting a pretty good rack. Massage technique wasn't bad but not particulary skilled either. Even though I started roaming too early she kept at the massage, which I like. After the flip I offered $ and she took all her clothes off. I smelled my finger after checking under the hood and it opted to stay away from the wet bits. I got off the table and slid Jr between her cheeks to finish. I might have asked for a BBBJ instead but she already had him well oiled up. Standing behind her like I did she wasn't defensive about stopping any attempt at BBFS, so maybe she would have let me. Not with that smell I wouldn't. She worked out the hour with more massage and let me stay upstairs with her until the uber arrived to take me back to the airport.

**Asphalt** · 09-05-23 08:31

With very little time until my flight I found Portland Health Center on google maps. They had just opened at 1000 and someone was available so into the uber I went. Lucy was older, a bit of a belly and sporting a pretty good rack. Massage technique wasn't bad but not particulary skilled either. Even though I started roaming too early she kept at the massage, which I like. After the flip I offered $ and she took all her clothes off. I smelled my finger after checking under the hood and it opted to stay away from the wet bits. I got off the table and slid Jr between her cheeks to finish. I might have asked for a BBBJ instead but she already had him well oiled up. Standing behind her like I did she wasn't defensive about stopping any attempt at BBFS, so maybe she would have let me. Not with that smell I wouldn't. She worked out the hour with more massage and let me stay upstairs with her until the uber arrived to take me back to the airport.

**MammaryGlands** · 08-20-23 13:51

Been there 2 times and all were legit. Sometimes they tried to approach to my butt crack but it was very light soft touch. Johnson said it wasn't enough to be hard! Any good event you had from here?

**Bike Rider X** · 08-17-23 18:33

Originally Posted by FisherMan69 [View Original Post]

Had 3 great dreams about an AMP in Westbrook. Saw it on Clist. Everything on the menu. Recommend byoc. Very up front at the start got things rolling. 1 the first time cover optional. Then Covered, 1. 25 second and third 1. 5. A different gal from the 1st, both 40's. Very friendly and agreeable. Hope that's clear, typing on phone.

Went here a few weeks ago, overweight granny, limited menu. Typical Maine AMP.