Massage Parlor Reports

[MrClimber1888]

Anyone been to bliss body temple? Looks like a classy joint with nice girls. Would love some insight if anyone has any.

https://www.blissbodytemple.com

[BamaGuy]

I've hit all the Slidell AMPs a few times and not a hint of action. A few will let you rub the legs and ass but most will move away and a couple slapped my hand, LOL. If anybody knows of a place in Slidell where you can get a massage and HJ, please let me know. Shit, while I'm at if anyone knows of a good UTR in Slidell I'd appreciate it, too. Been trying to hook up with a girl I found on E M but she keeps coming up with excuses or just doesn't answer. Thanks.

BamaGuy aka Frustrated in Slidell.

[Elect78]

I'm coming to town next week and was wondering if anyone had a good contact for some couples play. I posted this in the BP forum also.

[Almanac]

Hollywood Spa had the oldest woman I've ever seen, I'm pretty sure dust came off her when I walked in (Amy maybe). Not bad looking for a grandma.

I went to VIP Health Spa and dear lord. The most disgusting creature I've ever seen came into the room. I immediately let them keep the $60 and bolted.

I will seriously pay a good finders fee who can find me a good place to go with hot YOUNG providers. Your board sucks with info, so I can't find anything here. I like providers < 5'5' and < 120 lbs. Preferably with rimjobs and hey maybe some rough stuff too (only if it turns her on. Nothing weird).

Send me some info. Please.

Do you guys ever go to Madison Holistic? I see them advertise in Mobile Alabama and they have nothing but good reviews on another board. They look to be based out of NOLA or at least have someone there all the time. I'm surprise no one in NOLA ever posts a review (or am I just missing the reviews). The girls appear to look pretty good. Service looks a little pricy but I would rather drop two bills on a good looking girl than one bill for do it yourself in front of grandmamasan.

[JamesNoper]

Hollywood Spa had the oldest woman I've ever seen, I'm pretty sure dust came off her when I walked in (Amy maybe). Not bad looking for a grandma.

I went to VIP Health Spa and dear lord. The most disgusting creature I've ever seen came into the room. I immediately let them keep the $60 and bolted.

I will seriously pay a good finders fee who can find me a good place to go with hot YOUNG providers. Your board sucks with info, so I can't find anything here. I like providers < 5'5' and < 120 lbs. Preferably with rimjobs and hey maybe some rough stuff too (only if it turns her on. Nothing weird).

Send me some info. Please.

[Wj0272]

Anyone recommend a gal that can give a great massage and well more than just a HJ.

Thanks From WI.

WJ.

[Alamassage1]

In-Room (or home) Massage. W4 m (NOLA Metro) hide this posting.

Age: 38.

You'd really like a massage. You just aren't sure if you want that experience to come to you.

The #1 reason most people want a massage is to relax. If you're like most people, you are likely: busy, tired, stressed and / or experiencing pain, and you NEED to kick back and relax!

If you haven't had a massage in a while, consider this: when you travel to an office for a massage after a typically hectic day, you (hopefully) achieve a state of deep relaxation. And then you have to get up, get dressed, fight traffic, get back to where ever, possibly take a shower to go right back out again. And by then I can promise that while the physical benefits may still be there, the general relaxation and that lovely, warm glow are gone.

The way I operate: You make an appointment, get off work, and have all that relaxation come to you, whether you are a local or in town visiting and looking to de-stress! You get a fantastic, professional massage from a licensed massage therapist, and while you relax and chill out afterward, I collect my things and leave you to it. Pretty dang awesome. .

Give it a try today. You will be delighted you did.

SWF, 38, Legitimate Massage Therapist.

**NOLA Metro (New Orleans, Kenner, Metairie, Harahan, Chalmette, New Orleans East areas) only, please. *.

She is leaving for Baton Rouge soon. I enjoyed my time with her.

[Bone Yard]

So I ran up the stairs to Green Door Spa and rang the doorbell. Older unattractive lady opens the door and I ask how much. She says $60 for 40 minutes. Tell her I'll be back and she says bring more money.

Went to Sun Bangkok on Iberville and another older woman answered the door. I asked her who else was there and she had me come in while she rounded up the gang. Out came two women, typical Asian, probably 40 ish. One caught my eye as she seemed to be larger across the chest.

I wasn't ready to commit so I left. The following night I went back to Green Door and this time an older Asian answered who was a bit more attractive with what seemed like a nice chest. Decided to go ahead and go for it. Paid the $. 6 and went to the room and undressed. Got a uninspired rub and on the flip she asks what else I want. I'm not interested in anything more than a HJ from this one so she proceeds to lube up the little guy. I go under her dress and try to play with the kitty but no go. I then go for the chest and find a heavily padded bra hiding some unremarkable breasts. Tried to suck on them but she wouldn't have it.

Gave her $. 4 tip and she wasn't happy, said $. 6. I told her next time if she lets me suck her tits she can have the other $. 2.

Probably shoulda gone to Sun.

[Alamassage1]

In-Room (or home) Massage. W4 m (NOLA Metro) hide this posting.

Age: 38.

You'd really like a massage. You just aren't sure if you want that experience to come to you.

The #1 reason most people want a massage is to relax. If you're like most people, you are likely: busy, tired, stressed and / or experiencing pain, and you NEED to kick back and relax!

If you haven't had a massage in a while, consider this: when you travel to an office for a massage after a typically hectic day, you (hopefully) achieve a state of deep relaxation. And then you have to get up, get dressed, fight traffic, get back to where ever, possibly take a shower to go right back out again. And by then I can promise that while the physical benefits may still be there, the general relaxation and that lovely, warm glow are gone.

The way I operate: You make an appointment, get off work, and have all that relaxation come to you, whether you are a local or in town visiting and looking to de-stress! You get a fantastic, professional massage from a licensed massage therapist, and while you relax and chill out afterward, I collect my things and leave you to it. Pretty dang awesome. .

Give it a try today. You will be delighted you did.

SWF, 38, Legitimate Massage Therapist.

**NOLA Metro (New Orleans, Kenner, Metairie, Harahan, Chalmette, New Orleans East areas) only, please. *.

[LordNikon]

Hello everyone in the New Orleans boards. I'm from Orlando and will be visiting New Orleans from the 24-26th wondering if they are good massage parlors or independent providers that give a good massage. Don't care too much about the extra but if it comes up it a bonus for me. Just need a good massage ill be driving from Orlando and driving back. Any advice would be great. Would not mind sharing some information I've gathered in Orlando feel free to shoot me a PM.

[Reptilian]

Just one word guys: avoid at all costs.

Honestly, not even worth spending the time to elaborate on the details. Just take my word for it. And look elsewhere no matter how far from FQ.

[NoVA1234]

Went in, opted for 30 minutes.

Once inside, sign in room went over strict rules.

Legit. Outstanding massage. So good, I went for 30 minutes more.

60 plus 10 tip.

For massage, go ahead.

For fun, look elsewhere.

Peace.

[JoeyP1986]

Hey fellas. Has anyone been to tokyo modeling on Chef lately? If so. Any recomendations on which lady I should see?

[JoeyP1986]

Hey fellas. Has anyone been to tokyo modeling on Chef lately? If so. Any recomendations on which lady I should see?

[TurboDog]

Downtown AMPs are a little more pricey and generally on lower on customer service. Since you were walking downtown, your choices were limited. Metairie has a few places that give very good massages, but HE only. NOLA East has better full service places, but that's a cab ride from the quarter.