Massage Parlor Reports

[Ol Muff Diver]

I'm assuming the new girl would be Sky and wow! What a gem. She said she had been there a couple days and would only be there for a month or so. Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful body, amazing. Wow. Wonderful personality, too. She's in her forties, but I can't stop gushing about her. SMH.

Anyhoo. What a great surprise Louisville is now. I stopped by Empire first and had a session with my go to, chanel. Nice time as always and I assumed that would be the highlight of the trip. Not so at all. After that, I made my rounds to see what's available for my next go round. Salon 61 disappointed, Stone Massage was equally bad, then I went to Stress Away and told myself in the parking lot 'why do I bother here, it's never good. '.

Boy was I wrong. Coco answered the door and she was Wow! Nice body, beautiful tits, a nice face that is still beautiful despite being in her 40's and was probably a knockout 20 years ago. My heart skipped a beat and I began regretting wasting my shot with Chanel. I told her 'sorry, but I'll definitely be back tomorrow '. She laughed and said 'ok'. Just a real stunner. Easily an 8 and probably 9 or 10 twenty years ago.

So after that, I thought 'let's check out Sun, because that's always a somewhat reliable place, ranging anywhere from 'pretty good' to'suitable in a pinch '. I walked through the door and noticed the owner was different (not the Klingon looking grandma), so I thought it could be promising. I waited in the room and in walked Sky and my jaw about fcking dropped. Wow. I was still spent from Chanel, but said to hell with it. I was also feeling pretty hungry (vagina doesn't meet USDA daily recommended allowance), so I told her I'd be back in about an hour. She actually thought I was turning her down and talked to ajumma (actual name for older woman in Korean, not mamasan, try it next time you go).

In walked presumably Candy, who was pretty hot herself and would easily be at the top in town were it not for Sky and Coco at Stress Away. Anyhow, I left and came back for a lovely session with Sky. All in all, a great time today and more tomorrow. Good thing I live in California now and just visiting or I'd be a broke man for sure. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Great, great, great, great, review!! Thanks.

[Ol Muff Diver]

California has FS CAMPS, something you never see here, but the massage sucks like KAMPS here. Colorado Springs had a CAMP that gave a great massage, daty, FS, then more great massage. Awesome and I was in love, but that was the exception.

Please educate me to the new terms.

What are CAMPS & KAMPS?

Thanks.

Omd.

[Cloud Strife]

Do you have to be a regular to get her VIP?

According to the ad yes. If you've seen her a few times you can call and find out, but the ad does say regulars.

[SixtiesDude]

I recently saw Veronica was offering VIP to get long time regulars, and this was something I had wanted forever, so I had to try. I txted her to set up an appointment and then when she asked me the amount of time I just txted VIP. And she txted back a winking smiley face and I knew I was good. Speaking of good, she still offered (and I accepted) her normal LMT massage. And on the flip she got her enormous tits out as she always does, and began to smother me with them, while starting to play around with the boys a bit. She was talking like we normally do till this point throughout the session, she did my legs played with it a bit more, and then suddenly she would not have been able to talk anymore even if she wanted to. This felt like Heaven. I was going to bust really quick on this, and Veronica knowing that stopped at the right time, and let me know without words that is was time for me to stand up as well with her alrwsdy standing. And we did what two adults standing in situations like that are apt to do. It was very very fine, I had no complaints whatsoever, she was vocal enough to know things were going pretty well, and then I finished as expected, and went on my merry way, saying to her we'd have to do that again soon. Will repeat.

Do you have to be a regular to get her VIP?

[Garthie1]

Since I moved back to Kentucky last year. I've felt really ad for everyone around here because the level of service you get sucks. The women are old they don't do their damn job, they rush and want top dollar for a piss poor job.

I know what Washington, DC is a massive city compared to Louisville, but the service was out of this world at most places. In 6 years there, I maybe had the same experience that at Sun 3 times. Thankfully, there was 100's of massage spas and Thai women to choose from in the area.

You could go to a massage parlor, get a very attractive younger woman, a table shower, a hard massage and a mind blowing hand release with UTC roaming for $120.

You could see one of the Thai women and get a wonderful massage, with full nudity and a BBBJ for $160 or FS for $200.

So all in all, you may love your CAMP here, but that doesn't mean we enjoy subpar service.

California has FS CAMPS, something you never see here, but the massage sucks like KAMPS here. Colorado Springs had a CAMP that gave a great massage, daty, FS, then more great massage. Awesome and I was in love, but that was the exception.

[LetsGiveItATry]

Maybe it's just me, but if I want a legit massage, I go to a CAMP. If I want two handfuls of tits and ass in my mouth, I go to a KAMP.

I've only been to a handful of places where you can have your cake and eat it, too.

Since I moved back to Kentucky last year. I've felt really ad for everyone around here because the level of service you get sucks. The women are old they don't do their damn job, they rush and want top dollar for a piss poor job.

I know what Washington, DC is a massive city compared to Louisville, but the service was out of this world at most places. In 6 years there, I maybe had the same experience that at Sun 3 times. Thankfully, there was 100's of massage spas and Thai women to choose from in the area.

You could go to a massage parlor, get a very attractive younger woman, a table shower, a hard massage and a mind blowing hand release with UTC roaming for $120.

You could see one of the Thai women and get a wonderful massage, with full nudity and a BBBJ for $160 or FS for $200.

So all in all, you may love your CAMP here, but that doesn't mean we enjoy subpar service.

[Garthie1]

I hadn't been to Sun in years but after reading a couple good reviews here recently (especially somebody's review about Candy) I tried Sun again. I was sorry I did. Much like you, I, too, experienced pathetic excuse of massage and rub at Sun. Unlike your experience, she didn't strip, but after 10 minutes of the pathetic and worthless rub she whispered in my ear, 'Ehat else you want, honey?' I replied I wanted a massage, then she said time was almost up. I said I haven't been here 20 minutes. I felt rushed and not relaxed at all so I got up, put my clothes on and (trying to be a gentleman) reluctantly gave her a $20 tip. I won't revisit unless I read positive reviews here.

Also like you, I found Ivy Massage, on Shelbyville Rd, relaxing, stimulating and enjoyable.

Thanks for your review.

Maybe it's just me, but if I want a legit massage, I go to a CAMP. If I want two handfuls of tits and ass in my mouth, I go to a KAMP.

I've only been to a handful of places where you can have your cake and eat it, too.

[Garthie1]

You just described perfectly Candy. She's been there for years and that is her M O.

I don't know that she's been there for years, I never saw her when Klingon Grandma was running the show. I remember the one woman whose face looked like the picture I posted previously and another Skeletor woman. There've been a few others I had sessions with who came and went.

Maybe the girl now isn't Candy, but she was pretty damn clingy and huggy, acting like I knew her and she remembered me. I'd never seen her before. But I would've sucked her tits if Sky wasn't there.

[Garthie1]

Yup that's Candy. Friendly but apparently longer than a few minutes and you're a marathon man. Went the other day and saw Happy. Still no massage but pretty good tongue game for the boys and did some nice backcracking at the end. Probably late 50's. Mamasan said on the way out new girls are coming so we'll see.

I'm assuming the new girl would be Sky and wow! What a gem. She said she had been there a couple days and would only be there for a month or so. Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful body, amazing. Wow. Wonderful personality, too. She's in her forties, but I can't stop gushing about her. SMH.

Anyhoo. What a great surprise Louisville is now. I stopped by Empire first and had a session with my go to, chanel. Nice time as always and I assumed that would be the highlight of the trip. Not so at all. After that, I made my rounds to see what's available for my next go round. Salon 61 disappointed, Stone Massage was equally bad, then I went to Stress Away and told myself in the parking lot 'why do I bother here, it's never good. '.

Boy was I wrong. Coco answered the door and she was Wow! Nice body, beautiful tits, a nice face that is still beautiful despite being in her 40's and was probably a knockout 20 years ago. My heart skipped a beat and I began regretting wasting my shot with Chanel. I told her 'sorry, but I'll definitely be back tomorrow '. She laughed and said 'ok'. Just a real stunner. Easily an 8 and probably 9 or 10 twenty years ago.

So after that, I thought 'let's check out Sun, because that's always a somewhat reliable place, ranging anywhere from 'pretty good' to'suitable in a pinch '. I walked through the door and noticed the owner was different (not the Klingon looking grandma), so I thought it could be promising. I waited in the room and in walked Sky and my jaw about fcking dropped. Wow. I was still spent from Chanel, but said to hell with it. I was also feeling pretty hungry (vagina doesn't meet USDA daily recommended allowance), so I told her I'd be back in about an hour. She actually thought I was turning her down and talked to ajumma (actual name for older woman in Korean, not mamasan, try it next time you go).

In walked presumably Candy, who was pretty hot herself and would easily be at the top in town were it not for Sky and Coco at Stress Away. Anyhow, I left and came back for a lovely session with Sky. All in all, a great time today and more tomorrow. Good thing I live in California now and just visiting or I'd be a broke man for sure. Enjoy it while it lasts.

[Cloud Strife]

I recently saw Veronica was offering VIP to get long time regulars, and this was something I had wanted forever, so I had to try. I txted her to set up an appointment and then when she asked me the amount of time I just txted VIP. And she txted back a winking smiley face and I knew I was good. Speaking of good, she still offered (and I accepted) her normal LMT massage. And on the flip she got her enormous tits out as she always does, and began to smother me with them, while starting to play around with the boys a bit. She was talking like we normally do till this point throughout the session, she did my legs played with it a bit more, and then suddenly she would not have been able to talk anymore even if she wanted to. This felt like Heaven. I was going to bust really quick on this, and Veronica knowing that stopped at the right time, and let me know without words that is was time for me to stand up as well with her alrwsdy standing. And we did what two adults standing in situations like that are apt to do. It was very very fine, I had no complaints whatsoever, she was vocal enough to know things were going pretty well, and then I finished as expected, and went on my merry way, saying to her we'd have to do that again soon. Will repeat.

[SteenkyNutz502]

I've never had much luck at Scarlett's. I've seen Dream but she always seems to rush the session. Anyone have any luck with FS there? Or any extras.

Never tried for FS as that's the unicorn of this particular field. But I did have a session with one of her ladies who was fetish friendly so there is that. But that was when they were still off Broadway.

[MJones502]

I've never had much luck at Scarlett's. I've seen Dream but she always seems to rush the session. Anyone have any luck with FS there? Or any extras.

[SixtiesDude]

You can get it all for 150.

Thanks for the "heads up".

OMD. I'll be sure to claim the same price next time!

[LexAppeal]

If that is in fact candy, then I love her MO! (. except for the complaining.).

To each his own!

Omd.

You are spot on OMD. I have visited Candy several times on an out of town basis several times over the last couple of years. She is what she is and I am happy about that.

[SteenkyNutz502]

http://usaadultclassifieds.nl/classi...926&cityid=180

Read a review recently about Dawn and realized it was time to revisit! When my FS friend is not available, I always visit Dawn for a backrub. She's girl next door cute and has a trim little bod. She is quite witty and you can talk to her about most anything. She will get comfortable on the flip and allows liberties if done respectfully. She is very skilled with her hands, especially at the finish. It's always a really good visit and most importantly, it's very safe!

Sounds like the Dawn I'm looking for, too.