Massage Parlor Reports

[Deviant1135]

Hello. Long time reader. First time poster. I use to be active back when Victorian Escape was on Broadway, when Carla was on Preston Hwy, AMP advertised in the Sports section of the CJ and listings were published in the local newspaper LEO. Anyway, my providers have long since moved on. I was looking for some recommendations. I prefer those who had their own studios. I do know there were some LMTs who would dabble on the side. Any guidance would be welcomed. You can PM me if you want. Thanks.

[Ol Muff Diver]

LOL, figured an old hand like yourself would know. CAMP- Chinese Asian massage parlor, KAMP- Korean Asian massage parlor.

I went to a CAMP beside Wal mart near Sun spa and the rub was so-so. She asked if I wanted a tug and I asked if she did FS, she replied 'no'. I wasn't interested in FS since she wasn't attractive, just wanted to test the waters here since all California CAMPS are FS.

Thanks for the info. Though I really am an old muff diver, I have never seen anyone at all on the board use those acronyms.

It's good to learn something!

[Garthie1]

Please educate me to the new terms.

What are CAMPS & KAMPS?

Thanks.

Omd.

LOL, figured an old hand like yourself would know. CAMP- Chinese Asian massage parlor, KAMP- Korean Asian massage parlor.

I went to a CAMP beside Wal mart near Sun spa and the rub was so-so. She asked if I wanted a tug and I asked if she did FS, she replied 'no'. I wasn't interested in FS since she wasn't attractive, just wanted to test the waters here since all California CAMPS are FS.

[SteenkyNutz502]

Anyone been to island breeze in new Albany, Indiana as of late? If so any of the girls look good and any extras?

Haven't been lately, but I've been hearing about this young lady Fifi, and she might be worth inquiring about. I CAN recommend a pretty little lady I just met at Relaxation Station this week. Decided to try them out; was interested in Rachel; instead I got Anna, a late 20's Asian lady. Petite, clean-shaven down below, and capable of a silky touch withput the need for lotion. . 8 to the house and. 8 to her allowed for fully nude CBJ with all the roaming I could handle, including FIV. If you can handle the language barrier, I think she's worth a visit.

[JLove81]

Anyone been to island breeze in new Albany, Indiana as of late? If so any of the girls look good and any extras?

[Garthie1]

Boy was I wrong. Coco answered the door and she was Wow! Nice body, beautiful tits, a nice face that is still beautiful despite being in her 40's and was probably a knockout 20 years ago. My heart skipped a beat and I began regretting wasting my shot with Chanel. I told her 'sorry, but I'll definitely be back tomorrow '. She laughed and said 'ok'. Just a real stunner. Easily an 8 and probably 9 or 10 twenty years ago..

To follow up on the previous post, I went to see Coco today and she didn't disappoint. Really nice body, very responsive to light caressing and soft daty. She was amazing and it's a good thing / shame I'm going back to California.

[Ol Muff Diver]

I'm assuming the new girl would be Sky and wow! What a gem. She said she had been there a couple days and would only be there for a month or so. Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful body, amazing. Wow. Wonderful personality, too. She's in her forties, but I can't stop gushing about her. SMH.

Anyhoo. What a great surprise Louisville is now. I stopped by Empire first and had a session with my go to, chanel. Nice time as always and I assumed that would be the highlight of the trip. Not so at all. After that, I made my rounds to see what's available for my next go round. Salon 61 disappointed, Stone Massage was equally bad, then I went to Stress Away and told myself in the parking lot 'why do I bother here, it's never good. '.

Boy was I wrong. Coco answered the door and she was Wow! Nice body, beautiful tits, a nice face that is still beautiful despite being in her 40's and was probably a knockout 20 years ago. My heart skipped a beat and I began regretting wasting my shot with Chanel. I told her 'sorry, but I'll definitely be back tomorrow '. She laughed and said 'ok'. Just a real stunner. Easily an 8 and probably 9 or 10 twenty years ago.

So after that, I thought 'let's check out Sun, because that's always a somewhat reliable place, ranging anywhere from 'pretty good' to'suitable in a pinch '. I walked through the door and noticed the owner was different (not the Klingon looking grandma), so I thought it could be promising. I waited in the room and in walked Sky and my jaw about fcking dropped. Wow. I was still spent from Chanel, but said to hell with it. I was also feeling pretty hungry (vagina doesn't meet USDA daily recommended allowance), so I told her I'd be back in about an hour. She actually thought I was turning her down and talked to ajumma (actual name for older woman in Korean, not mamasan, try it next time you go).

In walked presumably Candy, who was pretty hot herself and would easily be at the top in town were it not for Sky and Coco at Stress Away. Anyhow, I left and came back for a lovely session with Sky. All in all, a great time today and more tomorrow. Good thing I live in California now and just visiting or I'd be a broke man for sure. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Great, great, great, great, review!! Thanks.

[Ol Muff Diver]

California has FS CAMPS, something you never see here, but the massage sucks like KAMPS here. Colorado Springs had a CAMP that gave a great massage, daty, FS, then more great massage. Awesome and I was in love, but that was the exception.

Please educate me to the new terms.

What are CAMPS & KAMPS?

Thanks.

Omd.

[Cloud Strife]

Do you have to be a regular to get her VIP?

According to the ad yes. If you've seen her a few times you can call and find out, but the ad does say regulars.

[SixtiesDude]

I recently saw Veronica was offering VIP to get long time regulars, and this was something I had wanted forever, so I had to try. I txted her to set up an appointment and then when she asked me the amount of time I just txted VIP. And she txted back a winking smiley face and I knew I was good. Speaking of good, she still offered (and I accepted) her normal LMT massage. And on the flip she got her enormous tits out as she always does, and began to smother me with them, while starting to play around with the boys a bit. She was talking like we normally do till this point throughout the session, she did my legs played with it a bit more, and then suddenly she would not have been able to talk anymore even if she wanted to. This felt like Heaven. I was going to bust really quick on this, and Veronica knowing that stopped at the right time, and let me know without words that is was time for me to stand up as well with her alrwsdy standing. And we did what two adults standing in situations like that are apt to do. It was very very fine, I had no complaints whatsoever, she was vocal enough to know things were going pretty well, and then I finished as expected, and went on my merry way, saying to her we'd have to do that again soon. Will repeat.

Do you have to be a regular to get her VIP?

[Garthie1]

Since I moved back to Kentucky last year. I've felt really ad for everyone around here because the level of service you get sucks. The women are old they don't do their damn job, they rush and want top dollar for a piss poor job.

I know what Washington, DC is a massive city compared to Louisville, but the service was out of this world at most places. In 6 years there, I maybe had the same experience that at Sun 3 times. Thankfully, there was 100's of massage spas and Thai women to choose from in the area.

You could go to a massage parlor, get a very attractive younger woman, a table shower, a hard massage and a mind blowing hand release with UTC roaming for $120.

You could see one of the Thai women and get a wonderful massage, with full nudity and a BBBJ for $160 or FS for $200.

So all in all, you may love your CAMP here, but that doesn't mean we enjoy subpar service.

California has FS CAMPS, something you never see here, but the massage sucks like KAMPS here. Colorado Springs had a CAMP that gave a great massage, daty, FS, then more great massage. Awesome and I was in love, but that was the exception.

[LetsGiveItATry]

Maybe it's just me, but if I want a legit massage, I go to a CAMP. If I want two handfuls of tits and ass in my mouth, I go to a KAMP.

I've only been to a handful of places where you can have your cake and eat it, too.

Since I moved back to Kentucky last year. I've felt really ad for everyone around here because the level of service you get sucks. The women are old they don't do their damn job, they rush and want top dollar for a piss poor job.

I know what Washington, DC is a massive city compared to Louisville, but the service was out of this world at most places. In 6 years there, I maybe had the same experience that at Sun 3 times. Thankfully, there was 100's of massage spas and Thai women to choose from in the area.

You could go to a massage parlor, get a very attractive younger woman, a table shower, a hard massage and a mind blowing hand release with UTC roaming for $120.

You could see one of the Thai women and get a wonderful massage, with full nudity and a BBBJ for $160 or FS for $200.

So all in all, you may love your CAMP here, but that doesn't mean we enjoy subpar service.

[Garthie1]

I hadn't been to Sun in years but after reading a couple good reviews here recently (especially somebody's review about Candy) I tried Sun again. I was sorry I did. Much like you, I, too, experienced pathetic excuse of massage and rub at Sun. Unlike your experience, she didn't strip, but after 10 minutes of the pathetic and worthless rub she whispered in my ear, 'Ehat else you want, honey?' I replied I wanted a massage, then she said time was almost up. I said I haven't been here 20 minutes. I felt rushed and not relaxed at all so I got up, put my clothes on and (trying to be a gentleman) reluctantly gave her a $20 tip. I won't revisit unless I read positive reviews here.

Also like you, I found Ivy Massage, on Shelbyville Rd, relaxing, stimulating and enjoyable.

Thanks for your review.

Maybe it's just me, but if I want a legit massage, I go to a CAMP. If I want two handfuls of tits and ass in my mouth, I go to a KAMP.

I've only been to a handful of places where you can have your cake and eat it, too.

[Garthie1]

You just described perfectly Candy. She's been there for years and that is her M O.

I don't know that she's been there for years, I never saw her when Klingon Grandma was running the show. I remember the one woman whose face looked like the picture I posted previously and another Skeletor woman. There've been a few others I had sessions with who came and went.

Maybe the girl now isn't Candy, but she was pretty damn clingy and huggy, acting like I knew her and she remembered me. I'd never seen her before. But I would've sucked her tits if Sky wasn't there.

[Garthie1]

Yup that's Candy. Friendly but apparently longer than a few minutes and you're a marathon man. Went the other day and saw Happy. Still no massage but pretty good tongue game for the boys and did some nice backcracking at the end. Probably late 50's. Mamasan said on the way out new girls are coming so we'll see.

I'm assuming the new girl would be Sky and wow! What a gem. She said she had been there a couple days and would only be there for a month or so. Just a beautiful woman with a beautiful body, amazing. Wow. Wonderful personality, too. She's in her forties, but I can't stop gushing about her. SMH.

Anyhoo. What a great surprise Louisville is now. I stopped by Empire first and had a session with my go to, chanel. Nice time as always and I assumed that would be the highlight of the trip. Not so at all. After that, I made my rounds to see what's available for my next go round. Salon 61 disappointed, Stone Massage was equally bad, then I went to Stress Away and told myself in the parking lot 'why do I bother here, it's never good. '.

Boy was I wrong. Coco answered the door and she was Wow! Nice body, beautiful tits, a nice face that is still beautiful despite being in her 40's and was probably a knockout 20 years ago. My heart skipped a beat and I began regretting wasting my shot with Chanel. I told her 'sorry, but I'll definitely be back tomorrow '. She laughed and said 'ok'. Just a real stunner. Easily an 8 and probably 9 or 10 twenty years ago.

So after that, I thought 'let's check out Sun, because that's always a somewhat reliable place, ranging anywhere from 'pretty good' to'suitable in a pinch '. I walked through the door and noticed the owner was different (not the Klingon looking grandma), so I thought it could be promising. I waited in the room and in walked Sky and my jaw about fcking dropped. Wow. I was still spent from Chanel, but said to hell with it. I was also feeling pretty hungry (vagina doesn't meet USDA daily recommended allowance), so I told her I'd be back in about an hour. She actually thought I was turning her down and talked to ajumma (actual name for older woman in Korean, not mamasan, try it next time you go).

In walked presumably Candy, who was pretty hot herself and would easily be at the top in town were it not for Sky and Coco at Stress Away. Anyhow, I left and came back for a lovely session with Sky. All in all, a great time today and more tomorrow. Good thing I live in California now and just visiting or I'd be a broke man for sure. Enjoy it while it lasts.