Massage Parlor Reports

[Member #6042]

Go to King Spa off Newburg and Watterson Xway. She gives a good massage and great finish. Roaming up top under the shirt.

Is King a guaranteed HE? I feel like I've read some reports says they got nothing.

[HotHotHot001]

An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I dont want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.

I spoke with Cindy a few days ago. She said she would back to work next week.

I was told the same.

[TenSevenCs]

First, let me get this out of the way: I am very new to this site, but I have lurked for about several months. I am just a dumb kid (barely in my early twenties) tryna get his rocks off and, hopefully, that will mitigate the awkwardness of this post. Anyways, because I am a young neurotic piece of work, I did some research about all the local spots in my town with the specific intent of finding an AMP nearest to me. I was surprised by both how easy and confusing it was to find all of the locations and escorts. Still, there was only one AMP I could find that I could drive to in a short distance: the Asian Massage on Westport road.

I don't know what the place is actually called. The sign on the damn building just says "Massage", and on all other sites where I've seen the location advertise says "Asian Massage" is the name. I don't know why this bothered me, but it did. Continuing on, I drove to my destination with my dick about as hard as iridium. I walk in and am greeted by a very cute Asian girl.

I discreetly asked about their service, and the girl seemed clueless. That's probably because I just realized that I had no clue as to what the actual fuck I was doing and had no way to ask if I could get any "service". So, I awkwardly ask for a $50 hour table massage. As someone who has grown up with a family member who actually does bodywork, I wasn't too impressed with the massage itself. It was not awful, but not as fulfilling as a mall massage. That was okay, though. I was maybe-possibly-could be getting my dick sucked or something, right? Of course not. I'm a fucking dumbass, you get me? I didn't know what to do or if there was a signal to give cause I'm a clueless piece of shit. So, I laid on the massage table with the cute girl working at my back. I gave her a $10 dollar tip. By the time it's over, I leave feeling like a dumbass and with my penis sad. I thought I knew what to do, but clearly, I did not.

Could someone pretty-please tell me what I got to do next time?

Go to King Spa off Newburg and Watterson Xway. She gives a good massage and great finish. Roaming up top under the shirt.

[Zomby]

Mary has an ad up on usaadultclassifieds. Nl (Louisville / massages) saying that she is working "all weekend" but doesn't list the hours. The numbers are in the ad. LW3.

Thanks. Didn't even think of looking there. Sadly, my free time was cancelled anyway. /:

[SeatOnCrane]

Mary has an ad up on usaadultclassifieds. Nl (Louisville / massages) saying that she is working "all weekend" but doesn't list the hours. The numbers are in the ad. LW3.

I spoke with Cindy a few days ago. She said she would back to work next week.

[LoneWolf3]

An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I dont want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.

Mary has an ad up on usaadultclassifieds. Nl (Louisville / massages) saying that she is working "all weekend" but doesn't list the hours. The numbers are in the ad. LW3.

[Zomby]

An ad on rubmaps suggests Mecca is open today. Is that in fact true? Does it make a difference which number I call?

I don’t want to call them yet, because my free time is only tentative so far.

[KoTiredDyrosh]

In Louisville for weekend can someone ping me a good mp where theres fun available.

[Chidog]

Back in the game after a hiatus. Nothing groundbreaking to report but I had a very good recent experience with Kenya at Elite. She was very accommodating and sweet with extras available. Many will enjoy her assets, but I typically prefer the spinner and athletic types. Location is great and place is very nice and clean and decorated. Neighbors in the back looked a bit nosy though.

Chidog.

[Ol Muff Diver]

Bonnie is the current flavor of the month as of yesterday. Normally I'd have pulled the trigger but her current hair color was just too dark for me and just opted for the massage. I was willing to do make bad some adult decisions for $$ but just ended up getting a decent massage for. 8. More was offered and more had been done with Bonnie in the past but simply wasn't feeling it with that hair color. Oh how our best friend has his preferences! LOL.

I see in your title that you stated "stone update!

I am an idiot!

[Ol Muff Diver]

Bonnie is the current flavor of the month as of yesterday. Normally I'd have pulled the trigger but her current hair color was just too dark for me and just opted for the massage. I was willing to do make bad some adult decisions for $$ but just ended up getting a decent massage for. 8. More was offered and more had been done with Bonnie in the past but simply wasn't feeling it with that hair color. Oh how our best friend has his preferences! LOL.

You never mentioned to which of the 2 spas that you were referring.

[Member #6042]

The location was right next to Brakeway on Westport Road. I was disappointed because I've seen the place advertised on list crawler and other sites, so maybe they do service and I'm just clueless? I don't know. The masseuse was cute, but not modelesque. I'm going to try the one on Murphy Lane next.

Thanks! I'll make sure to keep this in mind. Any other signals to give would be appreciated. Is there a specific list of places someone has compiled of what AMPs do erotic services? I know about rubmaps but I can't afford to look at the comments and know which place is legitimate. I'm still new to all of this and I'm just trying to get my foot in the water some.

If they ask if you've been there before the answer is yes. If they ask you who you saw I usually say I don't remember. I usually leave 20-40 out in plain site. Usually on the side table next to the oil. The key for me has always been to touch something on them like rubbing the upper inside thigh, or her ass. I think it's also good idea to make sure that have access to accidentally touch your balls during the massage. The downside for you is most of these women are going to be your moms age. Oh well, I started with a woman that went by Edna at Hong Kong on Dixie years ago who was probably twice my age at the time. Big hooters and sucked like a pro.

[ANewLad]

Wait a second. You, who are barely in your twenties, found a place with what you consider a "very cute Asian girl" and you can't tell us where this was? I'm old enough to be your grandfather and I have trouble finding an AMP with someone younger than I am. You must have an address you could share with us. Please. LW3.

No. I think he went to the one on Westport across from Brakeway.

Usually younger and cute BUT nothing to be had there.

Let's first establish which you went to. Based on the description, it sounds like you went to Sun Spa? Off Westport Road on Murphy Lane? Just outside the Gene Snyder?

The location was right next to Brakeway on Westport Road. I was disappointed because I've seen the place advertised on list crawler and other sites, so maybe they do service and I'm just clueless? I don't know. The masseuse was cute, but not modelesque. I'm going to try the one on Murphy Lane next.

As long as you go to the right place (or person) I think you'll be fine next time. Good luck!

Thanks! I'll make sure to keep this in mind. Any other signals to give would be appreciated. Is there a specific list of places someone has compiled of what AMPs do erotic services? I know about rubmaps but I can't afford to look at the comments and know which place is legitimate. I'm still new to all of this and I'm just trying to get my foot in the water some.

[Kreamer]

Let's first ent to to one on Westport Accor establish which you went to. Based on the description, it sounds like you went to Sun Spa? Off Westport Road on Murphy Lane? Just outside the Gene Snyder?

No. I think he went to the one on Westport across from Brakeway.

Usually younger and cute BUT nothing to be had there.

[SandbergFan]

First, let me get this out of the way: I am very new to this site, but I have lurked for about several months. I am just a dumb kid (barely in my early twenties) tryna get his rocks off and, hopefully, that will mitigate the awkwardness of this post. Anyways, because I am a young neurotic piece of work, I did some research about all the local spots in my town with the specific intent of finding an AMP nearest to me. I was surprised by both how easy and confusing it was to find all of the locations and escorts. Still, there was only one AMP I could find that I could drive to in a short distance: the Asian Massage on Westport road.

I don't know what the place is actually called. The sign on the damn building just says "Massage", and on all other sites where I've seen the location advertise says "Asian Massage" is the name. I don't know why this bothered me, but it did. Continuing on, I drove to my destination with my dick about as hard as iridium. I walk in and am greeted by a very cute Asian girl.

I discreetly asked about their service, and the girl seemed clueless. That's probably because I just realized that I had no clue as to what the actual fuck I was doing and had no way to ask if I could get any "service". So, I awkwardly ask for a $50 hour table massage. As someone who has grown up with a family member who actually does bodywork, I wasn't too impressed with the massage itself. It was not awful, but not as fulfilling as a mall massage. That was okay, though. I was maybe-possibly-could be getting my dick sucked or something, right? Of course not. I'm a fucking dumbass, you get me? I didn't know what to do or if there was a signal to give cause I'm a clueless piece of shit. So, I laid on the massage table with the cute girl working at my back. I gave her a $10 dollar tip. By the time it's over, I leave feeling like a dumbass and with my penis sad. I thought I knew what to do, but clearly, I did not.

Could someone pretty-please tell me what I got to do next time?

I remember my first time because I was nervous the whole time just waiting for LEO to bust in the door, but that obviously never happened. I remember laying face down during the start of the massage and my heart pounding in my chest. However before my first visit years ago, I had read a few other sites (wasn't aware of this one at the time) on how to give "signals" and such and I tried a few of those things, maybe they helped, maybe they didn't, I don't know. I did however get at least what I came for on that first visit. I have a legit licensed massage therapist who is very close to me so I've had thousands of real massages and you'll never find an AMP that does the same quality massage as a legit trained LMT but most of us aren't here for that anyway.

I'll assume you got naked and laid down on the table and waiting for her to come back in which is already a clue that you are wanting more. Most people who aren't looking for extra will just get under the sheet on the table. My first time and from tips I read said that you can also give signals by gently rubbing their leg while they are by your head, I can't recall if I actually did that or not my first time it was so long ago. I do know some things I read at the time mentioned making some noises (almost little moans) when they are rubbing near your dick or ass to let them know you want more. Also, little movements when they are working near your hips to raise up your torso a little to give access to jr. So they can play with it. At the very least you are letting them know you want some extra attention in that area. The more comfortable I've gotten over the years I've noticed it's almost hard to not get at least standard at these places, as long as you are relaxed and comfortable. They are very good about reading body language so if you are super nervous and it shows (obviously you'll probably be a little nervous) that may freak them out.

As long as you go to the right place (or person) I think you'll be fine next time. Good luck!