Massage Parlor Reports

[JLove81]

Sounds definitelynot like the chickie Jlove encountered. Wonder if Mr. J met the infamous FeFe and didn't realize it?

Nope!! I have seen fefe before this that I saw had to be yoyo, but as I commented my experience was totally different and eager to please. She gave me like a 20 min massage straddling my head then at the flip she grabbed my junk and asked if that was ok then I told her what I wanted and she got naked and her ass plopped down on my face and the rest was history. Maybe she was having a bad day or maybe you and her just didn't click. IDK but for the price I paid I probably won't go back I am ready for fefe though.

[JLove81]

Dear Louisville (not Lexington, in case you are following my mistakes) mongers, I have a report for you. First, I'm from the northern burbs of Chicago. Last time I was in your town was 14 years ago on business, and I took a FS hour at one of your Preston establishments. Two days ago I was passing through on my vacation, and I decided to stop for gas and poo tang. I wanted to try your Healing Gardens, as I was in the mood for something besides Asian. Park in back, first thing I see is a couch thrown out. I ring the doorbell in back, no response. I go to the front, same thing. Peek in the windows, desolation. Go back to my car to check on my phone if I have the address right. On the internet page I see I do have the correct address, and the worlds Closed for Good is displayed. Oh well. Choice no. 2.

When I pulled up in the early afternoon, I saw a Korean woman out the back door throwing something out, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She looks at me, I wave, she waves and runs inside. Go to the front door, expecting her to be there. She isn't, so I ring the doorbell. "Just a minute!" 3 minutes later the same woman opens the door, but this time wearing a tight fitting dress with cruise missiles poking out in front. She pulls me and and kisses me, just like that. Then she reaches for my boys and gives them a shake. "You want massage?" She's rubbing up against me all the way to my room, takes the money and disappears for a couple of minutes, to get the table shower ready I presume.

The door opens, and she is standing their buck naked. At least I was wearing the towel.

She leads me to the shower room and I lie down, still not believing this. She soaps up my back, washes with her hands, then gets on the table with me and does that Nuru thing. 1 minute of that and she turns me over, same thing. Mind you, not a word has been spoken about tips.

She rinses me off, and herself. She dries me off, hands me the towel and tells me to dry her, and directs my hands to her boobs and crotch.

Back in the room, she immediately lies down on the side of the bed, grabs her thighs and opens wide up, smiling at me. DATY for a few minutes, and I stop to smile at her. She smiles back and then says "You bring money for tip?" My first thought, what if I just say No, what would she do? But I did and said so. I'm not going to do that, although I admit it would have been funny.

I decide to slow things down a bit and ask for a massage. Press, press, press, then she's lying down on me again, rubbing the pointy ones all over me. At this point I have only been in the place for about 15 minutes.

Moving on, I turn over and she immediately gets in the 69 position and puts the cover on with her mouth. And off we go. BJ, cowgirl, doggie kneeling and standing, and then we finished like a old couple in mish.

At this point I was pretty spent and just wanted a minute resting on her. She puts her hands on my shoulders and pushes my chest off, then gets her feet up to my chest and pushed me all the way out, smiling of course.

Clean up, mouth wash. She asks me if I want some massage. Sure, and she gives me a little more of the press, press routine.

I'm getting dress and I was about to give her Chicago standard (for me), but she insists that it is more down here, and she did give me the special shower, so I gave her. 2 more. Water, candy and out I go.

I still can't quite get my head around this, so to speak. I've been to plenty of Korean FS places in Illinois, Indiana and Michigan, and I mentioned the once in your town 14 years ago. But never, ever have I been treated like that. Extras out of this world, with no negotiation, but a ridiculous excuse for a massage and I was out in 40. I mean, even when I see Asian apartment girls in Chicago, they at least make an effort on the massage. And no, I'm not really looking for a real massage, but it is nice to get on before the action begins.

Damn man, that was fucking awesome, now I'm dying to know where is this place cause I'm there. If don't want to say pm please. How old of a gal you think she was?? Awesome detail review by the way!!

[Sam Spade]

Dear Louisville (not Lexington, in case you are following my mistakes) mongers, I have a report for you. First, I'm from the northern burbs of Chicago. Last time I was in your town was 14 years ago on business, and I took a FS hour at one of your Preston establishments. Two days ago I was passing through on my vacation, and I decided to stop for gas and poo tang. I wanted to try your Healing Gardens, as I was in the mood for something besides Asian. Park in back, first thing I see is a couch thrown out. I ring the doorbell in back, no response. I go to the front, same thing. Peek in the windows, desolation. Go back to my car to check on my phone if I have the address right. On the internet page I see I do have the correct address, and the worlds Closed for Good is displayed. Oh well. Choice no. 2.

When I pulled up in the early afternoon, I saw a Korean woman out the back door throwing something out, wearing shorts and a t-shirt. She looks at me, I wave, she waves and runs inside. Go to the front door, expecting her to be there. She isn't, so I ring the doorbell. "Just a minute!" 3 minutes later the same woman opens the door, but this time wearing a tight fitting dress with cruise missiles poking out in front. She pulls me and and kisses me, just like that. Then she reaches for my boys and gives them a shake. "You want massage?" She's rubbing up against me all the way to my room, takes the money and disappears for a couple of minutes, to get the table shower ready I presume.

The door opens, and she is standing their buck naked. At least I was wearing the towel.

She leads me to the shower room and I lie down, still not believing this. She soaps up my back, washes with her hands, then gets on the table with me and does that Nuru thing. 1 minute of that and she turns me over, same thing. Mind you, not a word has been spoken about tips.

She rinses me off, and herself. She dries me off, hands me the towel and tells me to dry her, and directs my hands to her boobs and crotch.

Back in the room, she immediately lies down on the side of the bed, grabs her thighs and opens wide up, smiling at me. DATY for a few minutes, and I stop to smile at her. She smiles back and then says "You bring money for tip?" My first thought, what if I just say No, what would she do? But I did and said so. I'm not going to do that, although I admit it would have been funny.

I decide to slow things down a bit and ask for a massage. Press, press, press, then she's lying down on me again, rubbing the pointy ones all over me. At this point I have only been in the place for about 15 minutes.

Moving on, I turn over and she immediately gets in the 69 position and puts the cover on with her mouth. And off we go. BJ, cowgirl, doggie kneeling and standing, and then we finished like a old couple in mish.

At this point I was pretty spent and just wanted a minute resting on her. She puts her hands on my shoulders and pushes my chest off, then gets her feet up to my chest and pushed me all the way out, smiling of course.

Clean up, mouth wash. She asks me if I want some massage. Sure, and she gives me a little more of the press, press routine.

I'm getting dress and I was about to give her Chicago standard (for me), but she insists that it is more down here, and she did give me the special shower, so I gave her. 2 more. Water, candy and out I go.

I still can't quite get my head around this, so to speak. I've been to plenty of Korean FS places in Illinois, Indiana and Michigan, and I mentioned the once in your town 14 years ago. But never, ever have I been treated like that. Extras out of this world, with no negotiation, but a ridiculous excuse for a massage and I was out in 40. I mean, even when I see Asian apartment girls in Chicago, they at least make an effort on the massage. And no, I'm not really looking for a real massage, but it is nice to get on before the action begins.

[JackD05]

What do I say or do to get them to let me in? I've tried empire sun and stress but I keep getting turned down every time. Any help is appreciated.

[TheEdge040]

Has anyone been to Mecca since Cynthia left? I was wondering if Mary was still hit or miss.

I miss Cynthia and Scarlett.

Thanks.

[Two Nutts]

At island breeze, but fefe is not there as expected. As I said earlier no one has had any contact with her, even her good friends. She was really looking forward to returning to Indiana. A new girl is there now, I know nothing about her. Another girl will arrive October 10.

[RockRockRock]

She's about the best out there. Just amazing. We've always had a good time together.

The last three appts I've tried to make she hasn't been able to keep.

They're usually earlier in the day. But I'm wondering if that is her new normal.

I'll keep trying. She's worth it.

[TvLand25]

8730 westport rd Louisville ky massage therapist next to La Rosita. Got a little girl named CeCe. She was cute but the whole thing was a waste of my time. I don't know the name of the place an even asked CeCe and she could tell me either LOL. The massage was not good. I spent the first 30 minutes under a towel! WTF! Then when it came off I got a neck rub in the same spot for 10 F-ing minutes! Straddled my head to rub my back for 15 minutes, so you would think maybe something, But no. Repeatedly checking her phone because we all like that. She finally got around to my legs and grazed the sack once as if she was doing me a favor but that was to up sale me for another half hour. So after a few more minutes I thought maybe she thought I was a cop so I asked and she told me I could do myself. OH boy canI? Hell I could do that at home! But you get what you pay for, $75 for 1 1/2 hour, to the minute. But as we all know, that's not the point. Crap massage and a waste of time. Left more sore than I came in and still not getting what I really needed. Never going back.

What made you think this place gave "extras"? Some places are just regular massage places.

[Enderw12]

8730 westport rd Louisville ky massage therapist next to La Rosita. Got a little girl named CeCe. She was cute but the whole thing was a waste of my time. I don't know the name of the place an even asked CeCe and she could tell me either LOL. The massage was not good. I spent the first 30 minutes under a towel! WTF! Then when it came off I got a neck rub in the same spot for 10 F-ing minutes! Straddled my head to rub my back for 15 minutes, so you would think maybe something, But no. Repeatedly checking her phone because we all like that. She finally got around to my legs and grazed the sack once as if she was doing me a favor but that was to up sale me for another half hour. So after a few more minutes I thought maybe she thought I was a cop so I asked and she told me I could do myself. OH boy canI? Hell I could do that at home! But you get what you pay for, $75 for 1 1/2 hour, to the minute. But as we all know, that's not the point. Crap massage and a waste of time. Left more sore than I came in and still not getting what I really needed. Never going back.

[MikeMike56]

Saw where Danielle was advocating for her on Facebook. She was lots of fun. I'd like to see her back in the game.

https://www.gofundme.com/f/zhvy9-fre...f%2Bshare-flow

[BobDole00]

It's gotten rough around here. Keep coming back hoping Iris resurfaces. I don't understand any of the people that say they didn't enjoy their time with her.

[Two Nutts]

Sounds definitelynot like the chickie Jlove encountered. Wonder if Mr. J met the infamous FeFe and didn't realize it?

Fefe is on schedule to arrive the 28 and start her shift the 29. But as of yesterday there has been no contact from her. I mean her friends in NY don't know where she is either. So Judy may have to call an audible and make some other arrangements. Stay tuned.

[SteenkyNutz502]

I've been lurking here for quite a while, you guys are great at providing intel on varies places in Louisville. This information has benefited me many times, so I figured it's time to give some back.

I thought I would share my recent experience at Island Breeze this past Saturday evening. YMMV.

I decided I would try out island breeze's new staff this past Saturday night. I had visited here about 3 months ago and had a remarkably good experience, this time not so much.

I arrived about 730 and was greeted by Yo Yo who turned out to be my service provider. I choose $60 for an hour and she showed me to a room. Now, I've been to many of these places, and I've seen lots of ladies. Yo Yo was younger than usual, 30 ish I would guess, maybe younger. But she seemed totally bothered by me in general as if she would have rather not been disturbed. Any way, rub begins pretty standard. I to a little touch, she does a little tease, and this goes on for maybe 5 min. So about 15 min into the massage she says it's time to flip. Once situated the negotiation begins. Little head won as I choose $ + 20 for standard with her nude. Roaming allowed, kinda. Oh and the attitude had only slightly warmed. She had a great bod, but her demeanor and body language was a complete downer. I finally finished and got cleaned up, she rubbed a little more and said ok, all done. I look at the clock and I still have 15 min of my 60.

This isn't my first trip to Island Breeze, last time was very nice. But after my dealing with Yo Yo I think I'm going to stay on the KY side until the next staff rotation. Like I said before YMMV.

Stay Safe Out There!

Boatman.

Sounds definitelynot like the chickie Jlove encountered. Wonder if Mr. J met the infamous FeFe and didn't realize it?

[Member #6042]

When she was at SS in Clarksville I did get to daty twice. She told me both times no full service. HJ only is what I got in return. I saw her twice since then and she acted like she didn't even know me. Last time was few years ago and she is scripted now. No return for me.

Yep, she was definitely more open, if you can say that, when she worked in Clarksville. I didn't get to daty, but roaming was allowed. I loved that place, it's also where the twins got their start.

[Louisvillee]

Got ya beat Two Nutts. I offered 5 bennies and was declined. DnC.

When she was at SS in Clarksville I did get to daty twice. She told me both times no full service. HJ only is what I got in return. I saw her twice since then and she acted like she didn't even know me. Last time was few years ago and she is scripted now. No return for me.