Massage Parlor Reports

[Randy Daytona]

Has anybody been to sun spa lately? In the past had some incredible therapists there. Candy, GG, miso. Last two times I went was pretty lackluster but it's been a while. Last time I saw Candy was at Empire. Sure wish she was around. Any info about sun Would be appreciated. Are D.

[Two Nutts]

I am very curious how this Sara Wrap thing works or how it would feel. I have searched google and porn sites looking for one in action to see if it is worth it. I've used female condoms in the past and I was surprised how well it worked.

It safe, better than a condom (IMO) and 100 times better than a HJ. And a lot better than BBBJ with HJ competition. All my opinion. With the wrap, you can cum in her mouth with the wrap, so there's no stopping that warm mouth at the boiling point the go HJ finish. Try it.

[Rt 6969]

I am very curious how this Sara Wrap thing works or how it would feel. I have searched google and porn sites looking for one in action to see if it is worth it. I've used female condoms in the past and I was surprised how well it worked.

Count me as a fan. Feels much closer to BBBJ than a party hat does, when I can't get a BBBJ anyway.

[PharmHobby]

Others including me have different options concerning Evas, read a couple posts down. Maybe your too picky for this area.

I agree with Two Nutts. Eva's is a clean place with friendly nice looking girls. Very consistent high quality service. The Saran Wrap in my opinion is better than the standard hat. But BBBJ is also available for a more generous tip.

[Ol Muff Diver]

Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

I was not a Louisville Slugger on this trip. I struck out. If anyone has a UTR suggestion or another idea, I'm coming back soon. This was not a good trip for this monger.

Hound.

Get an escort.

[Two Nutts]

Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

Others including me have different options concerning Evas, read a couple posts down. Maybe your too picky for this area.

[BigCat44]

Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

I was not a Louisville Slugger on this trip. I struck out. If anyone has a UTR suggestion or another idea, I'm coming back soon. This was not a good trip for this monger.

Hound.

Try out DeeDee, a mature sexy woman with a nice body and boobs. She allows roaming on her nude body and gives an awesome sensual massage with an explosive HE! You won't be disappointed. Also guys she is retiring in October so you better see her now before she leaves us.

[Cjhound]

Thanks to those who gave me suggestions, but I struck out in your town. Seems to be false advertising capital of the midsouth.

I don't have a ton to report that hasn't been said already, but here's a few to solidify what been out there.

Samantha, great rack. She asked that we both keep masks on which kept my mouth off those boobs, which was sad. HJ was sensual and nice. As one review said, the table is hard a a rock. It's like a piece of plywood with a sheet on it.

Strike 1 -Amanda, way way way older than her pics. She was nice, table was so very nice and heated. Massage was ok, and the flip fun. Boobs are huge and old. I understand presenting the best pic and image of yourself, of course. But her pics are not 5-10 years old guys. That fresh faced young beauty in her ad could be her daughter 5 years ago. If I had to put a number on it, those pics she uses are 15 or 20 years old.

Strike 2- Evas. Young girl. Couldn't understand her name, but it was not Coco. Anyway, I'm not a fan of the giggly, over the top acting, like "wow your sooo big" , I just get tired of it and the fakeness gets on my nerves. English was bad, girl was cute, but not great. I'd rather have older and sensual. Although the girl was young, the body was not shapely or sensual at all. The saran wrap was also a turn off. The feel was the same as a wrap, but the whole process of her pulling enough saran wrap to cover a sheetcake to wrap up my cucumber was just about enough to make me go limp.

Strike 3 -Stopped by 2 other asain places on drive by. One had feet on the sign across from strip mall with penn station subs on Bardstown. Old attendant, I left before exchanging any $$ and second was the same by Good Will off Blue Grass parkway, I think. Not attractive at all, so I skipped out and saved my money for Bourbon instead.

I was not a Louisville Slugger on this trip. I struck out. If anyone has a UTR suggestion or another idea, I'm coming back soon. This was not a good trip for this monger.

Hound.

[NuttinBetter]

Went to Ib and ruby was who rubbed me. She did do a very good job with massage. She is nice looking slim. No tits rl. Wanted 100 plus 60 house. Stripped down naked with HJ. Nothing special! But I was due for a good massage. Probably won't repeat with her. Play safe.

[Rahvinn]

Stopped by Evas on my way into town tonight. Came up with Tina and took a 30 minute dream. I'd say maybe 30+ but looks well under 35 and amazing little body. Mediocre massage but plenty of teasing and after the flip went with the covered BJ amd daty in 69. Altho she did tell me she's the only one who could touch once she dropped the clothes and I sucked those little b cups and played with that little bean she crawled on and shoved it in my face so I'm assuming she changed her mind about the no touching. Will definitely repeat, and thanks to two nut for the recommendation. $$.

[MrSeeker]

Can anyone tell me the names of the places across the river in Indiana?/ PM if need be. I'm coming down and want to enjoy myself.

[Beanes9021]

Had a little extra time, so decided to hit Empire and check out the talent. Greeted by mamasan who was dressed like she was getting ready to go to Wal-Mart. Ushered to a room and took hhr. Told "get naked. ".

In comes an older Korean lady with a pretty killer body. She was older than I'd like, but her body was nice and she seemed willing. Started with a quick rubdown including some good techniques on my shoulders and back. Asks me a few times if I've been there before. Etc. Reaches down and grabs my junk and says "what about here?" I said of course and she begins a nice tease. Tells me to flip and asks what I want. I said the whole package and she says get money while she goes to get supplies. Lay the money down and she checks it upon return.

Seems satisfied and starts with a nice teasing lick around on my balls and shaft. Tries to put the cover on for CBJ and I convince her otherwise and she proceeds to give BBBJ. Says she's ready and puts the cover on and climbs on top. She really gets into it and rides away. Then she says "I bend over" Okay. Hit it from behind for a few, then she rolls to her back hanging off the side of the bed. Starts rubbing herself and saying "we come together!" Okay. Hit it for a few and pull out and take off the cover and spray her down all over her belly and tits, even a little up on her face and hair. She laughs because I don't think she was really expecting that, but it didn't seem to bother her too bad. Hot towel cleanup, alcohol wipe down, and down the road I go! Older than I'd like, but still a pretty good time.

[Member #6042]

I know she has reviews some good, some not. I see she's talking about tips, anyone know what tip amount gets what?

All her reviews are bad. Do yourself a favor and save your money.

[Lingam Me]

I know she has reviews some good, some not. I see she's talking about tips, anyone know what tip amount gets what?

I went to see her and the pictures are all fake. I called her out on it (simply said, those pictures are not you) but said it was fine since I was already there. Then the getto came out. She flipped out and started screaming and cursing and slamming doors. I left. I'm not doing the catfish shit. If I contact someone it's because I like what I see or what I read. She wants our money, we are the customer. Starve girls like this out. Be safe.

Ling.

[BearGrass]

I only make it to Lville once a month or so. Normally early afternoon on a Saturday. I used to like to stop by BS, but that's been pretty slim pickens lately. So I've texted for appointments at Churchill. A few weeks ago I saw Maria, this week only CoCo was available, so I say her. She's a middle aged black girl, with middle aged sag, however. My experience was pretty good. Very sweet conversation. Her massage was excellent, and her teasing of the boys while I was face down was quite a thrill. Once the flip happens, she has a very unique tease technique that I really enjoyed. Above average finish. I still prefer Maria, but I wouldn't hesitate to see CoCo either.

If you only go on the weekend you will be disappointed this week, they are closed. I got the provider schedule yesterday and they are not open on Saturday (probably because of Derby). Maria is working all this week but here normal is daytime hours. And I agree, Maria is wonderful. I always enjoy my time with her.