Massage Parlor Reports

[JLove81]

Bro,

You are in charge, tell Momma,(I will tip her $5,10) you want to see, pick, tell them what you want, need, how your going to spend your money.
I will always do this from now on. Wonderful advice.
When I speak to Bro's about this" Game" we are playing, you must be in charge! Don't be weak!

You are 100% correct great advice thanks and I certainly will from now on!

[JLove81]

Sorry this is a late review I have been very busy. I went to suns Thursday and spoke to mama and asked her if she could line the girls up said she didn't know who was working or not but anyway took me to a room and a long legged pretty girl came in later to find out it was Kelly. I opted out of table shower which seemed to piss her off and it only got worse from there. She went back and fourth for a few min so I laid the $ on the counter and now she is ready she drops the dress and gets on top she gave me lucks on nipples and balls then onward to CBJ and was and a hurry to start I asked her how about daty she rolled up her eyes and tried to upset I was like fuck no! So she got on my face and came down on it hard I am thinking what a ***** the. We got started didn't take long then she was and rush to leave and I know I am no Brad pit but not ugly LOL anyhow as I was leaving mama showed me all 3 girls they all looked good. I was going to mention service from Kelly to mama but didn't I absolutely hate getting people in trouble. This was the worst experience at sun's yet for me and no desire to see Kelly again. Oh Kelly did say she got luck with me I didn't last long she tired of guys coming in lasting longer I was like ok whatever ***** LOL didn't say it to her but was thinking of it. Sorry if punctuations are not good I'm doing the review on my phone. Anyone else had this experience with Kelly? Be safe ya"all.

[GoodOne6969]

With their ad on the internet and their location it is the last thing I expected to find was an AMP. I would not walk in to Dandy or Salon, Sun etc to check them out, even if I did not know that they are AMP.

So do you know if it's an AMP or not? You said they have an internet ad. What is the name of the business? What is it's location? I already asked these questions once.

[Photogdan]

Probably an AMP. But they get very freaked out when people walk in just to check them out. They probably think you're a cop amd might be very careful if you show up for a session. Then again, maybe not.

Golfguy, playing through.

With their ad on the internet and their location it is the last thing I expected to find was an AMP. I would not walk in to Dandy or Salon, Sun etc to check them out, even if I did not know that they are AMP.

[GolfGuy]

I go by there today to check it out, no time for massage today. Greeted by an Asian lady probably around 60? Polite but you would have thought I had a badge and police uniform on. Very 'shy' very' 'timid' very 'hiding something' feel. Explain just checking them out as they are new.

Front room is very nice but not much in the way of inviting to sit a spell. Beads hanging from the doorways to some side room and the back. There website and ads are very neutral, their pricing is very attractive. I asked if they were lmt's and she said, no we just do massage.

Is there an AMP in my neighborhood?

All comments are appreciated and with admins permission once I go there will tell you all about it.

Probably an AMP. But they get very freaked out when people walk in just to check them out. They probably think you're a cop amd might be very careful if you show up for a session. Then again, maybe not.

Golfguy, playing through.

[GoodOne6969]

I go by there today to check it out, no time for massage today. Greeted by an Asian lady probably around 60? Polite but you would have thought I had a badge and police uniform on. Very 'shy' very' 'timid' very 'hiding something' feel. Explain just checking them out as they are new.

Front room is very nice but not much in the way of inviting to sit a spell. Beads hanging from the doorways to some side room and the back. There website and ads are very neutral, their pricing is very attractive. I asked if they were lmt's and she said, no we just do massage.

Is there an AMP in my neighborhood?

All comments are appreciated and with admins permission once I go there will tell you all about it.

I don't see the name of the place or what neighborhood the place in? And frankly your posting doesn't make much sense to me. At least tell us the name of the place and maybe someone could help you.

[Photogdan]

I go by there today to check it out, no time for massage today. Greeted by an Asian lady probably around 60? Polite but you would have thought I had a badge and police uniform on. Very 'shy' very' 'timid' very 'hiding something' feel. Explain just checking them out as they are new.

Front room is very nice but not much in the way of inviting to sit a spell. Beads hanging from the doorways to some side room and the back. There website and ads are very neutral, their pricing is very attractive. I asked if they were lmt's and she said, no we just do massage.

Is there an AMP in my neighborhood?

All comments are appreciated and with admins permission once I go there will tell you all about it.

[GoodOne6969]

Well I've done this so many times. Tip Momma when you walk in, and little hug, kiss ($ 5,10 spot) She is the foundation to getting good pussy, especially if you are going to return, see what doors you open!

Someone on here said, "you can't see line up before") Ha Ha Ha!

I was the one who said don't always count on getting a lineup. If it's busy you won't get one. That's what I said in my post. And I confirmed this with mamasan last night while she served me.

Bugogi and Kimchi soup in the shop kitchen.

[DarkSideOfMe]

So I am moderately experienced in going to AMP. I am however, slightly newer in these sites. But some general things I have picked up might help newer mongers and maybe I can even be critiqued some to help me out.

1. If you are going somewhere, for example sun spa, that has a lot of reviews going over services, CFS / BBJ/ etc. I have found tipping up front to lead to way better service. Especially if it's your first time seeing the provider. There is normally more teasing and we tend to get to the fun part sooner.

I normally also try this occasionally at new places if the provider is younger or good looking. I have have some magical experiences and some duds. But if it's a dud I just don't go back.

2. If you really mesh well with a provider try to see them somewhat regularly, if money allows. I have somewhat consistently got extras that didn't happen the first few times. Sometimes I have seen plenty of reviews that never mention all the extras I get and makes me wonder if other mongers are keeping on the DL as well.

3. If a provider says to keep a service she did a secret. You may not want to blab on this site. Maybe senior members can confirm. But I have heard that owners sometimes have rules for service and they can check these sites and if they suspect someone is giving more than a HJ then they get rid of them. I have had that seemingly happen one time on a review I did a long time ago where the next day that provider was gone. Although maybe they just say that to everyone for all I know.

4. If you walk into a new place and not impressed, either with the provider or place is just nasty, go ahead and leave. It's not worth the money. When I had a bad gut feeling, like this place sucks, it almost always was a waste. Granted I am a bit picky.

5. If they have a table shower I highly recommend. I have had few providers tell me they like to know the customer is clean. They may lick and kiss around more often. Obviously YMMV.

6. AMP are way better than escorts in general, but you likely have a higher cost. They are open and someone is there ready unless they are too busy. Never seen drug issues at AMPs.

7. If you want a certain provider make sure to call ahead on your way there or call ahead of time and set appointment. Make sure you get there name correct. Sometimes I really struggle with the accent to understand what the name is.

8. I swear the services change in waves. When I first started going HJ seemed to be the norm and now I am seeing way better providers and services across the board. You may come across a real gem someplace new. I was at island breeze in New Albany a while back and was getting bbjcim and there were no reviews or anything. She was hot too.

Well I've done this so many times. Tip Momma when you walk in, and little hug, kiss ($ 5,10 spot) She is the foundation to getting good pussy, especially if you are going to return, see what doors you open!

Someone on here said, "you can't see line up before") Ha Ha Ha!

[Akarikanna]

Will be in Louisville this week and from the reports I would like to visit Sun's. Would prefer DATY, TUMA & BJ. Recommendations on who might be best for this?

Thank you.

[JimBraddock]

House Fee is $50.

I pay $100 for a BBBJ but I only see one girl there that knows what she's doing.

Never tried FS but that's not my thing.

Which girl? If you don't mind sharing.

[Two Nutts]

It's un believable how stupid some guys come into IB and others. Judy calls me. (I'm out of town today) to speak using face time. I told him she wants him to leave, he's determined to stay, and get this, he has a 8-10 year old child sitting in a chair in the front room. It finally escalated to the point of us hopefully meeting Sunday evening. I just can't believe someone would bring their kid to a massage parlor. Judy said he was drunk. Still what a white trash dumb fuck.

[DarkSideOfMe]

So I am moderately experienced in going to AMP. I am however, slightly newer in these sites. But some general things I have picked up might help newer mongers and maybe I can even be critiqued some to help me out.

1. If you are going somewhere, for example sun spa, that has a lot of reviews going over services, CFS / BBJ/ etc. I have found tipping up front to lead to way better service. Especially if it's your first time seeing the provider. There is normally more teasing and we tend to get to the fun part sooner.

I normally also try this occasionally at new places if the provider is younger or good looking. I have have some magical experiences and some duds. But if it's a dud I just don't go back.

2. If you really mesh well with a provider try to see them somewhat regularly, if money allows. I have somewhat consistently got extras that didn't happen the first few times. Sometimes I have seen plenty of reviews that never mention all the extras I get and makes me wonder if other mongers are keeping on the DL as well.

3. If a provider says to keep a service she did a secret. You may not want to blab on this site. Maybe senior members can confirm. But I have heard that owners sometimes have rules for service and they can check these sites and if they suspect someone is giving more than a HJ then they get rid of them. I have had that seemingly happen one time on a review I did a long time ago where the next day that provider was gone. Although maybe they just say that to everyone for all I know..

Great advice bro. For the young Monger to follow, take with him, put the odds of success on his side. Good information to pass on!

[Beringer]

The one bad report was from a hater hiding behind a new account in order to throw shade.

Essi is a young attractive and incredibly sweet woman. I trust her ability to be discreet with her clients and cannot imagine her ever stealing or extorting. That report was an obvious fabrication.

Her office is in a much safer location than RS. It is St. Matthews.

Yeah but a past post said she stole money and tried to extort? Also Google maps showed a strange area to be going for a massage. To me, didn't look safe. Is Frankfort Ave. A rough area?

[Wuziman]

So I am moderately experienced in going to AMP. I am however, slightly newer in these sites. But some general things I have picked up might help newer mongers and maybe I can even be critiqued some to help me out.

1. If you are going somewhere, for example sun spa, that has a lot of reviews going over services, CFS / BBJ/ etc. I have found tipping up front to lead to way better service. Especially if it's your first time seeing the provider. There is normally more teasing and we tend to get to the fun part sooner.

I normally also try this occasionally at new places if the provider is younger or good looking. I have have some magical experiences and some duds. But if it's a dud I just don't go back.

2. If you really mesh well with a provider try to see them somewhat regularly, if money allows. I have somewhat consistently got extras that didn't happen the first few times. Sometimes I have seen plenty of reviews that never mention all the extras I get and makes me wonder if other mongers are keeping on the DL as well.

3. If a provider says to keep a service she did a secret. You may not want to blab on this site. Maybe senior members can confirm. But I have heard that owners sometimes have rules for service and they can check these sites and if they suspect someone is giving more than a HJ then they get rid of them. I have had that seemingly happen one time on a review I did a long time ago where the next day that provider was gone. Although maybe they just say that to everyone for all I know.

4. If you walk into a new place and not impressed, either with the provider or place is just nasty, go ahead and leave. It's not worth the money. When I had a bad gut feeling, like this place sucks, it almost always was a waste. Granted I am a bit picky.

5. If they have a table shower I highly recommend. I have had few providers tell me they like to know the customer is clean. They may lick and kiss around more often. Obviously YMMV.

6. AMP are way better than escorts in general, but you likely have a higher cost. They are open and someone is there ready unless they are too busy. Never seen drug issues at AMPs.

7. If you want a certain provider make sure to call ahead on your way there or call ahead of time and set appointment. Make sure you get there name correct. Sometimes I really struggle with the accent to understand what the name is.

8. I swear the services change in waves. When I first started going HJ seemed to be the norm and now I am seeing way better providers and services across the board. You may come across a real gem someplace new. I was at island breeze in New Albany a while back and was getting bbjcim and there were no reviews or anything. She was hot too.