Massage Parlor Reports

[Automan]

Well I've read all the rants, and had to go for myself. , I found myself in a room and in comes Bebe, I said to myself damn, she's hot. Short little tight dress. , we start with a little conversation. She then takes me to a fast shower nothing to write home about. , then to dry, next back to the room, I lay face down, enjoy a decent massage, we chat the whole time and talk, great conversations about where she's from family etc. , then to the flip, she asks what I want I point, 140 all is good there. , she gives a decent BJ, till I say it's time, she climbs on top and rides for a few, and asks me if I want to beat the pussy up in Mish, I laugh and agree, we go for a good 15 minutes, eye contact and almost as if we are making love some light kissing.

Finally I bust and we lay and chat a little more then she gets to the clean up, only disappointment I had was hearing her say she's leaving soon, I'm not sure I've had such a great experience in a AMP, this one I had to remind myself I paid to be here it was that good, she's good enough at it you'll definitely fall in love and want to take her home. , anyways hope to see her again before she's gone. , I didn't get a chance to see anyone else however not sure I'd want to see anyone else while she's there. A dream I didn't want to wake from, as always be safe.

[BackToZero]

Any info on this one?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...irl-30073.html

Reverse image search reveals that pics are of a widely known TS OF model.

As Admiral Ackbar would say. It's a trap!

[RexChapman]

So I just got a text from Stone about the new girl Olivia. Not sure I like them doing that. Anyone else get it? Any other reviews besides the one?

As always appreciate the info!

I got similar text saying Olivia was arriving from New York. I use a text app that is encrypted and locked so I wasn't too upset but it is a bad practice on their part.

[LittleDickMan87]

So I just got a text from Stone about the new girl Olivia. Not sure I like them doing that. Anyone else get it? Any other reviews besides the one?

As always appreciate the info!

Me too. I wasn't with her but saw her yesterday on my way out. Gave me a hug and shook my hand and said to come back and see her. My mind is a fog today but she was attractive and nice body.

[LittleDickMan87]

After a lackluster Monday evening, Tuesday had some promise but couldn't get things set up with Brooke. She's ready when she's ready and not when she's not. Maybe. Someday.

So I went with Stone as a standby and called ahead to book Anna and was told "OK. You come in" so I get there and told them I called ahead for Anna and Mamasan said, "Sorry, she busy. We get you someone else -- Bebe or another girl. You like".

So she took me to a "holding room" where I spent about 10 minutes and then she shuttled me to an actual room. She told me in the other room not to take my clothes off, but didn't say anything about this room, so I went ahead and undressed and sat on the bed with a towel half around my waste.

In came Bebe.

She's very pretty and has a very good body. She was excited to see the money out on the table and laughed and said thank you and asked me what I wanted to do. Taking a cue from the forum, I said - "Everything. ".

I expected to be swept away in ecstasy and fulfillment. But no.

She took me for a table shower first and it was so-so. I about slipped off the table twice and busted my ass. She seemed concerned. No overly flirtation TS and no touching other than to soap on and soap off.

She dried me off and instead of going back to the room, she took me to the sauna. I sat there for less than 10 minutes. It was less than 70 degrees in there so that was a waste. I think she had something else to do and parked me there while she took care of it.

She took me back to the room and told me to lay down. I layed down back down and front up and she laughed and said, no. Other way.

I was disappointed and complied.

For 37 minutes (I watched the digital clock on the table) she rubbed my upper back, lower back, butt, upper legs and lower legs. And then back again and back again.

I don't stink. I'm not completely gross and ugly but I'm no Tom Selleck. I'm no Peter North but I don't have a vienna sausage, either.

So I don't know what the problem was.

So on the flip, she says, "WHY SO SAD? YOU LOOK SO SAD".

I told her, "well I didn't come here for a massage. You're pretty and sexy and I wanted to spend an hour with you and all we've done so far is take a shower, sat in a cold sauna and get a mediocre back rub".

I'm not sure what else I could have said but I think that made her mad because she finally took off her clothes, put a condom on me and sucked me for about 40 seconds or less, then got on top. She was not into it. Not sure what the deal was. No faking with her. Whether she was having a bad day or disappointed about going back home (she said she leaves next Tuesday) it wasn't the fantasy that I've been reading about here.

So, I picked her up and did it standing for a few minutes, then put her down on the table for mish and then doggie and then finished that was.

She started getting dressed and asked if I wanted water. We still had 10 minutes left and she saw me look at the clock and she asked if I wanted more massage.

I told her I wanted more of something for the whole hour.

On the way out, Mamasan asked if everything was OK and I let her know it was not great. I also let her know I've asked for Anna twice by appointment and never got to see her.

She did introduce me to Olivia who looks very nice, different than Bebe, but nice.

Olivia gave me a hug and shook hands and said for me to ask for her next time.

I also reminded Mamasan that I had lost the first coupon and last time I came they didn't have any to give and there was a big stack on the table yet she seemed like she didn't want to give me one.

I don't know if they thought I was the cops or what, but I don't know if I'll be back. The first two trips there were great -- of course they were my first times.

I guess I'm a prime example of YMMV -- I just don't know why.

[GoodOne6969]

Hell I need a shower after work and I sit at a desk all day. I swear I am a sweat machine and get disgusting. I look forward to the table shower to get clean and smell.

I can attest that I have had friends and family who don't shower regularly and I can't imagine what it would be like for the poor ladies to have to touch that rotten egg smelling dick.

As a side note to my fellow mongers who smoke, especially chain smoke, please don't smoke a pack of cigarettes right before laying down on the bed.

I can't tell you how many times I have laid down on the bed, put my nose and mouth in the hole and just smell pure cigarettes and bad breath. Makes me want to vomit.

I'm very clean, shower daily and if I think my ass might be dirty I go home and wash before I'll go to an AMP. I love getting it washed and teased by a sexy Asian woman, but I don't want any girl coming across something unknowingly left behind. And boys we all know this probably happens a little at least every time you take a dump. Just a suggestion, unless you're sure, stop by a gas station restroom and check yourself before proceeding to the spa. Or use the spa restroom when you arrive for a quick re-wipe to be sure. Anyways it should be a no brainer to be clean beforehand, but some people are dirty and don't care. That's all I have say about that.

[Spankering]

Any info on this one?

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...irl-30073.html

[MotoManHd]

So I just got a text from Stone about the new girl Olivia. Not sure I like them doing that. Anyone else get it? Any other reviews besides the one?

As always appreciate the info!

[MotoManHd]

Stone Spa, 4xx1 Poplar Level Rd Unit x Louisville, Kentucky 40xx9.

I am working near the airport. This spa is close by.

I was down here for a job in May and we're doing Phase II right now. Stopped by again. Was introduced to Olivia was told she was new. Wow, really nice. Unexpected for the area I was in.

Also saw the other gal, I was with before, Anna. Anna is really nice too, much smaller and rather skinny. Anna is younger and a very solid choice.

Olivia is older but still looks really good. An honest 5'4' or 5'5" ish. Nice MM D+ cups. That fit her body well. Not skinny tubular like most Asian gals. She has some very womanly curves. A true athletic build to her. (not code for fat). She looks like she was an athlete of some type. Face was just short of a what I would call a stunner, but she had a look that I really like, everyone has their preferences.

Service and performance was more of an all around solid and good time. No one thing stood out as exceptional but as you're walking to the car you're very happy and everything was really nice. Funny how sometimes I have had horrible sessions with certain gals but they can do 1 thing very well. Well with Sophia she was very good at everything and looked really nice, a total package.

I am used to tipping (HF included) around at least 200. I left 220, might be seeing her again before I leave. Both Anna and Oliva are solid choices but different enough with regards to body type, that you should find something you like.

Tried to pm you but box is full. Does Olivia do CBJ or bbj? Tuma? Thanks for your help!

[EasyLivin]

Hass anyone seen Lynn from Rub Rankings? https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...uru-30672.html.

I've searched the forums, nothing, one of the pictures comes back from another site but the other does not.

Number comes back as Jenny LMT from here: https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/jenny-es...uisville-87610.

Any help would be appreciated.

So many red flags.

[EasyLivin]

If I've had to take a dump any time in between my morning shower and my AMP visit, I won't go to a place that does not have a table shower.

Yeah that needs entered into the monger if rule book.

[Wuziman]

If I've had to take a dump any time in between my morning shower and my AMP visit, I won't go to a place that does not have a table shower.

Hell I need a shower after work and I sit at a desk all day. I swear I am a sweat machine and get disgusting. I look forward to the table shower to get clean and smell.

I can attest that I have had friends and family who don't shower regularly and I can't imagine what it would be like for the poor ladies to have to touch that rotten egg smelling dick.

As a side note to my fellow mongers who smoke, especially chain smoke, please don't smoke a pack of cigarettes right before laying down on the bed.

I can't tell you how many times I have laid down on the bed, put my nose and mouth in the hole and just smell pure cigarettes and bad breath. Makes me want to vomit.

[Wuziman]

I was in town for the weekend, and many thanks to all who provided recommendations. When I lived in Louisville I remembered this place from years back and decided to give it a shot. Walked in and told mamasan I wanted Blue or Anna, but both were busy. She offered Paula who was a Korean spinner about mid-20's, maybe a size 2. Walked to the room paid the house fee and then give the tip upfront and rubbed on her slowly, to let her know what I really wanted!! She moved me to the sauna for 10 minutes, then the shower. Wow, cleaned me up with lots of cleaning ass and finger-ass play, and then I started getting the "you're too big" speech. She tried to get me off in the shower with HE (almost worked, but I wanted some FS action). Moved to the room for a light massage with back walking. Started in the main event and after the condom gets on she's scared and concerned about my size (honestly, I don't think I'm big). We start in CG and she's barely taking it, I move her to lazy doggie and she just couldn't take it. She gets up pulls off the condom and starts with a slow, sensual HJ and I actually busted a decent nut (now I typically don't in AMP; thus why I asked for recommendations for FS AMPs in Louisville). Very pretty Korean chick and again I remember this place and I had a good experience as I left satisfied. As I'm walking out, she introduced me to "Pink" and stated to see her next time as a reference as I understood she liked men with bigger stats. Anyway, I'll be back in OCT and will revisit this place.

Keep this board going guys, great action in the Ville, treat these girls right, and be safe.

FF OUT!

Hey, thanks for the review. I believe it's likely you saw Pearla. Her accent and English are not as great so understanding names can be difficult. Unless she changed it to that. But she was there several months ago.

Great provider. Probably the best looking one I have seen since the new management.

[BackToZero]

My spidey sense tingles at this one.

When an ad has info like ".

Sucking & Licking, G. F. E,Kiss & Touch, Open-minded, Naked Massage Body to Body Call, Clean, Pure, Nice, playful".

It's an invitation for the police to get interested, but that doesn't matter if you're a fat dude in Nigeria in an internet caf using stolen pictures and a spoofed phone number of a legitimate provider from years ago.

Text her (him), and I bet that before you get to see her she will ask for her fee in the form of a gift card that she will ask you to take a picture of and send it to her (him).

I could be wrong but I wouldn't call this one.

Yeah these pics are an OF/IG model with pics all over the internet.

[SeatOnCrane]

I got to know Joy at Suns a while back and she said half the men that come in there do not wash their ass. She said there is no bigger turn off than trying to be sexy and smelling poop or seeing it smeared on the sheets. That's why most want to do a table shower first.

If I've had to take a dump any time in between my morning shower and my AMP visit, I won't go to a place that does not have a table shower.