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08-17-23 08:16 #14069
Posts: 72Visitor recommendations?
Hello All,
I'm making the drive today from ohio. I've done my research and I've narrowed my visit down to sun's, stone, or spa61. Probably hitting suns as that's closest. I'd like to thank everyone here that has shared info and ask for any tips. I've never been to an AMP in lex, but I love the dc greenbelt scene. Also any good places to get lunch that an out of towner should hit?
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08-17-23 08:13 #14068
Posts: 159Same
Originally Posted by MotoManHd [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 20:22 #14067
Posts: 95Originally Posted by EasyLivin [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 19:47 #14066
Posts: 164Stone
Well I've read all the rants, and had to go for myself. , I found myself in a room and in comes Bebe, I said to myself damn, she's hot. Short little tight dress. , we start with a little conversation. She then takes me to a fast shower nothing to write home about. , then to dry, next back to the room, I lay face down, enjoy a decent massage, we chat the whole time and talk, great conversations about where she's from family etc. , then to the flip, she asks what I want I point, 140 all is good there. , she gives a decent BJ, till I say it's time, she climbs on top and rides for a few, and asks me if I want to beat the pussy up in Mish, I laugh and agree, we go for a good 15 minutes, eye contact and almost as if we are making love some light kissing.
Finally I bust and we lay and chat a little more then she gets to the clean up, only disappointment I had was hearing her say she's leaving soon, I'm not sure I've had such a great experience in a AMP, this one I had to remind myself I paid to be here it was that good, she's good enough at it you'll definitely fall in love and want to take her home. , anyways hope to see her again before she's gone. , I didn't get a chance to see anyone else however not sure I'd want to see anyone else while she's there. A dream I didn't want to wake from, as always be safe.
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08-16-23 18:51 #14065
Posts: 36Fake
Originally Posted by Spankering [View Original Post]
As Admiral Ackbar would say. It's a trap!
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08-16-23 17:25 #14064
Posts: 217Yes
Originally Posted by MotoManHd [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 16:24 #14063
Posts: 366Originally Posted by MotoManHd [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 14:19 #14062
Posts: 366Lackluster Week. Continued
After a lackluster Monday evening, Tuesday had some promise but couldn't get things set up with Brooke. She's ready when she's ready and not when she's not. Maybe. Someday.
So I went with Stone as a standby and called ahead to book Anna and was told "OK. You come in" so I get there and told them I called ahead for Anna and Mamasan said, "Sorry, she busy. We get you someone else -- Bebe or another girl. You like".
So she took me to a "holding room" where I spent about 10 minutes and then she shuttled me to an actual room. She told me in the other room not to take my clothes off, but didn't say anything about this room, so I went ahead and undressed and sat on the bed with a towel half around my waste.
In came Bebe.
She's very pretty and has a very good body. She was excited to see the money out on the table and laughed and said thank you and asked me what I wanted to do. Taking a cue from the forum, I said - "Everything. ".
I expected to be swept away in ecstasy and fulfillment. But no.
She took me for a table shower first and it was so-so. I about slipped off the table twice and busted my ass. She seemed concerned. No overly flirtation TS and no touching other than to soap on and soap off.
She dried me off and instead of going back to the room, she took me to the sauna. I sat there for less than 10 minutes. It was less than 70 degrees in there so that was a waste. I think she had something else to do and parked me there while she took care of it.
She took me back to the room and told me to lay down. I layed down back down and front up and she laughed and said, no. Other way.
I was disappointed and complied.
For 37 minutes (I watched the digital clock on the table) she rubbed my upper back, lower back, butt, upper legs and lower legs. And then back again and back again.
I don't stink. I'm not completely gross and ugly but I'm no Tom Selleck. I'm no Peter North but I don't have a vienna sausage, either.
So I don't know what the problem was.
So on the flip, she says, "WHY SO SAD? YOU LOOK SO SAD".
I told her, "well I didn't come here for a massage. You're pretty and sexy and I wanted to spend an hour with you and all we've done so far is take a shower, sat in a cold sauna and get a mediocre back rub".
I'm not sure what else I could have said but I think that made her mad because she finally took off her clothes, put a condom on me and sucked me for about 40 seconds or less, then got on top. She was not into it. Not sure what the deal was. No faking with her. Whether she was having a bad day or disappointed about going back home (she said she leaves next Tuesday) it wasn't the fantasy that I've been reading about here.
So, I picked her up and did it standing for a few minutes, then put her down on the table for mish and then doggie and then finished that was.
She started getting dressed and asked if I wanted water. We still had 10 minutes left and she saw me look at the clock and she asked if I wanted more massage.
I told her I wanted more of something for the whole hour.
On the way out, Mamasan asked if everything was OK and I let her know it was not great. I also let her know I've asked for Anna twice by appointment and never got to see her.
She did introduce me to Olivia who looks very nice, different than Bebe, but nice.
Olivia gave me a hug and shook hands and said for me to ask for her next time.
I also reminded Mamasan that I had lost the first coupon and last time I came they didn't have any to give and there was a big stack on the table yet she seemed like she didn't want to give me one.
I don't know if they thought I was the cops or what, but I don't know if I'll be back. The first two trips there were great -- of course they were my first times.
I guess I'm a prime example of YMMV -- I just don't know why.
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08-16-23 12:35 #14061
Posts: 425Hygiene
Originally Posted by Wuziman [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 12:06 #14060
Posts: 9Info
Any info on this one?
https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...irl-30073.html
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08-16-23 11:26 #14059
Posts: 37Stone text
So I just got a text from Stone about the new girl Olivia. Not sure I like them doing that. Anyone else get it? Any other reviews besides the one?
As always appreciate the info!
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08-16-23 11:25 #14058
Posts: 37Olivia
Originally Posted by PhillyDwag [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 09:22 #14057
Posts: 378Originally Posted by DonFile [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 09:19 #14056
Posts: 378Originally Posted by SeatOnCrane [View Original Post]
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08-16-23 08:22 #14055
Posts: 56Originally Posted by SeatOnCrane [View Original Post]
I can attest that I have had friends and family who don't shower regularly and I can't imagine what it would be like for the poor ladies to have to touch that rotten egg smelling dick.
As a side note to my fellow mongers who smoke, especially chain smoke, please don't smoke a pack of cigarettes right before laying down on the bed.
I can't tell you how many times I have laid down on the bed, put my nose and mouth in the hole and just smell pure cigarettes and bad breath. Makes me want to vomit.