Massage Parlor Reports

**Dickens Cider** · 10-20-19 13:41

Jjbee62 - you brought me a chuckle. This might encourage me to wear a glove when I take a piss. On a brighter note, when CBE first started at carla's place, she also wore glove and later became on of the best in town. Maybe kiki? DnC.

**Two Nutts** · 10-20-19 11:11

Originally Posted by Jjbee62 [View Original Post]

Is it Kiko or Kiki? She told me, but now I can't remember which is right. You'll know her by her slim figure and by her overuse of makeup. That's who I ended up with yesterday.

On the plus side, she gives a good massage. Not professional quality, but better than average. She is cute, under all the makeup and she's got a nice body, although her breasts are a bit on the saggy side. She speaks moderate English and can be a bit talkative.

On the negative side, you're not getting any action beyond the hand. Nothing, nada, zip. You can get her to show you the goods, but it's not going to be cheap, or worth it. She'll require you to use hand sanitizer before any UTC roaming up top. If you're wanting any UTC roaming down below, you'll first need to put on a latex glove. Yes. I said latex glove. Seriously. A latex glove.

If you're happy with only a standard finish and only OTC roaming, I think you'll be fine with her. If you're wanting anything more, you're with the wrong girl.

I literally was laughing my ass off reading that. Seriously, Judy and I wondered why she used so many gloves. Now we know LOL LOL we thought she was giving he wearing them. Thanks for the pm brother. You still owe me a beer LOL I'm still imagining you putting on the gloves lmfao.

**Jjbee62** · 10-20-19 09:22

Is it Kiko or Kiki? She told me, but now I can't remember which is right. You'll know her by her slim figure and by her overuse of makeup. That's who I ended up with yesterday.

On the plus side, she gives a good massage. Not professional quality, but better than average. She is cute, under all the makeup and she's got a nice body, although her breasts are a bit on the saggy side. She speaks moderate English and can be a bit talkative.

On the negative side, you're not getting any action beyond the hand. Nothing, nada, zip. You can get her to show you the goods, but it's not going to be cheap, or worth it. She'll require you to use hand sanitizer before any UTC roaming up top. If you're wanting any UTC roaming down below, you'll first need to put on a latex glove. Yes. I said latex glove. Seriously. A latex glove.

If you're happy with only a standard finish and only OTC roaming, I think you'll be fine with her. If you're wanting anything more, you're with the wrong girl.

**Two Nutts** · 10-18-19 12:34

Originally Posted by AgainLLook [View Original Post]

I remember a few years back someone giving a definition of Chinese versus Korean massage places. Does anyone remember reading that. Maybe two nutts has the answer. Thanks.

LOL, just kidding. I find the Korean AMPs are more apt to offer FS than the Chinese do. I also think they are a bit dirtier, that's just my. 02.

**Kreamer** · 10-18-19 11:55

Originally Posted by AgainLLook [View Original Post]

I remember a few years back someone giving a definition of Chinese versus Korean massage places. Does anyone remember reading that. Maybe two nutts has the answer. Thanks.

I stumbled across this and had to look it up. I found it on post 5280. Seem to be pretty accurate.

**Herum2** · 10-18-19 11:17

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

Toftt kiki average build small tops, attitude 4, looks 5, no FS birthday attire hand shake wanted $ left won't repeat.

**Two Nutts** · 10-17-19 22:11

Originally Posted by Jjbee62 [View Original Post]

You're killing me man. I get all revved up to check out the other new girl and before I can, she's gone. Another one comes along and I'm planning on a trip to check her out this weekend and now she's not worth the drive.

Thanks to my updated post, you owe me a beer. Actually, she is so bad she will be leaving Tuesday and Judy will be working until she finds a replacement

**Jjbee62** · 10-17-19 18:30

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

You're killing me man. I get all revved up to check out the other new girl and before I can, she's gone. Another one comes along and I'm planning on a trip to check her out this weekend and now she's not worth the drive.

**Two Nutts** · 10-17-19 18:13

Originally Posted by TwoNutts [View Original Post]

Her name is Kiki. Why can't they come up with something original. She's cute great body, actually really great body. Probably 30 or 32 looks maybe 28. Not sure how she is behind the door but I think a lot better looking then what's been available there the last few months.

New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

**WildmanBill** · 10-17-19 13:20

Originally Posted by OlHenry [View Original Post]

Thank you, Mike, for the info.

Does anyone know what happened to the Escort Reports for Louisville?

Its back, but all the posts are gone. I was wondering what was going on as well.

**MikeMike56** · 10-17-19 00:20

Originally Posted by SteenkyNutz502 [View Original Post]

Is she still standard or has she added to the menu being at the new place?

I'm not sure. I've only asked for standard finish. I'm sure if the price is right.

**Freedom 7551** · 10-16-19 22:14

Originally Posted by Martin3124 [View Original Post]

Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164

Be glad she ghosted. She overchargers not into session way to many rules bad attitude I walked out during session when she was at 6 mile.

**Tony8392** · 10-16-19 20:28

Originally Posted by Martin3124 [View Original Post]

Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164

She is one of the girls who have p!ace off six mile lane. Very high price.

**Tony8392** · 10-16-19 20:23

Originally Posted by Martin3124 [View Original Post]

Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164

She is one of the high price girls that have place off six mile lane.

**Martin3124** · 10-16-19 20:15

As I got stiffed with the snowbunny elsewhere on this thread, I went to Sun's spa as I had never been. Big place inside! Anyway, the Korean version of Carol Burnett's TV mom met me at the door and I thought, oh hell, but she led me to a room and told me a young girl would be my masseuse. Sure enough, Taco saunters in. And I'm sure she is well known to those who come here often, but I haven't so she was a pretty decent looking 6/7 on the monger scale. She asked if I wanted a table shower, and as I had never had one of those either, I say sure. Hmmm, I guess I will have to have another to see if this was good or not, but in general not my thing.

So the massage was mediocre and the flip was early. Everything was on the menu, and I took advantage. Jeezus, she's bellows like a calf who's lost its momma during sex. I needed earplugs. I would like to think she was wailing because I was good at the trade, but I know better, and I expect she forgot to lube the condom or herself properly. Anyway, I'm out $1. 5 total and figure I won't go back.

There are more better women out there who will provide more and ask for less. Our job is to find them and share!