Massage Parlor Reports

[Zomby]

Word to the wise, don't waste your time. This girl looks nothing like her photos, if she did I might be inclined to visit. She has to be on something for the way she looks now.

After riding past her place I said NO FKN way, not a safe location period. Thank me later!

Got a link? There's more than one Victoria in town, and it's not intuitively obvious to the most casual observer exactly which you mean.

[Gonzo214]

Word to the wise, don't waste your time. This girl looks nothing like her photos, if she did I might be inclined to visit. She has to be on something for the way she looks now.

After riding past her place I said NO FKN way, not a safe location period. Thank me later!

[Jjbee62]

I literally was laughing my ass off reading that. Seriously, Judy and I wondered why she used so many gloves. Now we know LOL LOL we thought she was giving he wearing them. Thanks for the pm brother. You still owe me a beer LOL I'm still imagining you putting on the gloves lmfao.

If I knew how to moonwalk I could have been Michael Jackson with the one glove. Now there's a visual.

[Dickens Cider]

Jjbee62 - you brought me a chuckle. This might encourage me to wear a glove when I take a piss. On a brighter note, when CBE first started at carla's place, she also wore glove and later became on of the best in town. Maybe kiki? DnC.

[Two Nutts]

Is it Kiko or Kiki? She told me, but now I can't remember which is right. You'll know her by her slim figure and by her overuse of makeup. That's who I ended up with yesterday.

On the plus side, she gives a good massage. Not professional quality, but better than average. She is cute, under all the makeup and she's got a nice body, although her breasts are a bit on the saggy side. She speaks moderate English and can be a bit talkative.

On the negative side, you're not getting any action beyond the hand. Nothing, nada, zip. You can get her to show you the goods, but it's not going to be cheap, or worth it. She'll require you to use hand sanitizer before any UTC roaming up top. If you're wanting any UTC roaming down below, you'll first need to put on a latex glove. Yes. I said latex glove. Seriously. A latex glove.

If you're happy with only a standard finish and only OTC roaming, I think you'll be fine with her. If you're wanting anything more, you're with the wrong girl.

I literally was laughing my ass off reading that. Seriously, Judy and I wondered why she used so many gloves. Now we know LOL LOL we thought she was giving he wearing them. Thanks for the pm brother. You still owe me a beer LOL I'm still imagining you putting on the gloves lmfao.

[Jjbee62]

Is it Kiko or Kiki? She told me, but now I can't remember which is right. You'll know her by her slim figure and by her overuse of makeup. That's who I ended up with yesterday.

On the plus side, she gives a good massage. Not professional quality, but better than average. She is cute, under all the makeup and she's got a nice body, although her breasts are a bit on the saggy side. She speaks moderate English and can be a bit talkative.

On the negative side, you're not getting any action beyond the hand. Nothing, nada, zip. You can get her to show you the goods, but it's not going to be cheap, or worth it. She'll require you to use hand sanitizer before any UTC roaming up top. If you're wanting any UTC roaming down below, you'll first need to put on a latex glove. Yes. I said latex glove. Seriously. A latex glove.

If you're happy with only a standard finish and only OTC roaming, I think you'll be fine with her. If you're wanting anything more, you're with the wrong girl.

[Two Nutts]

I remember a few years back someone giving a definition of Chinese versus Korean massage places. Does anyone remember reading that. Maybe two nutts has the answer. Thanks.

LOL, just kidding. I find the Korean AMPs are more apt to offer FS than the Chinese do. I also think they are a bit dirtier, that's just my. 02.

[Kreamer]

I remember a few years back someone giving a definition of Chinese versus Korean massage places. Does anyone remember reading that. Maybe two nutts has the answer. Thanks.

I stumbled across this and had to look it up. I found it on post 5280. Seem to be pretty accurate.

[Herum2]

New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

Toftt kiki average build small tops, attitude 4, looks 5, no FS birthday attire hand shake wanted $ left won't repeat.

[Two Nutts]

You're killing me man. I get all revved up to check out the other new girl and before I can, she's gone. Another one comes along and I'm planning on a trip to check her out this weekend and now she's not worth the drive.

Thanks to my updated post, you owe me a beer. Actually, she is so bad she will be leaving Tuesday and Judy will be working until she finds a replacement

[Jjbee62]

New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

You're killing me man. I get all revved up to check out the other new girl and before I can, she's gone. Another one comes along and I'm planning on a trip to check her out this weekend and now she's not worth the drive.

[Two Nutts]

Her name is Kiki. Why can't they come up with something original. She's cute great body, actually really great body. Probably 30 or 32 looks maybe 28. Not sure how she is behind the door but I think a lot better looking then what's been available there the last few months.

New girl behind the door not so great. Just a heads up.

[WildmanBill]

Thank you, Mike, for the info.

Does anyone know what happened to the Escort Reports for Louisville?

Its back, but all the posts are gone. I was wondering what was going on as well.

[MikeMike56]

Is she still standard or has she added to the menu being at the new place?

I'm not sure. I've only asked for standard finish. I'm sure if the price is right.

[Freedom 7551]

Tried to hook up with the blonde snowbunny below. She responded fairly quickly, and we set a time for later in the day. She gave me close in directions (Cross Streets) and told me that when the time came she would provide the actual address. Time came, she was absent to text and call.

Anyone else have luck with this one?

https://louisville.rubratings.com/153164

Be glad she ghosted. She overchargers not into session way to many rules bad attitude I walked out during session when she was at 6 mile.