Massage Parlor Reports

[Vixen Toy]

Long time lurker, first time poster. Does anyone know why Kiwi Spa closed? I went a few times and it was my first experience with AMPs. Not the prettiest providers but the prices were always cheap and a hand is a hand.

The sign is still up but not sure what happened, anyone know?

[The Mac]

Looking for info on Mace in Nancy. Anyone?

Hey guys, I've been around reading for quite a while here, but haven't posted much. Figured I'd throw a couple out of town reviews in.

[Akarikanna]

Let me tell you what I like about Sky. But understand you are primarily getting a massage with HE. If you are okay with that then Sky is good. I find the place clean. The girls always give my full hour. If the finish comes early, they will massage me until my hour is up. There have been a couple of girls who were really friendly and actually seemed like they enjoyed our session. Lisa comes to mind. You might be able to get UTC, but this is primarily massage with HE. If you want full service with hot chicks, Louisville is your play. I hope this helps.

[Akarikanna]

Key has been awful lately with their upselling. I don't fall for it. Before the session started she said I could finger her. She later told me I could finger her for an extra $100. I told her don't worry about it. I was only out $60 for a soso massage.

For almost the same money, you can go to Sun's in Louisville and get full service with a table shower to boot and the girls are beautiful.

[Bjustice]

Went by key today got cece. Have about a 12 min massage with nice teasing. She didn't speak very good English and used that to her advantage I felt. We agreed on 180 for cloths off and for everything I understood. But when we got down to it only HJ some Russian with only top off. I Ask for at least CBJ she wanted another 100. No way I was already in too deep I have never gave that much for that little service. Pretty girl but not worth it.

Key has been awful lately with their upselling. I don't fall for it. Before the session started she said I could finger her. She later told me I could finger her for an extra $100. I told her don't worry about it. I was only out $60 for a soso massage.

[Nitro Joe]

Went by key today got cece. Have about a 12 min massage with nice teasing. She didn't speak very good English and used that to her advantage I felt. We agreed on 180 for cloths off and for everything I understood. But when we got down to it only HJ some Russian with only top off. I Ask for at least CBJ she wanted another 100. No way I was already in too deep I have never gave that much for that little service. Pretty girl but not worth it.

[HornyKyGuy]

Thanks. Honestly, $60 house + $100 for full service is damn good and that's what it should be.

That's kinda hilarious that she wasn't down for a BJ but full service was no problem.

Give you a quickie to get you to STFU but no BJ. LOL.

[BawdyBeau]

Not $10. Not sure why it dropped the other 0. It was $100 for full service plus $60 for the house.

On the flip she asked if "this okay?" I pointed to my mouth and she said no. So I did the universal sex sign of a go get going into a hole. She laughed and said $150. I said $100 and she asked for the cash.

Thanks. Honestly, $60 house + $100 for full service is damn good and that's what it should be.

That's kinda hilarious that she wasn't down for a BJ but full service was no problem.

[CantKnowNow]

Standard house fee was $60 for the hour I assume?

$10 for full service?

Just out of curiosity, how did you communicate that you wanted full service?

Not $10. Not sure why it dropped the other 0. It was $100 for full service plus $60 for the house.

On the flip she asked if "this okay?" I pointed to my mouth and she said no. So I did the universal sex sign of a go get going into a hole. She laughed and said $150. I said $100 and she asked for the cash.

[BawdyBeau]

Review from a little while ago.

Provider is older. Probably mid 40's. Nice tits. Standard house fee. Asked for full service and she continued with the HJ. Obviously it wasn't getting the job done so she said 15. Talked her down to 10. Cover went on and she took it well. Been planning on repeating for a while now.

Standard house fee was $60 for the hour I assume?

$10 for full service?

Just out of curiosity, how did you communicate that you wanted full service?

[CantKnowNow]

Review from a little while ago.

Provider is older. Probably mid 40's. Nice tits. Standard house fee. Asked for full service and she continued with the HJ. Obviously it wasn't getting the job done so she said 15. Talked her down to 10. Cover went on and she took it well. Been planning on repeating for a while now.

[BawdyBeau]

Standard hour rate. The massage itself was actually fantastic (9/10) and thorough, with some teasing and lots of the 'thighs on either side of your head, brushing her pussy on your head while massaging your back' action which was great. Was interrupted a couple times from walk-ins but it wasn't too bad. Sadly the flip was a little uninspired (5/10), with only standard finish (aka jackhammer) available and some roaming OTC bottom and UTC top only. Left 40 on the table and out the door for a bill total. Overall, I will repeat for the massage alone but may skip the extras since clothed handies just really don't do a lot for me anymore. YMMV.

This is a fantastic review. It nails all the important points and is clearly the review of an experienced pro. THANK YOU!

Also, the $40 tip for HJ is so nice to see. We got to hold the line brothers. An even $100 total for massage + HJ is the way.

Finally: I am getting so fed up of the Axis of Sadness:

1) Jackhammer HJ - Absolutely no technique, no sensuality, no build, no teasing, no ball massage, just my dick getting yanked off. I am honestly having trouble even cumming from this nowadays. It isn't even worth it.

2) No extras on the menu. - I just want to know the $80 BJ and $100/120 ish full service is available when I really want that. I'd still usually just take a nice, quality HJ to keep the whole thing right at 100, but not even having it available when I want it sucks.

3) Fully clothed. - What the hell is this? I know I keep ranting about this, but as recently as a year ago the ladies would instantly pop their titties out without even asking. That gave us something nice to look at and squeeze. This is BASIC.

[SpaceShipEarth]

Dreamed I visited Relax Foot Spa again and drew a younger masseuse than last time, probably 30's. It was later in the evening and she was the only one working, and while she didn't have the best English, she had a very pleasant attitude. She was short and a little thicker, and had on yoga pants that showed off a nicer ass than normal for asian women.

Standard hour rate. The massage itself was actually fantastic (9/10) and thorough, with some teasing and lots of the 'thighs on either side of your head, brushing her pussy on your head while massaging your back' action which was great. Was interrupted a couple times from walk-ins but it wasn't too bad. Sadly the flip was a little uninspired (5/10), with only standard finish (aka jackhammer) available and some roaming OTC bottom and UTC top only. Left 40 on the table and out the door for a bill total. Overall, I will repeat for the massage alone but may skip the extras since clothed handies just really don't do a lot for me anymore. YMMV.

[BawdyBeau]

CrackedPelican, you don't sound like a newbie (you knew to touch her early to make sure she knew what was up), but there were some newbie mistakes that I hope you don't mind me helping you with.

She asked "how much" so I countered with pointing to her mouth. "Boss not allow" was her response.

She lied. That along with her outrageous price gouging really irritates me on your behalf.

This is where coming here first to learn about the different places is key. The Mamasan of Lotus gives no fucks how far the women go. Including full service (sex). She doesn't even dictate whether they use protection or not. That's all between you and the girls.

So if someone says that, you can just say "I talked to the boss and she said its fine. ".

Now if the girl doesn't want to, that's that. You probably aren't going to talk her into it. But don't let her get away with lying to you.

It seems like we get some serious newbie girls here, fresh out of training in NYC. So unfortunately, a lot of them think they are going to get huge tips just for a handjob and haven't realized if you want to make the good money, you got to open your mouth and your legs.

I asked "shirt off" and she agreed. Maybe I should've started lower but said 80? She frowned so I raised to 100.

My god man. $100 for a hand job? That's full service / sex prices.

First of all: top off is not a value add. That's as much for her benefit as yours. She's already jacking your cock, taking her top off is meaningless and seeing tits just makes you cum faster and her job is easier.

Second, here are standard prices that should be held firm on:

Hand job: $40.

Bloiwjob: $80.

Full service / sex: $100+.

Never, ever go higher than 140, or else you're now cracking $200 total and you could get hotter escorts who also do massage, and get far better service from someone you can actually communicate with.

seeing clock was at about 45 minutes, assumed it was over. I was wrong.

She proceeded to massage my scalp, neck, shoulders and chest while face up. It was a great feeling post-ending.

You should ALWAYS get at least your full hour and there should always be some after-care massage post-nut.

Price might be on the higher side

You absolutely, massively overpaid. This sucks for you, but it also sucks for everyone because now she's going to think she can get $100 for a handjob which is insane.

Also, if you ever want to get a blowjob at the AMP, you better go back to $40 for the handjob or she has absolutely no motivation to ever suck your cock.

I guarantee you if you'd held firm at $40 you would have received every single thing you got. She knows she has to jack your dick or she isn't getting a tip at all.

In fact, I can tell you for a fact the mamasan does *NOT* approve of the girls even negotiating tip for the basics because she knows it (no pun intended) rubs people the wrong way.

As soon as she didn't want to give you a blodjob, you want to just say "standard is ok" and just lie down and wait for the handjob to start. If she wants to discuss tip for a handjob, just say "tip is at the end" and stop negotiating.

She isn't going to leave. She isn't going to not give you a handjob. Mamasan will RAGE if she tried to get away with that.

[CrackedPelican]

I stopped by Lotus yesterday for the first time. Called around 3 pm and asked who was working. Of the three names mentioned, Yuyu stood out. I said I would stop by and was there 10 minutes later. Walked in and a petite, adorable MT hopped of the couch. I said I had called and she gave me a nice hug. Led me to room and I opted for an hr since she was so cute. $60. Disrobed and sat on the edge of the table with the sheet across my lap. When she returned she pinched my nipples so I lightly pinched one back to signal I was game. She gave me another hug and then had my lie face down.

Sheet was draped over my back. MT began by walking on my back for several minutes. The massage was fantastic. Lots of professional techniques were applied for a long time. Sheet was removed and she applied oil. She was wearing black pants but I still did some light caressing of her legs. When I rubbed her butt she held my hand. Wasn't sure if that was a signal to stop, so I did stop so as not to disrupt the massage. Sheet was removed and oil was applied, starting with back and arms, then eventually legs. I was very relaxed when teasing finally began. Lifted my hips and she continued teasing / stroking for a few minutes then had me flip. I think the door was open a bit but she closed it at this point.

She asked "how much" so I countered with pointing to her mouth. "Boss not allow" was her response. I asked "shirt off" and she agreed. Maybe I should've started lower but said 80? She frowned so I raised to 100. That was the right number. Beautiful b-cups that responded nicely to squeezing, light pinches, and sucking. Her HJ technique was great. Started slow and gradually increased pace. She was positioned next to me so I could access her chest with hands and mouth. Squeezed her butt but did not attempt any other OTC. Finish was spectacular and she had her head laying on my stomach. Clean up and, seeing clock was at about 45 minutes, assumed it was over. I was wrong.

She proceeded to massage my scalp, neck, shoulders and chest while face up. It was a great feeling post-ending. She then had me sit up and did some stretching techniques on my arms and back. Completed the full hour and when I asked for her name she said Yuyu. Dressed, got my water bottle, and left thinking about when I could possibly visit again. Absolutely will repeat. Price might be on the higher side but the massage alone was worth the price of admission let alone the overall experience. She is a pro and absolutely adorable.