Strip Club Reports

[JohnnyTheWad]

If you're interested in a good club, my first recommendation to you is take a road trip to Dallas as I've been extremely underwhelmed by Wichita's clubs. Realizing that's likely impractical though, here's my experiences. As with anything, YMMV:

I'll start with Michelle's since it's my overall recommendation if you're taking a group: The location is pretty far out of the way if you live up north, but the area is safe and there's plenty of parking. The interior is clean and unlike most strip clubs it doesn't smell or feel dingy / nasty. Last time I was there was late on a Monday night. The place was surprisingly busy and had about 7-8 dancers, all of whom were attractive. Two of them were solid 8. 5's, three or four of them were 7-8's, and the rest were no worse than a 6/10. Stage dances were good, but if you're interested in a good lap dance (or extras) you're not going to find it here. Standard table dances are like $25 with 0 privacy and fairly minimal contact. I seem to remember VIP seats were $35, but don't quote me on that. They're against the side wall but are essentially still visible to the entire club. They do have see through curtains, but the dancer told me that no touching / dancing is allowed with the curtains drawn. There is a "Champagne room", but at $350 per 30 minutes you'll want to make sure you talk with the dancer up front about their rules. Otherwise you may end up spending a boatload of cash for nothing more than your "2 free drinks, 2 free dances" and a severely overpriced conversation. Based on my experiences, I'd say Michelle's has the cleanest club and the best looking girls in the ICT area, but by far the most lackluster private dances. Probably great for a group night out though.

Pleasures: I've not been since 2016 so take my info with a grain of salt as it's likely dated. The location is fine, albeit out of the way if you don't live on the South or West side of town. I never had any concerns about personal safety or my vehicle being broken into in the parking lot, so it has that going for it. The interior was dingy and looked, smelled, and felt like it hadn't been updated since the 90's; but you're not there for the decor. One plus was that the "VIP" dance area was at least pushed against the side wall, somewhat obscured, and provided *some* level of privacy (though not much). On my last visit though management was walking the aisles and inspecting the VIP dances. A dancer and I were actually scolded for getting "too frisky" which was completely silly. All hands remained outside of clothing. Doesn't matter though. Management doesn't want to see any "rubbing" (which IMO is what makes for a good, realistic lap dance). Almost every time I've been the girls were subpar looking (a lot of 4's to 5's, an occasional 6 or 7) and circled customers like sharks as they walked in. There was one unicorn 8/10 who I got a dance with, but found out she was only in town short term from Dallas. I was also dismayed to find that she had a severe case of GPS and tried charging more for dances than the house rate. The best local gal I've had a dance from there was a solid 5. 5/10, early to mid-40's, and had obvious baby damage (though she did have great breasts so I figured "why not?) She actually offered take out, but again severe GPS. And yes I realize with strippers you need to multiply provider rates by a factor of 2-3 when considering take out. I accept that rate hike if they're an 8. 5 or higher; but definitely not for the talent pool I've observed at Pleasures. Haven't been back since. I'll likely give them another shot some day, but I'm in no hurry unless someone chimes in and says things have changed dramatically.

Angel's Bikini Bar in Mulvane: Despite it being so far out of my way I tried giving this place a fair shake. The first time I went was about 30-45 min after they opened (I had the afternoon off, was in the neighborhood, and figured why not check it out? The manager said the girls were running late, served me a diet coke, stepped outside to call the girl who was supposed to be there, came back inside, & informed me it would be another 30-45 minutes before any dancers arrived. I left. The second time I tried them out it was closer to 4 or 5 pm (still very early, but it's difficult to fit "hobby" time into my schedule.) Same story. No girls. I left and will not return.

Vixen's: My first time trying this place out was last night about 10 or 11 pm. Again, I realize that Monday night isn't ideal, but it's what fit for my hobby schedule. My initial impression was that the neighborhood wasn't very good, which was confirmed by the pat-down I received walking in (never been frisked by a bouncer in a strip club before.). Same story as Angel's - 0 girls working. I had one beer and figured I'd chat with the bartender for a minute while waiting to see if a dancer would show up, but she was more interested in texting on her phone than trying to get tips. Drank my beer and left, will not return.

Never been to Baby Dolls. I'll probably give them a fair shake before I completely give up on the SC scene in ICT, but I'm not optimistic.

Thanks for the reports bro. I would give Vixens another shot. Later at night is better. I have found it to be quite enjoyable and others have to. YMMV but I have never been disappointed.

[ICTHobbyGuy]

I have some friends coming to Wichita. I need opinions on where to take them. Pleasures, Vixens, Baby Dolls, Michelle's in Derby. Any thoughts or any others? Thanks. Can you smoke at any of them?

If you're interested in a good club, my first recommendation to you is take a road trip to Dallas as I've been extremely underwhelmed by Wichita's clubs. Realizing that's likely impractical though, here's my experiences. As with anything, YMMV:

I'll start with Michelle's since it's my overall recommendation if you're taking a group: The location is pretty far out of the way if you live up north, but the area is safe and there's plenty of parking. The interior is clean and unlike most strip clubs it doesn't smell or feel dingy / nasty. Last time I was there was late on a Monday night. The place was surprisingly busy and had about 7-8 dancers, all of whom were attractive. Two of them were solid 8. 5's, three or four of them were 7-8's, and the rest were no worse than a 6/10. Stage dances were good, but if you're interested in a good lap dance (or extras) you're not going to find it here. Standard table dances are like $25 with 0 privacy and fairly minimal contact. I seem to remember VIP seats were $35, but don't quote me on that. They're against the side wall but are essentially still visible to the entire club. They do have see through curtains, but the dancer told me that no touching / dancing is allowed with the curtains drawn. There is a "Champagne room", but at $350 per 30 minutes you'll want to make sure you talk with the dancer up front about their rules. Otherwise you may end up spending a boatload of cash for nothing more than your "2 free drinks, 2 free dances" and a severely overpriced conversation. Based on my experiences, I'd say Michelle's has the cleanest club and the best looking girls in the ICT area, but by far the most lackluster private dances. Probably great for a group night out though.

Pleasures: I've not been since 2016 so take my info with a grain of salt as it's likely dated. The location is fine, albeit out of the way if you don't live on the South or West side of town. I never had any concerns about personal safety or my vehicle being broken into in the parking lot, so it has that going for it. The interior was dingy and looked, smelled, and felt like it hadn't been updated since the 90's; but you're not there for the decor. One plus was that the "VIP" dance area was at least pushed against the side wall, somewhat obscured, and provided *some* level of privacy (though not much). On my last visit though management was walking the aisles and inspecting the VIP dances. A dancer and I were actually scolded for getting "too frisky" which was completely silly. All hands remained outside of clothing. Doesn't matter though. Management doesn't want to see any "rubbing" (which IMO is what makes for a good, realistic lap dance). Almost every time I've been the girls were subpar looking (a lot of 4's to 5's, an occasional 6 or 7) and circled customers like sharks as they walked in. There was one unicorn 8/10 who I got a dance with, but found out she was only in town short term from Dallas. I was also dismayed to find that she had a severe case of GPS and tried charging more for dances than the house rate. The best local gal I've had a dance from there was a solid 5. 5/10, early to mid-40's, and had obvious baby damage (though she did have great breasts so I figured "why not?) She actually offered take out, but again severe GPS. And yes I realize with strippers you need to multiply provider rates by a factor of 2-3 when considering take out. I accept that rate hike if they're an 8. 5 or higher; but definitely not for the talent pool I've observed at Pleasures. Haven't been back since. I'll likely give them another shot some day, but I'm in no hurry unless someone chimes in and says things have changed dramatically.

Angel's Bikini Bar in Mulvane: Despite it being so far out of my way I tried giving this place a fair shake. The first time I went was about 30-45 min after they opened (I had the afternoon off, was in the neighborhood, and figured why not check it out? The manager said the girls were running late, served me a diet coke, stepped outside to call the girl who was supposed to be there, came back inside, & informed me it would be another 30-45 minutes before any dancers arrived. I left. The second time I tried them out it was closer to 4 or 5 pm (still very early, but it's difficult to fit "hobby" time into my schedule.) Same story. No girls. I left and will not return.

Vixen's: My first time trying this place out was last night about 10 or 11 pm. Again, I realize that Monday night isn't ideal, but it's what fit for my hobby schedule. My initial impression was that the neighborhood wasn't very good, which was confirmed by the pat-down I received walking in (never been frisked by a bouncer in a strip club before.). Same story as Angel's - 0 girls working. I had one beer and figured I'd chat with the bartender for a minute while waiting to see if a dancer would show up, but she was more interested in texting on her phone than trying to get tips. Drank my beer and left, will not return.

Never been to Baby Dolls. I'll probably give them a fair shake before I completely give up on the SC scene in ICT, but I'm not optimistic.

[JohnnyTheWad]

Are there extras to be had there?

Send me a pm Max. I will share a couple ideas with you.

[Maxim V]

Usually a pretty good time. Cheap drinks. Hot girls. If you get there after a certain time in the evening, there is a $5 cover charge. And expect to get frisked. They did recently change their opening time to 4 pm.

Are there extras to be had there?

[Alan1776]

I have some friends coming to Wichita. I need opinions on where to take them. Pleasures, Vixens, Baby Dolls, Michelle's in Derby. Any thoughts or any others? Thanks. Can you smoke at any of them?

[Member #5610]

Yes I have. Still am. LOL.

Nice willy!! I might have to check it out sometime.

[Willy45]

You ever get any take out LOL.

Yes I have. Still am. LOL.

[Krank]

Usually a pretty good time. Cheap drinks. Hot girls. If you get there after a certain time in the evening, there is a $5 cover charge. And expect to get frisked. They did recently change their opening time to 4 pm.

[Catfish64]

I stopped by Vixens on Friday around 330.

I was the only customer there.

There was also only 1 dancer there but she was pretty so I decided to get a lap dance.

It was 1 of the better lap dances that I have had in a long time.

I am bad with names but she was slim pretty with dark hair.

[JohnnyTheWad]

Went by Vixens for a few drinks. I was the only customer but it worked out well. Met a sexy lady I felt like I connected with had shit to do so I left. Been by twice and no cars in the lot. Not sure what is up. Went by today at 3:30 and not a single car in the lot so I did not stop in. Nice clean safe spot but looks like hours are not 2 pm to 2 am as posted.

The later the better, Doc.

[Member #5610]

I have had a pretty good time each time I have been there. After 8 is the time I usually go. The ladies are hot and a lot of fun.

You ever get any take out LOL.

[Willy45]

Went by Vixens for a few drinks. I was the only customer but it worked out well. Met a sexy lady I felt like I connected with had shit to do so I left. Been by twice and no cars in the lot. Not sure what is up. Went by today at 3:30 and not a single car in the lot so I did not stop in. Nice clean safe spot but looks like hours are not 2 pm to 2 am as posted.

I have had a pretty good time each time I have been there. After 8 is the time I usually go. The ladies are hot and a lot of fun.

[Dr Dan]

Went by Vixens for a few drinks. I was the only customer but it worked out well. Met a sexy lady I felt like I connected with had shit to do so I left. Been by twice and no cars in the lot. Not sure what is up. Went by today at 3:30 and not a single car in the lot so I did not stop in. Nice clean safe spot but looks like hours are not 2 pm to 2 am as posted.

[JohnnyTheWad]

Went by Vixen for a quick drink. A real pretty young gal with a great petite figure dancing. I had to leave early for business. Check out Mi Mi at Vixens and let me know.

Thanks Alan. That place is a mecca of pussy.

[Alan1776]

Went by Vixen for a quick drink. A real pretty young gal with a great petite figure dancing. I had to leave early for business. Check out Mi Mi at Vixens and let me know.