Strip Club Reports

[MehMedic]

I can't believe BJ's survived the pandemic. Been going there now for 25 years or so. Had a lot of ops over the years and some mild action I the Champaign room.

What goes on really varies day-to-day with who is working and what kind of crowd is working. If the girls are having fun and drunk or high, it's usually full hands in or more in the dances and all-in with the champagne room.

Problem with the c-room though is that it's an outlandish amount of money to get in there (IIRC $$ AND some time back they started copying you I'd before you go in.

I have serious volume of stories about BJ's over the years, but I haven't been there now since pre-pandemic so if it changes culturally, I don't know.

Here is my 2 cents. Yes. BJ is way over priced 80% of the time. I only go 2-3 times a year when I got cash to blow. C room last time was 450. And depends of who you get and her "mood". Few times a blast nothing held back. Next time any and everything is extra $. So try to negotiate prior to going anywhere in how much fun you can have. It's just a gamble on what ya get and more and more I'm starting to be like not worth the gamble of leaving broke and frustrated.

[Mrmaroon5]

Do any bars still do the lingerie / fashion shows? These were big in the 90's and were available as far south as Kankakee.

[InstantMagic]

New to reporting so bare with me as I need to do a better job getting names. I get easily distracted and forget. Overpriced but a good time. Did a few dances in the topless area and a couple from a cute tiny pierced spinner in the nude side. Great contact but not as much stick shifting as I would prefer. I didn't try sucking nips or petting down low as I wasn't sure what was on the table and it wasn't initiated by the girls. IMO the nude area isn't worth it because it is so dark. Couldn't see the goods that I was paying extra for.

I can't believe BJ's survived the pandemic. Been going there now for 25 years or so. Had a lot of ops over the years and some mild action I the Champaign room.

What goes on really varies day-to-day with who is working and what kind of crowd is working. If the girls are having fun and drunk or high, it's usually full hands in or more in the dances and all-in with the champagne room.

Problem with the c-room though is that it's an outlandish amount of money to get in there (IIRC $$ AND some time back they started copying you I'd before you go in.

I have serious volume of stories about BJ's over the years, but I haven't been there now since pre-pandemic so if it changes culturally, I don't know.

[Blake69]

New to reporting so bare with me as I need to do a better job getting names. I get easily distracted and forget. Overpriced but a good time. Did a few dances in the topless area and a couple from a cute tiny pierced spinner in the nude side. Great contact but not as much stick shifting as I would prefer. I didn't try sucking nips or petting down low as I wasn't sure what was on the table and it wasn't initiated by the girls. IMO the nude area isn't worth it because it is so dark. Couldn't see the goods that I was paying extra for.

[HenryA77]

Used to be a regular there since I live all of five minutes from it. Seen many 9's and a few 10's come and go from there but the current atmosphere is a far cry from what it used to be. Once they remodeled it seems they have been trying to make that money back by drastically raising VIP prices. It's now as outlandishly expensive as 390. If I'm looking for extras I don't even bother with the strip club scene anymore.

I am surprised anyone goes there anymore. It's like 100 to just walk in the place.

And I intensely dislike fake boobs, so what's the point?

The can't sell booze, so they can't rely on drunken guys to run up the bill anymore.

[Hoser]

It seems like Chloe has potential. Does anyone have a positive report? Is there anyone there worth taking to VIP? Feel free to PM if you prefer. Thank you to anyone who knows anything!

[ADAvet101]

Used to be a regular there since I live all of five minutes from it. Seen many 9's and a few 10's come and go from there but the current atmosphere is a far cry from what it used to be. Once they remodeled it seems they have been trying to make that money back by drastically raising VIP prices. It's now as outlandishly expensive as 390. If I'm looking for extras I don't even bother with the strip club scene anymore.

[JNorris]

WOW, what a rip off. This has always been one of my favorites with good two way contact even though the prices are fairly high. But today I stopped by, very dark club with 6 dancers. Sat for a while with Scarlet. She went on stage and Brooklyn stopped by. She asked if I wanted a dance and I said yes. $30 for topless $50 for nude and an extra $20 one time charge to go to the side with no bouncers. Dances are in separate booths with OK privacy. Brooklyn had nice implants and a tight body but the dance was uninspired. Got two topless in the private area so $80. Gave Brooklyn a tip and sat down again. Arielle, a tight spinner sat down next to me. I knew the hourly 2 for 1 special was coming up so I stalled until they announced 2 for $50. I said lets go and we went back for 2 dances. Arielle got nude and gave me a couple of rough dances. No sensuality, just pounding on me. It was OK and I was going to tip her ok cause it was 2 for $50. Went to pay at the desk and the guy said $100. I said they announced it was 2 for $50. He said "not for nude dances". What a rip off. Stay away from this place. It's all about getting your money now. They used to have some very sensuous dancers but they are gone now.

[GeorgeBoyd]

I see people saying good things about BlackJacks but that place is a total rip off. One of the staff quoted me four hundred just to get into a VIP room, not to mention paying the girl for extras. Nude lap dances for fifty a pop?! Give me a break. Are you guys actually paying that much?

[Flooopy]

My wife and I hit up these two clubs over the last two weekends. We decided to try them out since we were in the area.

JBs Show Place. Went on a Saturday. Out in the middle of nowhere. Pretty run down building outside and inside. When you walk in there are two doors. The one to the right goes into the bar with pool tables. Very small. The door to the left goes into the strip club. Starts at 9 pm and people start showing up around 9:30 pm. The dancers were average at best. They had a mix of girls. Short and skinny, tall, chubby white, black, etc. They all stood together in the back talking, near the DJ. They didn't mingle at all, except for a few who were probably with regulars. Some girls went topless, some went full nude. One guy had a private session that lasted about 20 minutes. So I'm sure there was more than dancing involved. Overall, it was a blah experience and we won't return.

Club Coyote. Went on a Friday. This place is a joke. Absolutely ridiculous. The girls were not attractive at all, and I'm easily entertained! The best looking girl was the bartender. They'll dance for a minute or so, then stop and talk to their friends (while still on the stage). Or they'll run over to the DJ and have him change the music and then run back. At one point in the night, one of the girls gets on stage and both my wife and I turned to each other because we were sure the dancer was a tranny. But I guess there's something for everyone. When they were done dancing, they would go into a back room until it was their turn again. I saw only one guy tip while we were there, and we were there for an hour and a half and decided to leave. They should just shut that place down.

Hope this helps someone.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Took a trip High Heel, lamplighter and silver slipper. Second time at each.

High heels: 7 $ cover. Nice selection that improved as night went on. Visited from 8-10 on a Saturday. A little for everyone. Girls are cute and can initiate w / o being pushy. All staff basically the perfect balance of attentive but not overbearing. A few spinner types, super cute, a few curvy model types, All very nice. Best spot of the night and I should have stayed .

Quick follow up on HH. Went for a follow up visit. Was greeted right away by a dancer who wanted to lock me in on dances the moment I walked in. She was attractive, but not really my type, and very pushy. Drenched in stripper body spray perfume. I told her to give me a minute, I just got there and wanted to chill for a few. She stood there staring at me in the sort of way that tells a guy to not use his real name. She finally told me she'd give me a minute to settle in. She comes back literally a minute later, as in maybe 60 seconds. Again very pushy, I told her again that I was just going to settle in as I had been there less than five minutes. She asks me if she can stand there with me. Just give me a sec, I told her. Then she goes over to the other girls who were huddled together, leans in and tells them something, at which point they all look over at me at the same time, and then look away. She torpedoed my night. Thanks, hon.

[Lobo6996]

First off I live in Morris. I am pretty familiar with what is available in the area. I got in the game when 7 Spa was in its heyday. I miss Coco All that said I am also familiar with the Lamp Liter and the Slipper. Can you hook up with a dancer at these clubs? Sure. I've nailed dancers at both places in the last 20 years. Is it likely? No. I like visiting the Lamp Liter every once in awhile. It is literally a smack in the face of 70's nostalgia. There is no privacy when you get dances though. It is up against the back wall. Literally. Lots of bikers and farmers and guys just getting drunk. You need actual game to hook up with the dancers here. If you got that game then go to a regular bar. I do recommend stopping by on say a return trip hiking out at Starved Rock. The Lamp Liter is on route 6 on the way there. The Slipper is a bit different. The regular dances are behind a curtain upstairs. They are ok. I've actually gotten better at the Lamp Liter. The Slipper is much nicer on the inside. Almost classy. The Slipper has rooms upstairs with transparent curtains. The dances are better and the price is ok - 180 for 30 and 300 for 60 min. You aren't getting laid though. I've gotten some good grinding and a hand job through by pants. There is a better chance of OTC if you hit the place at close and have a decent game. The management can be toolish here though. They will walk into rooms during a dance whenever they feel like it. That said on occasion I've gotten a more than was allowed. You have to have good timing and know the girl.

I know of no clubs south of Morris on 47. Once a long time ago there was a bar called the Fox and the Hound that had lingerie shows. There was more to be had, but these shows have died out throughout most of the state. There are clubs in central Illinois that can be pretty wild but you are talking 90 minutes south of Morris. Good luck making that work. Might as well go on a trip to St. Louis. East St. Louis is pretty much Tijuana in Illinois.

St. Chuck is correct. You are nearer much better places. The Swish Alps has a lovely place to meet asian women. The quality of the girls rises and falls and sometimes the management gets nervous and tries to enforce less extras. This place also had a legendary Latina. I met her once while seeing another girl. She has since gone elsewhere. Guys on here probably know who am talking about.

If you have a thing for strippers then Blackjacks is actually the most cost effective place to visit if you are looking for something other. 390 is ridiculous. Between 47 and say Kingery Road are plenty of massage parlors that are worth exploring. Naperville has some asian apartments but I am leery of meeting uncle LEO there. I do my best to avoid meeting the uncle which means I pass up a lot of interesting options like this one - https://escortalligator.com.chicago....4097977/morris.

You are welcome.

I'm curious to hear more about blackjacks. I love 390 and I'm like 5 minutes from it but I'd be interested in checking blackjack out.

[GoHomeSmiling]

Took a trip High Heel, lamplighter and silver slipper. Second time at each.

High heels: 7 $ cover. Nice selection that improved as night went on. Visited from 8-10 on a Saturday. A little for everyone. Girls are cute and can initiate w / o being pushy. All staff basically the perfect balance of attentive but not overbearing. A few spinner types, super cute, a few curvy model types, All very nice. Best spot of the night and I should have stayed.

Lamp lighter: 5$ cover. less friendly and a drunker crowd. Girls were ok. Most attractive women in the place were the girlfriends of the other patrons. Sat at the bar with an empty drink and cash in my hand making eye contact with the bartender. I took that as a sign to bail. Probably there 30 min. It's like a family rec room with a stage and naked girls who are not necessarily the focal point. One dancer was blitzed and super handsy, but not in a good way.

Slipper: 7 cover. I think everyone in town was there. Bright, crowded. Decent mix of dancers but got the impression this might be the only place to go or do anything in the area. Again, lots of attractive women but many were the patrons.

May venture to Heels again if in area. Will not repeat others.

[ADAvet101]

First off I live in Morris. I am pretty familiar with what is available in the area. I got in the game when 7 Spa was in its heyday. I miss Coco All that said I am also familiar with the Lamp Liter and the Slipper. Can you hook up with a dancer at these clubs? Sure. I've nailed dancers at both places in the last 20 years. Is it likely? No. I like visiting the Lamp Liter every once in awhile. It is literally a smack in the face of 70's nostalgia. There is no privacy when you get dances though. It is up against the back wall. Literally. Lots of bikers and farmers and guys just getting drunk. You need actual game to hook up with the dancers here. If you got that game then go to a regular bar. I do recommend stopping by on say a return trip hiking out at Starved Rock. The Lamp Liter is on route 6 on the way there. The Slipper is a bit different. The regular dances are behind a curtain upstairs. They are ok. I've actually gotten better at the Lamp Liter. The Slipper is much nicer on the inside. Almost classy. The Slipper has rooms upstairs with transparent curtains. The dances are better and the price is ok - 180 for 30 and 300 for 60 min. You aren't getting laid though. I've gotten some good grinding and a hand job through by pants. There is a better chance of OTC if you hit the place at close and have a decent game. The management can be toolish here though. They will walk into rooms during a dance whenever they feel like it. That said on occasion I've gotten a more than was allowed. You have to have good timing and know the girl.

I know of no clubs south of Morris on 47. Once a long time ago there was a bar called the Fox and the Hound that had lingerie shows. There was more to be had, but these shows have died out throughout most of the state. There are clubs in central Illinois that can be pretty wild but you are talking 90 minutes south of Morris. Good luck making that work. Might as well go on a trip to St. Louis. East St. Louis is pretty much Tijuana in Illinois.

St. Chuck is correct. You are nearer much better places. The Swish Alps has a lovely place to meet asian women. The quality of the girls rises and falls and sometimes the management gets nervous and tries to enforce less extras. This place also had a legendary Latina. I met her once while seeing another girl. She has since gone elsewhere. Guys on here probably know who am talking about.

If you have a thing for strippers then Blackjacks is actually the most cost effective place to visit if you are looking for something other. 390 is ridiculous. Between 47 and say Kingery Road are plenty of massage parlors that are worth exploring. Naperville has some asian apartments but I am leery of meeting uncle LEO there. I do my best to avoid meeting the uncle which means I pass up a lot of interesting options like this one - https://escortalligator.com.chicago....4097977/morris.

You are welcome.

Appreciate the info. Pretty much what I expected. 390 is ridiculous, which is a shame because the talent there when I frequented was off the charts and VIP was basically anything goes. But damn those VIP rooms are expensive. Blackjacks will more than suffice for the occasional visit.

[Morrisman]

Need some honest opinions. I have Blackjacks right by me, but any other clubs worth going to are 390 or Atlantis which are a trip. Likewise the Indiana clubs. I've never hit Tiger Tail or Bigfoot in Rockford or Silver Slipper or Lamplighter in Ottawa. Both locations are about the same distance from me. What's the scoop on these places. I've gotten a distinct waste of time vibe from reports on the Rockford clubs but I've been coming up empty on the Ottawa clubs. What's the quality of the dancers? How much contact? Mutual touching? Extras? I've struck out in my research. Or am I just better of staying local or making the crazy drive back to Club 390?

First off I live in Morris. I am pretty familiar with what is available in the area. I got in the game when 7 Spa was in its heyday. I miss Coco All that said I am also familiar with the Lamp Liter and the Slipper. Can you hook up with a dancer at these clubs? Sure. I've nailed dancers at both places in the last 20 years. Is it likely? No. I like visiting the Lamp Liter every once in awhile. It is literally a smack in the face of 70's nostalgia. There is no privacy when you get dances though. It is up against the back wall. Literally. Lots of bikers and farmers and guys just getting drunk. You need actual game to hook up with the dancers here. If you got that game then go to a regular bar. I do recommend stopping by on say a return trip hiking out at Starved Rock. The Lamp Liter is on route 6 on the way there. The Slipper is a bit different. The regular dances are behind a curtain upstairs. They are ok. I've actually gotten better at the Lamp Liter. The Slipper is much nicer on the inside. Almost classy. The Slipper has rooms upstairs with transparent curtains. The dances are better and the price is ok - 180 for 30 and 300 for 60 min. You aren't getting laid though. I've gotten some good grinding and a hand job through by pants. There is a better chance of OTC if you hit the place at close and have a decent game. The management can be toolish here though. They will walk into rooms during a dance whenever they feel like it. That said on occasion I've gotten a more than was allowed. You have to have good timing and know the girl.

I know of no clubs south of Morris on 47. Once a long time ago there was a bar called the Fox and the Hound that had lingerie shows. There was more to be had, but these shows have died out throughout most of the state. There are clubs in central Illinois that can be pretty wild but you are talking 90 minutes south of Morris. Good luck making that work. Might as well go on a trip to St. Louis. East St. Louis is pretty much Tijuana in Illinois.

St. Chuck is correct. You are nearer much better places. The Swish Alps has a lovely place to meet asian women. The quality of the girls rises and falls and sometimes the management gets nervous and tries to enforce less extras. This place also had a legendary Latina. I met her once while seeing another girl. She has since gone elsewhere. Guys on here probably know who am talking about.

If you have a thing for strippers then Blackjacks is actually the most cost effective place to visit if you are looking for something other. 390 is ridiculous. Between 47 and say Kingery Road are plenty of massage parlors that are worth exploring. Naperville has some asian apartments but I am leery of meeting uncle LEO there. I do my best to avoid meeting the uncle which means I pass up a lot of interesting options like this one - https://escortalligator.com.chicago....4097977/morris.

You are welcome.