Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**Lebruno** · 02-17-16 19:39

Damn. The Ad is already flagged for removal.

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Renee advertises in the CL Platonic. Hosts in the north side of town.

Pretty decent value, open minded. She's like mid / late 40's, pretty laid back; great body for her age. Better than most in their 30's, face shows miles / wear & tear.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/stp/5435760850.html

Relaxation Therapy. W4 m (libertyville area).

Unwind and relieve your stress with a soothing massage. Strictly therapeutic and nothing else. Serious replies only.

**ElginMonk** · 02-17-16 19:29

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Renee advertises in the CL Platonic. Hosts in the north side of town.

Pretty decent value, open minded. She's like mid / late 40's, pretty laid back; great body for her age. Better than most in their 30's, face shows miles / wear & tear.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/stp/5435760850.html

Relaxation Therapy. W4 m (libertyville area).

Unwind and relieve your stress with a soothing massage. Strictly therapeutic and nothing else. Serious replies only.

She offers FS, massage with bjcimws no tip needed.

**KyloBen** · 02-07-16 15:03

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

Renee advertises in the CL Platonic. Hosts in the north side of town.

Pretty decent value, open minded. She's like mid / late 40's, pretty laid back; great body for her age. Better than most in their 30's, face shows miles / wear & tear.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/stp/5435760850.html

Relaxation Therapy. W4 m (libertyville area).

Unwind and relieve your stress with a soothing massage. Strictly therapeutic and nothing else. Serious replies only.

Sombeody had posted about her on CL saying it was a theft setup. It was flagged, but made me wonder. Anybody else seen her?

Also, what's the damage / tip sinc eshe says strictly therapeutic to throw us off.

**Zeuss** · 02-06-16 01:55

Renee advertises in the CL Platonic. Hosts in the north side of town.

Pretty decent value, open minded. She's like mid / late 40's, pretty laid back; great body for her age. Better than most in their 30's, face shows miles / wear & tear.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/stp/5435760850.html

Relaxation Therapy. W4 m (libertyville area).

Unwind and relieve your stress with a soothing massage. Strictly therapeutic and nothing else. Serious replies only.

**Hotguy18** · 11-22-15 17:46

Guys.

Stay away from ad from Waukegan advertised as athletic, 5'7". She has a location in Lu* street. She using fake pix and her face can scared off children in the dark.

http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cas/5327748446.html

**MrSmartyPants** · 10-31-15 14:40

Originally Posted by Zeuss [View Original Post]

GUYS! You've got to pay better attention to the ads: most of them say "selling skills, not thrills" I interpret that to mean no HE. Sure they're marketing their looks to some extent by posting pics but you have to let the big head take charge. That said if you're willing to invest enough cash you may be able to procure a HE same as with a legit place. Why someone would do this is beyond me when there's many options out there.

Actually, I've seen several providers over the years whose ad says "Selling Skills not Thrills", and shortly after, l was Thrilled. But not at Gurnee massage apparently, as they're Selling Blue Balls. (Glad I didn't try them, thanks Pete).

**Zeuss** · 10-30-15 23:54

Originally Posted by MrSmartyPants [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads-up, I almost succumbed to their latest batch of hot pictures. I personally HATE when a place posts deliberately sexy pics, and turns out to be just an overpriced so-so massage. I've fallen for similar scams.

Originally Posted by Yeouch [View Original Post]

So the same group has been advertising with 3 new attractive pics. Being an idiot, but loving massage, I went today. Nice location, average massage at best, however the gal was about 4 times wider than the pic, checked her phone at least 5 times, and no signs of happy potential. My thinking is if you're going to be legit. You better be good!

The funniest was she showed up carpooling with an equally marginal partner, whom when I heard another client come in about halfway into my session he simply said "aren't any of the other girls available?" Will not be returning.

Originally Posted by PistolPete [View Original Post]

Like I stated from earlier post, I had seen Rachel at legit spas years ago. There always was a slight hint of happiness that could be had so I thought WTH give it a shot. She is the owner now. And she said we do 2 kinds of massages. You can go under the covers or lay on the covers. I asked, naked on top of covers? She said yes. I was like, finally. She then followed up with I will cover you on flip, there have been a lot of perverts coming here asking for favors etc. I thought to myself, no shit, you're advertising in Craigslist. My second visit I texted her for appt and asked if she would be comfortable if on flip I was uncovered. She said she would be comfortable with that. On the flip she covers me again. I'm like WTF.

Today I visited with Victoria. Young Spanish girl, good massage with no hint of extras. If you want a good massage the legit places are probably cheaper than the $80 they are charging. To bad because both of these girls have a very nice rack, all natural the's if not bigger.

Stay away unless you like blue balls.

GUYS! You've got to pay better attention to the ads: most of them say "selling skills, not thrills" I interpret that to mean no HE. Sure they're marketing their looks to some extent by posting pics but you have to let the big head take charge. That said if you're willing to invest enough cash you may be able to procure a HE same as with a legit place. Why someone would do this is beyond me when there's many options out there.

**Pistol Pete** · 10-29-15 23:11

Like I stated from earlier post, I had seen Rachel at legit spas years ago. There always was a slight hint of happiness that could be had so I thought WTH give it a shot. She is the owner now. And she said we do 2 kinds of massages. You can go under the covers or lay on the covers. I asked, naked on top of covers? She said yes. I was like, finally. She then followed up with I will cover you on flip, there have been a lot of perverts coming here asking for favors etc. I thought to myself, no shit, you're advertising in Craigslist. My second visit I texted her for appt and asked if she would be comfortable if on flip I was uncovered. She said she would be comfortable with that. On the flip she covers me again. I'm like WTF.

Today I visited with Victoria. Young Spanish girl, good massage with no hint of extras. If you want a good massage the legit places are probably cheaper than the $80 they are charging. To bad because both of these girls have a very nice rack, all natural the's if not bigger.

Stay away unless you like blue balls.

Originally Posted by MrSmartyPants [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads-up, I almost succumbed to their latest batch of hot pictures. I personally HATE when a place posts deliberately sexy pics, and turns out to be just an overpriced so-so massage. I've fallen for similar scams.

**MrSmartyPants** · 10-21-15 02:26

Originally Posted by Yeouch [View Original Post]

So the same group has been advertising with 3 new attractive pics. Being an idiot, but loving massage, I went today. Nice location, average massage at best, however the gal was about 4 times wider than the pic, checked her phone at least 5 times, and no signs of happy potential. My thinking is if you're going to be legit. You better be good!

The funniest was she showed up carpooling with an equally marginal partner, whom when I heard another client come in about halfway into my session he simply said "aren't any of the other girls available?" Will not be returning.

Thanks for the heads-up, I almost succumbed to their latest batch of hot pictures. I personally HATE when a place posts deliberately sexy pics, and turns out to be just an overpriced so-so massage. I've fallen for similar scams.

**Yeouch** · 10-20-15 22:42

Originally Posted by PistolPete [View Original Post]

I was searching the Craigslist section and came across the add you mention and recognized Raquel. She used to work at legit spas in Libertyville. Still looks the same from the pics that were posted. I used to go to her quite often. Great massage, nice rack, never went home totally happy though. I have not seen her in years. Texted her and she said they are located in a suite in Gurnee close to the location where they hold Gurnee Days. I'll probably pay a visit for old times sake.

So the same group has been advertising with 3 new attractive pics. Being an idiot, but loving massage, I went today. Nice location, average massage at best, however the gal was about 4 times wider than the pic, checked her phone at least 5 times, and no signs of happy potential. My thinking is if you're going to be legit. You better be good!

The funniest was she showed up carpooling with an equally marginal partner, whom when I heard another client come in about halfway into my session he simply said "aren't any of the other girls available?" Will not be returning.

**MrSmartyPants** · 10-15-15 20:48

Originally Posted by Bob521 [View Original Post]

Foot spas are basically retail locations. I've driven the area. There is one foot place in mundelein. Next to 7/11. Same strip mall as gem spa. If the place was real I would visit. Sounds like the other phantom add for mundelein. Bob.

The foot place by 7/11 on Rt. 60 gives a pretty good non-happy massage for a low price. Gem Spa is in a different but essentially identical mall down the street but off of Butterfield (and 60). There are a zillion places a new spa could go-by the Jewel (half empty mall) or maybe even by the Garden Fresh. Used to be an Asian place there in years past.

There's another Phantom Menace that is placing similar ads, but in Lake Bluff. Also no answer if you call. I just reviewed the other new place- Dragon in downtown Waukegan- in one word, "Meh. ".

**Bob521** · 10-15-15 19:03

Originally Posted by Tebow22 [View Original Post]

Will post on the CL forum as well but any info on this new posting? Might TOFFT tmrw. Will update.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5269250713.html

Foot spas are basically retail locations. I've driven the area. There is one foot place in mundelein. Next to 7/11. Same strip mall as gem spa. If the place was real I would visit. Sounds like the other phantom add for mundelein. Bob.

**Tebow22** · 10-15-15 14:44

Will post on the CL forum as well but any info on this new posting? Might TOFFT tmrw. Will update.

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nwc/thp/5269250713.html

**Lloyd1234** · 10-09-15 16:53

https://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/cas/5259411556.html

Has anyone seen this ad? I don't know but something about it seems a little strange.

**Yeouch** · 09-27-15 20:09

Yes Vickie gave an excellent massage and I'd go back. Very nice place. Find it odd they all share the same number?

Originally Posted by PistolPete [View Original Post]

I was searching the Craigslist section and came across the add you mention and recognized Raquel. She used to work at legit spas in Libertyville. Still looks the same from the pics that were posted. I used to go to her quite often. Great massage, nice rack, never went home totally happy though. I have not seen her in years. Texted her and she said they are located in a suite in Gurnee close to the location where they hold Gurnee Days. I'll probably pay a visit for old times sake.