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**Yeouch** · 04-04-17 16:33

Originally Posted by Newtstap [View Original Post]

Why is grayslake 120 no good? Granted, haven't had a real looker yet, but no real disappointments, and a couple of fun ones.

There are probably good shifts that come through there and heard that from a few of you on PM. It was actually my first Apt visit a few years ago and had some great talent. Talent went downhill, or I had bad timing on my visits. Finally hit the Pox gal and that's just not acceptable in any way. I shudder from the memory.

**DomCorazon** · 04-02-17 16:33

Did my one and only dive into the area's apartments. New one popped up in Liberty. Don't care for the whole hotel thing. Had to walk by the front desk, no other door like Part City. Felt like I was going to get jumped or busted. 347 number. Late 30, early 40's. Decent face, nice tits, pooch, untamed forest. Sucked the sack, then CBJ and then mish. Rode her hard, declined the massage, left thru the side door to avoid the desk.

**Newtstap** · 03-30-17 22:47

Originally Posted by Yeouch [View Original Post]

So it's been established I'm an optimistic idiot hoping the adds are 1/10 honest. And also that I ***** about providers and swear them off when subpar, and generally stick to it. The main reason I vent is in hoping the provider reads this and won't answer my calls in the future!

Well today I convinced myself that the asian adds (see below) off green bay rd in waukegan would not be adds from the part city cartel. That somehow, there really is a new FS massage place that opened and hot korean or maylasian babes would provide incredible NURU experience prior to banging me. And that they'd be former models or half as hot as the add. Maybe they'd even cook Kalbi beef with Chop Chai and serve me lunch!

We all know that's not the case. To be honest, early on I drew some great talent at Part City, very cute gals with great attitudes. Today was not that day. The gal was sweet enough, but I guess my disappointment in my dreams of Korean nirvana being dashed, at the same time I'm meeting an eskimo looking gal instead, was too much to take. So now I'm adding "green bay rd" to my blacklist, joining part city, grayslake rt120, and other forgotten mistakes. I guess it's almost time to focus on golf game. And at least I didn't get jacked by thugs like some reports on this site.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...t-try/55677183

Why is grayslake 120 no good? Granted, haven't had a real looker yet, but no real disappointments, and a couple of fun ones.

**Lurker02** · 03-30-17 22:40

Originally Posted by Periko [View Original Post]

Has anyone seen her or know of any reviews?

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...i-n0w/57063523

Did you see her yet?

**MrSmartyPants** · 03-29-17 01:17

Originally Posted by Yeouch [View Original Post]

I read this and didn't laugh. Good reminders.

The More You Know.

**Jc2490** · 03-29-17 00:26

Originally Posted by KyloBen [View Original Post]

Does 'super' place mean dumpy apartment or super 8.? Looking for clarity heh.

I'm sure that "Super" means the Super 8. Several providers work out of there.

**KyloBen** · 03-28-17 13:55

Originally Posted by SkidRow9424 [View Original Post]

Long Long Long Long Long Time Lurker. First time poster. I called Marie from Waukegan. http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSe...-cita/57158833.

I lied. I didn't call. Texted. She said 140 for hh. I said sorry not enough funds and countered back with 80 for qk. All Systems Go. Went to her super " place and she was ready to go, no cop check, probably because she smelled the booze on me. Multiple positions, it was almost like GFE as she was young and loving. As this is my first post, I shall take all criticism, I am in debt eternally to all on this board and I hope to reap / push out all the benefits too all!

Does 'super' place mean dumpy apartment or super 8.? Looking for clarity heh.

**JMister691** · 03-27-17 08:30

Originally Posted by SilverWoulf [View Original Post]

JMister,

Did you get a chance to see her? I saw her ad last week but did not get a response from her, ended up spending time with Kimmy.

Tried to hook up this weekend but she was further south than earlier. Hoping to try again next weekend when my schedule is more open.

Seems responsive on text but very short, so not sure what that's about.

**Yeouch** · 03-26-17 14:10

Originally Posted by Mmaforever [View Original Post]

Where is my like button!

I read this and didn't laugh. Good reminders.

**Member #5933** · 03-26-17 11:55

Originally Posted by MrSmartyPants [View Original Post]

1. Thou Shalt Not Requesteth Info On Thy First Post.

2. Thou Shalt Not Requesteth Info On Thy Second Post, even if thy first post hath good intel.

3. Thou Shalt Keep Posting until the Grizzled Seniors Deemeth thou worthy.

4. Taketh One For Thy Team.

5. Readeth Thy Fucking Forums; Learneth well thy Search Function. Alloweth just 1 New Search per minute.

6. Bicker not amongst thy other mongers in thy forum, even when deserveth.

7. Describeth truthfully your experiences, but hasten to thy fucking point.

8. Bullshitteth Not. No bragging, "Penthouse Forum" reviews.

9. Thou Shalt Not use the "I Had a Dream" format.

10. Protecteth thy GOOD providers with discretion. Identify thy BAD providers with haste

Where is my like button!

**SkidRow9424** · 03-26-17 00:57

Long Long Long Long Long Time Lurker. First time poster. I called Marie from Waukegan. http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSe...-cita/57158833.

I lied. I didn't call. Texted. She said 140 for hh. I said sorry not enough funds and countered back with 80 for qk. All Systems Go. Went to her super " place and she was ready to go, no cop check, probably because she smelled the booze on me. Multiple positions, it was almost like GFE as she was young and loving. As this is my first post, I shall take all criticism, I am in debt eternally to all on this board and I hope to reap / push out all the benefits too all!

**MrSmartyPants** · 03-25-17 18:27

1. Thou Shalt Not Requesteth Info On Thy First Post.

2. Thou Shalt Not Requesteth Info On Thy Second Post, even if thy first post hath good intel.

3. Thou Shalt Keep Posting until the Grizzled Seniors Deemeth thou worthy.

4. Taketh One For Thy Team.

5. Readeth Thy Fucking Forums; Learneth well thy Search Function. Alloweth just 1 New Search per minute.

6. Bicker not amongst thy other mongers in thy forum, even when deserveth.

7. Describeth truthfully your experiences, but hasten to thy fucking point.

8. Bullshitteth Not. No bragging, "Penthouse Forum" reviews.

9. Thou Shalt Not use the "I Had a Dream" format.

10. Protecteth thy GOOD providers with discretion. Identify thy BAD providers with haste

**Periko** · 03-24-17 20:15

Has anyone seen her or know of any reviews?

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...i-n0w/57063523

**SilverWoulf** · 03-23-17 14:40

Originally Posted by JMister691 [View Original Post]

A friend is dreaming about trying out http://illinois.backpage.com/WomenSe...s-s-a/54429897.

Anyone have any previous experience? Light text back and forth seems OK. Will report if he has any good dreams.

JMister,

Did you get a chance to see her? I saw her ad last week but did not get a response from her, ended up spending time with Kimmy.

**MrSmartyPants** · 03-22-17 13:52

Originally Posted by Yeouch [View Original Post]

So it's been established I'm an optimistic idiot hoping the adds are 1/10 honest. And also that I ***** about providers and swear them off when subpar, and generally stick to it. The main reason I vent is in hoping the provider reads this and won't answer my calls in the future!

Well today I convinced myself that the asian adds (see below) off green bay rd in waukegan would not be adds from the part city cartel. That somehow, there really is a new FS massage place that opened and hot korean or maylasian babes would provide incredible NURU experience prior to banging me. And that they'd be former models or half as hot as the add. Maybe they'd even cook Kalbi beef with Chop Chai and serve me lunch!

We all know that's not the case. To be honest, early on I drew some great talent at Part City, very cute gals with great attitudes. Today was not that day. The gal was sweet enough, but I guess my disappointment in my dreams of Korean nirvana being dashed, at the same time I'm meeting an eskimo looking gal instead, was too much to take. So now I'm adding "green bay rd" to my blacklist, joining part city, grayslake rt120, and other forgotten mistakes. I guess it's almost time to focus on golf game. And at least I didn't get jacked by thugs like some reports on this site.

http://chicago.backpage.com/WomenSee...t-try/55677183

I too was curious about that new one that popped up, proclaiming "Nuru" and was hoping somebody would review it. I actually haven't been to any of the apartments, thanks for the review.