Massage Parlor Reports

**Wenger** · 04-13-24 07:45

Had a visit with the masked wonder and everything was as reported by others so no specific details to add. Only thing that no one seems to have mentioned is how strong she is, I thought she was going to dislocate my toe. I do love the no haggling and will be back if only for that.

**Walker333** · 04-09-24 15:28

Originally Posted by ScoffLaw32 [View Original Post]

Hey guys,

I like to bring my own cover since I heard the rumor that some of these places recycle them (which just seems crazy but yeah).

Do you ever bring a flavored one so she'll enjoy it more in her mouth?

Some providers will wipe lubricant out no matte how nicely it smells before taking it into their mouthes. Some others probably wouldn't care about their flavors.

**ScoffLaw32** · 04-09-24 01:22

Hey guys,

I like to bring my own cover since I heard the rumor that some of these places recycle them (which just seems crazy but yeah).

Do you ever bring a flavored one so she'll enjoy it more in her mouth?

**Amplitude** · 04-07-24 19:30

Originally Posted by CakeLover13 [View Original Post]

Great post,. I've seen the masked one, she had a mouthful of my ass for 20 minutes a few months ago. Then L2. That place and United were my old stomping grounds years ago. Usually once or twice a week. I haven't been to harmony in ages. Always a good time, but the uniformed K girls I remember, VIP spa it was called, very first place I broke into the hobby at. I found an add in the back of a SunTimes newspaper, right past the box scores. LOL, I went once when it was Polish got the Russian treatment from big breasted woman, the name eludes me.

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I always wondered who at the Sun-Times might have had the sports section pussy ad accounts. Poor sap probably went broke as the AMPs got busted. Those ads led me out of town for my first AMP CIP in Rockford. I still have Rainbow Spa dreams (actual dreams!).

**CakeLover13** · 04-07-24 11:08

Great post,. I've seen the masked one, she had a mouthful of my ass for 20 minutes a few months ago. Then L2. That place and United were my old stomping grounds years ago. Usually once or twice a week. I haven't been to harmony in ages. Always a good time, but the uniformed K girls I remember, VIP spa it was called, very first place I broke into the hobby at. I found an add in the back of a SunTimes newspaper, right past the box scores. LOL, I went once when it was Polish got the Russian treatment from big breasted woman, the name eludes me.

Originally Posted by Amplitude [View Original Post]

I took advantage of an SO hall pass on Thursday and headed over to checkout the much discussed masked wonder at Saani. She must have broke it off a moment with one of you guys. Sorry about that. But after a couple minutes she came to the door and said it'd be an hour. She's certainly older but my curiosity is peaked enough to come back one day and try her.

So on to Harmony. It'd been since before pandemic that I've visited. I go back 20 years there at least for when they had the red little skirt uniformed k-girls. Then a Polish gal place.

Mama Lee knew me from somewhere. She sent in Coco just arrived from New York. 34 years old. A smoke show if you like them slim and c cupped. Lee said two more new girls coming this weekend. But Coco provided the usual full boat at usual fees.

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**CivicSi213** · 04-07-24 00:54

Recently saw happy at harmony. I first saw her when she first started a few years back she easily made it to my top three of all time. However, that has changed saw her recently the poor thing looked burned out and definitely not the same. She was very cold and mechanical. I will not repeat, hopefully she takes a long break. I don't recommend.

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**Ronacin** · 04-06-24 15:42

Originally Posted by Amplitude [View Original Post]

I took advantage of an SO hall pass on Thursday and headed over to checkout the much discussed masked wonder at Saani. She must have broke it off a moment with one of you guys. Sorry about that. But after a couple minutes she came to the door and said it'd be an hour. She's certainly older but my curiosity is peaked enough to come back one day and try her.

So on to Harmony. It'd been since before pandemic that I've visited. I go back 20 years there at least for when they had the red little skirt uniformed k-girls. Then a Polish gal place.

Mama Lee knew me from somewhere. She sent in Coco just arrived from New York. 34 years old. A smoke show if you like them slim and c cupped. Lee said two more new girls coming this weekend. But Coco provided the usual full boat at usual fees.

So she still is very busy, 5-6 months ago was not crowded at all, I would go either straight or just wait 5 minutes.

I was thinking to pay a visit, but after your review, I will hold for now.

**Amplitude** · 04-06-24 13:28

I took advantage of an SO hall pass on Thursday and headed over to checkout the much discussed masked wonder at Saani. She must have broke it off a moment with one of you guys. Sorry about that. But after a couple minutes she came to the door and said it'd be an hour. She's certainly older but my curiosity is peaked enough to come back one day and try her.

So on to Harmony. It'd been since before pandemic that I've visited. I go back 20 years there at least for when they had the red little skirt uniformed k-girls. Then a Polish gal place.

Mama Lee knew me from somewhere. She sent in Coco just arrived from New York. 34 years old. A smoke show if you like them slim and c cupped. Lee said two more new girls coming this weekend. But Coco provided the usual full boat at usual fees.

**WhiteDonger** · 04-03-24 11:28

Originally Posted by UsaJB007 [View Original Post]

Thank you for your inputs. Much appreciated.

IS She more on the fuller side (I prefer meat on the bones). Are the tits real or manmade? Was L3 worth it or just mechanical?

Yeah more meat on the bones, face wasn't doing anything for me either but to each their own.

Tits were real, did not opt for L3 because the massage table felt very unsecure and we were in her living room.

**UsaJB007** · 04-03-24 00:51

Thank you for your inputs. Much appreciated.

IS She more on the fuller side (I prefer meat on the bones). Are the tits real or manmade? Was L3 worth it or just mechanical?

Originally Posted by WhiteDonger [View Original Post]

She doesn't look as good as those pics at all. No real Nuru offered, it's a half-hearted rubdown. May or may not be with oil (I've seen her twice, once she used coconut oil and second time didn't use / offer anything). L1 for the rate in ad, L2 and L3 are offered. I was told an extra 100 and 200 respectfully but when I said no to the L3 price she lowered it to same as L2, but she might not for you.

I think if she's all you have time for go for it, but given how close she is to Daisy or Harmony there's always better options.

**WhiteDonger** · 04-01-24 15:27

Originally Posted by UsaJB007 [View Original Post]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-36980.html

Been meaning to indulge, 1.2 for 30 min Nude Nuru sounds interesting but not sure if L3 is offered. If yes would like to know if it is reasonable.

She doesn't look as good as those pics at all. No real Nuru offered, it's a half-hearted rubdown. May or may not be with oil (I've seen her twice, once she used coconut oil and second time didn't use / offer anything). L1 for the rate in ad, L2 and L3 are offered. I was told an extra 100 and 200 respectfully but when I said no to the L3 price she lowered it to same as L2, but she might not for you.

I think if she's all you have time for go for it, but given how close she is to Daisy or Harmony there's always better options.

**UsaJB007** · 03-26-24 01:43

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-36980.html

Been meaning to indulge, 1.2 for 30 min Nude Nuru sounds interesting but not sure if L3 is offered. If yes would like to know if it is reasonable.

**HankyDaPanky** · 03-18-24 16:25

Originally Posted by CakeLover13 [View Original Post]

Which sunflower, forest park, or chicago, or is there a new one in the norridge area?

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Yes, it was Forest Park.

**CakeLover13** · 03-16-24 10:31

Which sunflower, forest park, or chicago, or is there a new one in the norridge area?

Originally Posted by HankyDaPanky [View Original Post]

Well. . . Not sure I'd repeat. Actually I am sure I wouldn't. Bigger than I like, huge lungs. Rough hands, but a good demeanor.

Greeeeaat massage! Deep tissue. Got junior off with the girls barreling down on me. GPS! Said she wanted 80 because I got to see the girls, I said c'Mon.! Overpaid at 70 for the extra attention (my opinion), but the massage was good. Live and learn.

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**HankyDaPanky** · 03-15-24 09:28

Well. . . Not sure I'd repeat. Actually I am sure I wouldn't. Bigger than I like, huge lungs. Rough hands, but a good demeanor.

Greeeeaat massage! Deep tissue. Got junior off with the girls barreling down on me. GPS! Said she wanted 80 because I got to see the girls, I said c'Mon.! Overpaid at 70 for the extra attention (my opinion), but the massage was good. Live and learn.