Massage Parlor Reports

[CivicSi213]

Recently saw happy at harmony. I first saw her when she first started a few years back she easily made it to my top three of all time. However, that has changed saw her recently the poor thing looked burned out and definitely not the same. She was very cold and mechanical. I will not repeat, hopefully she takes a long break. I don't recommend.

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[Ronacin]

I took advantage of an SO hall pass on Thursday and headed over to checkout the much discussed masked wonder at Saani. She must have broke it off a moment with one of you guys. Sorry about that. But after a couple minutes she came to the door and said it'd be an hour. She's certainly older but my curiosity is peaked enough to come back one day and try her.

So on to Harmony. It'd been since before pandemic that I've visited. I go back 20 years there at least for when they had the red little skirt uniformed k-girls. Then a Polish gal place.

Mama Lee knew me from somewhere. She sent in Coco just arrived from New York. 34 years old. A smoke show if you like them slim and c cupped. Lee said two more new girls coming this weekend. But Coco provided the usual full boat at usual fees.

So she still is very busy, 5-6 months ago was not crowded at all, I would go either straight or just wait 5 minutes.

I was thinking to pay a visit, but after your review, I will hold for now.

[Amplitude]

I took advantage of an SO hall pass on Thursday and headed over to checkout the much discussed masked wonder at Saani. She must have broke it off a moment with one of you guys. Sorry about that. But after a couple minutes she came to the door and said it'd be an hour. She's certainly older but my curiosity is peaked enough to come back one day and try her.

So on to Harmony. It'd been since before pandemic that I've visited. I go back 20 years there at least for when they had the red little skirt uniformed k-girls. Then a Polish gal place.

Mama Lee knew me from somewhere. She sent in Coco just arrived from New York. 34 years old. A smoke show if you like them slim and c cupped. Lee said two more new girls coming this weekend. But Coco provided the usual full boat at usual fees.

[WhiteDonger]

Thank you for your inputs. Much appreciated.

IS She more on the fuller side (I prefer meat on the bones). Are the tits real or manmade? Was L3 worth it or just mechanical?

Yeah more meat on the bones, face wasn't doing anything for me either but to each their own.

Tits were real, did not opt for L3 because the massage table felt very unsecure and we were in her living room.

[UsaJB007]

Thank you for your inputs. Much appreciated.

IS She more on the fuller side (I prefer meat on the bones). Are the tits real or manmade? Was L3 worth it or just mechanical?

She doesn't look as good as those pics at all. No real Nuru offered, it's a half-hearted rubdown. May or may not be with oil (I've seen her twice, once she used coconut oil and second time didn't use / offer anything). L1 for the rate in ad, L2 and L3 are offered. I was told an extra 100 and 200 respectfully but when I said no to the L3 price she lowered it to same as L2, but she might not for you.

I think if she's all you have time for go for it, but given how close she is to Daisy or Harmony there's always better options.

[WhiteDonger]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-36980.html

Been meaning to indulge, 1.2 for 30 min Nude Nuru sounds interesting but not sure if L3 is offered. If yes would like to know if it is reasonable.

She doesn't look as good as those pics at all. No real Nuru offered, it's a half-hearted rubdown. May or may not be with oil (I've seen her twice, once she used coconut oil and second time didn't use / offer anything). L1 for the rate in ad, L2 and L3 are offered. I was told an extra 100 and 200 respectfully but when I said no to the L3 price she lowered it to same as L2, but she might not for you.

I think if she's all you have time for go for it, but given how close she is to Daisy or Harmony there's always better options.

[UsaJB007]

https://www.rubrankings.com/united-s...age-36980.html

Been meaning to indulge, 1.2 for 30 min Nude Nuru sounds interesting but not sure if L3 is offered. If yes would like to know if it is reasonable.

[HankyDaPanky]

Which sunflower, forest park, or chicago, or is there a new one in the norridge area?

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Yes, it was Forest Park.

[CakeLover13]

Which sunflower, forest park, or chicago, or is there a new one in the norridge area?

Well. . . Not sure I'd repeat. Actually I am sure I wouldn't. Bigger than I like, huge lungs. Rough hands, but a good demeanor.

Greeeeaat massage! Deep tissue. Got junior off with the girls barreling down on me. GPS! Said she wanted 80 because I got to see the girls, I said c'Mon.! Overpaid at 70 for the extra attention (my opinion), but the massage was good. Live and learn.

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[HankyDaPanky]

Well. . . Not sure I'd repeat. Actually I am sure I wouldn't. Bigger than I like, huge lungs. Rough hands, but a good demeanor.

Greeeeaat massage! Deep tissue. Got junior off with the girls barreling down on me. GPS! Said she wanted 80 because I got to see the girls, I said c'Mon.! Overpaid at 70 for the extra attention (my opinion), but the massage was good. Live and learn.

[TommyZee]

I have called and asked who is working and they've not said any names. I've seen Happy, would repeat with her. Sarah would repeat in a pinch (agree on variety is the spice of life). Julie I wouldn't. Agreed, that's the fun of the "chase" is trying to book one with her. I think she's hot af.

Stopped by this gem twice now and got Sarah both times. I agree she gives a great table shower and a great massage. Think she had on the same sparkly dress as well. Quoted me 2. For everything I only pushed to 1.8 bc I was ramped up and not in the mood to walk away. Always starts with some great mouth play on the balls and her sneaky mouth condom application is almost seamless. Very reactive to DATY. Seemed open to almost all positions. A real pleaser.

Judging by the young mamasan's clothes I'm willing to bet she doesn't work in the back ever, but you never know. I've seen some posts about Happy who works there but what are some of the other available. Variety is the spice of life.

[TommyZee]

Crosspost from Chi-Board as I knocked out 3 reviews in 1.

Been running around with work & travel, quick drops.

HARMONY. Julie.

2 weeks later I drew Julie but got walked back to the room by the mousy nerdy girl who always flirts. Got her name and asked if I could have a session with her, she laughed and passed it off as "you don't want me". Going to keep trying, ha. Julie was also 40's, decent body, very similar to Sarah with a smidge less ass. Table shower than got it on. Also a fair / decent CBJ, rotated a few positions and could tell the girth was bothering her (can guarantee it wasn't the length) so she asked to finish with HJ. I ended up finishing myself, not her fault as she put in the effort. Wouldn't repeat with her.

[Ronacin]

Donation for 3 pops? Hopefully you were hydrating.

At Saany you don't have an amount established to pay, but if you go there and put $250 (including the hr. Massage) you will get the most of this Girl. She will do BBBJ even without asking for donation. Just give the money upfront and you won't regret it. Just make sure is either Julie or Anna, I believe is the same girl. She will drain your brains out.

[Ronacin]

Cumberland ave, just south if Lawrence ave, in a strip mall.

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I didn't see it before when driving on that area, I will try it once I have a chance. I like to go to different places even without reviews.

[Derek110]

Went on Tuesday afternoon, sadly the mousy / nerdy mamasan wasn't there. Older lady. Didn't call before and figured would go luck of the draw. Had to wait about 15 minutes in the room but Sarah walked in with a pink sparkly dress on, she was taller, guessing 40's / B cup / okay ass. Nice table shower, ended up massaging her to standing CBJ (decent) to standing mish, doggy, then finished in mish. Haven't finished in mish for a while and thought I pulled a muscle after, need to go back to the gym, ha. 80 for the session, 160 for Sarah. Still want to try to book with that nerdy girl at the front, anyone know her name?

Stopped by this gem twice now and got Sarah both times. I agree she gives a great table shower and a great massage. Think she had on the same sparkly dress as well. Quoted me 2. For everything I only pushed to 1.8 bc I was ramped up and not in the mood to walk away. Always starts with some great mouth play on the balls and her sneaky mouth condom application is almost seamless. Very reactive to DATY. Seemed open to almost all positions. A real pleaser.

Judging by the young mamasan's clothes I'm willing to bet she doesn't work in the back ever, but you never know. I've seen some posts about Happy who works there but what are some of the other available. Variety is the spice of life.