Massage Parlor Reports

**EdCarbone** · 07-26-19 16:44

Tried this one out: https://chicago.rubratings.com/121218.

The two closeup pics showing the lower half of her face down to cleavage (wearing the red bra and the other in the black dress) are her, but the rest must be someone else because she does not have a waistline and the boobs sag way down for such a young woman. I did the. 6 for 45 min rub. She was friendly and nice. Massage sucked. Zero skill. She wanted. 5 for HE and another. 5 for topless. Bargained down to. 7 for both. HE seemed unskilled, though she was nice enough to keep asking how it felt. Overall, not worth it. Not going back.

**FnlvnGuy** · 06-22-19 17:21

Thanks to our fellow ErvsBlues I visited the spa today. Massage was great. It was my first time there and MT was shy / afraid and not very relaxed. As the time progressed and we spoke, she got more confident. I left happy with the experience and will visit again. Door. 8 and tip. 4.

Thanks again to all contributors and to the forum organizers.

**ErvsBlues** · 06-21-19 16:38

Made another visit to Pink a couple of weeks ago. And as has been discussed before, the MTs aren't the youngest or most beautiful, but IMHO their talent truly makes up for it.

Went in on a Thursday afternoon, greeted like an old friend. Started with a very thorough TS, almost had me at that. Had to slow down a bit. 5 minutes in the sauna, and then back to the room for a massage. BTW. All of the MTs there give great legit massage, worked out some kinks in my back. Next, great fingertip teasing. Including, new to me, teasing with her tongue. Light tonguing of my ass, balls and taint. Delicious. Flip, more teasing, and then topless BBBJ. Finished with more massage.

80 door for an hour, 60 tip. Not a bad deal IMHO.

Cheers, be safe out there gentlemen.

**StanleyStankas** · 05-17-19 10:56

Has gunnison been gone? Don't go by there these days as a few years back I was up and down that street everyday. Just happened to swing on the way to and from errands with the truck and see it completely empty. I mean that little strip center has nothing that stays except the insurance place, the dentist and the irish gift shop. Anything that was dramatic? In it's passing. Just interested is all as I used to give tips on where to and where not to hang back waiting in vehicles. Will copy this in norridge as well.

**DomCorazon** · 04-10-19 23:15

I've been to X probably 20 plus times and percentage wise, its been worthwhile. One chick I saw 5 times in 2 weeks, this San Fran chick had the tightest pussy I've every been in and when you get a new girl from one of the coasts its always good cause they are so giving. Right now for me its on decline and probably won't get any worse as I probably won't go back. Went to H once late at night and must of got the cleaning lady cause it wasn't that great. I don't mind the X tables even though they're a little small. For the fun stuff she's on the bottom for mish or lazy k9. I started in 2016 and I don't expect anything as far as massages go, they're non existent.

**Walker333** · 04-10-19 15:20

Originally Posted by Terrapin911 [View Original Post]

Price is the same. Harmony has extremely comfortable tables and I've always received a decent average rub there. Seen two gals there one was more open menu but a little older (late 40's) and not such a tight body, the other was very attractive Thai gal with a great rack and nice body but was not as open. Ex The tables are EXTREMELY HARD and uncomfortable, I have seen at least 4 gals, all Korean, they all had great bodies and were open to fun. Got the best deep tissue massage I have ever had from Momo at Ex, she worked out some very crunchy deep knots in my shoulders, she really worked on them hard until she got them out (somewhat painful at the time but I felt amazing for days after) Overall I've had a better time for the money with hotter gals at Ex. I still need to see Coco at Harmony, but I have not been able to pull myself away from Ex despite the uncomfortable tables and the fact that the price in both places it higher than I feel it should be.

TP.

I believe at one time harmony had, maybe still has, 45 min limit instead of 60. In any case X is always and only Korean, long time ago there was a Japanese mt. At H there are or were some Chinese and Mongolians, even Thai once or twice. Overall, IMHO, H is more expensive although better decorated and cleaner, fresher.

**Terrapin911** · 04-10-19 03:31

Originally Posted by SpanXXXX1 [View Original Post]

I've been to Excercise spa, never been to Harmony. Is there a big difference between the 2?

Price is the same. Harmony has extremely comfortable tables and I've always received a decent average rub there. Seen two gals there one was more open menu but a little older (late 40's) and not such a tight body, the other was very attractive Thai gal with a great rack and nice body but was not as open. Ex The tables are EXTREMELY HARD and uncomfortable, I have seen at least 4 gals, all Korean, they all had great bodies and were open to fun. Got the best deep tissue massage I have ever had from Momo at Ex, she worked out some very crunchy deep knots in my shoulders, she really worked on them hard until she got them out (somewhat painful at the time but I felt amazing for days after) Overall I've had a better time for the money with hotter gals at Ex. I still need to see Coco at Harmony, but I have not been able to pull myself away from Ex despite the uncomfortable tables and the fact that the price in both places it higher than I feel it should be.

TP.

**Yoni Sniffer** · 04-09-19 20:51

Originally Posted by ErvsBlues [View Original Post]

They're younger than me, LOL. Decent looking for Chinese women in their 30's-40's. No, they're not young beauty queens, but their attitude and talent make up for it.

I can agree with that. Younger and more beautiful is not the point for me. I like to be comfortable and communicate intelligently with the girl who services me.

**SpanXXXX1** · 03-30-19 15:36

I've been to Excercise spa, never been to Harmony. Is there a big difference between the 2?

**ErvsBlues** · 02-11-19 13:36

Originally Posted by DomCorazon [View Original Post]

Would you even want one?

They're younger than me, LOL. Decent looking for Chinese women in their 30's-40's. No, they're not young beauty queens, but their attitude and talent make up for it.

**DomCorazon** · 02-09-19 21:45

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

The ladies that work there are a bit older.

Would you even want one?

**ErvsBlues** · 02-08-19 12:17

Originally Posted by SideTalker [View Original Post]

Visited Pink Spa the other day.

Location is not exactly discreet but once inside nice and clean.

The ladies that work there are a bit older. Since this was my first time it took some time to get them to do L1, but in the end it worked out. Decent massage otherwise. May repeat to build rapport as conveniently located for me but also nothing too crazy good.

Pink's been my goto for a while if I'm looking for a good massage with a little extra. Being a frequent flyer definitely gets you more though. I've dreamed that familiarity gets you a lot of tease and BBBJ.

**SideTalker** · 02-03-19 19:26

Visited Pink Spa the other day.

Location is not exactly discreet but once inside nice and clean.

The ladies that work there are a bit older. Since this was my first time it took some time to get them to do L1, but in the end it worked out. Decent massage otherwise. May repeat to build rapport as conveniently located for me but also nothing too crazy good.

**Walker333** · 01-11-19 13:45

Originally Posted by DonTheMon [View Original Post]

TTT.

HEY mike. Thinking about stopping in and seeing coco. You think BBFS is available and at what cost? Or perhaps do you think she would go DT on m? Hard to believe you decided that you were too big to go inside her. Does she have a problem with size? Very rare problem for her. Happy new year.

It's strictly covered, no exceptions, according to what she said, regardless of the price. Although, IMHO, it's overpriced anyway.

**Shorty58** · 12-27-18 16:59

Originally Posted by DonTheMon [View Original Post]

TTT.

HEY mike. Thinking about stopping in and seeing coco. You think BBFS is available and at what cost? Or perhaps do you think she would go DT on m? Hard to believe you decided that you were too big to go inside her. Does she have a problem with size? Very rare problem for her. Happy new year.

I've been there a few times, everything was covered but great service.