Massage Parlor Reports

[Eddinger]

Had nana. She's ok. Nice figure. Incredible large natural tits. Gave an average shower and average massage and was fun to fuck in a bunch of positions. Nice face and gorgeous eyes. 80 + 160.

[Chicago Hotdog]

I called them about 15 minutes after they opened and told the Mama-San that I was planning to be there around noon. I also asked if Nana would be available.

When I arrived, I was met at the door by the Mama-San. We chatted for a couple of minutes, and then she walked me back to the last room in that hallway, and she returned up to the front. Shortly thereafter, a young lady entered, she gave me a big hug and a light lip kiss. She was slim, tall (5' 7" 5'8" with a mammoth set of DDs. She was wearing a short, black, body clinging dress. She inquired if I was interested in a TS, and sauna. I told her that I was. I gave her the room rent, then she departed. I stripped down completely and waited for her return.

When she returned, she wrapped a towel around my waist and told me to follow her. I gave her a tip, she thanked me, and we walked down the hall to the shower room. She adjusted the temperature to a nice warm level. She instructed me to lay face down and she began to sanitize the entire back of my body, paying special attention to all the cracks and crevices. She told me to flip and did the same clean-up on the front side. After completion, she grabbed a fluffy towel and dried my whole body. After that she walked me to the sauna and left me there for about a few minutes.

When she returned, we walked back to the massage room. We shared a nice hug and a light lip kiss. I sat on the edge of the table, and Nana motioned for me to lay face down on the table for a massage. I told her that I was not interested in a massage today. She smiled, spread my legs apart and before she parked her ass in that newly opened space, up against my crotch, she hiked the bottom of her dress to her waist. She reached back and grabbed each one of my hands and placed them on her huge globes. As I massaged them, I used a downward motion to drag the top of her dress down, to expose both of her breast. After several minutes, she got up and removed her short form fitting dress and skimpy thong. She motioned for me to lay down (face -up) on the table. She grabbed a cover and began a (just ok) CBJ. After about 10 minutes, I asked to lay back down, and I massaged and kissed both of her twins. After a few minutes, I moved down and tongued her and began to use my fingertip to massage her button. I started to insert my finger and was another girl from this establishment, who told me that she does not like that. After what seemed like at least 10 minutes, I rose up and changed places with her. She took a warm cloth and wiped my juice covered face.

Nana began another CBJ before we employed several positions, to include CG, Mis, Dog, and Standing Dog. I was not able to nut in any of those positions, so Nana finished me off with a CBJ.

After a couple of minutes, she got up, gathered a warm cloth, and proceeded to clean me up. After I got dressed, we hugged again, and she walked me to the door.

I had an OK time, but I would not run back to see her again. I do not think that I said or did anything out of line, however, I just felt that she was not very engaged in our session. Maybe just a bad day for her or she was just not that into me. Of the last 3 ladies that I met with at Harmony, I would rank Kandi #1, Lucy #2, and Nana #3.

[Chicago Hotdog]

How much did you tip? Sounds like BBBJ is on the table with her?

I gave her a 1. 6 tip. Yes BBBJ is on the table.

[MikeJones333]

I called early in the morning and asked if I needed to make an appointment. Since I was just there a couple of days ago, the mama-san recognized my phone number, and told me that I did not need to make an appointment. She also asked me who I wanted to see. Based on reading a recent post by "eddinger," I asked if Kandi was available. Lucky for me she was available, so I set-up a meeting with Kandi for mid-morning.

When I arrived, the Mama-San walked me back to a room. Shortly thereafter, in walks a short (5' to 5'2" thin beauty. She had light blue highlights in her hair and some nice-looking artwork on her shoulder and back. She was wearing a nice body hugging a short black dress. I handed her the house fee, and she departed to pay the house their share. I next stripped completely and waited for my new friend. When she returned, she inquired if I wanted a shower. I told her that I did. Kandi wrapped my naked body with a bath towel, grabbed my hand and we walked to the table shower room.

While adjusting the water temperature, she rinsed off the top of the table. When complete, she told me to lay face down. She then began a total sanitization of my entire body, paying special attention to all the cracks and crevasse. When she was done, she dried me with a new bath towel. Kandi asked me if I wanted to use the sauna. I did, so she walked me over to that room. I was in only a couple of minutes when she walked me back to my massage room.

When we got there, I reached into my slacks and pulled out her tip and handed it to her. Wide eyed, she thanked me with a light lip kiss and a hug. She removed her dress and as I sat on the edge of the table, she knelt and proceeded to grab Jr with her hand and with her tongue and lips softly introduced herself to my sack. She spent several minutes before she engulfed my stiffened shaft in her oral cavity. She motioned for me to lay back down on the table, and she continued with her amazing oral work. She then applied a cover and mounted me. After a few minutes, I motioned for her to lay down and I kissed and sucked on her already hardened tips while also caressing her well done large "C's" or smaller "D's". I moved down, and had an enjoyable dining experience, while adding a single digit, and then 2 digits, she told me to please only use one. She was very wet and had a pleasant taste.

After several minutes we went through a few various positions CG, ACG, with both of her legs on my shoulders, mis. She suggested that I stand on the floor while she positioned herself on the edge of the table, we continued with mis, then doggie. I then told her that I wanted to finish with a BJ. I was hoping that she would remove the cover, however, she did finish me off with a CBJ. I had a fun time with Kandi, and after I sample the other ladies, plan on more time with her.

How much did you tip? Sounds like BBBJ is on the table with her?

[CivicSi213]

I called early in the morning and asked if I needed to make an appointment. Since I was just there a couple of days ago, the mama-san recognized my phone number, and told me that I did not need to make an appointment. She also asked me who I wanted to see. Based on reading a recent post by "eddinger," I asked if Kandi was available. Lucky for me she was available, so I set-up a meeting with Kandi for mid-morning.

When I arrived, the Mama-San walked me back to a room. Shortly thereafter, in walks a short (5' to 5'2" thin beauty. She had light blue highlights in her hair and some nice-looking artwork on her shoulder and back. She was wearing a nice body hugging a short black dress. I handed her the house fee, and she departed to pay the house their share. I next stripped completely and waited for my new friend. When she returned, she inquired if I wanted a shower. I told her that I did. Kandi wrapped my naked body with a bath towel, grabbed my hand and we walked to the table shower room.

While adjusting the water temperature, she rinsed off the top of the table. When complete, she told me to lay face down. She then began a total sanitization of my entire body, paying special attention to all the cracks and crevasse. When she was done, she dried me with a new bath towel. Kandi asked me if I wanted to use the sauna. I did, so she walked me over to that room. I was in only a couple of minutes when she walked me back to my massage room.

When we got there, I reached into my slacks and pulled out her tip and handed it to her. Wide eyed, she thanked me with a light lip kiss and a hug. She removed her dress and as I sat on the edge of the table, she knelt and proceeded to grab Jr with her hand and with her tongue and lips softly introduced herself to my sack. She spent several minutes before she engulfed my stiffened shaft in her oral cavity. She motioned for me to lay back down on the table, and she continued with her amazing oral work. She then applied a cover and mounted me. After a few minutes, I motioned for her to lay down and I kissed and sucked on her already hardened tips while also caressing her well done large "C's" or smaller "D's". I moved down, and had an enjoyable dining experience, while adding a single digit, and then 2 digits, she told me to please only use one. She was very wet and had a pleasant taste.

After several minutes we went through a few various positions CG, ACG, with both of her legs on my shoulders, mis. She suggested that I stand on the floor while she positioned herself on the edge of the table, we continued with mis, then doggie. I then told her that I wanted to finish with a BJ. I was hoping that she would remove the cover, however, she did finish me off with a CBJ. I had a fun time with Kandi, and after I sample the other ladies, plan on more time with her.

Nicely done, I had a blast with Kandi a few weeks ago. She has a good attitude and is a sweetheart. I believe the only one you have left in Nana, I haven't seen, but I heard she is a hottie, her service has been described as lackluster but that was last time she was here which I believe was a couple years ago. Never seen her, but would like to get back when time allows.

Keep it up chi dog, good stuff.

SI.

[Chicago Hotdog]

I called early in the morning and asked if I needed to make an appointment. Since I was just there a couple of days ago, the mama-san recognized my phone number, and told me that I did not need to make an appointment. She also asked me who I wanted to see. Based on reading a recent post by "eddinger," I asked if Kandi was available. Lucky for me she was available, so I set-up a meeting with Kandi for mid-morning.

When I arrived, the Mama-San walked me back to a room. Shortly thereafter, in walks a short (5' to 5'2" thin beauty. She had light blue highlights in her hair and some nice-looking artwork on her shoulder and back. She was wearing a nice body hugging a short black dress. I handed her the house fee, and she departed to pay the house their share. I next stripped completely and waited for my new friend. When she returned, she inquired if I wanted a shower. I told her that I did. Kandi wrapped my naked body with a bath towel, grabbed my hand and we walked to the table shower room.

While adjusting the water temperature, she rinsed off the top of the table. When complete, she told me to lay face down. She then began a total sanitization of my entire body, paying special attention to all the cracks and crevasse. When she was done, she dried me with a new bath towel. Kandi asked me if I wanted to use the sauna. I did, so she walked me over to that room. I was in only a couple of minutes when she walked me back to my massage room.

When we got there, I reached into my slacks and pulled out her tip and handed it to her. Wide eyed, she thanked me with a light lip kiss and a hug. She removed her dress and as I sat on the edge of the table, she knelt and proceeded to grab Jr with her hand and with her tongue and lips softly introduced herself to my sack. She spent several minutes before she engulfed my stiffened shaft in her oral cavity. She motioned for me to lay back down on the table, and she continued with her amazing oral work. She then applied a cover and mounted me. After a few minutes, I motioned for her to lay down and I kissed and sucked on her already hardened tips while also caressing her well done large "C's" or smaller "D's". I moved down, and had an enjoyable dining experience, while adding a single digit, and then 2 digits, she told me to please only use one. She was very wet and had a pleasant taste.

After several minutes we went through a few various positions CG, ACG, with both of her legs on my shoulders, mis. She suggested that I stand on the floor while she positioned herself on the edge of the table, we continued with mis, then doggie. I then told her that I wanted to finish with a BJ. I was hoping that she would remove the cover, however, she did finish me off with a CBJ. I had a fun time with Kandi, and after I sample the other ladies, plan on more time with her.

[Goofy89]

Planning to visit Harmony this weekend anybody know if 2 pop is available.

[Chicago Hotdog]

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On my way to the hotel, I sent her a message that I was on my way, and aging after I parked. She texted back her room number, and I was on my way up. When I arrived at her door, I gave the door a slight knock. She opened the door, I was met by a 40 something chunky (probably at least 50 to 75 lbs. Heaver) than any of the photos that I had seen, and it was not even close.

She asked for the donation even before I removed my jacket. She told me to remove my clothes, and lay down on the bed. I was facing up, and she kept her robe on and slightly open (not displaying anything). She sat cross-legged (Indian style) down by my feet, and began a HJ. After a few minutes, the little guy, was standing at attention. That is when I found out that I had been suckered. That was all I was going to get. I did get to bust over her hand, however, it was a very costly manual HJ.

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[Chicago Hotdog]

This is my first visit to Harmony Spa. I called them about 15 minutes after they opened and told them that I wanted to be there sometime before lunch. I also asked if I needed to make an appointment. I was told that I could just walk in and did not need an appointment today.

When I arrived, I was met at the door by one of the young MTs, as the Mamasan was at the bank. She walked me back to the last room in that hallway. When asked, I had told her that this was my first visit. I was interested in a TS, and sauna, as well as a massage. Shortly thereafter, a young lady entered, she gave me a big hug and a light lip kiss, and reconfirmed what I was interested in and the cost for a 45-minute session. I gave her the room rent, and before she departed, she told me to undress down to my underwear. I stripped down completely and waited for her return.

When she returned, she wrapped a towel around my waist and told me to follow her. We walked down the hall to the shower room. She washed down the table and at the same time adjusted the temperature to a nice warm level. She instructed me to lay face down and she began to sanitize the entire back of my body, paying special attention to all the cracks and crevices. She told me to flip and did the same clean-up on the front side. After completion, she grabbed a fluffy towel and dried my whole body. After that she walked me to the sauna and left me there for about 10 minutes.

When she returned, we walked back to the massage room. She removed her short form fitting dress, and we proceeded to hug and light kiss. I patted the table, while motioning her to lay down. I began to caress and suck on her natural B's. After a few minutes, I moved down and tongued her and used my fingertip to massage her button. I started to insert my finger and was told she does not like that.

We switched positions, and she displayed her impressive oral abilities. She slowly employed her tongue to barely lick the tip, shaft, taint, and a little rimming. She spent about 10 minutes down between my wide opened lower limbs.

We changed positions again, and with both of her legs high up on my shoulders, I spent several minutes in mis, and then had her get on all four, and spent another couple of minutes hitting her from behind. I told her that it would be better if we had standing dog. We both got off the massage table and she stood up, and leaned against a chair, lifted, and held her right leg up, grabbed Jr and inserted him into her very wet opening. She took a good pounding, and I blew in the bag. We laid back down again to catch our breath. After a couple of minutes, she got up, gathered a warm cloth, and proceeded to clean me up. After I got dressed, we hugged again, and she walked me to the door.

I had a fun time, and I want to thank all the posters here that have given me the data through their posts that allowed me to select some exceptionally good providers.

[Eddinger]

I have been to harmony a number of times in the past few weeks. I saw Kandi, Coco and Happy. All three were pretty fantastic and all three were pretty hot.

In order of looks for my taste: Happy was the hottest, Coco was next, and Kandi was third, but it wasn't a big spread. Kandi has blue extensions and tattoos which are hot but also weren't my taste, so that's the reasons there. In terms of good time it was prob the reverse, Kandi was wild and just an amazing time, we fucked all over, in diff positions, standing, on table, bent over table, me holding her upside down so I could eat her out while she blew me upside down. She was fantastic. I had a thumb fully up her ass while finishing her slamming into her from behind with her on the table. Coco was all around good and gave an amazing rimming for a while and happy was wonderful in a totally normal way. Coco and Happy have the best tits and body IMO.

[Wenger]

Had a visit with the masked wonder and everything was as reported by others so no specific details to add. Only thing that no one seems to have mentioned is how strong she is, I thought she was going to dislocate my toe. I do love the no haggling and will be back if only for that.

[Walker333]

Hey guys,

I like to bring my own cover since I heard the rumor that some of these places recycle them (which just seems crazy but yeah).

Do you ever bring a flavored one so she'll enjoy it more in her mouth?

Some providers will wipe lubricant out no matte how nicely it smells before taking it into their mouthes. Some others probably wouldn't care about their flavors.

[ScoffLaw32]

Hey guys,

I like to bring my own cover since I heard the rumor that some of these places recycle them (which just seems crazy but yeah).

Do you ever bring a flavored one so she'll enjoy it more in her mouth?

[Amplitude]

Great post,. I've seen the masked one, she had a mouthful of my ass for 20 minutes a few months ago. Then L2. That place and United were my old stomping grounds years ago. Usually once or twice a week. I haven't been to harmony in ages. Always a good time, but the uniformed K girls I remember, VIP spa it was called, very first place I broke into the hobby at. I found an add in the back of a SunTimes newspaper, right past the box scores. LOL, I went once when it was Polish got the Russian treatment from big breasted woman, the name eludes me.

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I always wondered who at the Sun-Times might have had the sports section pussy ad accounts. Poor sap probably went broke as the AMPs got busted. Those ads led me out of town for my first AMP CIP in Rockford. I still have Rainbow Spa dreams (actual dreams!).

[CakeLover13]

Great post,. I've seen the masked one, she had a mouthful of my ass for 20 minutes a few months ago. Then L2. That place and United were my old stomping grounds years ago. Usually once or twice a week. I haven't been to harmony in ages. Always a good time, but the uniformed K girls I remember, VIP spa it was called, very first place I broke into the hobby at. I found an add in the back of a SunTimes newspaper, right past the box scores. LOL, I went once when it was Polish got the Russian treatment from big breasted woman, the name eludes me.

I took advantage of an SO hall pass on Thursday and headed over to checkout the much discussed masked wonder at Saani. She must have broke it off a moment with one of you guys. Sorry about that. But after a couple minutes she came to the door and said it'd be an hour. She's certainly older but my curiosity is peaked enough to come back one day and try her.

So on to Harmony. It'd been since before pandemic that I've visited. I go back 20 years there at least for when they had the red little skirt uniformed k-girls. Then a Polish gal place.

Mama Lee knew me from somewhere. She sent in Coco just arrived from New York. 34 years old. A smoke show if you like them slim and c cupped. Lee said two more new girls coming this weekend. But Coco provided the usual full boat at usual fees.

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