Strip Club Reports

[JohnRocket99]

Sorry, I just saw this post now. I used to be a regular at Heavenly Bodies. Not anymore. The cover is up to $15- *note it's less if you give them your cell #. I don't do that. Dress code- I think you need a collared shirt or sweater. No hats, sweatpants, or athletic shorts. Jeans or dockers is good enough. The main floor has 3 stages. It's a bikini club. All the gals wear bikinis and thongs on the main floor and on stage. Whether you're on the main floor or getting a dance- don't grab the dancers' butt or anything else. That will get you kicked out. The old VIP on the lower level (in the corner by the exit) is gone / no longer used. The private dances are done either upstairs or sometime way in the back of the club, but most are usually done upstairs. They're topless in private dances. You can put your hands on their waist during a private dance.

It's also a lot more expensive. It used to be 5 dances for $50 in the lower level. Now for upstairs it's 5 dances for $60 and you're pressured to buy the dancer a drink and tip the waitress upstairs. That makes it like 5 dances for $72-$80+. I got a second round of 5 dances (10 total) and the dancer ordered another drink. This one was like $20. I was not happy. Once in a private room, the only thing you'll get is a topless lap dance. Don't expect anything else. Note- if you want FS, skip this place and get an escort. There are cameras everywhere. The booths are really uncomfortable. They go like 4 feet back making it really awkward to sit. As if that wasn't enough, the dj kept shorting the songs even shorter than usual. They should be like 2 minutes- he was running them like 30 seconds to try and impress some of the dancers he liked which pissed me off. And my dancer shorted me on a song or two. I called her out on it in a nice but confident way, so she gave me another one. I usually don't have to do that. The Champagne Room or half hour is most likely a bigger ripoff. All you're getting are lap dances. I think they might sit and talk to you- not sure. I've never gone there..

What a God-Damned shame about HB's. I was a daytime guy. Had a lot of fun there. Drank a ton, had a bunch of laughs with the daytime crew. The girls were a different lot days, more mellow but still fun. Covid really killed it too, but the decline of the surrounding industrial park meant too little business besides Friday lunch. 5 for 50 was my deal.

[Kellster]

Hello.

Plan on being in Chicago area for couple nights in February.

Staying around Itasca area.

Read through the form; it appears HB is only SC around but to have very low to none expectations.

No nudity private dance area is what I'm gathering and none on stage.

What's the private dance rate?

Any other clubs near by I can check out?

What are the strip club laws like in IL?

Thanks in advance!

Sorry, I just saw this post now. I used to be a regular at Heavenly Bodies. Not anymore. The cover is up to $15- *note it's less if you give them your cell #. I don't do that. Dress code- I think you need a collared shirt or sweater. No hats, sweatpants, or athletic shorts. Jeans or dockers is good enough. The main floor has 3 stages. It's a bikini club. All the gals wear bikinis and thongs on the main floor and on stage. Whether you're on the main floor or getting a dance- don't grab the dancers' butt or anything else. That will get you kicked out. The old VIP on the lower level (in the corner by the exit) is gone / no longer used. The private dances are done either upstairs or sometime way in the back of the club, but most are usually done upstairs. They're topless in private dances. You can put your hands on their waist during a private dance.

It's also a lot more expensive. It used to be 5 dances for $50 in the lower level. Now for upstairs it's 5 dances for $60 and you're pressured to buy the dancer a drink and tip the waitress upstairs. That makes it like 5 dances for $72-$80+. I got a second round of 5 dances (10 total) and the dancer ordered another drink. This one was like $20. I was not happy. Once in a private room, the only thing you'll get is a topless lap dance. Don't expect anything else. Note- if you want FS, skip this place and get an escort. There are cameras everywhere. The booths are really uncomfortable. They go like 4 feet back making it really awkward to sit. As if that wasn't enough, the dj kept shorting the songs even shorter than usual. They should be like 2 minutes- he was running them like 30 seconds to try and impress some of the dancers he liked which pissed me off. And my dancer shorted me on a song or two. I called her out on it in a nice but confident way, so she gave me another one. I usually don't have to do that. The Champagne Room or half hour is most likely a bigger ripoff. All you're getting are lap dances. I think they might sit and talk to you- not sure. I've never gone there.

To summarize, Heavenly Bodies used to be a decent club if you were okay with seeing hot young women in bikinis and getting some reasonably priced, full-contact (depending on the dancer), topless lap dances with a comfortable chair. Now, it's become too expensive and a ripoff. Also, a lot of the knockouts who gave great dances from the old dayshift and nightshift are gone. Not sure how the newer crop is, but I'm not willing to find out after my latest trip. Not worth it imo.

[GeorgeMax]

Hello.

Plan on being in Chicago area for couple nights in February.

Staying around Itasca area.

Read through the form; it appears HB is only SC around but to have very low to none expectations.

No nudity private dance area is what I'm gathering and none on stage.

What's the private dance rate?

Any other clubs near by I can check out?

What are the strip club laws like in IL?

Thanks in advance!

Unfortunately HB has gotten even more unremarkable that previously experienced.

My suggestion is to spend that cash with an escort or body rub girl — you won't be suffer from blue balls!

[King310]

Hello.

Plan on being in Chicago area for couple nights in February.

Staying around Itasca area.

Read through the form; it appears HB is only SC around but to have very low to none expectations.

No nudity private dance area is what I'm gathering and none on stage.

What's the private dance rate?

Any other clubs near by I can check out?

What are the strip club laws like in IL?

Thanks in advance!

[Sguniy]

So I come out every 6 months it seems they do not go naked in the private anymore. I'm a little upset. The quality seems to have gone down for a place near the airport.

[Cyberpunk1011]

I haven't been there in over 5 years. It used to be that you paid a cover charge (half price on weekday afternoons) and you could order food or non-alcoholic drinks (not sure if there was anything but soda pop or water) as part of the charge. All you could eat.

The dancers on stage wore skimpy clothing, and occasionally stripped to a bikini, but no nudity.

If you went to the back room they would get topless, but not naked.

There was the semi-private room with rows of seats and a private VIP room, I didn't see the benefit of the VIP room as it was twice the price and still topless. The upsell for drinks happened in the VIP room.

Again, this is before Trump was elected. I saw they were closed last year in March because of COVID when I had a temp job near them, I did not know they had reopened.

First time to HB.

Not sure if they ever had any nudity but all the girls on the main floor were fully clothed. YMMV when you get a lapdance.

I heard they used to have free food. No longer the case.

When you go upstairs they try to upcharge you to make you buy the girl you're with a drink (of course they don't tell you this until you're right before entering your room). The "bartender" got in my face when I kept telling him no, I thought I was going to be walked out.

The girls still look pretty though. About 70% are white and 30% other ethnicities. Most of the dancers though didn't have great dancing skills (compared to clubs on the south side) and appeared to be getting by off their looks.

[StayPuff]

Any asians?

If there were they weren't memorable.

[HenryA77]

First time to HB.

Not sure if they ever had any nudity but all the girls on the main floor were fully clothed. YMMV when you get a lapdance.

I heard they used to have free food. No longer the case.

When you go upstairs they try to upcharge you to make you buy the girl you're with a drink (of course they don't tell you this until you're right before entering your room). The "bartender" got in my face when I kept telling him no, I thought I was going to be walked out.

The girls still look pretty though. About 70% are white and 30% other ethnicities. Most of the dancers though didn't have great dancing skills (compared to clubs on the south side) and appeared to be getting by off their looks.

Any asians?

[StayPuff]

First time to HB.

Not sure if they ever had any nudity but all the girls on the main floor were fully clothed. YMMV when you get a lapdance.

I heard they used to have free food. No longer the case.

When you go upstairs they try to upcharge you to make you buy the girl you're with a drink (of course they don't tell you this until you're right before entering your room). The "bartender" got in my face when I kept telling him no, I thought I was going to be walked out.

The girls still look pretty though. About 70% are white and 30% other ethnicities. Most of the dancers though didn't have great dancing skills (compared to clubs on the south side) and appeared to be getting by off their looks.

[MikeJones333]

I go once in awhile. They raised the cover charge which pissed me off so I don't go as often. Talent has gotten better. It's a bikini club. They go topless if you get dances.

The other poster is right- during dances keep your hands on their waist. If you grab their ass you'll get bounced. Some gals give very good, grinding dances- some don't. Champagne Room is a rip off- avoid. If you're looking for FS don't waste your time. Not happening.

Went to HB and they have a code you can text to get free cover pass. All food is completely free and mixed well drinks and domestic beers are $1. 50. Not a bad deal for that stuff!

[Kellster]

Anyone been to HB lately? Will be going this Friday.

I go once in awhile. They raised the cover charge which pissed me off so I don't go as often. Talent has gotten better. It's a bikini club. They go topless if you get dances.

The other poster is right- during dances keep your hands on their waist. If you grab their ass you'll get bounced. Some gals give very good, grinding dances- some don't. Champagne Room is a rip off- avoid. If you're looking for FS don't waste your time. Not happening.

[GoldenGreek]

Anyone been to HB lately? Will be going this Friday.

Horrible. Do not recommend.

[Fosterco]

Anyone been to HB lately? Will be going this Friday.

Depends what you're looking for. Most popular dances are 60 for 5 songs (10-15 minutes). No touching of asses or bottoms, but it's decent contact for the price. Some girls touch more than others. Wide variety of looks and experience. Drinks are cheap.

[MikeJones333]

Anyone been to HB lately? Will be going this Friday.

[Fosterco]

HB.

Planning a trip to HB this coming week. Anyone been there recently, any good talent?

I've had some decent experiences during the day on fridays. There's definitely some awkward talent, but I've found a few gems. Cheap experience and you get extended grind time. They're serious about the no touching policy though.