Massage Parlor Reports

[Sam Spade]

Let's say you did tip MMS and asked her to bring you the best girl available. She takes the money and assures you she's got just the girl for you. You go to your room and in comes your MT. Is she the best? How would you know? And better how? The nicest looking of all the girls at the spa? Matter of opinion of course. How about best performance? Is it possible that MMS knows which one gives the best BJ? Has she been watching the girl perform, or is she making a guess based on the smiles on the faces of customers as they leave?

Another thing, just how many MTs are there to chose from when you go to a spa that has a MMS? In my experience the most I have ever seen at one place if 4, even if the place has 6 to 8 rooms available.

And if MMS starts playing favorites and the other MTs find out? Trouble in paradise. I'd say if you frequent a certain spa and find a girl you really like, keep her in mind, call ahead and ask for her. If you think tipping MMS will help getting you to the front of the line on a busy day, that may work. Of course the rest of the guys sitting in their cars in the parking lot will hate you.

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, is slipping MMS $10-20 when you walk in going to get you the better available talent that day, just put you out $10-20, or would they take it as some kind of red flag thinking you were LEO?

In the same spot as I was when I last posted in late June trying to plan a visit to one of the places in the MP area for next week. Tempted to make the drive to Ivy based on recent reviews but not sure I'll have the time for the extra 20-25 minute drive each way.

Realize that.

[Bob521]

Someone posted on the subject about a year ago. He had a defined routine. He's call ahead for an appointment. Tip the MMS when he's get there. I suppose you could plan your time and tell the MMS, you could come back in a half hour if she recommended. That way, if there was a preferrred person, she could recommend that person. On follow-up visits make sure you call ahead and ask for her recommendations. Then tip her when you arrive. Eventually, you will have a rapport and the MMS get give you guidance as to which MT might be best for you. The other thing you can do is bring food. Fruit or nuts or other things to eat. They would really appreaciate your thoughtfulness. Some shops have kitchens. But other don't. So the girls can be starving. Offer some food BEFORE the massage to really catch them by surprise. You are, in essence, donating some of your time to their eating. That act of thoughtfulness and good kharma will pay you good dividends. Now the other piece of advice, is well, yes, make friends with the MMS. But also with the MT. Your question suggests that the MMS will pick the best person for you. I suggest you make sure you get to know individual people. Build a rapport. Have their names, Wechat, phones, etc. This way, when (not if) they go to another shop, two things happen. (1) You already can meet a person you know at another shop, (2) you will become a known customer at a new shop. All of this reduces the uncertainty for both you and the MT. Win / Win. Bob.

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, is slipping MMS $10-20 when you walk in going to get you the better available talent that day, just put you out $10-20, or would they take it as some kind of red flag thinking you were LEO?

In the same spot as I was when I last posted in late June trying to plan a visit to one of the places in the MP area for next week. Tempted to make the drive to Ivy based on recent reviews but not sure I'll have the time for the extra 20-25 minute drive each way.

Realize that.

[JacksPlat499]

There is usually a defined rotation or order of who is on deck with the women so as to not start a controversey among them. You would probably be just adding to your total cost without getting any benefit. However, if you are aware of one particular lady you like, it can't hurt to take the risk and ask for her as you slip the mms a $20.

That's what I was thinking, but I think that until there are reports of a MT at one of the MP area places being worth asking for it's probably just wasted money. As I've noted in some of my previous reports, with the exception of a trip to Sky a while ago where the MT was a stunner (but a weak massage) there hasn't really been a MT that has warranted being asked for or stood out in terms of distinguishing herself from the pack. All of them have been more or less the same. Solid with some different trade-offs but nothing to go crazy about on my trips to the more frequently discussed places.

I don't get out a ton (about every two months or so) but will be venturing out next week and am trying to figure out where to go. Do I stick with the status quo at Yun / Lux, make the trade off for a better looking MT at Sky at the expense of a weaker massage (but for me I don't mind this trade-off every once in a while), or drive the extra 20-25 minutes and see what the Lombard and Roselle area has to offer and try someplace new as there has been some encouraging reports in that area lately?? Decisions, decisions.

[GMan25]

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, is slipping MMS $10-20 when you walk in going to get you the better available talent that day, just put you out $10-20, or would they take it as some kind of red flag thinking you were LEO?..

There is usually a defined rotation or order of who is on deck with the women so as to not start a controversey among them. You would probably be just adding to your total cost without getting any benefit. However, if you are aware of one particular lady you like, it can't hurt to take the risk and ask for her as you slip the mms a $20.

[JacksPlat499]

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, is slipping MMS $10-20 when you walk in going to get you the better available talent that day, just put you out $10-20, or would they take it as some kind of red flag thinking you were LEO?

In the same spot as I was when I last posted in late June trying to plan a visit to one of the places in the MP area for next week. Tempted to make the drive to Ivy based on recent reviews but not sure I'll have the time for the extra 20-25 minute drive each way.

Realize that.

[Undie Radar]

Had a recent visit. $80 fee was surprise. Should have walked. Got 7 of 10 TS. Massage 4 of 10. Wanted ace for a CBJ. Got a handy for $40 ("next time you bring $50 ok baby"). Won't be one. 144 in Brookfield Wi or United on Harlem way better for $.

Had not partaken there in a long time as my routes did not coincide. Found Sky and parked just as another car did also. I followed the other monger in about 2 minutes later and grandmamasan had just opened the door for the guy in front of me. She said, just one minute please. I saw the sign for 80, considered the greeting and turned and left. Went to Addison for the 55 hour after calling and making an appointment. Showed up at the agreed upon time and was met with, we're busy. Go to our other place 5 miles East and gave me the card. I used their bathroom to pee, left and tossed the card in the garbage. Seems like business is very, very good. I waited a few days and hit the place in Crystal Lake. 100 all done and happy with the service.

[Datsurman]

Looks like the cops leaned on him or the girl. One of them must have incriminated themselves which would have been stupid. Notice they said another person was questioned and released due to lack of evidence.

Takeaway is. Don't ever, ever, ever incriminate yourself. Regardless what happens, do not ever think the cops are your friends. Deny, say as little as possible, ask to speak to a lawyer.

As for me, I don't negotiate. I give the tip upfront. If cops ask. I paid for and got a massage. Period. The tip was for good service. Even the MT could not say the tip was "in exchange for extras" because I never negotiated. I really don't give a rats ass what people think the tip was for. Its not about what you know, its about what you can prove.

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

[Meijerslp]

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

Who would offer someone 46, the highest I go for he is 44.50.

[Thencame Brnsn]

Had a recent visit. $80 fee was surprise. Should have walked. Got 7 of 10 TS. Massage 4 of 10. Wanted ace for a CBJ. Got a handy for $40 ("next time you bring $50 ok baby"). Won't be one. 144 in Brookfield Wi or United on Harlem way better for $.

[Sam Spade]

I have never, ever heard about a client getting arrested at a massage parlor. Unless they catch the MT mid-stroke and you have 50 bucks on your outstretched hand, I cannot imagine how anyone could get arrested at an AMP. If cops are there, your story is that you are there for a massage. Which is true. And totally legal.

I reported this years ago. I saw a post on the North Carolina forum, with a link to the news article, about a guy who was leaving an AMP, and was confronted by local cop. The cop asks him if he had received any sexual favors while inside. Stupid asshole says Yes, and gets himself and the girl busted.

When I first reported this, one of our brothers replied that what you do is answer politely in the negative, and do not let the cop intimidate you or act all buddy, buddy. "Come on, you can tell me!" Eventually the cop will run out of obvious questions and start repeating himself, hoping to get you to contradict yourself. When that happens, you tell the cop "I've answered your questions, and I'm starting to feel uncomfortable. If you have any more questions, I'd rather go through my lawyer. " At that point the cop can see you are not worth it, and let you leave with one of their BS warnings about keeping your nose clean.

OK, so I've never had to do this myself. But it still seems like good advice. Don't admit to anything except getting a massage. Don't contradict yourself. Don't let the cop repeat his questions. If he does, ask to leave and bring up the L word.

[Kellster]

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

The fact that they had nothing better to do than go on a witch hunt after the guy who got a massage is ridiculous. All he did was stop in for massage, at a place, no less, that was approved by the village of Sycamore. He is not a criminal. Here's a great solution- boycott Sycamore! Don't go to any businesses in Sycamore. No restaurants, grocery stores, gas stations, 7-11's, Subway's / McDonalds's, etc. I mean you might get arrested for jaywalking. And the news media wonders why people don't trust cops these days- unreal!

[Ron M]

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

Other than eating donuts and writing jay walking tickets they have nothing else better to do. Best way to avoid all this drama? Go to an indie massage therapist.

[Jadedone]

I have never, ever heard about a client getting arrested at a massage parlor. Unless they catch the MT mid-stroke and you have 50 bucks on your outstretched hand, I cannot imagine how anyone could get arrested at an AMP. If cops are there, your story is that you are there for a massage. Which is true. And totally legal.

It happens.

http://www.daily-chronicle.com/2015/...qd5t86/?page=1

[Datsurman]

I have never, ever heard about a client getting arrested at a massage parlor. Unless they catch the MT mid-stroke and you have 50 bucks on your outstretched hand, I cannot imagine how anyone could get arrested at an AMP. If cops are there, your story is that you are there for a massage. Which is true. And totally legal.

Holy crap I bet your heart skipped a beat or two when you saw the badge. Wonder if mt prospect is doing sweeps now like libertyville?

[E6671]

Why is it that Korean spas charge more while giving you less time with the girl by often requiring you to spend a good chunk of your session in their lame dry sauna?

Better question is why so many of us pay it. I'd rather tip the girl more than overfeed the house.

In general Korean Spas cater to FS so in most cases a monger is not interested in an actual massage. They are more about the money than quality of service. There are diamonds in the rough like Jenny when she was at Crystal. She always made sure you got your full time and left satisfied. Crystal anymore. They are all about the turn over.

I find that Chinese MTs are more serious with their massage. Not all mind you but definitely the majority that I have been to. You should decide what you prefer. A good massage with a limited menu or a short rub and FS.