Strip Club Reports

[FitnessBuff200]

Some women have no idea how to use perfume! For me I couldn't tell a bottle that costs 1 k or one bought in a dollar store! For me it doesn't matter, however if one douses oneself like they took a bath in it I can barely breath. It's on your clothes and everywhere she touched you or you touched her. Thanks anyway for the report. It's kind of what I have heard in that it is very clicky and unless they know who you are it's like their own little social club. Which for me sucks and is a bad business model. When new people come in they want to feel welcome. I also heard it's kind of gangy in there as well. For me just be cool and stop over in my direction to see if I am comfortable. I don't like the vulture approach nor feeling like I am cellophane. I am old and have spendable mad money, however just make me feel comfortable prior to me spending.

I think a big issue is a lot of them don't speak English well so if you don't look Hispanic, they approach less. When I was there I was approached by an older lady but the dance was mid. Everyone else I had to flag over. And I'm one willing to use my elementary level Spanish. But yea, very unwelcoming. It baffles me that they rather sit around not doing anything than make some money. The migrant beggars have more initiative than them. Makes me not even want to get to know the people that work there.

[BackOrIfi]

About a week ago, I was in the area for the first time in several months & decided to stop in Carls. It was a Tue mid afternoon, there were about 10 dancers. Carls has never been my type of place. It's just a lingerie bar like the other places were, but they're trying to make the place seem more like one of the more upscale "gentlemens clubs" but without the stage / stages. Do not expect any of the fun that use to be had at J's or Louies. You can get a shoulder massage from some of the girls & the dances are fair. Some girls will give a good grind & allow some roaming, but the more "personal" touching isn't likely. Most seemed to be willing to do 20 per song, but some want more than that, up to 40.

Now the thing I just can't deal with is almost all of the girls that were there have had the booty enhancement. & I'm not talking in a little added. I'm talking like an f'n basketball is stuffed up their miniskirts. It's so odd to see these petite, slim dancers with butts that stick out like a womans belly that's 9 months pregnant with triplets. I just can't enjoy that, but that seems to be the trend at Carls (at least the day I was there). I would say it was like that with 7 or 8 out of the 10 dancers that were there.

That's all I got!

I remember the good ol' days when it used to be $5 per song.

[Mannheim]

Anyone scoring in Maywood or near Heim lately?

I moved up near Milwaukee and haven't been down in while. I can remember reading this thread about reports that the area was dead but then I would still find one off Lake, Madison, or Heim.

[Mayor Quimby]

Going to be in the area next Sunday night. How's the action there on Sunday? How much are the dances these days?

About a week ago, I was in the area for the first time in several months & decided to stop in Carls. It was a Tue mid afternoon, there were about 10 dancers. Carls has never been my type of place. It's just a lingerie bar like the other places were, but they're trying to make the place seem more like one of the more upscale "gentlemens clubs" but without the stage / stages. Do not expect any of the fun that use to be had at J's or Louies. You can get a shoulder massage from some of the girls & the dances are fair. Some girls will give a good grind & allow some roaming, but the more "personal" touching isn't likely. Most seemed to be willing to do 20 per song, but some want more than that, up to 40.

Now the thing I just can't deal with is almost all of the girls that were there have had the booty enhancement. & I'm not talking in a little added. I'm talking like an f'n basketball is stuffed up their miniskirts. It's so odd to see these petite, slim dancers with butts that stick out like a womans belly that's 9 months pregnant with triplets. I just can't enjoy that, but that seems to be the trend at Carls (at least the day I was there). I would say it was like that with 7 or 8 out of the 10 dancers that were there.

That's all I got!

[Pedorro]

Going to be in the area next Sunday night. How's the action there on Sunday? How much are the dances these days?

[Northside]

It's just this kind of rainy afternoon that the older "Tiffany" could, without preamble bring a smile to my face as fast as if J's had a drive through. It's too bad those days are over.

[StanleyStankas]

This was the exact type of day I usually found myself at J's, Bobby's and Louie's. Rarely ever left unhappy.

There must be someplace to go!

You find a place around here please reach out. I hope a place does come to be somehow and somewhere. There are others on this forum like ump and mayor that also have good intel on our local scene. I mean even if something safe is created similar to a moving gambling place I am ok with it as long as I know in advance what is happening. It's doubtful with the various scenes that have gone down on the strip that a public place with what we like to indulge in is going to open. Stosh.

[StanCopier]

This was the exact type of day I usually found myself at J's, Bobby's and Louie's. Rarely ever left unhappy.

There must be someplace to go!

[StanleyStankas]

Mardi Gras is where the Mexican club is now. It's across from the police station. They demolished Mardi Gras and built the Mexican place. I think it's called Fiesta. They have girls in there where you buy them drinks and they sit and talk to you. Last time I was there they had Colombian girls.

Yea I thought it might have been there. Stosh.

[Illini333]

Glad you brought this one place up. One of the guys I do business with was a dj at mardi gras. Where was this place? I am thinking from what he describes it's the empty space right south of the adult kiss bookstore on the east side or was it the place across the street that is currently another mexican restaurant. He doesn't remember. Incidentally for all looking on I am trying to find out where a place was called "putin on the ritz" west of highland blvd 1 mile on butterfield road which I think is still oak brook. This would be back in the 80's. Just trying to help someone out that has a you tube channel. Thanks all stosh.

Mardi Gras is where the Mexican club is now. It's across from the police station. They demolished Mardi Gras and built the Mexican place. I think it's called Fiesta. They have girls in there where you buy them drinks and they sit and talk to you. Last time I was there they had Colombian girls.

[Bozack]

Q: What's the difference between a crack w**re and the bathroom at (the old) Bobby's?

A: You can shit on a crack ***** in an emergency.

Dances much better in the pool room at the original Bobbies. Slipped the guy in twice. But the stench from the bad plumbing was not pleasant.

[Al Melrose]

Let's think positive, maybe Nikki is moving the bar to a new location? Isn't this the third location, so it must not be hard to move to a new location.

Dances much better in the pool room at the original Bobbies. Slipped the guy in twice. But the stench from the bad plumbing was not pleasant.

[StanleyStankas]

I remember going to two places called Mardi Gras and Tommy Guns on Mannheim Road. No windows and the birds would be chirping and sun coming up by the time you got out of there.

Glad you brought this one place up. One of the guys I do business with was a dj at mardi gras. Where was this place? I am thinking from what he describes it's the empty space right south of the adult kiss bookstore on the east side or was it the place across the street that is currently another mexican restaurant. He doesn't remember. Incidentally for all looking on I am trying to find out where a place was called "putin on the ritz" west of highland blvd 1 mile on butterfield road which I think is still oak brook. This would be back in the 80's. Just trying to help someone out that has a you tube channel. Thanks all stosh.

[SouthSideRed]

I did not know the sign was gone. I went by a week ago or so and people were coming out of there with bar chairs in hand. I figured something was up.

Let's think positive, maybe Nikki is moving the bar to a new location? Isn't this the third location, so it must not be hard to move to a new location.

[SGlider]

The bars is Stone Park use to close at 6 am and some opened up at 7 am. I remember, in the early 80's being in a place that just let you keep drinking between 6 and 7, use just couldn't buy a drink, so you stocked up before 6. Memory fading, I think it was called Obbies. There were a couple bars on the frontage road south of North Ave. Those eventually closed and Stay Out became the late night / early morning hangout.

I remember going to two places called Mardi Gras and Tommy Guns on Mannheim Road. No windows and the birds would be chirping and sun coming up by the time you got out of there.