Massage Parlor Reports

[ChastityIsFun]

Is this the end for an AMP or can / do they typically recover from something like this?

[AssLover0]

I discovered A Spa while simply driving by as it is dangerously close to my home. I googled the number and saw that there was a review on rubmaps. While I couldn't read the review, I figured if someone posted something there about it I should at least check it out. Now keep in mind that I have not visited an AMP in literally almost 30 years but I was horny and had some money to burn... I offered $40 and she smiled and giggled and said she needed more. I'll be honest, I just wanted to get off so offered $60 she giggled and gave me a little hug and said ok. She proceeded to give me a SOLID L1, knowing when to slow down, tease and stroke vigorously. While she's going to town I was seriously groping her backside. I asked her to take her clothes off and she said no but motioned me to reach in under her clothes. Ok by me! I worked a hand inside her pants got some nice skin to skin and finally some playing with her ass. She was petite and had a moderately tight butt, certainly smaller and tighter than I'm used to at my age. I continued to caress her and worked my hand up under her shirt. She had a padded bra hiding tiny tits. A cups if she was lucky. Her nipples were spectacularly big for her petite frame and nice and hard. After playing with her nips I'm afraid I didn't last much longer and shot further than I have in a LONG time. She knew to aim me slightly to the side so inblastee overy shoulder and avoided the self-facial I never dreamed I would have been capable of. She worked me for a few moments after I was officially done and knew just the right moment to let go before it got too much for me. She smiled and acted like she was appropriately impressed. She used some Kleenex to remove the evidence and finally used a couple wet wipes to clean first my hand that was playing with her ass and finally everything "down there". She did a VERY thorough job cleaning me up and honestly, if I was younger, I could have gone again. Alas, the spirit was willing but the flesh was weak. Finally, after I was all cleaned up she went down and lotioned up my feet and calves and gave me a surprisingly solid foot masssage.

Bottom line is, did I pay too much? Of course.

Did I get off better than I have in a VERY long time and get to grope a complete stranger and hot Asian? You betcha!

Would I do it again? I already have, but that's a story for another day.

You didn't overpay by that much. Customary tip for helping hand is 20 if it's ok and 40 if it's pretty good.

[Visconti5683]

I tried to go to Cove again last week. I called and made appointment w / "Cindy. " I walk in 2 minutes before my time no answer so I sat in Monger chair for 10 min I Was determined. She finally comes out and asked if I had an appointment. I guess whoever took the appointment didn't write it down or let her know. Who knows, I think it's BS but whatever Ivy is close enough. I called and was able to get in right away. Her name started with a P and was long. I couldn't tell you what it is. Great chest. I would give it a 7 or 8 for sure. I just opted for HH and topless L1. I was pretty happy with it and she was cool for sure.

[DMichaels69]

I stopped by. Girl working was rail thin and was about falling over in exhaustion during massage. It was nothing to write home about. Standard hand finish. Probably won't repeat.

[Meijerslp]

Hi,

How much does a session cost typically at Ivy, I don't want to overpay and ruin it for others. Also do they offer BBBJ?

You have 4 posts, all of which are questions. You know from reading that ivy is usually a decent time. Head on over and report back your findings.

[JacksSean15]

Hi,

How much does a session cost typically at Ivy, I don't want to overpay and ruin it for others. Also do they offer BBBJ?

[Avg Joe]

Easy there AJ. It was just a massage. First time in and just opted for 30 minute rub down. She was a nice girl. No asking for tips. No calling me honey. Not doped up. Sorry I don't have a play by play. I didn't want to bore all of you. I feel like the marigolds of the worlds ruin it for folks on both sides of the spectrum. Be safe guys.

Just wanted to know the location, your impression of services available and the cost. Just the basic things so that myself or others can decide to go there or not. No big deal, thanks for the report.

[NoTowel]

I've been to the one on Park, didn't impress me much. Don't understand why we have to play guessing games to figure out what this guy is talking about.

Easy there AJ. It was just a massage. First time in and just opted for 30 minute rub down. She was a nice girl. No asking for tips. No calling me honey. Not doped up. Sorry I don't have a play by play. I didn't want to bore all of you. I feel like the marigolds of the worlds ruin it for folks on both sides of the spectrum. Be safe guys.

[Avg Joe]

It is on Park Blvd. Still feeling them out. I have had two of the three girls. Need to try number three them make a full report.

PP.

I've been to the one on Park, didn't impress me much. Don't understand why we have to play guessing games to figure out what this guy is talking about.

[PussyPoker]

Is it on Roosevelt or North avenue? Gives me little less run around. Search google, but shows up Angel nail and massage spa. If it's on Park blvd, then never mind that I asked...

It is on Park Blvd. Still feeling them out. I have had two of the three girls. Need to try number three them make a full report.

PP.

[NoTowel]

Is it on Roosevelt or North avenue? Gives me little less run around. Search google, but shows up Angel nail and massage spa. If it's on Park blvd, then never mind that I asked...

You hit it. It's on Park Blvd.

[Avg Joe]

Lane Spa? Does anyone ever go there? I haven't heard anything about this place in years. I did go to new place in VP today. Probably the nicest girl I've ever met at an Asian Spa. Very nice massage. Reminds me of Harmony. Good people with good service. Stay safe my friends.

Lane's is bad. Old ladies and terrible smell in the place. They will short you on time and all the girls I ever met there have bad attitudes. How they stay in business is way beyond me.

What new place in VP did you go to? Would be nice of you to write a review so others can enjoy it as well. Just saying you went someplace and got a nice girl and good massage helps no-one.

AJ.

[Indian Chief]

Is it on Roosevelt or North avenue? Gives me little less run around. Search google, but shows up Angel nail and massage spa. If it's on Park blvd, then never mind that I asked...

[Wenger]

Lane Spa? Does anyone ever go there? I haven't heard anything about this place in years. I did go to new place in VP today. Probably the nicest girl I've ever met at an Asian Spa. Very nice massage. Reminds me of Harmony. Good people with good service. Stay safe my friends.

I'd avoid Lane's unless you like crabby grandma's with GPS who short on time.

-w.

[ChastityIsFun]

Are there table showers offered at a spa?

Unfortunately, no.