Massage Parlor Reports

[Sam Spade]

Over the last couple weeks I've had business to attend to in the far south 'burbs. So I take 355 down from my haunts up north. Over the years I've heard good things about Sun in Glen Ellyn, so I stopped in. Massage was really good, best I've had in years. Girl was attentive and friendly and didn't mind my attempts to make friends either. On the way out I asked her name and I think she says She She.

A week later I stop in again and get a Sue. Of course she asks me if I'd been there before and I tell her I did and saw She She. Sue starts laughing. Sho Sho? More laughter. Sha Sha? She laughs again and just says No. I didn't continue that conversation as I could tell it was a dead end. Didn't matter. Sue was even more open to my attempts to make friends than She She, Sha Sha or Sho Sho.

[Avg Joe]

I was just driving down Roosevelt, just west of Westmore, and noticed a place called Harmony Spa. I don't recall seeing it there before, but then again I was not looking for it. Is it new? I don't recall seeing reviews for it in this area.

I did not have time to stop in, but may make a trip back this way over the weekend if a scouting report is needed.

L.

If it's the one East of Lanes on the South side of the street it was strictly legit the 2x I went there about 3 years ago. The massage was ok and the girl was cute however no extra's were offered or even hinted at. I doubt it has changed and somewhat recent reports seem to confirm that.

Also, stay away from Lane's. It's possibly the worst experience I ever had the 2-3 times I went there. My advice is to stick with the other 3 in close proximity as they all offer far better service

[SaintChuck]

I was just driving down Roosevelt, just west of Westmore, and noticed a place called Harmony Spa. I don't recall seeing it there before, but then again I was not looking for it. Is it new? I don't recall seeing reviews for it in this area.

I did not have time to stop in, but may make a trip back this way over the weekend if a scouting report is needed.

L.

There are tons of reports on this place. From everything that I have read the place has been around forever and it sucks. Everybody goes to Ivy, Sun and the Flower shop to have fun. SaintChuck.

[MrLunta]

I was just driving down Roosevelt, just west of Westmore, and noticed a place called Harmony Spa. I don't recall seeing it there before, but then again I was not looking for it. Is it new? I don't recall seeing reviews for it in this area.

I did not have time to stop in, but may make a trip back this way over the weekend if a scouting report is needed.

L.

[Nick3003]

So I decided to try Green Spa in Oakbrook Terrace. I had seen some reviews from quite some time ago that mentioned this place, they said the girls were chubby and only L1 was available. I'm only really interested in L1 anyway, so I figured I'd see if maybe the talent had improved. That ended up being a bad idea. Walked in, asked for a 1 hr massage, paid. 7 and was directed to a room to get undressed and lay down. Didn't get a look at the mt before the flip, at all and the massage was actually pretty good, 8/10. However on the flip the mt was 2/10 and that's be generous. There was no hinting or negotiating, she went right for the HJ but I was rather turned off by her unattractiveness. Had to really focus on her tits which she allowed some roaming on in order to finish. Got dressed, gave her. 4 and he asked for. 6, I'm a sucker so I gave her another. 2 and left. Definitely won't be back there again, should have just declined the HE.

[SaintChuck]

Not sure if I would daty that one, if you have unloaded in her, you will need a lot more fingers to count how many other guys have. Your call obviously.

Good call on the no daty. That would be called a blow job by proxy. That's why I'm usually not a repeat visitor to any provider that offers bare back.

I don't care if it was my girlfriend or wife. I am not DATY after I dumped a load in her. LOL. That is 1 step away from snowballing. A great American poet once said "Honey, if I wanted to taste it I'd become a faggot. " Andrew Dice Clay. SaintChuck.

[Irish4553]

I was on my way home for work for some bullshit plans I didn't want to do. I've been reading about Cove and decided fuck it might as well treat myself. I'm calling on my way but no answer. I thought I would stop by to see if they could do a walk in but saw a few guys sitting in cars and figured there was a line. I remember reading about Ivy so I called and Mama said 10 min. I drive over she puts me in a room where I sat for 15 minutes (no problem considering I was last minute). Girl walks in and says her name is kim. Decent tits big B or small C. I would say a pretty face maybe a little beat. No ass (typical). Asks me a FUCK ton of?'s which is no problem I got it down by now. She brings me in the shower. I'm standing there while she cleans me and she starts to lick my ass. Cool. Turn around and she starts to lick junior. Even better. She puts me in the sauna for 10 minutes and I saw a younger sexy girl walk another monger out. We get to the room and she acts pretty hyper almost like she is tweaking anyways starts a BS massage and feeding me the BS "you are sexy" lines. She teases me and said "what you wana do?" I said get naked and I just want L1 (its just my thing I'm satisfied with that). She asked me how much and I told her 40 is what I can do. She said not enough but I like you. PLease don't tell Mama. Clothes are off and she jumps on the table. Starts to lick my ass turns me over and licks junior. L2 is about to happed (Bare) but I stop her. I'm a pus when it comes to that shit. So she starts with her hands and after a little bit I blow a monster load..

Where was this? Ivy on Roosevelt? Or somewhere else? Man I don't remember the last time a girl went down on my ass that just sounds like fun ha ha. Can you tell me where is was? Much appreciated!

[ChastityIsFun]

Good call on the no daty. That would be called a blow job by proxy.

Yikes, talk about scared straight! Thanks for the "just in case you didn't understand exactly what meijerslp was talking about" slap in the face. No DATY at Ivy, check!

[ChastityIsFun]

Not sure if I would daty that one, if you have unloaded in her, you will need a lot more fingers to count how many other guys have. Your call obviously.

Ok, I was blinded by her hottie-ness (yep, that's a word, I decided it) and perhaps didn't think that one through all the way. Thanks for setting me straight, brother.

[Daytime Jay]

Not sure if I would daty that one, if you have unloaded in her, you will need a lot more fingers to count how many other guys have. Your call obviously.

I agree. You can always do the stinky finger test, but that's not always reliable. I'm glad that these types of spa reports come out, so I know what to avoid. Then again, I always avoided Ivy anyway. Too pricy and too busy.

[JackRam]

Not sure if I would daty that one, if you have unloaded in her, you will need a lot more fingers to count how many other guys have. Your call obviously.

Good call on the no daty. That would be called a blow job by proxy. That's why I'm usually not a repeat visitor to any provider that offers bare back.

[Meijerslp]

I had an escort lined up for Friday but her power was blown out overnight and she was unavailable so I contacted Ivy, hoping Mink would be available. Unfortunately she was busy for the next few hours but Mamasan told me she had someone that would make me happy. I stopped by and was set up with May. Face wasn't all that but DAMN what a body on her. Spinner with solid B cups like Mink. Massage was OK but, before the flip, she laid down on my back and whispered in my ear "what else you want, baby?" I opted for the full service and desperately tried to get it for $100 but she wouldn't budge from $140. Well, I was hurtin' for a squirtin' and she must have known it because I eventually caved. She started with a little L1, not that I needed it to get ready, then on to some L2 where she did that noisy slurping that, surprisingly, moved me along very quickly. I told her to slow down so she backed off and then, with little preamble, stood up on the table above me and squatted down in a BBCG the likes of which I have never felt before. She was super wet and amazingly tight. I'm feeling up her body and awesome tits and I'm ashamed to admit how quick it was for me but God DAMN if she literally wasn't the finest piece of ass this old boy hasn't had in decades. I was surprised that she took it all internally but, hey, who am I to judge or complain. If / when I go back, I definitely need to slow things down and just take some time to enjoy her body. Feel her from the front, feel her from the back, see if I may be able to manage a little DATY, who knows?

Anyway, we finished everything about 15 minutes early and she apologized but said they were extremely busy and scooted out of there. As I'm getting dressed Mamasan actually came in to the room and kicked the bright lights on while I'm getting dressed to help move me along. Wasn't thrilled with that part but, let's be honest, I'll be back when I have the $'s.

Not sure if I would daty that one, if you have unloaded in her, you will need a lot more fingers to count how many other guys have. Your call obviously.

[ChastityIsFun]

I had an escort lined up for Friday but her power was blown out overnight and she was unavailable so I contacted Ivy, hoping Mink would be available. Unfortunately she was busy for the next few hours but Mamasan told me she had someone that would make me happy. I stopped by and was set up with May. Face wasn't all that but DAMN what a body on her. Spinner with solid B cups like Mink. Massage was OK but, before the flip, she laid down on my back and whispered in my ear "what else you want, baby?" I opted for the full service and desperately tried to get it for $100 but she wouldn't budge from $140. Well, I was hurtin' for a squirtin' and she must have known it because I eventually caved. She started with a little L1, not that I needed it to get ready, then on to some L2 where she did that noisy slurping that, surprisingly, moved me along very quickly. I told her to slow down so she backed off and then, with little preamble, stood up on the table above me and squatted down in a BBCG the likes of which I have never felt before. She was super wet and amazingly tight. I'm feeling up her body and awesome tits and I'm ashamed to admit how quick it was for me but God DAMN if she literally wasn't the finest piece of ass this old boy hasn't had in decades. I was surprised that she took it all internally but, hey, who am I to judge or complain. If / when I go back, I definitely need to slow things down and just take some time to enjoy her body. Feel her from the front, feel her from the back, see if I may be able to manage a little DATY, who knows?

Anyway, we finished everything about 15 minutes early and she apologized but said they were extremely busy and scooted out of there. As I'm getting dressed Mamasan actually came in to the room and kicked the bright lights on while I'm getting dressed to help move me along. Wasn't thrilled with that part but, let's be honest, I'll be back when I have the $'s.

[Wenger]

Speaking of Oak Park, anyone been to Sunflower lately? I've seen Kelly a few times and got a good massage. I saw a few younger girls there (and some older ones too). Anyone recommend a young mt there?

Not sure if they've got any younger girls, of course that's relative as most are younger for me. Last time I visited about 6 months ago there had a nice visit with a Russian finish, don't remember the mt's name though. I've been visiting JT lately and always have a nice visit. Gia gives a great hard massage too, she's the one who answers the door.

-w.

[Daytime Jay]

Speaking of Oak Park, anyone been to Sunflower lately? I've seen Kelly a few times and got a good massage. I saw a few younger girls there (and some older ones too). Anyone recommend a young mt there?