Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

The flower shop has seen a lot better days. Over the past several months and out of a handful of visits most were sub par. The biggest problem has been the juvenile begging for tips and sub par skills. There was one good one a while back but I don't think the good ones stay around long there as now she is gone.

[DMichaels69]

I stopped here and it was busy, so busy MMS had to do shower. After shower in walks Coco, proceeds with a short lame massage. On the flip she wanted the tip first and was a pain about it. I said I pay after and she proceeded with a sub par extra. Was also shorted on time as they only had 2 girls working. On the way out I told the MMS that 2 girls is not enough considering how busy it is. I'm sure she could have cared less.

Went by Evergreen and it was closed yesterday so head on down to Apple. Haven't been for a while so figure to see what's going on there. In came CoCo. Pretty cute, nice natural body, short and stocky. I would say in her early 30's. About a 7. 5 on the AMP scale. Not bad at all. Took her time at the table shower. Make sure all parts are clean. Went in the sauna for a few minutes to dry up. It was hotter than normal in there yesterday. Pretty nice when it's freezing out.

Some lotion with the message. She gives a pretty decent message. Is it just me or the level of the message is like the inverse of the look of the provider. The nicer they look, the worst the message, the worst they look the nicer the message. I'm sure someone can work up a chart for that. Anyway, the message was ok, had better but she was cute. The main event was enjoyable, had a good time. Seem like apple is started to pick up a little. The bell kept on ringing while I was there. I'm guessing Evergreen was closed might be one of the factors.

All in all it was a good visit, will be heading back sometime.

[Poogee]

Went by Evergreen and it was closed yesterday so head on down to Apple. Haven't been for a while so figure to see what's going on there. In came CoCo. Pretty cute, nice natural body, short and stocky. I would say in her early 30's. About a 7. 5 on the AMP scale. Not bad at all. Took her time at the table shower. Make sure all parts are clean. Went in the sauna for a few minutes to dry up. It was hotter than normal in there yesterday. Pretty nice when it's freezing out.

Some lotion with the message. She gives a pretty decent message. Is it just me or the level of the message is like the inverse of the look of the provider. The nicer they look, the worst the message, the worst they look the nicer the message. I'm sure someone can work up a chart for that. Anyway, the message was ok, had better but she was cute. The main event was enjoyable, had a good time. Seem like apple is started to pick up a little. The bell kept on ringing while I was there. I'm guessing Evergreen was closed might be one of the factors.

All in all it was a good visit, will be heading back sometime.

Went to Evergreen Sat and Sunday closed.


Thanks.

[Blackcookie]

Went by Evergreen and it was closed yesterday so head on down to Apple. Haven't been for a while so figure to see what's going on there. In came CoCo. Pretty cute, nice natural body, short and stocky. I would say in her early 30's. About a 7. 5 on the AMP scale. Not bad at all. Took her time at the table shower. Make sure all parts are clean. Went in the sauna for a few minutes to dry up. It was hotter than normal in there yesterday. Pretty nice when it's freezing out.

Some lotion with the message. She gives a pretty decent message. Is it just me or the level of the message is like the inverse of the look of the provider. The nicer they look, the worst the message, the worst they look the nicer the message. I'm sure someone can work up a chart for that. Anyway, the message was ok, had better but she was cute. The main event was enjoyable, had a good time. Seem like apple is started to pick up a little. The bell kept on ringing while I was there. I'm guessing Evergreen was closed might be one of the factors.

All in all it was a good visit, will be heading back sometime.

[DMichaels69]

Off the list then.

For the old Girls Girls Girls jack shack formerly on North Ave in Glen Ellyn. Upsell and still get nothing but urge to burn the place.

[Not Dead Yet]

Must be the place I saw on the very north end of Wheaton. Across the street from the lanes, on the west side of Gary. Blackened windows, no signage other than " Open 24 Hrs. " Looks more like one of the Lake St establishments than an AMP. Sorry, but I was too leery to TOFTT here. I didn't see any other place nearby that resembled an AMP.

For the old Girls Girls Girls jack shack formerly on North Ave in Glen Ellyn. Upsell and still get nothing but urge to burn the place.

[Relax50]

Must be the place I saw on the very north end of Wheaton. Across the street from the lanes, on the west side of Gary. Blackened windows, no signage other than " Open 24 Hrs. " Looks more like one of the Lake St establishments than an AMP. Sorry, but I was too leery to TOFTT here. I didn't see any other place nearby that resembled an AMP.

I heard there is a new AMP across from some bowling alley in Wheaton. Does anyone know where it is?

[DMichaels69]

I heard there is a new AMP across from some bowling alley in Wheaton. Does anyone know where it is?

[DMichaels69]

Yep, she looks terrible these days.

The place has gone downhill. I know we all reminisce about the good ol' days, but in this case it's true. It has gone downhill. Lacks good talent, and actually has some unattractive and old providers.

Service may be inconsistent for some as well. Bella has gained a shit ton of weight, and she can be very moody or stand offish for some.

[GMan25]

Lily is "manager" and she is not young.

The place has gone downhill. I know we all reminisce about the good ol' days, but in this case it's true. It has gone downhill. Lacks good talent, and actually has some unattractive and old providers.

Service may be inconsistent for some as well. Bella has gained a shit ton of weight, and she can be very moody or stand offish for some.

[DMichaels69]

Lily is "manager" and she is not young.

Which one is Lilly?

There was a point when this place had the two best young, sexual providers out there. I only was there once with them and they were both there, maybe on a weekend, and both wore very form-fitting dresses.

That was an amazing day.

I think one of them said her name was Lily, which is why I'm asking.

AFAIK, Bella is cool but a little weird until you get to know her, and literally no one else there is worth going for right now.

[JamesNoper]

Unfortunately no. I can't believe Lily is still there too.

Which one is Lilly?

There was a point when this place had the two best young, sexual providers out there. I only was there once with them and they were both there, maybe on a weekend, and both wore very form-fitting dresses.

That was an amazing day.

I think one of them said her name was Lily, which is why I'm asking.

AFAIK, Bella is cool but a little weird until you get to know her, and literally no one else there is worth going for right now.

[BigNick33]

Sorry to tell you BigNick. Buy Ivy in LaGrange does not have a front door. They are at the top of the staircase as you walk up to the lobby. Second, They never had a TS. They have no place to wash up. So you must be talking about Ivy's in Lombard.

Sorry I read it fast. Yes Lombard on main st.

[Datsurman]

Did she expect any tip over the $130 or she just went directly into the L1 at the end?

Good for you bro. Makes me wonder what the hell did she fck my day up for.

I see that you were not as impressed with the experience as I was. That suggests you know of places that you think offer a better experience. If so, PM me and I'll put these on my list.

I have a few other places that I'm going to go to first based on recent forum research, but I'll definitely give Maya another try in the future. BTW, I don't understand your comment about the price. For massage with L1, even at AMPs you're normally looking at $70 + $40 on the low end, right?

Datsurman,

After reading about your visit, I decided to give Mapi's place another try. (Not because I wanted the violet balls, but because the rest of the massage sounded so good).

I walked in without an appointment, and drew the hot young one (her name is Maya). No question she is hot, with a beautiful rack (of which an ample portion was on display). I will agree that the massage was very enjoyable (not sure it reached the level of "best 50 minutes of my life", but very good.) During the massage, she certainly did massage VERY close to the shaft and balls, but based on your report, I was not expecting any extras. (However, in my case, there was some "incidental contact" with the back of her hand as she massaged nearby.) To my surprise, she did offer a HR happy ending finish. As is frequently the case in this hobby, YMMV, and I'm sorry that your mileage was lower. Although I was pleasantly surprised with receiving the L1 finish, I was disappointed that no roaming was allowed. When she started the L1, she was out of reach, so I asked if I could touch her, and she said no. (Bummer, since she does have a superb rack that I would have loved to play with.).

Although it was a very enjoyable hour (and actually, it was a bit over an hour), this place will still be just an occasional (infrequent) stop for me due to the price.

[Horny Dog #2]

Went to M. A. p. I.

To my surprise, the owner assigns me to the young hot therapist. I hesitate then ask for her. She assures me that the younger therapist is as skilled as she is so I just go with it. As others have said, you walk into the room and there is no towel to cover. Awesome. Love it. The therapist steps away. I lay down and I'm already hard anticipating how good this could be. The therapist comes back in and begins.

Gentlemen, let me say that the next 50 minutes or so were possibly the best 50 minutes of my entire life. Pause. Rewind. The best 50 minutes of my entire life. She slowly and meticulously massaged every inch of me from head to tow. Her hands were amazing. Skills were amazing. She grazed over the inner thighs as close as one could get to the boys without touching them. I'm trying to calm myself down as I'm dreaming of a finish that is going to be so intense, I might pass out.

She asks me to flip over. My cock is as hard as it has ever been and is pulsing with every heartbeat. Then she continues. The teasing was at a 2 when I was on my stomach. Now it is at level 10. AGain she covers every square inch. She's changing positions so that she is able to get full access so that every inch of me is oiled and rubbed. I am in massage heaven and I never ever want to leave.

And by the way, I am only talking about the massage. The person doing this is an 9 if you are into voluptuous women. Maybe she's an 8. 5 if you're not. All this is just too much. It's just too much. 50 minutes in she has covered every inch of me except my shaft and balls. Literally. I mean she's even massaged around my shaft and balls. I have never worked into such a sexual frenzy before in all my life. I'm thinking they are going to have to wash the ceiling after this session is over cause I'm about to blow like a volcano in about 10 seconds.

Then. You guessed it. She says those two words that brought my world crashing down around me. "All done".

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOO! Good god in heaven. Please. Please. NO! I begged. I pleaded. Nothing worked. Needless to say the last half of my day was ruined.

Of course, I know that this is bullshit. They obviously offer L1. But for some reason decided not to give it to me. To all you guys that are getting a release from this angel, you're some lucky sons of biches!

Datsurman,

After reading about your visit, I decided to give Mapi's place another try. (Not because I wanted the violet balls, but because the rest of the massage sounded so good).

I walked in without an appointment, and drew the hot young one (her name is Maya). No question she is hot, with a beautiful rack (of which an ample portion was on display). I will agree that the massage was very enjoyable (not sure it reached the level of "best 50 minutes of my life", but very good.) During the massage, she certainly did massage VERY close to the shaft and balls, but based on your report, I was not expecting any extras. (However, in my case, there was some "incidental contact" with the back of her hand as she massaged nearby.) To my surprise, she did offer a HR happy ending finish. As is frequently the case in this hobby, YMMV, and I'm sorry that your mileage was lower. Although I was pleasantly surprised with receiving the L1 finish, I was disappointed that no roaming was allowed. When she started the L1, she was out of reach, so I asked if I could touch her, and she said no. (Bummer, since she does have a superb rack that I would have loved to play with.).

Although it was a very enjoyable hour (and actually, it was a bit over an hour), this place will still be just an occasional (infrequent) stop for me due to the price.