Massage Parlor Reports

**Ronacin** · 01-28-24 17:17

Originally Posted by Dwd1982 [View Original Post]

Saw Mocha at Relax recently, she's cute by AMP standards but nothing special. Her massage was mediocre and kind of rushed and while looking at the floor through the headrest I saw a couple of condoms on the floor which was a big turnoff. They were probably new but still not a pleasant sight.

There was little to no teasing and on the flip I asked only for HE and she was kind of annoyed. I asked for two pops and offered a generous tip but her technique was not great and I could only finish once. I won't be returning.

I'm still looking for a place that offers a good quality massage and teasing with L1 in the west suburbs. Any suggestions are appreciated.

I know a good place, but is not really westsuburbs, more like northwest, close to Chicago, the name is Saani spa massage. You will not regret, lots of tease.

**Dwd1982** · 01-28-24 15:42

Saw Mocha at Relax recently, she's cute by AMP standards but nothing special. Her massage was mediocre and kind of rushed and while looking at the floor through the headrest I saw a couple of condoms on the floor which was a big turnoff. They were probably new but still not a pleasant sight.

There was little to no teasing and on the flip I asked only for HE and she was kind of annoyed. I asked for two pops and offered a generous tip but her technique was not great and I could only finish once. I won't be returning.

I'm still looking for a place that offers a good quality massage and teasing with L1 in the west suburbs. Any suggestions are appreciated.

**FranklySports** · 01-23-24 17:11

This place is no longer non-erotic. Met Zaza after lunch this week. Pretty average all around, she was wearing a cute little party dress. Spa was clean but smelled a little like tobacco. She led me into the room and told me to get ready. I layed w / o cover, she came in and tickled my balls. She proceed with a decent massage with a bit of teasing now and again. I returned her attention so she knew we were on the same page. The hot towel was lukewarm and warmed with the hot water in the in room sink. Flipped and she rubbed my chest and told me how handsome I was and gestured for a handy. I asked about L2 and she came back at 130 and wouldn't budge. She wanted 40 to go naked. I agreed and she dropped the dress but stayed out of reach. Let me lick her tits once. She gave a decent HJ, snuck a finger up my ass to speed things up. After wards she said 200 for FS. I doubt if I'll be back. There are better options around.

**Jimmy 38** · 01-23-24 17:02

I walked in and saw an older lady, unattractive. Mamasan? Dunno. She said hello and promptly went into another room.

About 10 seconds later a lady asked what would like: 1 hour was requested. She took me back to the massage room. To the right of the entry door.

I undressed and laid on table. She entered and started the massage. I asked her name: "Mary".

40-ish, 5'2", 125# modest clothes, black hair just short of shoulders.

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I wouldn't classify her as a MILF. Are we discussing the same provider? Did you ask her name? I'd definitely be interested in a MILF providing a good service.

**StanCopier** · 01-22-24 15:47

Was in need last week and saw Mary. New girl was available, offered four hand but declined. Same great tease, stroke got a little better. Two rounds, left her 1.2 tip.

**Walker333** · 01-19-24 20:46

Originally Posted by Jimmy38 [View Original Post]

Out of towner passing thru. Read the reviews and had to see Mary. Kinda curious.

To the point: L1 was very average. In my book was neither top nor bottom 10. Literally average.

However:

1. Cute MILF, nice body tho covered.

2. Great, can do attitude demonstrated by PM & pop: both x2.

3. Nice massage and understood and cared about what I wanted.

All in all I'd give her a solid 7/10. I left satisfied and with a smile. May return when I'm in the area.

Let's be safe out there!

I wouldn't classify her as a MILF. Are we discussing the same provider? Did you ask her name? I'd definitely be interested in a MILF providing a good service there. Please, don't get me wrong, I'm not arguing, but there are a least 3 mts. They might play some games with their names. I've seen it before.

**Walker333** · 01-19-24 20:41

Originally Posted by Jimmy38 [View Original Post]

Out of towner passing thru. Read the reviews and had to see Mary. Kinda curious.

To the point: L1 was very average. In my book was neither top nor bottom 10. Literally average.

However:

1. Cute MILF, nice body tho covered.

2. Great, can do attitude demonstrated by PM & pop: both x2.

3. Nice massage and understood and cared about what I wanted.

All in all I'd give her a solid 7/10. I left satisfied and with a smile. May return when I'm in the area.

Let's be safe out there!

I wouldn't classify her as a MILF. Are we discussing the same provider? Did you ask her name? I'd definitely be interested in a MILF providing a good service.

**Jimmy 38** · 01-19-24 19:03

Out of towner passing thru. Read the reviews and had to see Mary. Kinda curious.

To the point: L1 was very average. In my book was neither top nor bottom 10. Literally average.

However:

1. Cute MILF, nice body tho covered.

2. Great, can do attitude demonstrated by PM & pop: both x2.

3. Nice massage and understood and cared about what I wanted.

All in all I'd give her a solid 7/10. I left satisfied and with a smile. May return when I'm in the area.

Let's be safe out there!

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I don't know what's her problem: either she doesn't know how to do it, or just has a wrong idea, but it's one of the worst L1 I've ever had, although she is a very sweet girl.

**Ronacin** · 01-18-24 12:58

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

Never seen NJ busy like that. Never had to wait. Not sure that they have a table shower. NJ is a solid decent provider.

Really, I walk out two times last year, because didn't like what I saw, but was not busy at all. Didn't try the last couple of months.

**DroopyMac** · 01-18-24 11:08

Originally Posted by TallNwGuy [View Original Post]

Never seen NJ busy like that. Never had to wait. Not sure that they have a table shower. NJ is a solid decent provider.

Thanks for the feedback. I should have added, this was a Friday night. Probably just bad timing on my part. I may end up playing it safe next go around and choose a less busy day / time.

**TallNwGuy** · 01-17-24 17:49

Originally Posted by DroopyMac [View Original Post]

I tried going a few weeks back but struck out. Texted them in the way there, everything good. I'm literally pulling into the parking lot and I received a text that the girls were all busy and to try back in an hour. Ugh. There's another monger waiting in the lot and a few other cars so the story makes sense. I say thanks and take off. Ended up at Pure.

This was my first time trying NJ. Are they normally that busy? I was looking forward to the table shower and trying out new talent. They are well reviewed so I plan on visiting soon.

Never seen NJ busy like that. Never had to wait. Not sure that they have a table shower. NJ is a solid decent provider.

**DroopyMac** · 01-17-24 11:49

I tried going a few weeks back but struck out. Texted them in the way there, everything good. I'm literally pulling into the parking lot and I received a text that the girls were all busy and to try back in an hour. Ugh. There's another monger waiting in the lot and a few other cars so the story makes sense. I say thanks and take off. Ended up at Pure.

This was my first time trying NJ. Are they normally that busy? I was looking forward to the table shower and trying out new talent. They are well reviewed so I plan on visiting soon.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-17-24 11:21

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

I don't know what's her problem: either she doesn't know how to do it, or just has a wrong idea, but it's one of the worst L1 I've ever had, although she is a very sweet girl.

I sent a video to a gal that also has no idea about the hot spots the stick. The video was of a very meticulous HJ that employed a technique that practically made me blow one off just watching.

Now, I haven't been back to visit here and not even sure if she was offended, but the way I see it, I'm just trying to help her business technique. They all would benefit from a lesson or two about the male anatomy. I'll keep you posted when I return to see if she learned anythng!

**TallNwGuy** · 01-16-24 15:34

Well, I popped into "asian spa" on Carol stream on gary near north ave. Mms came out said 65 1 hr "niwa take good care of you". Then Niwa came around the corner in a short little dress. Never seen an asian woman this round, wow. And the face. Made for radio. LONG fake lashes. No second thought. Turned and left. Never to return. Anyone else have a better experience??

**SmileySam** · 01-16-24 14:19

Originally Posted by Ronacin [View Original Post]

The full name is elite muse is located at Villa Park at st. Charles rd. Never being there yet, I may try one of this days.

Had thev30 min session. MT was black, 5'2" pretty heavy but not quite BBW. Dressed in long black leggings. L1 only. Didn't talk about extras since she was a 6/10. Basically a $150 30 min ok massage with HE. They moved from Oak Brook Terrace. Better values out there.