Massage Parlor Reports

[BoxerBoy]

Visiting area. Stopped by and only had time for hhr. Didn't get a name, but MT was probably late 30's, and super skinny. Went with soft rub and flipped myself after about 10 minutes. She was playful, and allowed OTC roaming, so I thought it was going to be an exciting visit. I was wrong. Wanted $$ for unclothed L1, but no touching in the sacred garden. Came down to $ for topless. I don't know if you guys actually pay that much around here, but I wasn't. She got me to finish line, then let go, with no follow through. Clean-X for clean up, then "OK, done". 20 min total. Now I know why I haven't seen much in reviews here, You all must already know to pass on by. She had already kept change from the c-note on arrival. So I dressed and left.

[Thrillseeker2]

Drove by H&F today and saw orange sticker on the door. The spa down the road was open for business.

TS2.

[Northside]

Tokyo Spa has been there forever. 100% legit as far as I know. Now, I see them advertising as New Asian Massage with suggestive ad's on Skip the games. I wonder if this has potential. Anyone else see this or try it out?

I tried Tokyo. The MT named Jessica was a mid 40's Thai. Average massage then on the flip L1 with light UTC feeling. No insertion. Nothing else was available. The cost was $ . 45 for a 1/2 hour and an $ . 8 tip. Total $1. 25. Crest Hill has busted others. Even though the Skip The Games ad's are suggestive, a reasonably good massage is all you're going to get.

[Northside]

Tokyo Spa has been there forever. 100% legit as far as I know. Now, I see them advertising as New Asian Massage with suggestive ad's on Skip the games. I wonder if this has potential. Anyone else see this or try it out?

[Da Doc]

I've had Yoyo more than a couple times over the past couple years (I think she's come back to Sun 3 x), and never had a bad experience. Spent one session just chatting for the first 30 min then had to rush to finish before we went overtime. Last time I saw her I got a BBBJ because "you just so nice". A lot of these girls are treated like WGs because, well, they are. But they're human too. You'll usually get much better service if you smile, say thank you, show appreciation, and are not a dick.

If you treat them like WGs, they'll act like one.

Exactly so when they are rude to you for no reasonthat's why they get black listed. Bad service and bad attitude while I'm being a gentleman and you want a 200 tip for FS. Go fk yourself Yoyo. Try someone else.

[Veioviz]

Yoyo sux. I don't care how hot you are of your attitude sux and you try to get extra for basic FS then rush. Maybe she understands now.

I've had Yoyo more than a couple times over the past couple years (I think she's come back to Sun 3 x), and never had a bad experience. Spent one session just chatting for the first 30 min then had to rush to finish before we went overtime. Last time I saw her I got a BBBJ because "you just so nice". A lot of these girls are treated like WGs because, well, they are. But they're human too. You'll usually get much better service if you smile, say thank you, show appreciation, and are not a dick.

If you treat them like WGs, they'll act like one.

[BrightHorizon]

8 years ago I walked out of here after the lady tried to break the hat with her teeth and I felt she was doing it on purpose. I had a handful of other visits in that time period and with the exception of one they all were no good.

Sorry to hear you guys had bad experiences. Just goes to show YMMV. I never seem to have those kind of experiences if I did I wouldn't go back.

[DMichaels69]

8 years ago I walked out of here after the lady tried to break the hat with her teeth and I felt she was doing it on purpose. I had a handful of other visits in that time period and with the exception of one they all were no good.

Yoyo sux. I don't care how hot you are of your attitude sux and you try to get extra for basic FS then rush. Maybe she understands now.

[Da Doc]

Had some extra mulah. Decided to hitup Sun. Glad I did. Found Yoyo started again. Still looking banging.

Table shower as usual sauna was broke. Told her I would have skipped it anyway to hot.

She only massaged with no oil kind of a bummer but that's okay. She made up for it sucking my schlong and boy was it good. Quick hop to cg, mish, doggie and I was in heaven. Treat her right peeps and stay safe.

Yoyo sux. I don't care how hot you are of your attitude sux and you try to get extra for basic FS then rush. Maybe she understands now.

[BoxerBoy]

Has anyone ever gotten more than an overpriced Handy at Lily Massage in Joliet?

https://goo.gl/maps/AYvoxqVkxgc8XdE79

2 yrs ago, I frequented there quite a few times (was in the area for work). Guessing business was way down due to pandemic, but the 20 something MT got more playful each visit. Never tried for FS, but that was the only place left for us to go.

Back in the area for work, went last week, that MT is long gone. This one was way older, and aggressively haggled at the flip for the most basic of services, to the point of just being mean. Finally ended with a 20 min jackhammer. Would be nice if she realized that being a little negotiable would have cut that time in half, if not more. I won't be finding out. But YMMV.

[Amotes]

Has anyone ever gotten more than an overpriced Handy at Lily Massage in Joliet?

https://goo.gl/maps/AYvoxqVkxgc8XdE79

I was there about a month ago. Massage was good Not rushed and I did get HJ at the end. . 60 to house. 60 tip. I'm from the area so I would repeat.

[Thrillseeker2]

Has anyone ever gotten more than an overpriced Handy at Lily Massage in Joliet?

https://goo.gl/maps/AYvoxqVkxgc8XdE79

It's been a few years but no, HJ only. I don't remember it being overpriced, but like I said, it was a few years ago.

[Northside]

Has anyone ever gotten more than an overpriced Handy at Lily Massage in Joliet?

https://goo.gl/maps/AYvoxqVkxgc8XdE79

[NJohnston]

If they're a legit place then why do they choose to promote their business with these pictures? Just to sucker us mongers into coming in then getting mad at us for hoping for extras? Help me understand.

One of the reasons I tried it out. I thought maybe there was something to it. I am no newbie. I can usually work my way into something if it is available. I wasn't aggressive at all and didn't sense any extra but was told before I could even attempt it if I wanted to that they are constantly telling guys no and kicking them out. I thought about maybe trying another MT. I did see two others there when I was leaving and they were definitely lookers. Every one of them was in scrubs though. That's usually a bad sign.

[Thrillseeker2]

Just had an appointment there and sad to report totally legit. Not only that but there is no chance at anything extra. Good massage but that is all. Pricey as well. Therapists are pretty hot but they make it known that there are no extras and if you even hint at it you will be booted. Just an FYI. I was fairly certain that was the case going in, but I thought it was worth a try. Oh well, on to the next rejection.

If they're a legit place then why do they choose to promote their business with these pictures? Just to sucker us mongers into coming in then getting mad at us for hoping for extras? Help me understand.