Massage Parlor Reports

[JolietBurbGuy]

Who was your therapist?

Unfortunately I forgot to get her name. I'm sorry.

[Carpe Dium]

I took a trip to the rose in Montgomery. The talent was probably a 5 or 6 on looks. Massage was a solid 10. Door was. 6 standard finish. 4. Great overall experience, will repeat!

Who was your therapist?

[JolietBurbGuy]

I took a trip to the rose in Montgomery. The talent was probably a 5 or 6 on looks. Massage was a solid 10. Door was. 6 standard finish. 4. Great overall experience, will repeat!

[UBeMyFriend99]

The heat is going up around these places.

http://patch.com/illinois/joliet/min...assage-parlors

Exactly! I let some of you know that a friend of mine at the fire station said LEO has been eyeballing Moon for a bit now.

[Sjohns]

Sounds like same old here.

Definitely.

I did take the bottle of water on my way out the door.

[DMichaels69]

Sounds like same old here.

Stopped by for 1 hr and had a nice, mostly (legit massage by a mid -upper 20's masseuse. Face down, towel eventually off with lots of intermittent caressing of the berries minus the twig. Thoroughly enjoyable. On the flip, a total about face. Towel back on, and didn't wouldn't even come close to the privates. At the end, was offered a bottle of oil to take care of myself. I said no, you take care of me. No dice. What a tease.

[Sjohns]

Stopped by for 1 hr and had a nice, mostly (legit massage by a mid -upper 20's masseuse. Face down, towel eventually off with lots of intermittent caressing of the berries minus the twig. Thoroughly enjoyable. On the flip, a total about face. Towel back on, and didn't wouldn't even come close to the privates. At the end, was offered a bottle of oil to take care of myself. I said no, you take care of me. No dice. What a tease.

[DMichaels69]

The restaurant guy probably goes to the spa. I remember Connie from IVY taking a call when she was in a session with me. It was a lady. She told the lady they were booked the whole week and to call next week. LOL.

This will make a great reality TV show, The Angry Housewives of Minooka. Don't they have something better to do with their time? I really liked the moron restaurant owner that admitted that the Spa is helping his business, but he still doesn't like it. These women could find much better uses of their time doing volunteer work somewhere. I really don't need them to save me from the evil Korean Spa's, I am an adult and I'll be fine. SaintChuck.

[SaintChuck]

The heat is going up around these places.

http://patch.com/illinois/joliet/min...assage-parlors

Well if their * is because they can't get a massage, I'll go to work there and massage the ladies. I bet all you guys would volunteer to help these poor, massage-less ladies out. I wouldn't even ask for a tip. But no tip- No happy ending.

Stinky Oiled Up and Ready to Go.

This will make a great reality TV show, The Angry Housewives of Minooka. Don't they have something better to do with their time? I really liked the moron restaurant owner that admitted that the Spa is helping his business, but he still doesn't like it. These women could find much better uses of their time doing volunteer work somewhere. I really don't need them to save me from the evil Korean Spa's, I am an adult and I'll be fine. SaintChuck.

[Mr Stinky]

The heat is going up around these places.

http://patch.com/illinois/joliet/min...assage-parlors

Well if their * is because they can't get a massage, I'll go to work there and massage the ladies. I bet all you guys would volunteer to help these poor, massage-less ladies out. I wouldn't even ask for a tip. But no tip- No happy ending.

Stinky Oiled Up and Ready to Go.

[JolietMike1969]

The heat is going up around these places.

http://patch.com/illinois/joliet/min...assage-parlors

[DMichaels69]

Exactly. You wrote a book but did not provide the spa name.

Great review but I would rather have the name of the place and just say you had a great time. Unless you want a 100 pm messages asking where you went.

Gentlemen check out my write up under Chicago southern burbs from today.

UBe.

[JolietMike1969]

Gentlemen check out my write up under Chicago southern burbs from today.

UBe.

Great review but I would rather have the name of the place and just say you had a great time. Unless you want a 100 pm messages asking where you went.

[UBeMyFriend99]

Gentlemen check out my write up under Chicago southern burbs from today.

UBe.

[Wenger]

Stopped by Z SPA. Good massage, fairly cute young girl. When she left to get the hot towel before the flip, I removed the towel. When she came back in she said " OOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOO" and put the towel back on, LOL. On the flip she said "15 minute lift, 15 minute lift" so as you can guess just legit massage here. I got a water, candy and a punch card.
http://chicago.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/professional-come-and-enjoy-your-relaxation-time-815-768-6838-312-678-8387/38260299

2nd legit spa in that area, so sad.

-w.