Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

I too don't get into a debate about the tip I give. One time a girl said "no good, to small" and my response was, "yes it was no good". I started walking out the door and she was mumbling something in Chinese.

Went there recently, hoping against hope things had changed. Two very attractive masseuses were on duty. The place is spotless. Fine massage. Plenty of brushing and teasing, but no follow through other than an offer of oil. Sorry, but masturbating in a strip mall is not what I went to PC for. So I left her a $20 tip for the massage, and got the whiny equivalent of "That's all? Looked her straight in the eye, with no expression on my face, said not a word, and left. I will never return. Never.

[E6671]

By the same token, a good legit massage should merit a tip. Something. $10-$20. Today, my friend gave a guy a good massage. Full hour. No extras. So no tip. Now that's just not right. Bob.

I always tip 20 if the massage was good even if no extras. My opinion is 20 tip for an hour massage is fair. Especially if the MT is not getting any of the door fee which could be the case many times. It really ticks me off to read how many S#$t heads leave 0 tip because they did not get a handy or more. They give mongering a bad name.

[DMichaels69]

I was going to say sounds like Candy. I met her when she first started there and she was very nice. Its to bad that changed.

Sorry, Morrisman, but The French Quarter has been reviewed many times on here as a ripoff. The one you had sounds like Candy, who is notorious for her assembly line approach and shorting of time. In other words, she's a thief. Also in other words, stay away and never go back, as I have chosen to do.

[WhiteRookDown]

Went there recently, hoping against hope things had changed. Two very attractive masseuses were on duty. The place is spotless. Fine massage. Plenty of brushing and teasing, but no follow through other than an offer of oil. Sorry, but masturbating in a strip mall is not what I went to PC for. So I left her a $20 tip for the massage, and got the whiny equivalent of "That's all? Looked her straight in the eye, with no expression on my face, said not a word, and left. I will never return. Never.

[WhiteRookDown]

I was looking through the various massage review sites and I saw a review for the French Quarter. Now I don't belong to any of these sites so what info I gleam is a bit iffy. I did notice though that someone tipped $200 there. I thought that was a bit strange and I inferred uhmm various things. I would like to take a moment though to say $200 tip WTF! For a very enjoyable time (for an hour) the typical tip is 120- 140. Add your $60 dollar door fee and you get either 180 or 200. Now sometimes if I have a really good time I might tip an extra 20. I know this pisses some of you off. Sorry. The problem is that I think some new girls are thinking that 200 all together is 200 for them plus the door fee. Now a quick look at BP and I see that the going rate for an asian escort near O'Hare is still 160. I don't think those escort keeps all that money and these massage places should know they can't be asking for a whole lot more than what can be gotten near the airport. I figure the extra 40 is for the peace of mind that you are less likely to be walking into an uncle trap.

Now I have my suspicions of what might be going on here. There are some asian escorts advertising in Crest Hill right now. I noticed two different numbers being listed. The posts are not saying what the rate is. Maybe they are over charging and people are paying those rates. Maybe these girls are talking to the girls in the massage parlors. (Maybe they're the same girls.) IDK. Has anyone visited these AMPs in Crest Hill?

Now my trip to the Quarter. I won't go into details except to say that I was not paying a 200 tip. I did get up sold though. What is sad is the girl was young and had a nice rack. Little head started doing the thinking but big head stopped it before it went too far. Killed the mood. When I left I realized it was only 45 minutes too. Maybe they are taking lessons from the Koreans. That said I probably won't be back for awhile. I will stick with the legit massage across the street. For other stuff I will look elsewhere. If you chance it, then PM your experience please.

Sorry, Morrisman, but The French Quarter has been reviewed many times on here as a ripoff. The one you had sounds like Candy, who is notorious for her assembly line approach and shorting of time. In other words, she's a thief. Also in other words, stay away and never go back, as I have chosen to do.

[Bob521]

By the same token, a good legit massage should merit a tip. Something. $10-$20. Today, my friend gave a guy a good massage. Full hour. No extras. So no tip. Now that's just not right. Bob.

There have been many discussions about tipping on here and if you feel she deserves more money because you feel the service is very good then so be it. For me if the massage is kick ass (I actually rate the massage) , the girls attitude is very good the whole time and the extras are good and she does not half ass them, I too have tipped extra in the end. I believe a lot of us have done that and I think its ok. Just my 2 cents.

[DMichaels69]

There have been many discussions about tipping on here and if you feel she deserves more money because you feel the service is very good then so be it. For me if the massage is kick ass (I actually rate the massage) , the girls attitude is very good the whole time and the extras are good and she does not half ass them, I too have tipped extra in the end. I believe a lot of us have done that and I think its ok. Just my 2 cents.

I was looking through the various massage review sites and I saw a review for the French Quarter. Now I don't belong to any of these sites so what info I gleam is a bit iffy. I did notice though that someone tipped $200 there. I thought that was a bit strange and I inferred uhmm various things. I would like to take a moment though to say $200 tip WTF! For a very enjoyable time (for an hour) the typical tip is 120- 140. Add your $60 dollar door fee and you get either 180 or 200. Now sometimes if I have a really good time I might tip an extra 20. I know this pisses some of you off. Sorry. The problem is that I think some new girls are thinking that 200 all together is 200 for them plus the door fee. Now a quick look at BP and I see that the going rate for an asian escort near O'Hare is still 160. I don't think those escort keeps all that money and these massage places should know they can't be asking for a whole lot more than what can be gotten near the airport. I figure the extra 40 is for the peace of mind that you are less likely to be walking into an uncle trap.

Now I have my suspicions of what might be going on here. There are some asian escorts advertising in Crest Hill right now. I noticed two different numbers being listed. The posts are not saying what the rate is. Maybe they are over charging and people are paying those rates. Maybe these girls are talking to the girls in the massage parlors. (Maybe they're the same girls.) IDK. Has anyone visited these AMPs in Crest Hill?

Now my trip to the Quarter. I won't go into details except to say that I was not paying a 200 tip. I did get up sold though. What is sad is the girl was young and had a nice rack. Little head started doing the thinking but big head stopped it before it went too far. Killed the mood. When I left I realized it was only 45 minutes too. Maybe they are taking lessons from the Koreans. That said I probably won't be back for awhile. I will stick with the legit massage across the street. For other stuff I will look elsewhere. If you chance it, then PM your experience please.

[Morrisman]

I was looking through the various massage review sites and I saw a review for the French Quarter. Now I don't belong to any of these sites so what info I gleam is a bit iffy. I did notice though that someone tipped $200 there. I thought that was a bit strange and I inferred uhmm various things. I would like to take a moment though to say $200 tip WTF! For a very enjoyable time (for an hour) the typical tip is 120- 140. Add your $60 dollar door fee and you get either 180 or 200. Now sometimes if I have a really good time I might tip an extra 20. I know this pisses some of you off. Sorry. The problem is that I think some new girls are thinking that 200 all together is 200 for them plus the door fee. Now a quick look at BP and I see that the going rate for an asian escort near O'Hare is still 160. I don't think those escort keeps all that money and these massage places should know they can't be asking for a whole lot more than what can be gotten near the airport. I figure the extra 40 is for the peace of mind that you are less likely to be walking into an uncle trap.

Now I have my suspicions of what might be going on here. There are some asian escorts advertising in Crest Hill right now. I noticed two different numbers being listed. The posts are not saying what the rate is. Maybe they are over charging and people are paying those rates. Maybe these girls are talking to the girls in the massage parlors. (Maybe they're the same girls.) IDK. Has anyone visited these AMPs in Crest Hill?

Now my trip to the Quarter. I won't go into details except to say that I was not paying a 200 tip. I did get up sold though. What is sad is the girl was young and had a nice rack. Little head started doing the thinking but big head stopped it before it went too far. Killed the mood. When I left I realized it was only 45 minutes too. Maybe they are taking lessons from the Koreans. That said I probably won't be back for awhile. I will stick with the legit massage across the street. For other stuff I will look elsewhere. If you chance it, then PM your experience please.

[SaintChuck]

That is one of my biggest peeves, horrible breath. And yes, makes you wonder.

The MILF that we both like to see, is a very clean person but one time I got a massage from her after lunch and her breath could have stripped the chrome off of a Cadillac's bumper. I have no idea what in the hell they eat but it certainly isn't the regular Chinese food that we get from the local restaurants. When I go to the AMP's I usually try to have a tin of Altoids on me and I pop one in front of them, then I tell them it is candy and I offer them one. Nothing worse than playing with some nice boobs and having your eye's start watering from the dragons great being blown in your face. SaintChuck.

[DMichaels69]

That is one of my biggest peeves, horrible breath. And yes, makes you wonder.

Not long ago, I'd have said yes to I Spa. Mia was skilled, and had a great attitude. However, the last time I was there, her breath was just disgusting. I don't mean spicy food or garlic breath, I mean "I haven't brushed my teeth in a week" bad breath. That makes me wonder what other areas aren't up to Clean Standards. Until I read differently on her, or about any new talent there, I'm on standby with I Spa.

[DMichaels69]

Maybe they thought they did not need the trouble and closed shop or maybe just a short break. Who knows. LOL.

Went to Moon Spa in Minooka late Wednesday morning, and no sign of life. Front door locked, lights off, inside door left ajar. A short time later, I called a couple of times, and it went straight to voicemail. Seems as if the anti-massage movement discussed here recently, and reported on in a local newspaper, was successful in closing this scourge on humanity.

[WhiteRookDown]

Went to Moon Spa in Minooka late Wednesday morning, and no sign of life. Front door locked, lights off, inside door left ajar. A short time later, I called a couple of times, and it went straight to voicemail. Seems as if the anti-massage movement discussed here recently, and reported on in a local newspaper, was successful in closing this scourge on humanity.

[WhiteRookDown]

Been out of the game with the family around this summer. I spa still a good bet? I'll venture out more soon. Just wondering how things are because the area seems quiet.

Not long ago, I'd have said yes to I Spa. Mia was skilled, and had a great attitude. However, the last time I was there, her breath was just disgusting. I don't mean spicy food or garlic breath, I mean "I haven't brushed my teeth in a week" bad breath. That makes me wonder what other areas aren't up to Clean Standards. Until I read differently on her, or about any new talent there, I'm on standby with I Spa.

[JolietMike1969]

Been out of the game with the family around this summer. I spa still a good bet? I'll venture out more soon. Just wondering how things are because the area seems quiet.

[Morrisman]

Been here three times. Legit place as far as I can tell. 70 for hour. 20 dollar tip. You can get away with 10. No extras but didn't try. I would recommend if you have a bad back and actually need relief. I probably won't try for extras only because I need a good massage place for when my back is tense. There is only one massager. I would guess late 40 or early 50's but the years have been good. I can see her as maybe a woman that provided more when she was younger and saved up to start her own spa. A much younger woman will greet you at the door. Her English is much better. She only does nails as far as I can tell. Like I said. Legit. I would appreciate a pm if anyone gets more.