Massage Parlor Reports

[Bts597]

PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?

[PlainfieldCub]

Anyone have a report on this place?

[Jvaldez]

Clown car here too. An epidemic! LOL.

What Massage place was this for?

[DMichaels69]

Clown car here too. An epidemic! LOL.

I visited last week & had an interesting experience. I was greeted by an older woman with poor English. I asked about the prices & she told me. I then asked who would do the massage and she said it would be fine. I said OK maybe I'll come back later. She immediately urged me to stay, walked behind the curtain and called for Mia. Mia, who is pretty & petite, asked if I wanted a massage so I asked her how much. She told me and I agreed to an hour. I paid for the massage & as we're walking to the room she says another girl would do the massage. I asked why she wouldn't do the massage & she says the other girl is just as good.

So, I say OK but get a little nervous. This hasn't happened to me before. I undress, lay on the table and after a few minutes the older lady comes in, covers me with the towel & says the girl will be in soon. After several more minutes Lola comes in and asks why I didn't want the other girl. I'm thinking what other girl? I just told her that I was happy with her. She said they woke her up from a nap. Apparently that's what took so long.

The message was OK. It was all legit aside from some occasional feather touching. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her just the standard finish & she offered self service. I said no thanks but would be happy if she would finish. She said it would cost extra and I told her that was fine. She asked for me to pay first & I refused. During this negotiation she looked very confused and unsure. I'm not sure if she thought I was LEO or just not going to pay. After giving me a long stare she gave me a handshake & cleaned up its a hot towel.

This was definitely one of the awkward experiences.

[ShogunMaster]

The massage itself is worth the drive.

I visited last week & had an interesting experience. I was greeted by an older woman with poor English. I asked about the prices & she told me. I then asked who would do the massage and she said it would be fine. I said OK maybe I'll come back later. She immediately urged me to stay, walked behind the curtain and called for Mia. Mia, who is pretty & petite, asked if I wanted a massage so I asked her how much. She told me and I agreed to an hour. I paid for the massage & as we're walking to the room she says another girl would do the massage. I asked why she wouldn't do the massage & she says the other girl is just as good.

So, I say OK but get a little nervous. This hasn't happened to me before. I undress, lay on the table and after a few minutes the older lady comes in, covers me with the towel & says the girl will be in soon. After several more minutes Lola comes in and asks why I didn't want the other girl. I'm thinking what other girl? I just told her that I was happy with her. She said they woke her up from a nap. Apparently that's what took so long.

The message was OK. It was all legit aside from some occasional feather touching. On the flip she asked what I wanted. I told her just the standard finish & she offered self service. I said no thanks but would be happy if she would finish. She said it would cost extra and I told her that was fine. She asked for me to pay first & I refused. During this negotiation she looked very confused and unsure. I'm not sure if she thought I was LEO or just not going to pay. After giving me a long stare she gave me a handshake & cleaned up its a hot towel.

This was definitely one of the awkward experiences.

[Mr Stinky]

I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

-w.

160 for the tip is outrageous. 60 would be a deal. If I misread, I apologize. You're right. Need to make the tip clear.

Stinky Out.

[E6671]

I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!

This is exactly why I have been sticking to the Asian Apartments. 240 and you could not get into it. I pay 200 for a full hour and as soon as I step in the door the girl is all over me and I am old and slightly over weight. Plus you get to shower together, BBBJ while drying you off, and sometimes even two pops.

[Wenger]

Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

Stinky Out.

I think it was 160 for the tip so 240 total. The same old question on the $.

-w.

[Mr Stinky]

This place sucks! Last time I was there the lady wanted the tip before, I said no, she threw a fit and left. Never returned. This place is off my list for good. You tipped before and you overpaid for a lack luster performance so lesson learned.

Guess I'm just dumb as a load of bricks but, you pay 60 besides the 80 door fee and you get DATY, some dick licking and covered F / S. 69 and probably a stinky finger and that's not good enough because the little guy couldn't do his job? From the way you explained it, the girl should be pissed. 140 for a lukewarm massage and some hot pussy play is a deal in Rockford. I've been to this place and the old 7 Spa and never been let down. 7 was pricey, but you pay for what you get. If I'm wrong, please enlighten me.

Stinky Out.

[DMichaels69]

This place sucks! Last time I was there the lady wanted the tip before, I said no, she threw a fit and left. Never returned. This place is off my list for good. You tipped before and you overpaid for a lack luster performance so lesson learned.

I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!

[Magooski]

I was looking for something different and didn't connect with girls that post in Crest Hill. It was different all right! I got to my to the room around 11:12, mama said girl be right in. Nana shows up some 10 minutes later. Very pretty girl, hot Korean with nice bolt ons. Price was. 80 for the hour. She said I need to sit in the sauna while the shower water heated up. 10 15 minutes later she comes back and we go to the shower. Not much of a talker and I asked about some other girls who used to work there. TS was nice, little butt action and massage. Flip side nice attention down under. Get to the room and she disappears again. Massage started out nice enough, it could have been better and longer to get the blood flowing. 10 minutes and she said turn over. She did some light running and I rubbed her sweet ass. I asked her if she liked to have fun and I said I liked everything. She said why not and held out her hands like she was holding a plate. I said $. 40, she said $. 60. I said $. 40, but she wanted $. 60. It's been a long time since I had a hot Asian chick, so I said if she'll be my girlfriend. She smiled. I gave her the money and she started taking her cloths off. Very sexy. I kissed her kneck and shoulders a bit. Then she said NO when I asked her for some tounge. I wasn't too happy, but told her ladies first. I gave her some great DATY and she was really into it and came for me. Then she covered me up and started giving some great head. But my buddy wasn't cooperating with me, despite vitamin v.

We did some 69 and she was fucking my face. Still no boner. I had her give me a pussyslide, which felt nice. But we just didn't have that connection and she turned me off a bit. I finally called it quits and she disappears again. I started getting dressed and she came back in with a hot cloth with disinfectant on it. She said we really busy and can't walk me out. It's was now 12:15. She said see you next time. I said maybe. Momma was waiting in the hallway and said see you next time, see you soon. I asked for a water because I was thirsty. The final straw was the cap went flying off when I went to open it. It was already open! WTF, they do refills? It was not worth the time driving out there for a shit time. I'm a sucker because I caved in, $$. 40 out the window. I could have gone to Crystal for a limp dick experience and hour round trip. Needless to say, I won't repeat!

[Jvaldez]

I have been going there for the last couple weeks hoping I can build up to more than standard. There is a woman with a mole on her forehead- not sure if she is a mamasan. When I went to leave hot older girl popped out. I have seen two older girls and the young ridiculously hot girl as well. Standard but with a really good massage. Repeating gets a bit more roaming mileage. I saw the young hot girl on a Wednesday. They seem to have set work days. Was keeping quiet about this but I see others have visited now. The massage itself is worth the drive.

I just left the place. They close at 10 pm. Got the massage from the older lady. It was a dam good Massage no finish. Could it have been because they were closing and in a rush. I'll have to try another day. I will sleep well though.

[Morrisman]

Was celestial massage. New owners. New staff. Standard finish with an actual great massage. Standard rates apply.

I have been going there for the last couple weeks hoping I can build up to more than standard. There is a woman with a mole on her forehead- not sure if she is a mamasan. When I went to leave hot older girl popped out. I have seen two older girls and the young ridiculously hot girl as well. Standard but with a really good massage. Repeating gets a bit more roaming mileage. I saw the young hot girl on a Wednesday. They seem to have set work days. Was keeping quiet about this but I see others have visited now. The massage itself is worth the drive.

[JolietMike1969]

Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

-w.

Yes that is the place. Saw 2 older and one younger. I've had the 2 older, still trying to catch the younger one.

[GunnerMagnum]

I think it is. There is also one close to foxes and down the road I think.

Is this the one by Fox's Pub?

-w.