Massage Parlor Reports

[FeetFeetFeet34]

TOFTT, went to Ruby by Liquor store at 6 corners.

100% legit.

Good massage, but nothing more.

Too much traffic for my liking in the area too.

[Duffie]

The best thing I can tell you is to read the reports on here, pick a place and GO. Then, write a report and I'm sure many of us will give you some advice.

The only way to gain personal experience is to do what the rest of us have done and that is go, spend the money and report your experience back. You can't learn how to play ice hockey by just asking questions. You have to actually get on the ice and the same goes here as well.

Good luck,

AJ.

I agree, many good places are YMMV to get the extra menu. The more you go and explore the more enjoyable this hobby will be.

[Morrisman]

Hence I stopped going to AMP if I want FS.

Spa at Morris up to Ivy, what you've mention is the regiment I've experienced.

Got tire of that routine, and progressed to apartments. Mostly Koreans.

Now curious to try Chinese, but RS2 K source is limited. Can you PM for details?

In the last 15 years whenever I find a good girl at a massage place that a keep going back to and don't mention online (I'm a dick for not sharing) she is almost always Chinese. At the moment I don't have a regular girl. I can't point you in the right direction because all the girls I have seen in the past have moved on. I particularly miss a girl from Rose Spa in Naperville and another girl at a Rose Spa in Montgomery. This was 2-3 years ago though. I spent small fortunes on both girls. Once they left the other girls did not provide anything beyond basic service. You need to click with the girl like it is f- ing dating or something. I need to go back to both places and scope them out. Lightning rarely hits twice though. I have hopes for that Relax place or the new line-up at Switzerland. Summer will bring out some new talent in lots of places. I have never done the apartments but I occasionally do the VIP room at strip clubs. This is only sometimes worth it. You have to pay the extra club cost though but you can occasionally see a girl outside of the club. Hoping for something more economical.

[Avg Joe]

Any you guys recommend me starting at?

Your best bet is to try places. You will only get so much info from here. Try then report back.

The best thing I can tell you is to read the reports on here, pick a place and GO. Then, write a report and I'm sure many of us will give you some advice.

The only way to gain personal experience is to do what the rest of us have done and that is go, spend the money and report your experience back. You can't learn how to play ice hockey by just asking questions. You have to actually get on the ice and the same goes here as well.

Good luck,

AJ.

[Poogee]

It is really about if you are getting FS. Koreans are very regimented on the come in, sit in room for 3 minutes, go to table massage for 10 minutes, sit in sauna for 10 minutes, get massage for 15-20 minutes, extras even FS no longer than 10 minutes and you are out. In many cases you are out before 40 minutes. If you are going to pay for FS then I want 60 minutes of FS. If I want a massage then I want 60 minutes of a massage. Koreans are more likely to screw you out of time and / or service. I assume this isn't always the case but it is much of the time.

Hence I stopped going to AMP if I want FS.

Spa at Morris up to Ivy, what you've mention is the regiment I've experienced.

Got tire of that routine, and progressed to apartments. Mostly Koreans.

Now curious to try Chinese, but RS2 K source is limited. Can you PM for details?

[Morrisman]

I've been to the KS at Darien and Lombard. I had one disappointing service.

Curious now which Chinese and others your referring to.

It is really about if you are getting FS. Koreans are very regimented on the come in, sit in room for 3 minutes, go to table massage for 10 minutes, sit in sauna for 10 minutes, get massage for 15-20 minutes, extras even FS no longer than 10 minutes and you are out. In many cases you are out before 40 minutes. If you are going to pay for FS then I want 60 minutes of FS. If I want a massage then I want 60 minutes of a massage. Koreans are more likely to screw you out of time and / or service. I assume this isn't always the case but it is much of the time.

[Poogee]

....... The Chinese and other Asian groups give better service.

I've been to the KS at Darien and Lombard. I had one disappointing service.

Curious now which Chinese and others your referring to.

[Morrisman]

This is a great post, right to the point, and matches my experiences with massage places. I quit going to them years ago and, from what I read here, they haven't changed much. First, you pay premium for what is usually a lousy massage that you could get at your local mall for a third or less of the price. But who cares? Who's going to these places for the massage? The key is extras and what they cost. The providers are scared to death of LEO, so chances are you'll get either nothing or an overpriced hand tug. Even if you self serve, the girl will expect a tip. But let's say you get lucky enough to actually get FS. If you're lucky it won't be a 50+ mamasan, and whether it is or isn't, you'll be paying escort prices after you throw in the door fee. And then there is the expected tip. I say why? If there are exceptions to what I just related, feel free to educate me, because as a horny monger, I'd love nothing better than to be wrong. But based on what I read here and personal experience, I'd say check out the strip joint and escort sections, Craigslist, or Backpage before hitting massage places.

Price wise strip clubs aren't much better. You are still paying 250 or 400 for an hour. The plus is that you are most likely getting a younger girl and she isn't Asian. Asians are hot but if you want to eat the same meal every day get married. The down side is obviously the price. If you have an attractive Asian parlor girl that will give you FS for an hour at 200 you are lucky when compared to paying twice that at a strip club. Sometimes more. At the club your door is usually a curtain or nothing at all. The chairs may not be conducive to umm playing either. Some clubs will try to sell you on VIP and charge you a fortune for nothing. The plus about strip clubs though is if you are a girl's regular she might let you see her outside the club. Discounting the club's cut. Strippers tend to be more ummm enthusiastic too. They are competing with a whole bunch of attractive girls. Massage places are me or her and that's it. It really is about if you click and what is offered. I see a certain stripper about once a month or two in VIP. I walk out not only smelling of stripper but wet pussy too. At the price it is a rare indulgence though. I have seen a few girls on backpage but they better have reviews and I will cough up the cash at TER. One bit of advice avoid Korean places. The Chinese and other Asian groups give better service.

[Poogee]

https://chicago.craigslist.org/wcl/thp/6176513238.html

Yay or Nay. Seems legit.

[Ump1969]

This is really tough to do because we don't want to make LEO's job too easy for him. Plus the answer isn't always the same. I went to places that were self serve one day and full service a month later and then the girl is replaced and you are back to nothing. The amount of extras handed out changes as well. Sometimes places know the local heat is on because it is an election year or articles are published in the local newspaper about a parlor. They move their girls to a different parlor and replace with 50 something grandmas. Don't pay to have relations with a grandma that you could pay a hot enthusiastic 20 something the same amount. Not that 30-40 something are bad. Your best bet is to find a few places near where you live and frequent them. You should find places that also offer good massages. I use to frequent a place known for legit massages. An attractive new girl started, we clicked, and I was tipping for a lot more. Understand that roaming means different things. Some girls will tolerate it but won't go past a certain point. To many your roaming is you telling them you aren't a cop. Don't expect much the first time or two. Make sure you tip appropriately but not too much. We will find you and beat you down. Probably not. Kidding. Or am I? I wonder what some guys think is a good massage. The French quarter had a good massager before they closed. The place down the road is very legit. They give a good massage. There is a place in Plainfield near fox's pub that give good massages. The place down the road may offer more. I have only read their posts. Down 59 there is a rose massage that gave a decent legit massage. There are some other rose massage places too. People tell me to avoid uuu massage places but I had a decent time at one before. I try to go into new places without my wallet. If I don't like what I see it is easier to walk away. If I like what I see then I return. This trick has kept the little head from making stupid decisions. While it is good to find places nearby don't be afraid of a road trip. I have travelled far and wide in search of T and A. It is good for your inner hunter nomad. All this talk makes me want to visit an AMP tomorrow. Maybe I will try some place new and report back.

This is a great post, right to the point, and matches my experiences with massage places. I quit going to them years ago and, from what I read here, they haven't changed much. First, you pay premium for what is usually a lousy massage that you could get at your local mall for a third or less of the price. But who cares? Who's going to these places for the massage? The key is extras and what they cost. The providers are scared to death of LEO, so chances are you'll get either nothing or an overpriced hand tug. Even if you self serve, the girl will expect a tip. But let's say you get lucky enough to actually get FS. If you're lucky it won't be a 50+ mamasan, and whether it is or isn't, you'll be paying escort prices after you throw in the door fee. And then there is the expected tip. I say why? If there are exceptions to what I just related, feel free to educate me, because as a horny monger, I'd love nothing better than to be wrong. But based on what I read here and personal experience, I'd say check out the strip joint and escort sections, Craigslist, or Backpage before hitting massage places.

[Morrisman]

Any you guys recommend me starting at?

This is really tough to do because we don't want to make LEO's job too easy for him. Plus the answer isn't always the same. I went to places that were self serve one day and full service a month later and then the girl is replaced and you are back to nothing. The amount of extras handed out changes as well. Sometimes places know the local heat is on because it is an election year or articles are published in the local newspaper about a parlor. They move their girls to a different parlor and replace with 50 something grandmas. Don't pay to have relations with a grandma that you could pay a hot enthusiastic 20 something the same amount. Not that 30-40 something are bad. Your best bet is to find a few places near where you live and frequent them. You should find places that also offer good massages. I use to frequent a place known for legit massages. An attractive new girl started, we clicked, and I was tipping for a lot more. Understand that roaming means different things. Some girls will tolerate it but won't go past a certain point. To many your roaming is you telling them you aren't a cop. Don't expect much the first time or two. Make sure you tip appropriately but not too much. We will find you and beat you down. Probably not. Kidding. Or am I? I wonder what some guys think is a good massage. The French quarter had a good massager before they closed. The place down the road is very legit. They give a good massage. There is a place in Plainfield near fox's pub that give good massages. The place down the road may offer more. I have only read their posts. Down 59 there is a rose massage that gave a decent legit massage. There are some other rose massage places too. People tell me to avoid uuu massage places but I had a decent time at one before. I try to go into new places without my wallet. If I don't like what I see it is easier to walk away. If I like what I see then I return. This trick has kept the little head from making stupid decisions. While it is good to find places nearby don't be afraid of a road trip. I have travelled far and wide in search of T and A. It is good for your inner hunter nomad. All this talk makes me want to visit an AMP tomorrow. Maybe I will try some place new and report back.

[Bts597]

Any you guys recommend me starting at?

[DMichaels69]

Your best bet is to try places. You will only get so much info from here. Try then report back.

PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?

[Avg Joe]

PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?

All AMP's are "newbie" friendly. If you have the cash they are your newest best 1 hour friend, newbie or not.

AJ

[Wenger]

PC massage in Joliet. Anyone have reviews on it? I live right near there and wanted to see if it's worth going. Haven't been to an AMP yet and want to start trying some.

Any others around there to try that are newbie friendly?

Last time I was there, about a year ago, it was self service. All depends on what you're looking for. Head west if you're looking for more.

-w.