Massage Parlor Reports

[AcrossTheUnive]

Thanks for the post. I have been laughing for the past 15 minutes. Welcome to the forum Uncle Zach. LOL. SaintChuck.

I totally agree. Uncle Zach and his buds lurking makes me laugh too. If anyone does not know why it is kind of funny, they either are very naive or are eating too many donuts to understand. My uncle Leonard was always in folks business like that.

[JerBear1990]

Thanks for the post. I have been laughing for the past 15 minutes. Welcome to the forum Uncle Zach. LOL. SaintChuck.

Why is this funny, I also want to know LOL. New to all this and I live near H&F.

[DMichaels69]

I have not been here in many years. When it first opened they had somewhat of a rotation (always older ladies) but then it ended up being the same one unattractive lady and if she is busy you get the MMS.

Was in the Minooka area and stumbled upon Wa Spa in an out of the way corner of a strip mall. Saw a dude walk out and get on his bike and ride away so figured I would give it a try.

Walk in and mamasan puts me in a room. Mamasan is unattractive (2/10) and quite heavy but also looks Korean to me so I am hoping this may turn out ok.

Mamasan comes back in asks if I want shower. Yes please. $70 hour with table shower. I got the impression the TS was $10. Lead into table shower still hoping a little hottie is going to come in. Nope. Mamasan does table shower. Into the sauna for a few minutes then back to the room, still hoping a hot little K-Girl is going to rescue me. Nope. Five minutes later mamasan comes back in and tells me face down on the table. She starts to prod and poke me and massage. There was more poking and pushing on me than anything really. Massage quality 4/10 on the flip she massages my chest and legs. Part of the chest massage was actually painful. I was hoping she would either ask if I wanted L1 or just not offer it at all so I could decline and just tip her a $20 and get out of there and save a few bucks at least. She did not ask. She just started going at it. It was a bit of an effort on her part as I was not at all turned on and had my eyes closed the entire time trying to imagine a 5 foot tall 90 lb K-Hottie to try to get things going. After nearly 10 minutes of her going at it she finished the tug and cleaned me up. Tipped her accordingly even though I really didn't want to. She said come back soon as I was walking out. Yeah, not going back anytime soon.

TP.

[SaintChuck]

Did they give any hand jobs and then did they actually pursue with full on sex? I live close to h&f so I'm trying to know. I'm really tryna get back to the whole massage scene.

Thanks for the post. I have been laughing for the past 15 minutes. Welcome to the forum Uncle Zach. LOL. SaintChuck.

[Terrapin911]

Was in the Minooka area and stumbled upon Wa Spa in an out of the way corner of a strip mall. Saw a dude walk out and get on his bike and ride away so figured I would give it a try.

Walk in and mamasan puts me in a room. Mamasan is unattractive (2/10) and quite heavy but also looks Korean to me so I am hoping this may turn out ok.

Mamasan comes back in asks if I want shower. Yes please. $70 hour with table shower. I got the impression the TS was $10. Lead into table shower still hoping a little hottie is going to come in. Nope. Mamasan does table shower. Into the sauna for a few minutes then back to the room, still hoping a hot little K-Girl is going to rescue me. Nope. Five minutes later mamasan comes back in and tells me face down on the table. She starts to prod and poke me and massage. There was more poking and pushing on me than anything really. Massage quality 4/10 on the flip she massages my chest and legs. Part of the chest massage was actually painful. I was hoping she would either ask if I wanted L1 or just not offer it at all so I could decline and just tip her a $20 and get out of there and save a few bucks at least. She did not ask. She just started going at it. It was a bit of an effort on her part as I was not at all turned on and had my eyes closed the entire time trying to imagine a 5 foot tall 90 lb K-Hottie to try to get things going. After nearly 10 minutes of her going at it she finished the tug and cleaned me up. Tipped her accordingly even though I really didn't want to. She said come back soon as I was walking out. Yeah, not going back anytime soon.

TP.

[DMichaels69]

She was offering self serve to which you could have responded that she has to tip you, LOL. I was wondering about that place. Thanks for the report!

I went to Q Spa in Woodridge, got a four hands for 1. 2 I strip down naked face down on the table. Girl 1 comes in touches foot up leg to head says hello, girl 2 does the same. They work my top and bottom. The top pulled my hands above my head into her crotch and started rubbing down my chest putting her breast in my face. She asked if I wanted oil, I said yes. She sprayed oil over my dick and laid my hand on my cock. I wasn't sure what to do, so I just rested it there. The massage continued and she teased around my cock but never grabbed it. They finished and said, "you ok?" Being half asleep I said sure.

Where did I go wrong in not getting to finish? New to the game and any help would be appreciated, thanks.

[LookinForLove2]

I went to Q Spa in Woodridge, got a four hands for 1. 2 I strip down naked face down on the table. Girl 1 comes in touches foot up leg to head says hello, girl 2 does the same. They work my top and bottom. The top pulled my hands above my head into her crotch and started rubbing down my chest putting her breast in my face. She asked if I wanted oil, I said yes. She sprayed oil over my dick and laid my hand on my cock. I wasn't sure what to do, so I just rested it there. The massage continued and she teased around my cock but never grabbed it. They finished and said, "you ok?" Being half asleep I said sure.

Where did I go wrong in not getting to finish? New to the game and any help would be appreciated, thanks.

[Thrillseeker2]

Has anyone been here? Drove by a few times but couldn't stop. Is it worth making the time to stop?

I stopped in a week ago or so. 2 girls working. Both wore masks so can't comment on looks except both were skinny. My MT did a nice job on the massage and took her time on the finish. I'll go back.

60/60 because she let the girls out to play. Small b's, big nipples.

TS2.

[JolieThornDog]

Has anyone been here? Drove by a few times but couldn't stop. Is it worth making the time to stop?

[Zach Brown]

Stopped by h&f in Plainfield. Nice massage and l2. They are on the higher end for tips but service was good.

Did they give any hand jobs and then did they actually pursue with full on sex? I live close to h&f so I'm trying to know. I'm really tryna get back to the whole massage scene.

[BrightHorizon]

Stopped by h&f in Plainfield. Nice massage and l2. They are on the higher end for tips but service was good.

[Satriani]

I saw it on Larkin but a Google search only turns up a restaurant.

I tried Tokyo before the pandemic; no luck. Recently called and they did not have massage sessions.

Where is Osaka? The only Osaka I know if in Joliet is the restaurant Buffet?

[JValdez2021]

Was driving thru Joliet and saw 2 spas, Tokyo and Osaka. Never saw either one mentioned in this thread. Are they any good?

I tried Tokyo before the pandemic; no luck. Recently called and they did not have massage sessions.

Where is Osaka? The only Osaka I know if in Joliet is the restaurant Buffet?

[Satriani]

Was driving thru Joliet and saw 2 spas, Tokyo and Osaka. Never saw either one mentioned in this thread. Are they any good?

[NewGuyIll]

Another trip to Sun. Was hoping Cindy was back. She is a rock star. Was told maybe she will be back in a month. But "all new girls". Drew Susie. Nice body and friendly. I like the TS here and sauna. Plenty of attention paid in shower. Back to the room. Pretty good massage. Fell asleep and had a dream. Susie was very good at teasing but had to haggle over tip and then she got very business like. Said next time you bring more get special treatment. I recommend Sun. I typically have good luck. But hopefully other girl is more friendly. FS 1. 4.