Massage Parlor Reports

[Walker333]

+ 3.

Going to try to get over to Church Street this weekend.

What is it on Church? You may pm, Thank You.

[NitroPimp]

Everything I've read or heard about this place screams legit.

+ 3.

Going to try to get over to Church Street this weekend.

[Brexit]

Everything I've read or heard about this place screams legit.

+2 Working my way through the area and will definitely skip this one.

[DMichaels69]

Everything I've read or heard about this place screams legit.

Sysong is a complete waste of time and there is no fun to be had. I knew right away when I was offered a shower and the woman took me to the bathroom which has a stand up shower. She shut the door and left while I was in the shower. Once I got back in the room and I realized that this place was legit, I did myself and the MT a favor. I got dressed and bailed. SaintChuck.

[PwnLife]

Tried to get monica, but she was booked. I did get a look at her and she wasn't as pretty as I thought she'd be from the reviews. I had Nancy, who is older, but I think is prettier. Nice ez access sundress. Allowed roaming utc. Friendly provider. I didn't ask for anything beyond L1 since I didn't have extra cash handy. Good time, but I'll probably explore different places before going back.

[SaintChuck]

I believe that LE was there because, although the place is legit, it possesses all the criteria of a solid, happy AMP. LE is not aware that all that is PPS' sneaky way attract naive men.

Sysong is a complete waste of time and there is no fun to be had. I knew right away when I was offered a shower and the woman took me to the bathroom which has a stand up shower. She shut the door and left while I was in the shower. Once I got back in the room and I realized that this place was legit, I did myself and the MT a favor. I got dressed and bailed. SaintChuck.

[Walker333]

I was there a couple weeks ago and saw an older Chinese lady who I think called herself Lola. Took the 30 minute option, and things started off ok, light massage from the side of the table and then she moved to the top and leaned over and the tins were giving my head a nice little massage. I started touching her legs and she was fine with it so I started roaming, and I'm about 2 minutes she says, "ok, turn over", and starts asking what I want, and haggling. I pretty much was just looking for a standard HE, and her topless, settled on $50, which I know is above avergage, sorry fellow mongers. She insisted on payment first, so I paid up.

The top comes down and I was kind of shocked, she had a huge skin growth smack between her breasts, really black and lumpy and looking somewhat malignant. That and all the haggling definitely of took me out of the mood, but I had already paid her, so I closed my eyes and tried to think of something other than the giant growth on her chest, and let her work what was a bit of a limp noodle at that point. I eventually let loose, but not before she started complaining about how tired she was. Would not repeat with her, mostly because of her bad attitude, but I am sure it might be ok if you ok with negotiating, and don't ask for topless. Feel a bit bad for her though, she probably can't afford to get it removed.

Will try again with Monica, maybe I will have better luck.

I think I saw her a couple of months ago, although I didn't ask her to show her goods. Her massage was actually no bad at all, as well as the whole experience. I was shorted maybe 10 min (paid fo FH), but left happy and didn't mind. Didn't have any prior negotiations. Paid standard, she seemed to like it, and left in a good mood.

[DarkT]

Yesterday I ventured out of my normal area of operation and happened upon the Spa at Church St & Doge in Evanston. I was driving by, minding my own business and for what ever reason I decided to stop by and take one for the team. I don't normally read the Evanston thread due to the fact I'm not in this area often. But honestly, I'm not sure how this one has slipped thru the cracks. Met at the door by a tall, young Chinese girl who would be a 9 or 10 on most mongers scale. She was wearing black calf length pants and a cute white button up shirt that stopped right at the waist line. I actually had to blink a couple times because this one was almost too good to be true. In near perfect English she told me she had just started a few days ago and that her name was Monica. As a monger with limited luck, at this time I normally get handed off to a grandma or another MT with lesser appeal. Not so this time as Monica led me to room and collected the. 65 donation. She left the room as I got ready and I kept expecting grandma to walk in. Just a few minutes passed and in walked Monica with a big smile. She said "hi (my monger name)", are you ready? It was a good thing I was, because I was about to get one of the best massages I've ever had in all my days in this hobby. Top, bottom, sides, back, and front all touched and I was totally in heaven. This lasted the entire hour and there was never a word spoken about an additional donation. When all was said and done, I left the standard tip, received the standard hug and a smile, and I left with my smile. I will definitely return and maybe as soon as today. Enjoy.

I was there a couple weeks ago and saw an older Chinese lady who I think called herself Lola. Took the 30 minute option, and things started off ok, light massage from the side of the table and then she moved to the top and leaned over and the tins were giving my head a nice little massage. I started touching her legs and she was fine with it so I started roaming, and I'm about 2 minutes she says, "ok, turn over", and starts asking what I want, and haggling. I pretty much was just looking for a standard HE, and her topless, settled on $50, which I know is above avergage, sorry fellow mongers. She insisted on payment first, so I paid up.

The top comes down and I was kind of shocked, she had a huge skin growth smack between her breasts, really black and lumpy and looking somewhat malignant. That and all the haggling definitely of took me out of the mood, but I had already paid her, so I closed my eyes and tried to think of something other than the giant growth on her chest, and let her work what was a bit of a limp noodle at that point. I eventually let loose, but not before she started complaining about how tired she was. Would not repeat with her, mostly because of her bad attitude, but I am sure it might be ok if you ok with negotiating, and don't ask for topless. Feel a bit bad for her though, she probably can't afford to get it removed.

Will try again with Monica, maybe I will have better luck.

[GentleBen1]

Nope, and more likely it is available.

The one time I saw her she was very friendly and eager.

I'd be surprised if there wasn't more out there.

[Walker333]

Are there any hints of service beyond an L1 finish?

Nope, and more likely it is available.

[Hobbyist256]

Are there any hints of service beyond an L1 finish?

[GentleBen1]

I've had the pleasure of seeing Monica twice in the last week. I can confirm she is a solid provider and a 100% sweetheart.

Second that, perfect English, young and eager to please.

Unusual in the area. Was working in Chinatown previously.

[Beast42]

Is she a sure, solid provider of happiness?

I've had the pleasure of seeing Monica twice in the last week. I can confirm she is a solid provider and a 100% sweetheart.

[Walker333]

Just saw Monica. Young and very cute, hot coal massage was nice.

Highly recommend.

Is she a sure, solid provider of happiness?

[GentleBen1]

Wow. I hope she is available next time I'm in the area.

Just saw Monica. Young and very cute, hot coal massage was nice.

Highly recommend.