Massage Parlor Reports

[ZzTopSterZz]

After much lurking and reading the reports of all the senior mongers, I made my way to Sherman today. Went earlier in the day (11:30) without an appointment and was greeted and massaged by the mamasan (didn't get her name, novice mistake). Pretty great massage for 65 but failed to achieve anything past that. Honestly was just hoping for a L1 experience and walked in prepared to be given the option of SS. Left the standard tip on top of my clothes but maybe she didn't see? Pretty dark room I suppose. Like it's said across this thread, YMMV. Maybe more trust needs to be built? Or call and request someone specific? Any tips on how to jump to the next level from a senior on here would be greatly appreciated.

Will either return in 3-5 weeks or try Church since this thread's favorite is returning there. Honestly the hour massage I got was well worth it but maybe more next time.

Surprising. Did you give any signals? Girls aren't going to just grab your dick if they think you wandered in for legit massage or worse might be a cop. Before the flip let them know you enjoy the feeling whenever they get near your junk. Spread your legs. Rub her ass gently. Sherman is not my favorite but I've never been disappointed. If that's the most convenient place for you then try again.

[Brexit]

Had vivian today and as good as I remember.

Saw another tall slim pretty girl working too who looks new to me. Good times.

Talked to Monica today.

Happy to report that Vivian will be returning to Church first week in August.

[JohnnyD12]

After much lurking and reading the reports of all the senior mongers, I made my way to Sherman today. Went earlier in the day (11:30) without an appointment and was greeted and massaged by the mamasan (didn't get her name, novice mistake). Pretty great massage for 65 but failed to achieve anything past that. Honestly was just hoping for a L1 experience and walked in prepared to be given the option of SS. Left the standard tip on top of my clothes but maybe she didn't see? Pretty dark room I suppose. Like it's said across this thread, YMMV. Maybe more trust needs to be built? Or call and request someone specific? Any tips on how to jump to the next level from a senior on here would be greatly appreciated.

Will either return in 3-5 weeks or try Church since this thread's favorite is returning there. Honestly the hour massage I got was well worth it but maybe more next time.

[ZzTopSterZz]

Talked to Monica today.

Happy to report that Vivian will be returning to Church first week in August.

Good to hear. I had some unexpected time the other day when a meeting got cancelled at the last minute so I stopped in after a very long hiatus. Saw Yoni. Mid 30's. Cute little spinner figure in leggings. Nice lady. Massage was ok and playtime was limited to light breast play but I left happy just the same. She mentioned another girl's name but I've forgotten it already. Monica remains the gold standard but she only books appointments and never (works massage anymore. Zz.

[GentleBen1]

Talked to Monica today.

Happy to report that Vivian will be returning to Church first week in August.

[GaryMinn]

Senior Monger,

Looking for a recommendation. Lots of closings and bad service (it appears) in Ev and Skokie areas- I'm visiting next week, and would greatly appreciate a fellow hobbyist's recommendation for where I can get a good massage and a "pleasant finish."

I'm happy to reciprocate in cities where I frequent (for example, New York, San Francisco, Oakland). Please feel free to PM if you prefer. Thanks in advance!

[Lamer12]

Found this and was going to try. Does anyone have any experience with them? Want to know if it is a real nuru.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1327512

[ForJsm]

Nope, we don't, but why don't you check her out and report back here? We all will appreciate. Good luck and stay safe.

Is this one of the girls at Howard?

[GentleBen1]

Have yet to find a place in the area even close to TC.

Found a few of the MT's scattered around. But mostly long gone as well.

Kid's center doomed the place and Linda.

You can add to the Dempster strip the two Mongolian run establishments. Sunrise spa and Mongolian spa near the yellow line.

Had some fun when Amy from TC worked at Sunrise but has long moved on. She was at Evanston Plaza until it was shut down over a year ago.

Nothing happening at either places the few times I have gone.

[GentleBen1]

Thank you, and better luck next time!

Have yet to find a place in the area even close to TC.

Found a few of the MT's scattered around. But mostly long gone as well.

Kid's center doomed the place and Linda.

[Hrodebert]

Thank you, and better luck next time!

Long time, no post. So, a shotgun review:

Howard Street Evanston.

Saw Mary recently. I recognized her from someplace in the "real" city, but still can't remember where. The experience was very much like a burger at Five Guys: you know what you're getting, it looks fine, nothing special, nothing added to the experience to make it memorable in any way, but a fine value for a fair price. For what it's worth, the most comfortable tables in the industry. Park a street north and walk down the alley. Howard and Church rotate therapists very regularly, so go now if you're going. Or not. Four experiences in the last year; one was truly horrible and was reviewed a little bit back, the rest were fine. Oh, Rachel. I miss you, Rachel. Or Monica, or whatever. Via con dios.

Church Street Evanston.

A precipitous decline in the last six to ten months. A year or so ago, when the place on Central was still open, it was an interesting experience and some actually attractive therapists. I keep going back for their signature 30 minutes, and it gets more awful each time. Old, ugly, but really fun and nice. Then young-ish, ugly, not really fun or nice. Then old, ugly, cold fish. Sorry, I get plenty of that at home. But like I said, they rotate pretty often, so it is definitely like playing Monopoly at Jewel. You'll get something each time you go (that came out wrong, sorry) but it usually will be something not great. But once in a while.

Central Street Evanston.

Speaking of Central, OMFG. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Awful appearance, awful massage, awful pressure for unearned tip. I walked out of there understanding how my cop father and cop brother just shake their heads when they see cops on tv or movies. Whoever owns that place now needs to do some fucking research on: how to run a massage establishment, massage techniques, cleaning techniques, how to use the credit card machine techniques, how not to grow a terrarium where your table shower used to be, and how to change the sheets on the massage table techniques. Jesus Christ.

Sherman Spa Evanston.

Really? I call, ask for Cici, who was the gold standard for so long on weekday mornings. "Okay. " I show up, it's this short, fat lady who can't speak English. "An hour with Cici?" She says she is Cici. Fuck that shit. Cici is long gone I guess. Twice to Sherman in two months (counting this one). I had a crappy DIY the first time. Now, I just bail. By this time I'm ready to fucking punch Robert Kraft in the nutsack for how he's fucking fucked us all. A billionare who could have rented out a big space in an office parks and paid massage ladies to sit around on their phones all day long without a single customer, his own private Asian Massage joint, just sitting there and just waiting for him to get a pre-flight chubby. Really, Bob. I'm so disappointed in you. It's like if I could have done that for the thirty bucks currently in my bank account now, Bob, and I chose not because I was a cheap fucking bastard. Oh, Bob.

$65 for a roll of the dice on the massage, and a No on anything else. I have friends who say otherwise, but they like to drink.

NQS in Skokie.

Third time with Amy. Cute in that way asian cheerleaders at Niles North are cute, you know? All busty and with porky legs. Thinks she can dance. Thinks she has hotness and sex appeal. Adorable. Any luck? Fuck this place is all I can say. Walls that end before the ceiling and floor mean nothing is going to happen, no matter how good the tease. $240 with tips that I should have spent rescuing a puppy or something. No, definitely rescuing a puppy. Or buying vaccines for African kids. The money I've completely wasted on this hobby, I could have rescued the Ivory fucking Coast by now. I miss Technicolour.

Sunny Spa in Skokie.

Okay, suggestion box time for whoever owns this dump: put a Chinese opera mask poster in the window that has a smile when there are ladies working here who are in a good mood and might enjoy making approximately $800 an hour for five minutes' "work," doing the only thing every 15 year old boy in America finds even easier than wasting time on Fortnite. Put a Chinese opera mask poster in the window that has a frown on it when the rest of them are there. This place is literally a crapshoot. Literally. You will have the same therapist a week apart and call her by the same name and you will have smiling opera woman one week, frowning opera woman the next week. Fuck, that is the absolute most annoying thing in this entire hobby. The same person!

On the plus side, most of them do give a really good massage that makes your back feel much better. So what you're getting here is the great likelihood of a good massage and a spin of the roulette wheel otherwise. You know, I've been in those moods some days, and feel okay with leaving the premises with some extra green in my pocket.

Wellness Spa Skokie.

Very nice people, very nice massage. Clean. Decent price. If you go after school hours, there is an unnerving presence of school-aged lkids hanging out in the front on their phones. I don't think that should be legal. It's like having pervs have to stay away from schools, right? Am I right? And I still hate kids anyway. I'm still angry at all little kids everywhere for closing down Technicolour, the little fuckers.

I have gone three times, three strikeouts. You think short, bald, and ugly would be someone's niche, but sadly, no.

Unnamed place on Deerfield Road in Deerfield, right by the police station.

Right by the police station, okay? So nothing except an actually really fantastic massage by this little Chinese lady that weighed less than my black lab.

Melody Spa in Wilmette.

I walk in, see all the ladies, walk out. I'm creepy, not stupid.

[GeorgeHerbert]

Long time, no post. So, a shotgun review:

Howard Street Evanston.

Saw Mary recently. I recognized her from someplace in the "real" city, but still can't remember where. The experience was very much like a burger at Five Guys: you know what you're getting, it looks fine, nothing special, nothing added to the experience to make it memorable in any way, but a fine value for a fair price. For what it's worth, the most comfortable tables in the industry. Park a street north and walk down the alley. Howard and Church rotate therapists very regularly, so go now if you're going. Or not. Four experiences in the last year; one was truly horrible and was reviewed a little bit back, the rest were fine. Oh, Rachel. I miss you, Rachel. Or Monica, or whatever. Via con dios.

Church Street Evanston.

A precipitous decline in the last six to ten months. A year or so ago, when the place on Central was still open, it was an interesting experience and some actually attractive therapists. I keep going back for their signature 30 minutes, and it gets more awful each time. Old, ugly, but really fun and nice. Then young-ish, ugly, not really fun or nice. Then old, ugly, cold fish. Sorry, I get plenty of that at home. But like I said, they rotate pretty often, so it is definitely like playing Monopoly at Jewel. You'll get something each time you go (that came out wrong, sorry) but it usually will be something not great. But once in a while.

Central Street Evanston.

Speaking of Central, OMFG. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Awful appearance, awful massage, awful pressure for unearned tip. I walked out of there understanding how my cop father and cop brother just shake their heads when they see cops on tv or movies. Whoever owns that place now needs to do some fucking research on: how to run a massage establishment, massage techniques, cleaning techniques, how to use the credit card machine techniques, how not to grow a terrarium where your table shower used to be, and how to change the sheets on the massage table techniques. Jesus Christ.

Sherman Spa Evanston.

Really? I call, ask for Cici, who was the gold standard for so long on weekday mornings. "Okay. " I show up, it's this short, fat lady who can't speak English. "An hour with Cici?" She says she is Cici. Fuck that shit. Cici is long gone I guess. Twice to Sherman in two months (counting this one). I had a crappy DIY the first time. Now, I just bail. By this time I'm ready to fucking punch Robert Kraft in the nutsack for how he's fucking fucked us all. A billionare who could have rented out a big space in an office parks and paid massage ladies to sit around on their phones all day long without a single customer, his own private Asian Massage joint, just sitting there and just waiting for him to get a pre-flight chubby. Really, Bob. I'm so disappointed in you. It's like if I could have done that for the thirty bucks currently in my bank account now, Bob, and I chose not because I was a cheap fucking bastard. Oh, Bob.

$65 for a roll of the dice on the massage, and a No on anything else. I have friends who say otherwise, but they like to drink.

NQS in Skokie.

Third time with Amy. Cute in that way asian cheerleaders at Niles North are cute, you know? All busty and with porky legs. Thinks she can dance. Thinks she has hotness and sex appeal. Adorable. Any luck? Fuck this place is all I can say. Walls that end before the ceiling and floor mean nothing is going to happen, no matter how good the tease. $240 with tips that I should have spent rescuing a puppy or something. No, definitely rescuing a puppy. Or buying vaccines for African kids. The money I've completely wasted on this hobby, I could have rescued the Ivory fucking Coast by now. I miss Technicolour.

Sunny Spa in Skokie.

Okay, suggestion box time for whoever owns this dump: put a Chinese opera mask poster in the window that has a smile when there are ladies working here who are in a good mood and might enjoy making approximately $800 an hour for five minutes' "work," doing the only thing every 15 year old boy in America finds even easier than wasting time on Fortnite. Put a Chinese opera mask poster in the window that has a frown on it when the rest of them are there. This place is literally a crapshoot. Literally. You will have the same therapist a week apart and call her by the same name and you will have smiling opera woman one week, frowning opera woman the next week. Fuck, that is the absolute most annoying thing in this entire hobby. The same person!

On the plus side, most of them do give a really good massage that makes your back feel much better. So what you're getting here is the great likelihood of a good massage and a spin of the roulette wheel otherwise. You know, I've been in those moods some days, and feel okay with leaving the premises with some extra green in my pocket.

Wellness Spa Skokie.

Very nice people, very nice massage. Clean. Decent price. If you go after school hours, there is an unnerving presence of school-aged lkids hanging out in the front on their phones. I don't think that should be legal. It's like having pervs have to stay away from schools, right? Am I right? And I still hate kids anyway. I'm still angry at all little kids everywhere for closing down Technicolour, the little fuckers.

I have gone three times, three strikeouts. You think short, bald, and ugly would be someone's niche, but sadly, no.

Unnamed place on Deerfield Road in Deerfield, right by the police station.

Right by the police station, okay? So nothing except an actually really fantastic massage by this little Chinese lady that weighed less than my black lab.

Melody Spa in Wilmette.

I walk in, see all the ladies, walk out. I'm creepy, not stupid.

[Silvio]

Can I get info on Howard street location. They about the same as EV. There a table shower there. How's parking. Thanks in advance.

[Walker333]

Anyone know about Mary at Howard?

Nope, we don't, but why don't you check her out and report back here? We all will appreciate. Good luck and stay safe.

[Box999]

Anyone know about Mary at Howard?