Massage Parlor Reports

[Chicago Rocks]

Please don't get me wrong, this is the most exciting post I'be seen in this thread in a long time!

Unfortunately, the landmarks you describe don't seem to be in this locale.

Hopefully, we can get more reports like this in our area.

Stay Safe, CR.

Wanted to leave a nice review but got sidetracked so this is overdue but should be good.

We're spending some time up near pontoon Beach and decided to crash for the night, so I looked for some AMP action and the closest I could find that looked reliable was in Evansville.

Found that there were three all situated next to each other across from the titty bar so I decided to go there, Tokyo spa.

Place was easy to find plenty of parking, and not busy at all.

Paid the entry fee for an hour, got older woman, but good looking. I don't mind older women sometimes I actually prefer them over the younger ones.

Sadly I don't remember her name, but she looks like she's there all the time, a regular. Massage was decent good pressure no complaints there, Figured extras were available due to the outfit she was wearing.

Towards the end of the massage, a little teasing here in there.

On the flip, right to junior.

She immediately ask what I want, I see everything that you can give.

Settled on $160, and she left to retrieve a cover and returned soon after.

She started with the BJ, and I returned with some DATY. My only complaint there, was that she already applied lube that didn't taste very good.

After getting her warmed up a bit with the DATY, proceeded with some MISH, and finished shortly after, sooner than I would like but good.

Overall for being first time there, was not disappointed, left very happy and relaxed.

The place next-door, pink spa I believe, Look to as if it was closed but not sure.

Overall would repeat, would like to see different girl for different experience but if in the area would come back.

[DeadHeadChevy]

Wanted to leave a nice review but got sidetracked so this is overdue but should be good.

We're spending some time up near pontoon Beach and decided to crash for the night, so I looked for some AMP action and the closest I could find that looked reliable was in Evansville.

Found that there were three all situated next to each other across from the titty bar so I decided to go there, Tokyo spa.

Place was easy to find plenty of parking, and not busy at all.

Paid the entry fee for an hour, got older woman, but good looking. I don't mind older women sometimes I actually prefer them over the younger ones.

Sadly I don't remember her name, but she looks like she's there all the time, a regular. Massage was decent good pressure no complaints there, Figured extras were available due to the outfit she was wearing.

Towards the end of the massage, a little teasing here in there.

On the flip, right to junior.

She immediately ask what I want, I see everything that you can give.

Settled on $160, and she left to retrieve a cover and returned soon after.

She started with the BJ, and I returned with some DATY. My only complaint there, was that she already applied lube that didn't taste very good.

After getting her warmed up a bit with the DATY, proceeded with some MISH, and finished shortly after, sooner than I would like but good.

Overall for being first time there, was not disappointed, left very happy and relaxed.

The place next-door, pink spa I believe, Look to as if it was closed but not sure.

Overall would repeat, would like to see different girl for different experience but if in the area would come back.

[Walker333]

Was greeted by a middle aged mms, who immediately tried to up sell insisting on 4 hands. The mt was 30 (plain looking amt, with almost no English. Massage was ok, but with NO testing. L1 at the end with zero roaming! 60/40.

If anyone has info about other providers there, please PM.

[Walker333]

Hadn't been to Sunny in a while. All previous visits have been OK, nothing to write home about, but not bad.

This time I got a really fat Chinese girl. Really fat! I don't think I've ever gotten a fatter Chinese girl in my too many years wasted mongering.

So-so massage. Lots of blatant teasing. Let her do L1, but I wasn't about to go roaming. My gripe is her greediness during the tip. She complained vigourously of my tip (which to me seemed more than enough). I gave her a little extra even though I shouldn't, and she still complained bitterly. No, I'm sorry Miss Fatty. For a regular massage and LI and no roaming or other services, you do not deserve a 70 tip. Just don't. Ugh.

I will Avoid Avoid Avoid Sunny, in case she is still there.

For years I've been using Sunny as a last resort. The quality of service has always been hit or miss, but attempts to overcharge were stable.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Went to a place quite randomly- Ming massage on Milwaukee in Niles.

$70! Door.

MT was somewhat cute and young-ish. Very basic massage skills. No teasing. No HE. Thankfully, no pushing of SS either. I hate when that happens.

Disappointing all around. Door fee considerably too high for a basic Legit place.

[Mr LoudMonger]

Hadn't been to Sunny in a while. All previous visits have been OK, nothing to write home about, but not bad.

This time I got a really fat Chinese girl. Really fat! I don't think I've ever gotten a fatter Chinese girl in my too many years wasted mongering.

So-so massage. Lots of blatant teasing. Let her do L1, but I wasn't about to go roaming. My gripe is her greediness during the tip. She complained vigourously of my tip (which to me seemed more than enough). I gave her a little extra even though I shouldn't, and she still complained bitterly. No, I'm sorry Miss Fatty. For a regular massage and LI and no roaming or other services, you do not deserve a 70 tip. Just don't. Ugh.

I will Avoid Avoid Avoid Sunny, in case she is still there.

[SpaGuy21]

Maybe still under construction? Sign is now up but nobody home. Tried yesterday and in my travels ended up on Belmont.

I called a week or 2 back. The lady I talked to said they're waiting on licensing. It'll probably be a little while.

[DomCorazon]

Cindy who is the go to will be back Tuesday.

Maybe still under construction? Sign is now up but nobody home. Tried yesterday and in my travels ended up on Belmont.

[Chidell]

Tea Tree Therapy. Glenview.

This Vivian was not "The Vivian from TC". TC Viv has disappeared! Sighhhh.

[GentleBen1]

What's up with 3512? Went there before 2 pm to try and lights out, both signs off and no one picked up phone, called back or texted.

Cindy who is the go to will be back Tuesday.

[DomCorazon]

Sorry the location is 3512 Dempster.

Royal Massage and Spa.

773-290-9520.

Amy or Cindy, both 30's, easy on the eyes.

No guarantees on extras.

What's up with 3512? Went there before 2 pm to try and lights out, both signs off and no one picked up phone, called back or texted.

[JohnnyD12]

Have Sherman another shot after dropping all the right hints with no reciprocation the last time. Drew Anna, little skinny girl No more than 33? Both rooms were occupied upon arrival but was told to come back in an hour. Caught one of you mongers walking out with a hat down so I was feeling confident in some extras this time around.

Solid massage for 45 ish minutes with her stepping out to take 3 calls. Left the standard tip right in the light this time to leave less to the imagination. Made lots of small talk and made some contact during the flip. Slapped my thighs finished and walked right out. Fearing I'd strike out again, I took my time "getting dressed" and called her back in at full mast requesting some more massage. Seemed hesitant at first but after reiterating it wasn't my first time and being more assertive with some contact, got a very light tease while standing before laying down for a standard finish.

Happy to get the expected ending but kinda ruined the flow having to fluff and call her back in. Maybe I've now cleared the ranks there and can have a more fluid experience next time! Shout out to the couple senior members who PMed solid advice.

[Yoni Sniffer]

I appreciate your post here. Can you send me PM with details? Thanks.

Sent you a PM with details. I think most guys here will agree that 40 is the appropriate tip for the standard L1. Ev is a pretty good place that usually (not always) gives a little extra effort and I've often tipped 50 or 60 there, but at some AMP's they want 60 just for a crappy rub and tug. No dice. You have to hold firm and be willing to walk away. The "right" tip depends on the level of clothing, roaming, appearance and overall attitude. BTW I do not negotiate in advance and do not repeat with hagglers who complain about my tip on the way out. It's called a happy ending for a reason. Some guys enjoy the negotiation but for me it just kills the vibe. To each his own.

[Yoni Sniffer]

Don't you think she's a bit large? She is cute but I'm a small guy. She'd smother me.

Has anyone tried this gorgeous chick in Skokie. I read in one of her ad's that she provides Massage along with FS.

https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chi...scorts/1675678

I don't see any reviews about her online. Wondering if she is legit. And not a LEO trap.

[Yoni Sniffer]

GeorgeHerbert. You wrote a lot. But every place you mention sounds Nicht so Gut! Do you know any good places that take good care of customers?

Long time, no post. So, a shotgun review:

Howard Street Evanston.

Saw Mary recently. I recognized her from someplace in the "real" city, but still can't remember where. The experience was very much like a burger at Five Guys: you know what you're getting, it looks fine, nothing special, nothing added to the experience to make it memorable in any way, but a fine value for a fair price. For what it's worth, the most comfortable tables in the industry. Park a street north and walk down the alley. Howard and Church rotate therapists very regularly, so go now if you're going. Or not. Four experiences in the last year; one was truly horrible and was reviewed a little bit back, the rest were fine. Oh, Rachel. I miss you, Rachel. Or Monica, or whatever. Via con dios.

Church Street Evanston.

A precipitous decline in the last six to ten months. A year or so ago, when the place on Central was still open, it was an interesting experience and some actually attractive therapists. I keep going back for their signature 30 minutes, and it gets more awful each time. Old, ugly, but really fun and nice. Then young-ish, ugly, not really fun or nice. Then old, ugly, cold fish. Sorry, I get plenty of that at home. But like I said, they rotate pretty often, so it is definitely like playing Monopoly at Jewel. You'll get something each time you go (that came out wrong, sorry) but it usually will be something not great. But once in a while.

Central Street Evanston.

Speaking of Central, OMFG. Avoid, avoid, avoid. Awful appearance, awful massage, awful pressure for unearned tip. I walked out of there understanding how my cop father and cop brother just shake their heads when they see cops on tv or movies. Whoever owns that place now needs to do some fucking research on: how to run a massage establishment, massage techniques, cleaning techniques, how to use the credit card machine techniques, how not to grow a terrarium where your table shower used to be, and how to change the sheets on the massage table techniques. Jesus Christ.

Sherman Spa Evanston.

Really? I call, ask for Cici, who was the gold standard for so long on weekday mornings. "Okay. " I show up, it's this short, fat lady who can't speak English. "An hour with Cici?" She says she is Cici. Fuck that shit. Cici is long gone I guess. Twice to Sherman in two months (counting this one). I had a crappy DIY the first time. Now, I just bail. By this time I'm ready to fucking punch Robert Kraft in the nutsack for how he's fucking fucked us all. A billionare who could have rented out a big space in an office parks and paid massage ladies to sit around on their phones all day long without a single customer, his own private Asian Massage joint, just sitting there and just waiting for him to get a pre-flight chubby. Really, Bob. I'm so disappointed in you. It's like if I could have done that for the thirty bucks currently in my bank account now, Bob, and I chose not because I was a cheap fucking bastard. Oh, Bob.

$65 for a roll of the dice on the massage, and a No on anything else. I have friends who say otherwise, but they like to drink.

NQS in Skokie.

Third time with Amy. Cute in that way asian cheerleaders at Niles North are cute, you know? All busty and with porky legs. Thinks she can dance. Thinks she has hotness and sex appeal. Adorable. Any luck? Fuck this place is all I can say. Walls that end before the ceiling and floor mean nothing is going to happen, no matter how good the tease. $240 with tips that I should have spent rescuing a puppy or something. No, definitely rescuing a puppy. Or buying vaccines for African kids. The money I've completely wasted on this hobby, I could have rescued the Ivory fucking Coast by now. I miss Technicolour.

Sunny Spa in Skokie.

Okay, suggestion box time for whoever owns this dump: put a Chinese opera mask poster in the window that has a smile when there are ladies working here who are in a good mood and might enjoy making approximately $800 an hour for five minutes' "work," doing the only thing every 15 year old boy in America finds even easier than wasting time on Fortnite. Put a Chinese opera mask poster in the window that has a frown on it when the rest of them are there. This place is literally a crapshoot. Literally. You will have the same therapist a week apart and call her by the same name and you will have smiling opera woman one week, frowning opera woman the next week. Fuck, that is the absolute most annoying thing in this entire hobby. The same person!

On the plus side, most of them do give a really good massage that makes your back feel much better. So what you're getting here is the great likelihood of a good massage and a spin of the roulette wheel otherwise. You know, I've been in those moods some days, and feel okay with leaving the premises with some extra green in my pocket.

Wellness Spa Skokie.

Very nice people, very nice massage. Clean. Decent price. If you go after school hours, there is an unnerving presence of school-aged lkids hanging out in the front on their phones. I don't think that should be legal. It's like having pervs have to stay away from schools, right? Am I right? And I still hate kids anyway. I'm still angry at all little kids everywhere for closing down Technicolour, the little fuckers.

I have gone three times, three strikeouts. You think short, bald, and ugly would be someone's niche, but sadly, no.

Unnamed place on Deerfield Road in Deerfield, right by the police station.

Right by the police station, okay? So nothing except an actually really fantastic massage by this little Chinese lady that weighed less than my black lab.

Melody Spa in Wilmette.

I walk in, see all the ladies, walk out. I'm creepy, not stupid.