Massage Parlor Reports

[DMichaels69]

I'm sure all the housewives of Evanston have complained about the awful sex trafficking going on in that fine suburb, LOL.

Pretty sure that "uncle" figured out that ultra complex, ENIGMA-level secret code a longgggg time ago. Especially the many members of the "uncle" fraternity who participate in this hobby. Had a Chinese girlfriend (pre-COVID) who became popular with several 'uncles. " She gave them a nice discount and they watched out for her. Alas, miss her a lot--she made her pile and returned to Wuhan.

[Jokester1]

Anybody that's been in the Hobby for a long time should know this and it's obvious it wasn't 50 bucks. And I'm sure you knew that. And you've been there so you know the deal. Don't make it easier for our uncle LOL.

Pretty sure that "uncle" figured out that ultra complex, ENIGMA-level secret code a longgggg time ago. Especially the many members of the "uncle" fraternity who participate in this hobby. Had a Chinese girlfriend (pre-COVID) who became popular with several 'uncles. " She gave them a nice discount and they watched out for her. Alas, miss her a lot--she made her pile and returned to Wuhan.

[Zeuss]

I don't want to sound like the forum police but ". 5" is confusing because it looks like a typo. I would read. 5 as 50 bucks. Of couse nobody gets FS for 50 bucks unless you buy a handful of drinks for some horny chick at a bar, but it doesn't make any sense in this context. If you want to say 150 bucks just say $150 to match your $65 door fee, or 65 door and 150 extras, or use the shorthand of. 65 door and 1. 5 for extras and we'll figure it out. Just be consistent. Thanks.

Agreed!

Anybody that's been in the Hobby for a long time should know this and it's obvious it wasn't 50 bucks. And I'm sure you knew that. And you've been there so you know the deal. Don't make it easier for our uncle LOL.

FYI: the code communications is absolutely useless. It offers Zero benefit, no different than the LE questions. If it was that easy then they would be less successful than they are with the drug war LOL.

[HighHopes312]

Attempted to walk in to K in Evanston. It's closed UFN or for good. I don't know the real reason, but the quality of service there went down significantly and that might be the answer.

I got a text from K a few days ago that they're moving locations with a "maybe March grand opening.".

They only had my number because I called for an appointment a long time ago (shortly after they opened), so they were digging deep into their contact list.

[YuhColoy]

Inadvertently posted this in another thread.

Met with Luna today. I had called earlier to see who was available. Mia or Luna. I chose Luna as I had seen Mia previously. When I got there. Just a few minutes early. I had to ring the bell a few times and was getting nervous. Finally someone pops open the door and brings me to room to sit in 'for 5 minutes'. The room was dumpy and it felt like an eternity (but really was about 5 minutes). Luna opened the door and I was struck how pretty she was. Beautiful smile. Cute little dress. I'm guessing late 30's early 40's. Good body and what seemed to be a nice butt. She brings me to a room and I opt for an hour because she was pretty hot. For the next 35 minutes I had the best massage I've ever gotten from an AMP. Every inch is covered. It's slow. Sensual and effective. Truly, if the massage ended right there. I wouldn't have cared (. All that much.) While face down she does this technique where she basically sits on your head and rubs down your back. Trust me. This is not unpleasant. She even does the finger pull / snap technique which is awesome. There wasn't a whole lot of teasing however face down. She tells me turn over and she does light feather touches. And bingo.

She asked 1. 5 for L3. I didn't counter. This woman is good at what she does and is sexy as hell. While there is zero English. She takes direction and accommodates. She really gets into it.

What followed the was the wipe down. Something I've always felt weird about for some reason. I started to pop up again and she giggled. I clocked out at about 55 minutes. Not bad.

Strongly recommended.

THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEW.

She was good / great.

[Walker333]

Attempted to walk in to K in Evanston. It's closed UFN or for good. I don't know the real reason, but the quality of service there went down significantly and that might be the answer.

[BabyBoy2013]

I don't want to sound like the forum police but ". 5" is confusing because it looks like a typo. I would read. 5 as 50 bucks. Of couse nobody gets FS for 50 bucks unless you buy a handful of drinks for some horny chick at a bar, but it doesn't make any sense in this context. If you want to say 150 bucks just say $150 to match your $65 door fee, or 65 door and 150 extras, or use the shorthand of. 65 door and 1. 5 for extras and we'll figure it out. Just be consistent. Thanks.

Anybody that's been in the Hobby for a long time should know this and it's obvious it wasn't 50 bucks. And I'm sure you knew that. And you've been there so you know the deal. Don't make it easier for our uncle LOL.

[RobertShafToe]

In recent months I'd been enjoying a few visits to HCS on Crawford st. I just noticed on rub maps someone said that they were closed down about a week ago. I haven't been by to check but can anyone confirm?

[ZzTopSterZz]

$65 Door fee and. 5 for the FS so the total damage was $2.15.

I don't want to sound like the forum police but ". 5" is confusing because it looks like a typo. I would read. 5 as 50 bucks. Of couse nobody gets FS for 50 bucks unless you buy a handful of drinks for some horny chick at a bar, but it doesn't make any sense in this context. If you want to say 150 bucks just say $150 to match your $65 door fee, or 65 door and 150 extras, or use the shorthand of. 65 door and 1. 5 for extras and we'll figure it out. Just be consistent. Thanks.

[Jimmy Sixty9]

This is exactly why I just have taken my business else where. Ev just has been a downhill experience. I used to spend so much money there and I still would if quality improved. But after back to back to back shit experiences a few months ago I've decided it's not worth to spend my hard earned money there until it improves. Look at Mt prospect forums for higher level L3 play. I refuse to try out any of these new girls until they bring back some quality.

I can't comment on Selena because I haven't seen her but I did do an hour with Luna and I highly recommend. Great massage and great service. I estimate let 30's. Nice, natural top on a slight frame. English not strong, but you'll figure it out with some help from Google translate. Multiple options available. I will be visiting again soon.

[Walker333]

This is exactly why I just have taken my business else where. Ev just has been a downhill experience. I used to spend so much money there and I still would if quality improved. But after back to back to back shit experiences a few months ago I've decided it's not worth to spend my hard earned money there until it improves. Look at Mt prospect forums for higher level L3 play. I refuse to try out any of these new girls until they bring back some quality.

There is a handful of AMPs on Dempster, between McCormick and Skokie Blvd. Some of them should be good. All of them definitely are much closer to Ev then Mt.

[ComeRapMe]

This is exactly why I just have taken my business else where. Ev just has been a downhill experience. I used to spend so much money there and I still would if quality improved. But after back to back to back shit experiences a few months ago I've decided it's not worth to spend my hard earned money there until it improves. Look at Mt prospect forums for higher level L3 play. I refuse to try out any of these new girls until they bring back some quality.

I finally went to EV Church. I wanted to meet Luna but Selena was the only girl that was available. So I went with her. Selena is slim with pretty good size boobs but her massage was so bad. I think she does the worst massage ever I have experience from AMP.

I did not care so much as I was not there for massage.

On the flip, she asked whether I want everything so I said yes. She asked for. 5 so I agreed. I have seen from the forum that the damage is around. 5 normally so I did not negotiate at all. However, she was just so lazy and she was not into the service. I did mish and I wanted to try different positions but she was not cooperating well too. She speaks no English at all which made it a lot harder.

Overall, I strongly do not recommend the girl called Selena. Please do not fall for it. She looks young and pretty but she does not corporate and has bad attitude. Selena was the worst ever.

I might give it a try again with Luna if I am available.

[SrtLover]

What was final damage?

$65 Door fee and. 5 for the FS so the total damage was $2.15.

[DeeDee86]

On the flip, she asked whether I want everything so I said yes. She asked for. 5 so I agreed. I have seen from the forum that the damage is around. 5 normally so I did not negotiate at all. However, .

What was final damage?

[SrtLover]

I finally went to EV Church. I wanted to meet Luna but Selena was the only girl that was available. So I went with her. Selena is slim with pretty good size boobs but her massage was so bad. I think she does the worst massage ever I have experience from AMP.

I did not care so much as I was not there for massage.

On the flip, she asked whether I want everything so I said yes. She asked for. 5 so I agreed. I have seen from the forum that the damage is around. 5 normally so I did not negotiate at all. However, she was just so lazy and she was not into the service. I did mish and I wanted to try different positions but she was not cooperating well too. She speaks no English at all which made it a lot harder.

Overall, I strongly do not recommend the girl called Selena. Please do not fall for it. She looks young and pretty but she does not corporate and has bad attitude. Selena was the worst ever.

I might give it a try again with Luna if I am available.