Massage Parlor Reports

**Jimmy Sixty9** · 02-17-23 00:04

I've been there a couple times recently and recommend you make a trip. Both give great massages and are super friendly. Ivy is a back walker if you're looking for that. Both in their late 40's is my guess. Tina has a smaller frame but both have nice bodies. I'm confident you won't be disappointed.

Feel free to reach out for more info.

**Falken** · 02-02-23 19:32

Originally Posted by MeNU469 [View Original Post]

My experience with a couple of them is they are all working out of the same shop. If you aren't particular about looks, it's ok. Had older MT's and a decent massage. L1 was the only thing on the table and not much more.

M.

I gave that Niles place a whirl a couple months ago and struck out. Provider said she was new. She was very cute and "girl next store" looking. Blonde, American, looked to be in her late 20's / early 30's. She gave a really nice massage but kept me covered almost the entire time and it was clear there was going to be no extras. The phone number rotates a lot at this place as does the talent based on the descriptions I hear. What is odd about the place is there is a guy (who I guess is the owner or manager?) that is kinda lurking around in the shadows in another room. The venue is an aging multi level office center that features a lot of other businesses. Overall though, the place is in the middle of a quiet street in a mostly industrial area so it's discreet. I'm thinking it's extreme YMMV at this place because of the high rate of rotating providers. Yours truly TOFTT but if you give this place a try, you should know going in that you probably only have a 50/50 shot of extra service.

**HankyDaPanky** · 01-31-23 17:00

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

The Mt, her name sounded like Zang or Zhonk, mid forties, very petite, slightly overweight, with pleasant round face. I probably woke her up because she definitely was sleepy or fatigued, although it was early afternoon time. Received 30 minutes of an unprofessional rubbing with a lot of oil, then mechanical, uninspiring L1. House +50. Will not repeat.

I'd appreciate if someone can recommend a place / mt in Skokie and / or surrounding suburbs where a good massage with at least L1 is available. PM would be fine.

Evanston spa. Full service, good massage, cute women. Can't go wrong. Check out Rub Maps for the address.

**Walker333** · 01-31-23 12:15

The Mt, her name sounded like Zang or Zhonk, mid forties, very petite, slightly overweight, with pleasant round face. I probably woke her up because she definitely was sleepy or fatigued, although it was early afternoon time. Received 30 minutes of an unprofessional rubbing with a lot of oil, then mechanical, uninspiring L1. House +50. Will not repeat.

I'd appreciate if someone can recommend a place / mt in Skokie and / or surrounding suburbs where a good massage with at least L1 is available. PM would be fine.

**BabyBoy2013** · 01-28-23 18:03

Originally Posted by MrLoudMonger [View Original Post]

I don't often monger in the area, and don't keep good tabs what is available. Had 90 minutes to kill in the morning.

For the heck of it I stopped at Sunrise. Open sign is on, but doors locked and no bell to ring. Called, no answer. I drove away and probably should have kept on going. However they called me back and convinced me to come back and use the side door. That sounded promising.

It was not.

70 door fee. Place is actually pretty big inside, and pretty clean. The MT was Jenny. She's shockingly tall. I'd say she is about 6. 0. Looks Mongolian.

The massage was strictly legit, everything fully draped and not touching anywhere near the nether regions. It was okay for what it was, she is pleasant enough, but I have better MT's that I can go to for a real massage. I don't know if extras are available for regulars or not, but she would not be my first choice for that.

I've been here a couple of times in the past and only saw Julia. Older lady with a descent massage and was extra fun with that bald kitty LOL. But too bad she is gone now. If anyone knows where she is now let us know. Or send me a msg. Thanks.

**Mr LoudMonger** · 01-27-23 20:38

I don't often monger in the area, and don't keep good tabs what is available. Had 90 minutes to kill in the morning.

For the heck of it I stopped at Sunrise. Open sign is on, but doors locked and no bell to ring. Called, no answer. I drove away and probably should have kept on going. However they called me back and convinced me to come back and use the side door. That sounded promising.

It was not.

70 door fee. Place is actually pretty big inside, and pretty clean. The MT was Jenny. She's shockingly tall. I'd say she is about 6. 0. Looks Mongolian.

The massage was strictly legit, everything fully draped and not touching anywhere near the nether regions. It was okay for what it was, she is pleasant enough, but I have better MT's that I can go to for a real massage. I don't know if extras are available for regulars or not, but she would not be my first choice for that.

**DMichaels69** · 01-27-23 10:46

I'm sure all the housewives of Evanston have complained about the awful sex trafficking going on in that fine suburb, LOL.

Originally Posted by Jokester1 [View Original Post]

Pretty sure that "uncle" figured out that ultra complex, ENIGMA-level secret code a longgggg time ago. Especially the many members of the "uncle" fraternity who participate in this hobby. Had a Chinese girlfriend (pre-COVID) who became popular with several 'uncles. " She gave them a nice discount and they watched out for her. Alas, miss her a lot--she made her pile and returned to Wuhan.

**Jokester1** · 01-27-23 09:58

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

Anybody that's been in the Hobby for a long time should know this and it's obvious it wasn't 50 bucks. And I'm sure you knew that. And you've been there so you know the deal. Don't make it easier for our uncle LOL.

Pretty sure that "uncle" figured out that ultra complex, ENIGMA-level secret code a longgggg time ago. Especially the many members of the "uncle" fraternity who participate in this hobby. Had a Chinese girlfriend (pre-COVID) who became popular with several 'uncles. " She gave them a nice discount and they watched out for her. Alas, miss her a lot--she made her pile and returned to Wuhan.

**Zeuss** · 01-26-23 23:46

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

I don't want to sound like the forum police but ". 5" is confusing because it looks like a typo. I would read. 5 as 50 bucks. Of couse nobody gets FS for 50 bucks unless you buy a handful of drinks for some horny chick at a bar, but it doesn't make any sense in this context. If you want to say 150 bucks just say $150 to match your $65 door fee, or 65 door and 150 extras, or use the shorthand of. 65 door and 1. 5 for extras and we'll figure it out. Just be consistent. Thanks.

Agreed!

Originally Posted by BabyBoy2013 [View Original Post]

Anybody that's been in the Hobby for a long time should know this and it's obvious it wasn't 50 bucks. And I'm sure you knew that. And you've been there so you know the deal. Don't make it easier for our uncle LOL.

FYI: the code communications is absolutely useless. It offers Zero benefit, no different than the LE questions. If it was that easy then they would be less successful than they are with the drug war LOL.

**HighHopes312** · 01-26-23 00:23

Originally Posted by Walker333 [View Original Post]

Attempted to walk in to K in Evanston. It's closed UFN or for good. I don't know the real reason, but the quality of service there went down significantly and that might be the answer.

I got a text from K a few days ago that they're moving locations with a "maybe March grand opening.".

They only had my number because I called for an appointment a long time ago (shortly after they opened), so they were digging deep into their contact list.

**YuhColoy** · 01-25-23 19:56

Originally Posted by DeeDee86 [View Original Post]

Inadvertently posted this in another thread.

Met with Luna today. I had called earlier to see who was available. Mia or Luna. I chose Luna as I had seen Mia previously. When I got there. Just a few minutes early. I had to ring the bell a few times and was getting nervous. Finally someone pops open the door and brings me to room to sit in 'for 5 minutes'. The room was dumpy and it felt like an eternity (but really was about 5 minutes). Luna opened the door and I was struck how pretty she was. Beautiful smile. Cute little dress. I'm guessing late 30's early 40's. Good body and what seemed to be a nice butt. She brings me to a room and I opt for an hour because she was pretty hot. For the next 35 minutes I had the best massage I've ever gotten from an AMP. Every inch is covered. It's slow. Sensual and effective. Truly, if the massage ended right there. I wouldn't have cared (. All that much.) While face down she does this technique where she basically sits on your head and rubs down your back. Trust me. This is not unpleasant. She even does the finger pull / snap technique which is awesome. There wasn't a whole lot of teasing however face down. She tells me turn over and she does light feather touches. And bingo.

She asked 1. 5 for L3. I didn't counter. This woman is good at what she does and is sexy as hell. While there is zero English. She takes direction and accommodates. She really gets into it.

What followed the was the wipe down. Something I've always felt weird about for some reason. I started to pop up again and she giggled. I clocked out at about 55 minutes. Not bad.

Strongly recommended.

THANKS FOR YOUR REVIEW.

She was good / great.

**Walker333** · 01-25-23 18:14

Attempted to walk in to K in Evanston. It's closed UFN or for good. I don't know the real reason, but the quality of service there went down significantly and that might be the answer.

**BabyBoy2013** · 01-25-23 15:14

Originally Posted by ZzTopSterZz [View Original Post]

I don't want to sound like the forum police but ". 5" is confusing because it looks like a typo. I would read. 5 as 50 bucks. Of couse nobody gets FS for 50 bucks unless you buy a handful of drinks for some horny chick at a bar, but it doesn't make any sense in this context. If you want to say 150 bucks just say $150 to match your $65 door fee, or 65 door and 150 extras, or use the shorthand of. 65 door and 1. 5 for extras and we'll figure it out. Just be consistent. Thanks.

Anybody that's been in the Hobby for a long time should know this and it's obvious it wasn't 50 bucks. And I'm sure you knew that. And you've been there so you know the deal. Don't make it easier for our uncle LOL.

**RobertShafToe** · 01-25-23 12:52

In recent months I'd been enjoying a few visits to HCS on Crawford st. I just noticed on rub maps someone said that they were closed down about a week ago. I haven't been by to check but can anyone confirm?

**ZzTopSterZz** · 01-25-23 09:40

Originally Posted by SrtLover [View Original Post]

$65 Door fee and. 5 for the FS so the total damage was $2.15.

I don't want to sound like the forum police but ". 5" is confusing because it looks like a typo. I would read. 5 as 50 bucks. Of couse nobody gets FS for 50 bucks unless you buy a handful of drinks for some horny chick at a bar, but it doesn't make any sense in this context. If you want to say 150 bucks just say $150 to match your $65 door fee, or 65 door and 150 extras, or use the shorthand of. 65 door and 1. 5 for extras and we'll figure it out. Just be consistent. Thanks.